福特号遭遇厕所危机

@patriotir
Thats the biggest floating toilet I've ever seen

这可是我见过的最大的漂浮马桶。

@KarsonsChannel
World’s largest porta-potty

世界上最大的移动厕所

@Moonlite6579
Netanyahu: Make America fool again

内塔尼亚胡：让美国再次愚蠢

@SirHung69
Again  America has alwaya been a fool !!! If.you think it's ever been good at some point ... well the propaganda the feed you works on low iq people

再说一遍，美国一直都很愚蠢！如果你觉得它在某个时期还不错，那只是他们灌输给你的宣传，这对低智商的人很管用

@JestoniPalma
They already shitting their pants while preparing for war

他们还没开战呢，就已经吓得屁滚尿流了

@votewaldo
They should, Iranians will fight till the last drop of their blood. They have never faced a nation where the soldiers biggest wish is to be martyred while defending their homeland.

美国最好掂量掂量，伊朗人可是会流尽最后一滴血也要战斗到底的。他们从未面对过这样的民族——士兵们最大的愿望就是在保卫家园时成为一名殉道者

@kentclark9740
Over useage of the toilet right before battle is a well known American soldier trait.

打仗前拼命上厕所，这是美军士兵出了名的特征

@khaledawad9741
This country is an embarrassment

这个国家真是丢人现眼

@Alex-if4wh
Lets please be honest with eachother.  Iran does not have the technology, weaponry, budget, service members, ships, vehicles to sustain a war let alone a short battle with the US.  Please do your research, I get it that a lot of you think with your hearts, but in this case, it's all about knowledge and facts.

说实话。伊朗无论是在技术、武器装备、军费预算、兵员数量，还是在舰船、军用车辆等方面，都不足以支撑一场战争，更别说和美国打一场短期战役了
请大家做做功课，我明白你们很多人是凭感情在思考，但这件事，看的是知识和事实

@freeUkraine996
They already pooping themselves  and Iran didn't do nothing yet

他们现在已经吓得屁滚尿流了，而伊朗还没采取任何行动呢

@SohelShaikh-uz3xp
TRILLIONS DOLLARS TECHNOLOGY

耗资数万亿美元的技术

@caustik.holiday
Over 60% of that is lining the pockets of war mongers who never stepped foot near a battlefield.

其中超过 60% 的钱都进了那些从未踏足过战场的战争贩子的腰包

@chazlabreck
Your taxes flushed down the toilet 

你们的税款，全都冲进马桶里了。

@itismydestiny5499
I wouldnt care about where my taxes go. As long as i am working and keeping a job that pays  even the bare minimum just so I can provide for my family what i rightfully ​earned. Why worry sbout where it goes taxes be happy.

我才不在乎我的税款花到哪里了。只要我有份工作，哪怕工资只够最低生活标准，我能靠自己赚来的钱养家糊口，这就够了。为什么要操心税款的去向？
管它呢，别操那份心，自己过得开心就好

@powerplay8355
When you're terrified of your enemy and need an excuse to abandon the mission 

当你惧怕自己的敌人，又需要一个放弃任务的借口时。

@GucciFrenchie90
Even the ship is done with their shit

连那艘船都受够了他们的烂摊子

@hovstacoolianz2197
They also pollute our oceans

他们还污染了我们的海洋。

@gizzy2403
It's possibly a very bad omen for US

这对美国来说可能是个非常不祥的预兆。

@anthonybray9649
Yeah could be a bad omen

是啊，这可能是个不祥之兆。

@rizwansardar2347
American weapons have only tested on civilians.  It has never proved its capability in real combat situation.

美国武器只在平民身上进行过‘测试’。它从未在真正的实战环境中证明过其能力

@ollymark11651
Certainly failed the test in the Russia - Ukraine war. All the so-called game-changing weapons proved to be duds.

在俄乌战争中确实没通过考验。所有所谓的改变游戏规则的武器都被证明是失败品。

@adrianneill5014
Don't forget "friendly fire", they work on their own troops.

别忘了还有“误伤友军”，这些武器甚至会误击自己的部队。

@maxl4099
Come on we all know . Their weapons are best on civilians. And most importantly nobody on the us side has said they are going against military targets.

得了吧，我们都知道。他们的武器最擅长对付平民。最重要的是，美方根本没人说过要攻击军事目标。

@DempseyPowers
Disgusting , those aircraft carriers are old dysfunctional.

令人 作呕，那些航空母舰又老又没用

@SayNo2WesternValues
100% sabotage from within the US military!

百分之百是美国军方内部搞的破坏

@jbohnoff
A microcosm of the nation itself.  The nation's infrastructure is broken, needs repairs, provide basic resources for its people but it's leaders would rather destroy other systems than fix theirs.  Shameful and reckless behavior.

这就是这个国家的缩影。
本国基础设施破败不堪、急需修缮，民众也需要基本的保障，可是其国家领导人却宁愿去摧毁别的国家，也不愿修复自己的国家
这种行径既可耻又鲁莽

@kitiamuriel
Deeply true and well said.

说得太对了，一针见血

@ronbishop4057
This is a sign - don't go to war.

这是一个信号——不要开战

@DesmondTeng-s5j
The longer its out in the sea, the worst its problem

它在海上待得越久，问题就越严重

@adrianneill5014
Holy shit, that's bad..

天哪，太糟糕了

@Ruasputin
In WWII US navy could made heavily damaged USS Yorktown available within 72 hours, yet today the most advanced carrier trapped by toilet.

二战时，美国海军能在72小时内让受损严重的“约克城”号航母恢复战斗力，而如今，最先进的航母却因为厕所问题动弹不得。

@Jason_Fresh
Ask IDF for some Pampers

向以色列国防军要一些帮宝适（纸尿裤）

@carsandme1
Imagine the smell inside

想象一下里面的气味。

@ThrashRebel
I served in the Navy. Our ships are sh... I cannot speak for the subs though, because I was on surface ships. 
These politicians talk tough like we have some powerful Navy, but it's not true. Our ships have so many issues. 
Our ships would get sunk, easily, because our CIWS cannot stop hypersonic missiles. 
I feel for them. They are being sent to their deaths by overconfident politicians, most of whom have never served in any branch of service.

我曾在海军服役过。咱们的军舰真是烂透了。不过我得补充一句，我说的只是水面舰艇，潜艇我没法评价，因为我没在那上面待过。

这些政客嘴上说得跟真的一样，好像我们拥有一支多么强大的海军，但这根本不是真的。我们的军舰问题多得是。
一旦打起来，我们的军舰会被轻易击沉，因为我们的近防武器系统根本拦不住高超音速导弹。
我真为那些船员感到难过。他们正在被那些盲目自信的政客推向死亡，而这些政客绝大多数根本没在任何部队服役过

@ZehraAbbas-h5l
Which means our entire system is messed up.

这意味着我们整个系统都乱成了一锅粥

@seaQuantrum
shit everywhere...shameful

到处都是屎，真丢人

@Kurzeyn1218
They're going to battle covered in shit!

他们要浑身沾着屎去打仗了！

@ChristtheKing11
You have all these problems and then you are preparing to go and fight a war.

明明有这么多严重的问题，却还在准备着要去打仗

@nazeemsultan1038
The carrier shat itself before the fight

这艘航母还没开打，自己就先‘拉裤兜’了

@DottedSable
I think it's an internal  sabotage case. Someone doesn't want meaningless war.

我认为这是一起内部破坏事件。有人不想打一场毫无意义的战争。

@SugaShayn
Someone else brought up that point. I still needed this laugh though.

有人提到了这一点。但我还是忍不住想笑

@Greenplace118
A big hole in the bottom of the ship should fix it

船底开个大洞，问题就 “解决” 了。

@ingridsnook7636
That’s their excuse for retreat

这就是他们撤退的借口

@mariamahmad8627
Gerald had constipation till now but in Iranian waters the constipation is gone fully!

福特号之前一直便秘，但到了伊朗水域，便秘就全好了

@nt158s
Now the US is a brown water navy

现在美国海军成了一支‘褐色水军’了

@christopherlau566
Please don't contaminate the ocean

请不要污染海洋。

@wunderstein69
Not really that big of a deal, basically every naval ship has issues with plumbing and backed up toilets at some point.

这其实没什么大不了的，基本上每艘军舰在某个时刻都会遇到管道问题或马桶堵塞的情况

@WaqarAhmed-fu4eb
Sounds like India with a toilet shortage

听起来就跟缺厕所的印度似的。

@montana7489-l5k
Not sure what to say about that.

不知道该说什么好了

@fullpakage
One blocked toilet shuts down the worlds most advanced air craft carrier

一个堵住的马桶，就能让世界上最先进的航空母舰停摆

@snuuy7373
Apparently, soldiers are fighting for toilets because the average wait time to get a toilet is 45 minutes, because most of the toilets have become clogged due to Gerald r Ford not being able to dock. This is because it went from venezuela to now iran and has not returned to its dock to repair and stuff.

显然，士兵们现在都在抢厕所，平均要等45 分钟才能用上，因为大部分厕所都堵了。这是由于福特号无法停靠港口导致的。
它从委内瑞拉一路开到伊朗附近，到现在都没回母港进行维修和保养。

@Jenkkann
They build 2 billion dollar b2 bomber but cant make reliable plumbing lol

他们能造出价值20亿美元的B-2轰炸机，却搞不定一套靠谱的管道系统，哈哈

@azar3006
It turns out you don’t need a hypersonic missile to put a carrier out of commission, a rag down a pipe would do the trick!

事实证明，让航母瘫痪并不需要高超音速导弹，只要把一块破布塞进管道里就行了！

@bilalinfo99
Haha  they should clean their ass first before going to war

哈哈，他们打仗之前应该先把自己的屁股擦干净

@raajihappanna955
You want to go to war but you can't even have a functioning toilet

你都想打仗了，结果连个厕所都搞不定。

@Bacchus001
Is this real??

这是真的吗?

@nabilchaudhry1
Already drowning in their own shit!!! This is so embarrassing!

淹没在自己的屎里! 这太尴尬了！

@anuarithnin6293
The US is just trying to find a trick to bring the ship back, make up a story so they won't be ashamed of retreating before the war....

美国现在只是在想方设法找个借口把船撤回来，就编了个故事，这样他们在战前撤退就不至于那么丢人

@abdulahmad5657
Don’t worry, The IDF has plenty of diapers to provide to them.

别担心，以色列国防军有很多纸尿裤可以提供给他们

@BiggestHater-d8e
What a shitty situation

这情况真是糟糕透了。

@freezegamingxd5758
I told you this Aircraft carrier was shit

我早就跟你说了，这艘航母就是个垃圾

@OmegaEntertainment-eo3pv
Proof it’s a shit hole military.

这就是军队烂透了的证明。

@SelahaddinEyyubiTorunu
So you dont need weapons to destroy it, just give the soldiers some food so they will shit the whole day and it will sink by itself

根本不用武器去摧毁它，只要给士兵们吃点东西，让他们拉上一整天，这艘航母自己就沉了。

@PeoplesRepublicOfAmerica
Super pooper carrier competing with India aircraft carrier

超级便便航母，可以跟印度航母一较高下。

@Alois-jd6zr
I love it. Just block the pipes and the war is over.

我太爱这个主意了！只要把管道堵住，战争就结束了

@Zafment
Never mind, It's a regular situation in Indi

没事，这在印度是常态。

@abdiali681
AMERICA WILL LOSE THIS WAR 100 PERCENT

美国百分之百会输掉这场战争。

@navol_tm
India has got a tough Competition

印度这次遇到了强劲的竞争对手啊

@AliImranmohadi
Dear united states, you are wholly underprepared and are NOT ready for a war with iran. Leave while you can

亲爱的美国，你们根本没做好与伊朗开战的准备。趁还来得及，赶紧撤吧。

@davidyu3815
Keep in mind guys, this country is the country that wants to fight China. hahaha.
America: I'm gonna fight you. 
China: Trust me, you don't wanna do this.

大家记住，就是这个国家还想跟中国开战，哈哈哈。
美国：我要跟你干架。
中国：相信我，你不会想这么做的。