美国准备封锁霍尔木兹海峡

@Oliviairini
Extended discussions that lasted under a day

持续了不到一天的深入讨论

@Ryanjones111
Most exercise I get these days is shaking my head in disbelief

我最近运动量最大的活动，就是不敢置信的频频摇头

@Nurdin1-p7c
Triumphant winner: If I can't win, I'll help blockade Hormuz

“胜利者”的凯旋：既然我赢不了，那我就去帮着封锁霍尔木兹海峡。

@JordanHaddad7
If you can’t beat em join em

如果你打不过他们，就加入他们  

@rooster1012
Claimed he won the war last week now he is begging again.

上周还宣称自己打赢了战争，现在又开始乞求了。

@mancjay8946
It's called fighting fire with fire.

这就叫以毒攻毒

@artemisflowone
All you guys get hung up on the word "block" USA is not blocking the strait you smart candles- USA takes full control of the strait preventing iran takes the world hostage with it! Get smarter people! USA will control it and prevent billions flowing to the regime who tries to ask for a fee!

你们这帮人老是揪着 “封锁” 这个词不放 —— 美国才不是在封锁海峡呢，你们这些蠢货。
美国是要完全掌控这个海峡，阻止伊朗用它来要挟全世界！
清醒一点吧各位！美国会掌控这里，阻止数十亿美元流入那个妄图收取过路费的政权！

@Andy-te1mw
​ @artemisflowone we will now call it the strait of America!

我们现在就把它改名叫美国海峡！

@Chris-k9g2z
Marathon negotiations that went on for less than 24 hours

一场持续了不到24小时的‘马拉松式’谈判

@JorgeRzezak
24hs is a lot of time for negotiations. After the 1st hour everybody understand where is going the negotiation.

24 小时对于谈判来说已经很长了。第一个小时过后，所有人就都明白谈判会走向何方了。

@Simulation.C.C
Welcome to the Jokes timeline. Everyday is a new circus parody.

欢迎收看搞笑节目《每日笑话》。天天都是马戏团现场，纯属恶搞

@Dan-the-man-00
Nurse he’s at it again

护士，他又犯病了！

@Ghh_Axxit567
He forgot his medication again nurse!

护士，他又忘吃药了！

@54spatula
Nurse, he’s out of bed!

护士，他跑下床了

@slwide7507
So now this guy is competing with Iran for blockades. Is this some kind of a competition now?

所以现在这家伙是要跟伊朗比谁更会封锁吗？这难道成了一种比赛项目？

@doogiehounslow1160
Trump will claim the best blockade in the history of ocean navigation !

特朗普绝对会宣称这是航海史上‘最棒的封锁’

@MrJeffreytucker79
​ @doogiehounslow1160  "It'll be the bigliest blockade that no one has ever seen before" "A grown man,big man,tough man, came to me with tears in his eyes and said he has NEVER seen such a blockade so amazing"

这将是有史以来最顶级的封锁，没人见过比这更厉害的
有个大老爷们儿，纯爷们，硬汉，眼含热泪跑过来找我，说这辈子从来就没见过这么牛逼的封锁

@Diné-k1w
His cronies will ask him to claim the Best Blockade Award. Trump has started to look out for the country which confers it

他的亲信们会怂恿他去领‘最佳封锁奖’。
特朗普已经开始四处打听，是哪个国家负责颁发这个奖项。

@RickDax-sp6yg
Trump didn't even know what the Strait of Hormuz was before he started the war! Genius

特朗普在发动这场‘战争’之前，压根儿就不知道霍尔木兹海峡到底是个啥！真是个天才啊

@ianbrown9082
Trump said back in the 1980's that the Strait of Hormuz could be a problem

特朗普早在 20 世纪 80 年代就说过，霍尔木兹海峡可能会成为一个麻烦。

@daviskaya100
He was talking about it in the 80s, stop talking nonsense.

他早在 80 年代就谈论过这件事了，别胡说八道。

@Dubjaxfilms1
Every day Trump takes his Colossal Stupidity to a whole new level.

特朗普每天都能把他那极致的愚蠢刷新到全新的高度。

@C3nobite_Free
LOL the idiocy continues.

笑死，这弱智的剧情还没演完呢

@mancjay8946
Since when has fighting fire with fire been idiocy? 
They want to cut off the west's access to middle eastern oil.
Trump is responding by blocking of all ships to and from Iran

以牙还牙什么时候成了愚蠢之举？
他们想切断西方从中东获取石油的通道，
特朗普的回应就是封锁所有往返伊朗的船只。

@iancourts8435
Yeah, good luck with that tRump! 

是啊，祝你好运，特朗普！

@petrusromanus3790
So now even nations like China cannot buy oil from the gulf states and Iran and the oil prices will rise to higher level due to oil shortages.

所以现在就连中国这样的国家也无法从海湾国家和伊朗购买石油了，而由于石油短缺，油价将会上涨到更高的水平

@bbf8903
If Chinese or Russian boats want to go through? What is US going to do? Or a North Korean tanker?

如果中国或俄罗斯的船只想要通过呢？美国打算怎么办？又或者是朝鲜的油轮呢？

@AlvinMustadi
hahaaa amerika tidak akan berani bertindak ke atas kapal-kapal tersebut,,mereka hanya omong kosong,,hanya orang yang bodoh dan idiot yang percaya dengan amerika,

哈哈哈，美国根本不敢对这些船采取行动，他们就是在吹牛，只有傻瓜和蠢货才会相信美国。

@tonyeetim
This war seems to be dragging other countries into it.
When will this war end

这场战争似乎正在把其他国家也拖入其中。
这场战争什么时候才能结束？

@tux5422
This is the most random move in military history

这是军事史上最莫名其妙的一次行动。

@JamesDeanInsight
This is no surprise

这倒是一点都不意外

@Nevergoneneverforgotten
Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

嘿，打不过他们，就加入他们！

@John-un4qr
Best blockage EVER, HUUUUGE block, nobody can cockblock like the US

史上最棒的封锁
堵得那叫一个严实
没人能像美国这样堵得这么死

@BillDawson-d1l
Buttplug

肛塞

@Stitchmax
Buttplug?​

你说的是肛塞？

@O_Lee69
NATO has to stay out of this stupidity.

北约必须要远离这场愚蠢的闹剧。

@jashuasmith9361
From piracy of the Caribbean, to  piracy of the Straite of Hormus.

从‘加勒比海盗’，到‘霍尔木兹海盗’。

@SonOfrxnEgg
I wonder when the Somali pirates will subcontract with and be deputized by the US navy.

我就想知道，索马里海盗啥时候能跟美国海军签个外包合同，顺便领个‘官方编制’。

@enlightnedsoul4124
Blocking the blockers to open the block

堵住封锁者，以此打开封锁。

@Anansi-1
precisely

正是如此

@MikeRaymond-o2e
What would happen if a Chinese ship is halted?  What if China sent warships to escort?  Nuts !

如果一艘中国船只被拦截会发生什么？如果中国派出军舰护航又会怎样？简直疯了！

@mohsinrasul8450
US go home, you're drunk

美国，回家去吧，你喝多了。

@janatman
It's impossible to figure out who the good guys are in this mess.

在这场乱局里，根本分不清谁是好人。

@CatherineWallace-cb2oh
There are no goodies sweetheart.  Just lots of greedy, evil people going head to head.  There can be no winners.  We all loose.

亲爱的，这世上根本没有什么好人。
只有一群贪婪、邪恶的人在互相争斗。
不可能有赢家，我们所有人都是输家。

@alz1980
The US has no authority in the Middle East.

美国在中东没有任何权威。

@AnandKumar-p9z
Iran got no right also it is international sea

伊朗也无权这么做，这是国际海域。

@vi_ki_
He's a business man. Maybe he's forcing countries to buy oil from him..

他是个商人。也许他是在强迫各国从他那里购买石油。

@xKingSeraphx
How long did this “peace / ceasefire” deal last ?

这份 “和平 / 停火” 协议持续了多久？

@michaelcoward1902
Israel was involved, so less time than it took the ink to dry.

只要有以色列在场
这份协议持续的时间，比墨水晾干的工夫都要短

@doogiehounslow1160
China has twelve months of oil reserves, Japan three months, Australia thirty days.

中国有12个月的石油储备，日本有3个月，澳大利亚只有30天

@Instant_Mash
Trump couldnt keep his chaos to his own god forsaken country he has to spread it all over the world.

特朗普不能把混乱留在自己那该死的国家吗，非得把它传播到全世界。

@BillDawson-d1l
Distract from the Epstein Files.

这是为了转移大家对‘爱泼斯坦档案’的注意力

@ElWst
For the love of God. Can someone in America do something about this lunatic and his cultists

看在上帝的份上，美国就没人能治一治这个疯子和他的狂热追随者吗？

@saeid9627
Trump failed to open the strait of Hormuz. Now he has decided to blockade what he couldn't open.

特朗普没能打开霍尔木兹海峡。但是现在他决定，把自己打不开的地方给封锁起来。

@GastriXSleeve
Amazing how much Europe seemed to be fine with a nuclear armed terrorist country such as Iran.

令人诧异的是，欧洲对伊朗这样一个拥有核武器的恐怖主义国家似乎毫不在意。

@Der8cho
His stupidity knows no bounds

他的愚蠢已经突破天际了

@Dan-the-man-00
USA is a terror state!

美国是一个恐怖主义国家！

@jimmychoons5543
Dear Americans 
Stop electing malevolent imbeciles into office.
Many thanks
The rest of the world

亲爱的美国朋友们：
别再把那些恶毒又无能的蠢货选上台了。
万分感谢。
世界其他各国 敬上

@yadawor
This is the responsible way to put pressure on Iran.

瞧瞧，这才是对伊朗施加压力的‘正确姿势’

@BeyondMMSA
At times like these, one can only hope that wisdom prevails over anger. May all those engaged in destruction pause, reflect, and choose a path guided by good sense, compassion, and humanity before it’s too late.

在这种时刻，人们只能期盼理智战胜愤怒。愿所有制造破坏的人都能够停下脚步、反思自身，在一切还来得及之前，选择一条由理智、悲悯与人性所指引的道路。

@catheydayton6493
How is this going to be enforced?

请问这套封锁方案准备怎么落实？

@Jeffrey-z2b
The Lion does not care what sheep think

狮子从不在乎羊群的想法。

@veggie_haggis9233
That mf got IQ of an unseasoned pickle

这位老兄的智商跟个没腌透的酸黄瓜似的

@GlobalTravelingBee
Praying for our soldiers 

为我们的士兵祈祷。

@JP-cr1jq
Pls trump go home and spent time with ur family....ur brain getting more and more blocked.

求求了，特朗普赶紧回家陪陪家人吧，你这脑子是越来越不好使了啊

@sanjeevsharma9998
I want to see how and when US navy blocking Chinese vessels

我想看看美国海军会以何种方式、在何时拦截中国的船只。

@jasongacek6487
Let’s what happens when China says ‘NO’…

让我们看看当中国说“不”时会发生什么

@live_long_and_prosper
The blackmailer in chief called Iran a blackmailer

这位敲诈者称伊朗为敲诈者

@cocobunitacobuni8738
Right, the US Navy is going to fire on ships that don't heed their blockade.

没错，美国海军打算对无视其封锁的船只开火。

@sridine5883
Please stop war and save earth.

请停止战争，拯救地球

@ericchen-qo7sf
Magic would defeat the magic

以魔法战胜魔法

@SAGAWISIW30
If you cant beat em join em!? Join in blockading?

打不过就加入他们？！也要加入封锁行列？

@MosesRichards
Unfortunate that there is no cure for stupidity. Trump will never be cured therefore lol

很遗憾，愚蠢无药可医。所以特朗普永远都治不好，哈哈。

@JakeFortel
Everyone wants this over, except Netanyahu.

除了内塔尼亚胡，大家都想结束这一切

@lilyzhu7905
Trump: I am controling the Strait with Iran, I win!

特朗普：我正在和伊朗一起控制海峡，我赢了！

@roobarb8463
Gosh, the US has made a really enormous mess of things.

天哪，美国把事情搞得一团糟

@ys9090
US acts like it owns the world ....

美国表现得好像它拥有全世界

@markmd9
They should have done it from the start, when Iran blocked the strait. 
Iran needs the strait open the same as the rest of the world. 
They will figure out fast that opening the strait is beneficial for all.

早该这么干了，当初伊朗封锁海峡的时候就该动手。
其实伊朗跟全世界一样，都盼着这条水道能畅通无阻。他们很快就会想明白的，把海峡打开，对大家都有好处

@AndrewRegedor
Epstein is making the World a mess

爱泼斯坦把世界搞得一团糟。

@TwinStripe
I don't think Trump knows what a blockade is any more than he knows what a tariff is

我觉得特朗普根本就不懂什么是封锁，就像他不懂什么是关税一样。

@Skane75
It's about time people need to put that clown down. He is enjoying his power a little too much at this point.

人们早该让这个小丑下台了。他现在实在是太沉迷于自己的权力了。

@godinhogodinho5258
Isn't a complete blockade of the Strait of Hormuz by the USA an act of war against the rest of the world?

美国对霍尔木兹海峡实施全面封锁，难道不是对世界其他国家的战争行为吗？

@fintonmainz7845
The most stupid person in the USA and the President of the USA shouldn't be the same person.

美国最蠢的人，和美国总统，不该是同一个人。

@TMM-N
So if iran block the strait, it is illegal..so if usa block the strait, it is legal?  Double standard

所以如果伊朗封锁海峡，就是非法的，那如果美国封锁海峡，就合法了？真是双重标准

@fingerprint8479
I am eager to see Americans daring to block Chinese ships!

我倒真想看看美国人到底敢不敢拦截中国的船只！

@mdtalhaahmed1582
Trump has a plan for the stock market. After an hour he will say , negotiation is possible and we will not block the strait

特朗普对股市早有盘算。过一个小时他就会改口说：谈判是有可能的，我们不会封锁海峡。

@emperyour
Will Europe stay silent?

欧洲会保持沉默吗？

@Mr.pinger
never have i felt this sick to say im 'american'

我这辈子从没像现在这样，因为说自己是 “美国人” 而感到如此恶心。

@InezFrancis-l7c
America is a terrorist state, blockading international waters is an act of terrorism.

美国是一个恐怖主义国家，封锁国际水域属于恐怖主义行径。

@riopugh8220
Get your facts right you idiot. The US is only blockading Iranian ships. Not all the rest.. How thick you people are

搞清楚状况再说话，你个白痴！美国只封锁伊朗的船，又不是封锁全世界的船！你们这帮人脑子是怎么长的，这么不开窍呢？

@Fancy-p7z
The soap opera that is our federal government

这就是咱们联邦政府上演的肥皂剧

@currentphonograph7487
If we all had electric vehicles, Iran would digress back into the dark ages

如果我们都开电动汽车，伊朗就会倒退回黑暗时代。

@Fancy-p7z
USA military has become a joke.

美国军队已经成了一个笑话。

@sun-lover2026
Thank you Donald. Hold the criminals to account.

谢谢你，唐纳德。要让那些罪犯付出代价

@lhda3716
The Iranian army thanks Trump. He will help them close the Strait of Hormuz and reduce the Iranian army's costs in monitoring ships.

伊朗军队真得好好谢谢特朗普
他这是主动帮忙封锁霍尔木兹海峡啊
这降低了伊朗军方监控船只的成本

@MarkScott-n4f
Is he really going to move US warships into the range of Iranian missiles? Idiot.

他还真打算把美国军舰开进伊朗导弹的射程内？真是个白痴

@Retro-games-are-fun
Dumb dumb dumb.

笨蛋，笨蛋，笨蛋。

@ronkirk5099
Trump just goes from one stupid decision to an even stupider decision.

特朗普的决定一个比一个愚蠢。

@unity-h71
USA warships will be highly vulnerable to missiles and drones . Very foolhardy move if USA tries this.

美国军舰将极易受到导弹和无人机的攻击。如果美国真的这么做，那是极其鲁莽的举动

@christiantesfu6607
To many illiterates commenting nonsense.
This blockade will destroy Iran.

这么多文盲在这儿胡说八道。
这次封锁会彻底打垮伊朗。

@catdur2424
Honestly, the US continues to prove it is not a functioning democracy. The UK, and much of the free world, now needs to sever ties and rebuild the world economy and systems.

说实话，美国一再证明它根本就不是一个正常运转的民主国家。
英国以及大部分自由世界国家，现在需要切断与美国的联系，重建世界经济与国际体系。

@princesssheabutter
The USA and Trump have real unmitigated gall. What bullies.

美国和特朗普真是脸都不要了，毫无底线。这简直就是流氓行径

@Cool_Cat-0
I what percentage of the commenters on this account are Chinese bots. I might well be the only human on here.

我真想知道这个账号底下的评论者里，有多少是中国的水军机器人。搞不好我才是这里唯一 一个真人。

@FenixShephard
Thanks America, for unleashing your unbridled stupidity on the world

谢谢你啊美国，把你那毫无底线的愚蠢带给了全世界。

@bolts5994
I loathe the sound of Trump.  We're all "tired"

我讨厌特朗普的声音。我们所有人都 “受够了”。

@Glenn-teiwaz
Who gets wealthier as oil prices go higher? Trump, his family, his business interests, his oil baron buddies and Putin. The blockade makes Trump wealthier.

油价上涨谁会更富有？特朗普、他的家人、他的那堆生意伙伴
他的石油大亨同伙，还有普京。这次封锁只会让特朗普更有钱。

@donald.3896
Trump is genius

特朗普是个天才

@daveyjove
China going to sail right through folllowed by thousands of freight ships. The USA will do  nothing

中国带头过，随后跟着数千艘货船。美国什么也做不了

@tubbyarmyoftwo222
I hate America for this ,people are going to starve !

为此我痛恨美国，人们将会因此挨饿！

@billastell3753
It's beginning to look like the world needs to declare war on the USA and Israel.  They are rogue states that are causing harm to all nations

现在看来，全世界似乎需要对美国和以色列宣战。 它们是流氓国家，正在伤害所有国家。

@GiDes-s4o
Dimwit Trump does not understand that a month and a half ago, Strait was open. He is responsible for the closure in the first place. And now the clown is complaining that the Strait is closed.

愚蠢的特朗普完全搞不清状况
一个半月前霍尔木兹海峡还是畅通的。
而造成海峡封锁的责任人就是他
而现在这个小丑反倒是抱怨海峡被封锁了。

@AlanDampog
what a dumb president. worst president ever. remove trump today and lock him up.

真是个愚蠢的总统，史上最差总统。现在就罢免特朗普，把他关起来。

@USTony
Trump is becoming more insane by the day.

特朗普一天比一天疯狂。

@UAdair-f2n
A military disaster .

一场军事灾难。

@Crazy--Clown
Trump why aren't you behind bars yet.... There's heaps of vids & docos with you & Epstein....  Such a corrupt government

特朗普，你怎么还没被关进监狱， 有一大堆视频和纪录片，都拍到你和爱泼斯坦在一起，这个政府简直是腐败透顶。

@kumartr747
After HITLER, Trump is most hated leader in the world

继希特勒之后，特朗普是世界上最遭人痛恨的领导人。

@uokay7933
Russia and China benefiting a lot from this stupidity 

俄罗斯和中国正从这种愚蠢行径中获益良多。

@robertkim5547
Rich people can survive high oil price but not normal people. It is not only Israel n USA Iran problem. They cause all world living trouble. All world insist stop war n against war criminal.

油价再高富人也照样活，苦的是普通老百姓。这不光是以色列和美国、伊朗的问题，他们这是在给全世界制造生存危机。全世界都应该站出来叫停战争，严惩战犯

@TrevorDearden
Thank god for president trump, finally a leader with a back bone.

感谢上帝，有特朗普总统在，终于有一位有骨气的领导人了。

@jabbarabu
Trump you are exposing  your troops to harm by drones

特朗普，你这是在让你的部队暴露在无人机的攻击威胁之下。

@utubewatchinhesk
Will be a good day when uncle Sam no longer is relevant

等到山姆大叔彻底失势、不再对世界指手画脚的那一天，那才会迎来真正的好日子

@nickjervis8123
Trump is constipated again......nurse, nurse.

特朗普又便秘了，护士，护士。快来

@dadlaureta8726
Trump is making our life miserable.

特朗普正在让我们的生活变得苦不堪言。

@kellymckeever.6
All of this mess is Israel's doing.

这个烂摊子归根结底都是以色列的杰作

@investcoa2442
China wiil use iran to weaken US.

中国会利用伊朗来削弱美国。

@KS-xz2rq
Trump has a pea sized brain.He has been in the limelight for too long for all the wrong reasons .The world press must ignore him completely and focus on  other news .

特朗普的脑子只有豌豆那么大。他长期出现在公众视野里，却全都是因为各种负面新闻
全球媒体都应该彻底无视他，把焦点放在其他新闻上