美国式讽刺！士兵训练准备为国出征，ICE 却在后方抓走他的新婚妻子
ICE Agents Detain Newlywed Spouse of Soldier Training to Deploy
译文简介
23 岁美军中士即将被部署海外，他与 22 个月大时就随家人入境美国的女友于今年 3 月结婚，两人正按法律流程申请绿卡。4 月 2 日，他们前往军事基地办理家属手续时，女友因 2005 年的一份缺席驱逐令被 ICE（美国移民及海关执法局）当场戴上手铐带走，面临立即驱逐。此事引发全网震怒，网友痛批政府 “法治” 双标：一边要求士兵为国卖命，一边却肆意践踏军属的基本权利；ICE 为完成拘留配额专挑守法平民下手，真正的罪犯却逍遥法外，更担忧此举会彻底摧毁军队士气。
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Annie Ramos and Sergeant Blank were engaged on New Year’s Day and married in March. Courtesy of Matthew Blank
安妮・拉莫斯与布兰克中士于元旦订婚，3 月结婚。图片由马修・布兰克提供。
When U.S. citizens marry undocumented immigrants, their spouses become eligible for legal permanent residency through marriage, and they can apply for citizenship three years after receiving their green card.
美国公民与无证移民结婚后，其配偶可通过婚姻获得合法永久居留权，并在拿到绿卡三年后申请公民身份。
Even those with a prior deportation order, often issued when they were children, are not typically detained and are able to adjust their immigration status, experts said.
专家表示，即便是那些此前有驱逐令在身的人 —— 通常是在孩童时期被下达的 —— 一般也不会被拘留，且能够调整移民身份。
Before they were married, Ms. Ramos and Sergeant Blank had hired a lawyer to begin that process.
结婚前，拉莫斯女士和布兰克中士已经聘请了律师，开始办理相关手续。
“I knew she didn’t have status,” he said. “We were doing everything the right way.”
“我知道她没有合法身份，” 他说，“我们一直在按正确的流程办事。”
Or so they thought.
至少他们是这么认为的。
Ms. Ramos had been ordered deported in absentia in 2005, when she was 22 months old, after her family failed to appear at a hearing in immigration court, a circumstance that was “very common, “ according to Margaret Stock, who wrote a book called “Immigration Law and the Military.”
2005 年，年仅 22 个月大的拉莫斯女士因家人未能出席移民法庭听证会，被缺席判决驱逐出境。著有《移民法与军队》一书的玛格丽特・斯托克表示，这种情况 “非常普遍”。
“Prior to the Trump administration creating a mass deportation policy, somebody like her would not have been detained,’’ said Ms. Stock, a retired lieutenant colonel in the Army Reserve who practices immigration law and who has handled many similar cases.
“在特朗普政府出台大规模驱逐政策之前，像她这样的人根本不会被拘留，” 斯托克女士说。她是陆军预备役退役中校，从事移民法业务，处理过许多类似案件。
She said the military would typically have allowed Ms. Ramos to get her military ID and told the couple to file their immigration papers.
她表示，按照惯例，军方本应允许拉莫斯女士办理军人家属身份证，并告知这对夫妇提交移民文件即可。
In a statement, the Department of Homeland Security said that Ms. Ramos had been arrested “after she attempted to enter a military base.”
美国国土安全部在一份声明中称，拉莫斯女士是 “在试图进入军事基地时” 被逮捕的。
“She has no legal status to be in this country and was issued a final order of removal by a judge,” the statement read. “This administration is not going to ignore the rule of law.”
“她在本国没有合法身份，且法官已向她下达了最终驱逐令，” 声明写道，“本届政府不会无视法治。”
The U.S. Army did not immediately comment.
美国陆军未立即置评。
安妮・拉莫斯与布兰克中士于元旦订婚，3 月结婚。图片由马修・布兰克提供。
When U.S. citizens marry undocumented immigrants, their spouses become eligible for legal permanent residency through marriage, and they can apply for citizenship three years after receiving their green card.
美国公民与无证移民结婚后，其配偶可通过婚姻获得合法永久居留权，并在拿到绿卡三年后申请公民身份。
Even those with a prior deportation order, often issued when they were children, are not typically detained and are able to adjust their immigration status, experts said.
专家表示，即便是那些此前有驱逐令在身的人 —— 通常是在孩童时期被下达的 —— 一般也不会被拘留，且能够调整移民身份。
Before they were married, Ms. Ramos and Sergeant Blank had hired a lawyer to begin that process.
结婚前，拉莫斯女士和布兰克中士已经聘请了律师，开始办理相关手续。
“I knew she didn’t have status,” he said. “We were doing everything the right way.”
“我知道她没有合法身份，” 他说，“我们一直在按正确的流程办事。”
Or so they thought.
至少他们是这么认为的。
Ms. Ramos had been ordered deported in absentia in 2005, when she was 22 months old, after her family failed to appear at a hearing in immigration court, a circumstance that was “very common, “ according to Margaret Stock, who wrote a book called “Immigration Law and the Military.”
2005 年，年仅 22 个月大的拉莫斯女士因家人未能出席移民法庭听证会，被缺席判决驱逐出境。著有《移民法与军队》一书的玛格丽特・斯托克表示，这种情况 “非常普遍”。
“Prior to the Trump administration creating a mass deportation policy, somebody like her would not have been detained,’’ said Ms. Stock, a retired lieutenant colonel in the Army Reserve who practices immigration law and who has handled many similar cases.
“在特朗普政府出台大规模驱逐政策之前，像她这样的人根本不会被拘留，” 斯托克女士说。她是陆军预备役退役中校，从事移民法业务，处理过许多类似案件。
She said the military would typically have allowed Ms. Ramos to get her military ID and told the couple to file their immigration papers.
她表示，按照惯例，军方本应允许拉莫斯女士办理军人家属身份证，并告知这对夫妇提交移民文件即可。
In a statement, the Department of Homeland Security said that Ms. Ramos had been arrested “after she attempted to enter a military base.”
美国国土安全部在一份声明中称，拉莫斯女士是 “在试图进入军事基地时” 被逮捕的。
“She has no legal status to be in this country and was issued a final order of removal by a judge,” the statement read. “This administration is not going to ignore the rule of law.”
“她在本国没有合法身份，且法官已向她下达了最终驱逐令，” 声明写道，“本届政府不会无视法治。”
The U.S. Army did not immediately comment.
美国陆军未立即置评。
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This guy being an Staff Sergeant (E6) at age 23 means that he has excelled as a soldier and this is how they treat him and his family?
这个人 23 岁就当上了参谋中士（美军 E6 级，相当于我军上士），说明他作为士兵表现极其出色，而他们就是这么对待他和他的家人的？
@releaseepsteinfiles1
I hope they keep it up. I hope they manage to alienate and piss off every single American, one way or another. Something needs to happen to get the all the people enraged & energized to make a change.
希望他们继续这么干。希望他们能以各种方式疏远并激怒每一个美国人。总得发生点什么，让所有人愤怒起来，鼓起勇气做出改变。
@2HDFloppyDisk
His wife entered the US as a toddler. Clearly she’s a harden criminal and danger to us all.
他的妻子还是个蹒跚学步的幼儿时就来到了美国。显然她是个穷凶极恶的罪犯，对我们所有人都构成了威胁。
@No-Split7732
She really started the crime life young, thank god they finally detained her! /s
她可真是年纪轻轻就走上了犯罪道路，谢天谢地他们终于把她拘留了！/s
@Ditka85
“This administration is not going to ignore the rule of law.” What a crock of shit.
“本届政府不会无视法治。” 真是一派胡言。
@Kairia1989
ICE really out here proving irony isn’t dead detaining a soldier’s spouse while he’s training to defend the country.
ICE 真是用实际行动证明讽刺还没死 —— 一名士兵正在训练保卫国家，他们却在后方抓走了他的妻子。
@Missfreeland（回复 @Kairia1989）
Defend the country from what
保卫国家免受什么威胁？
@HobbesNJ（回复 @Missfreeland）
From his wife, obviously. She's a threat to the country!
显然是免受他妻子的威胁啊！她可是国家的大敌！
@ThePensiveE
She committed crimes as a toddler. This administration only gives you a pass if you commit crimes against a toddler.
她在幼儿时期就犯了罪。而本届政府只有在你对幼童犯罪时，才会放你一马。
@Couchman79
ICE in its current version is an example of what happens when mercenaries become government employees and are expected to make an arrest/detainment quota every month. DOGE is everywhere. ICE detainment quotas were numbers a DOGE/DHS creation based on a mystery formula. Doesn't matter if it's a 3 month old and the child's mother, a 6 year old and his father coming home from school or the spouse of a service member being deployed. They all help hit the monthly quota.
现在的 ICE 就是一个典型例子：当雇佣兵变成政府雇员，还被要求每月完成逮捕 / 拘留配额时，会发生什么。特朗普政府效率部的政策无处不在。ICE 的拘留配额是国土安全部根据一个神秘公式制定的。不管是三个月大的婴儿和他的母亲、6 岁放学回家的孩子和他的父亲，还是即将被部署的军人的配偶，只要能帮他们完成每月配额就行。
Drug lords, their drivers, gun runners? Oh Hell No, that's difficult dangerous work. Pay no attention to that "Worst of the worst" blather when there are folks just going about their lives or looking for work who can be picked up, held without hearings, shipped to holding camps multiple states away and incarcerated for months while families searched for them.
毒枭、他们的司机、军火走私犯？哦，那可不行，那是又难又危险的工作。别听他们胡说什么 “打击穷凶极恶之徒”，只要能抓到那些安分守己过日子或找工作的人，不经听证就关押，送到几个州外的拘留营，一关就是好几个月，让家属到处找人，他们就满足了。
Welcome to 1930's Germany in 2026 United States of America.
欢迎来到 2026 年美国版 1930 年代德国。
@kstargate-425
Unfortunately this isnt the first time and doesnt seem to be changing minds much as I just read today that a wife of a soldier was just released after spending 4 months in the concentration camps with 60 other women in a small room with zero privacy, little food and water and little medication for those in need.
不幸的是，这已经不是第一次发生了，而且似乎也没怎么改变现状。我今天刚读到，一名士兵的妻子刚刚被释放，她在集中营里和另外 60 名女性一起被关在一个小房间里，没有任何隐私，几乎没有食物和水，需要药物的人也得不到任何帮助。
The government didnt even try and act sympathetic or anything and said they will continue to ensure anyone illegal (she was legally here and married) was sent home and that if they didnt want to spend months in inhumane conditions in a concentration camp they should use the government app, turn themselves in and get deported.
政府甚至连一点同情的样子都懒得装，只说会继续确保所有 “非法移民”（她合法在这里，而且已经结婚了）被遣返，如果不想在集中营里度过数月非人道的时光，就应该用政府的 APP 自首，然后被驱逐出境。
Of course the people who have done that get sent to these same camps for 6+ months as its all a money making scheme and transfer of taxpayers money to the sext few as the 2 companies holding the around 100,000 immigrants gets $15 MILLION a DAY to hold them.
当然，那些真的去自首的人也会被送到同样的营地关 6 个月以上，因为这完全是一个赚钱的骗局 —— 把纳税人的钱转给少数人。那两家关押着约 10 万移民的公司，每天能拿到 1500 万美元的关押费。
@13thmurder
If you want a soldier to sabotage an important mission, that's probably a great way to encourage them to lose all loyalty to the country.
如果你想让士兵破坏重要任务，这绝对是促使他们彻底失去对国家忠诚的好方法。
@superturtle48
Surely this will resolve the military’s recruiting crisis!
这肯定能解决军队的征兵危机！
@Master-Rent5050
The USA military does not even have the guts to protect their own from a bunch of goons. No wonder they keep losing wars
美国军队甚至没有勇气保护自己人免受一群暴徒的伤害。难怪他们总是打败仗。
@KidOcelot
At least the soldier will know that their spouse wont cheat while he’s touring… /s Although the wife may get SAd in ICE camps though… RAMBO 10? Would be great to see people oppose tyranny.
至少士兵会知道，他服役期间妻子不会出轨了……/s 不过话说回来，妻子可能会在 ICE 拘留营里遭到性侵……《第一滴血 10》要来了吗？真希望能看到有人站出来反对暴政。
@VagrantShadow（回复 @thegroucho）
Hell, last year we saw news of that texan family that left texas of all places because they felt that state was becoming too woke and they moved to russia with their three daughters. Then the father of that family was drafted into the Ukrainian war which russia started and he was in the field. Some reports claimed he died in the field, but I believe he did return back to his family. However, I don't know if he got placed into the field again. Needless to say, there more than enough idiots that live in the United States that would move to russia because they feel that places would be better and putin would have no problem putting them in the war that he started.
见鬼，去年我们还看到新闻，有个德州家庭居然离开了德州 —— 就因为他们觉得德州变得太 “政治正确”，带着三个女儿搬到了俄罗斯。结果那家的父亲被征召去参加俄罗斯发动的乌克兰战争，上了战场。有些报道说他战死了，但我相信他确实回到了家人身边。不过我不知道他后来有没有再被派回战场。不用说，美国有太多这样的傻瓜，觉得俄罗斯更好就搬过去，而普京会毫不犹豫地把他们扔进自己发动的战争里。
@derangedplague
Ask him who he voted for real quick. Terrible to say, but he probably voted for the very policies that are affecting him now and I have little sympathy.
赶紧问问他投了谁的票。这么说很残忍，但他很可能投票支持了现在正在伤害他的政策，我对此没什么同情心。
@Jayken
America is about about to go through a reckoning. There's no going back to normal after this, even if the institutions are rebuilt. MAGA has declared themselves the only True Americans. Everyone else is an enemy to them. Peace is no longer an option.
美国即将经历一场清算。即使机构重建，也无法回到正常状态。MAGA 自称是唯一的 “真正美国人”，其他人都是他们的敌人。和平已不再是选项。
@quats555（回复 @Jayken）
And you know what? If they did indeed get rid of everybody else and it was only pure MAGA left, then they’d come up with some new standard that some MAGA couldn’t meet to define who is currently “people” and who are the new targets. This type always has to have an enemy.
你知道吗？如果他们真的把其他人都清除掉，只剩下纯粹的 MAGA，那么他们就会制定出某种新的标准，让某些 MAGA 无法达到，来定义谁是当前的 “人”，谁是新的目标。这种人总得有个敌人。
@DonovanSpectre（回复 @quats555）
That's how fascism/authoritarianism works. Leadership can never take responsibility for any faults/mistakes(which are bound to happen because 'loyalty' to the party/autocrat is the only true qualification, not any actual ability), or else people might start questioning them, so it all has to be blamed on whoever the manufactured 'outgroup' currently is.
这就是法西斯主义 / 威权主义的运作方式。领导层永远不会为任何错误负责 —— 这些错误必然会发生，因为对党 / 独裁者的 “忠诚” 是唯一真正的资格，而非实际能力。否则人们可能会开始质疑他们，所以一切都必须归咎于当前那个被制造出来的 “外群体”。
@FillFrontFloor
I remember when Obama put that offer for people just like her. Join the military or go to school and they'll give you residency. If we had a better government this could have been solved at the benefit of the country.
我记得奥巴马曾为她这样的人提出过政策：参军或者上学，就能获得居留权。如果我们有一个更好的政府，这个问题本可以以对国家有利的方式解决。
@Ok-disaster2022
Dude what to you want ICE to do with the quota system? Go after hardened criminals and risk not getting that bonus that doesn't pay out until after 5 years or go arrest peaceful civilians contribting to society. They're going for the easy picking because GENOCIDE is easier when people don't resist. I gotta admit I stated this comment intending to be satire but it ends with GENOCIDE.
兄弟，你想让 ICE 怎么对待配额制度？去追捕穷凶极恶的罪犯，冒着拿不到 5 年后才发放的奖金的风险？还是去逮捕那些对社会有贡献的和平平民？他们专挑软柿子捏，因为当人们不反抗时，种族灭绝更容易发生。我得承认，我写这条评论本来是想讽刺的，结果说着说着就说到种族灭绝了。
@chef-nom-nom
For anyone who didn't make it until the end, this might very well be the most sickening part: On Saturday, he and his mother traveled to the detention center in Basile, La. with the completed form to apply for Ms. Ramos’s green card. It only needed her signature. Guards barred them from bringing anything inside.
给那些没看到最后的人说一句，这可能是整件事最令人作呕的部分：周六，他和母亲带着填写完毕的绿卡申请表，前往路易斯安那州巴塞尔的拘留中心，表格只差拉莫斯女士的签名。但警卫禁止他们带任何东西进去。
@JmBento
Working on troop morale ahead of deployment, I see.
我算是看明白了，这是在为部署前提升士气呢。
@doneandtired2014
The troops are getting it on both ends: the Sec Def is as much a white supremacist as he is a misogynist and ICE have basically adopted the mantra "If ya ain't white, you ain't right".
军队现在两头受气：国防部长既是白人至上主义者，也是厌女症患者，而 ICE 基本上奉行了 “如果你不是白人，你就不对” 的口号。
@ViolettaQueso
This is what the troops can expect. Trump is going to use you up and break you into pieces. I hope she’s not pregnant yet. I also hope she’s not with one of the groups of ICE members that have been sexually abusing young female detainees. It’s a thing, and nobody’s doing a single thing about it. Once she gets out, I sure hope she’s and her husband speak out about this.
这就是部队能期待的待遇。特朗普会用尽你，把你撕成碎片。我希望她还没怀孕，也希望她没有遇到那些性侵年轻女性被拘留者的 ICE 人员。这种事真的存在，但没人采取任何行动。等她出狱后，我真心希望她和她丈夫能站出来谈谈这件事。
@TimeEngineering3081
are you guys sure your american army is a united front? because you pull shit like this with army peoples families...you might end up losing half the country, forget losing a war...
你们确定你们的美军是统一战线吗？因为你对军人家属耍这种花招…… 你可能会失去半个国家，更别说输掉战争了……
@OhItsBeenBroughten
The reason they’re ICE is that they don’t qualify to enlist in the military nor join actual police forces. They’re the dregs of society. Same as the Brownshirts were. Complete losers who get to feel powerful for once in their lives.
他们之所以只能当 ICE，是因为他们既不符合参军资格，也不能加入真正的警察部队。他们是社会的渣滓，和当年的褐衫军一样。彻头彻尾的失败者，终于能在人生中第一次感受到权力的滋味。