多伦多情趣用品店收到美国战争部来信:别再把肛塞发到巴林的美国海军基地了
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’ Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
译文简介
美国五角大楼先后向多伦多一家情趣用品店寄出信函,不是一封,而是两封。这些物品是在被退回的成人用品包裹里发现的,不知怎么被寄到了巴林的美国海军基地。
正文翻译

(屁股之痛!在成人玩具出现在巴林基地后,加拿大情趣用品店收到了美国战争部的来信)
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’ Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
多伦多情趣用品店收到美国战争部来信:别再把肛塞发到巴林的美国海军基地了
Not one but two letters were sent from the Pentagon to a Toronto-based sex toy store, found inside the boxes of returned adult items that had somehow made their way to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
美国五角大楼先后向多伦多一家情趣用品店寄出信函,不是一封,而是两封。这些物品是在被退回的成人用品包裹里发现的,不知怎么被寄到了巴林的美国海军基地。
The letters were received over the span of about a month over the summer, Bonjibon co-founder Grace Bennett recalled, amusedly.
邦吉邦联合创始人格蕾丝·贝内特笑谈,这些信件是在夏季大约一个月内陆续收到的。
“We didn’t even know it (the product) was going to Bahrain until it came back to us months later, and it just kind of unraveled this whole … hilarious moment,” the 34-year-old said in an interview with CTV News Toronto.
这位 34 岁的受访者告诉多伦多 CTV 新闻:"几个月后商品退回时,我们才知道它(曾)发往巴林,整件事发展得相当...令人捧腹。"
The online sexual wellness store shipped worldwide when they first launched in 2019, but Bennett says they now mostly service Canada, the United States, South America, Europe and Asia due to various laws and regulations about what items can be imported to countries—including Bahrain.
这家在线情趣用品店 2019 年开业时曾面向全球发货,但贝内特表示,由于包括巴林在内的各国对进口商品的法规限制,目前业务主要覆盖加拿大、美国、南美、欧洲和亚洲地区。
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"We ship it everywhere, even where the Sun doesn't shine"
"我们无所不寄,即便是阳光照不到的地方"
@chasefancy3092
My family immigrated to Toronto in 1972. Things were much different back then.
我的家人在 1972 年移民到多伦多。那时的情况大不相同。
@nsnopper
@chasefancy3092 Well, these “pleasure items” have been around for . . . ever. We’re simply more open about it today. Whether that’s good or bad, I leave that up to you.
@chasefancy3092 这些“情趣用品”早已存在……历史久远。如今我们只是对此更加开放而已。这是好是坏,就留给你们自己判断了。
@sethbook
Some arguments just don't hold water or Informed Consent, even?
有些论点根本站不住脚,甚至连知情同意都谈不上,不是吗?
@adampreston4922
Wait until the United States starts claiming that Canada is a threat to global security due to the threat of Weapons of Ass Destruction!
等着吧,美国马上要宣称加拿大因"臀部毁灭性武器"的威胁而成为全球安全祸患了!
On a totally separate note, if CSIS wants a new tool to track the movements of foreign military forces, perhaps it wouldn’t hurt (or maybe it would) to put a GPS tracker inside these pieces of spyware! Brings a whole new meaning to the Department of Interior…
说句题外话,如果加拿大安全情报局想追踪外国军队动向,给这些间谍装备装上 GPS 定位器或许是个办法(当然也可能弄巧成拙)!这下内政部真的要管到"内部"去了……
No ifs, ands, or butts about it!
这事儿可没什么"但是"可言!
@KellySullivan-jc6il
Your comments are gold
你的评论太精彩了
@runrau9275
Your comment is sooooo underrated........Your humour? AI? or hangen around with Bob and Doug?
你的评论真是太被低估了……你的幽默感?是人工智能?还是跟鲍勃和道格混在一起的结果?
@adampreston4922
@runrau9275 that was 100% Canadian-made humour by yours truly! Tariff free too!
那可是我本人百分百加拿大制造的幽默!还免关税呢!
I pride myself on being a polite smartass, as any good Canadian would do! (Can I say pride on here without being accused of being a radical extremist…??)
我以自己是个有礼貌的机灵鬼为荣,就像所有优秀的加拿大人那样!(我在这里说“为荣”会不会被指控成极端激进分子啊……??)
@mcslog
Bahahahahaha ☠️
哈哈哈哈哈哈 ☠ ️
@phisshcakes
the title is crazy
这标题也太离谱了
@sethbook
It was the short version of :
"Oh no! Is your Good Things Grow In Ontario/Factory Farms Freshness..all 'BUTT HURT'!?!"
简而言之:
“哎呀!难道你的‘安大略优良生长/工厂化农场鲜品’也全都‘屁屁受罪’了吗?!”
@Intrix_Gaming
this wasnt on the 2026 bingo card lmfaooo
这真是 2026 年意想不到的笑料 哈哈哈哈
@thebull2757
Sexual wellness store... Is that what we call sex shops now.
性健康用品店…现在我们都这么称呼情趣用品店了吗
@Alsatiagent-zu1rx
Yes. Why not?
好的。有何不可?
@sethbook
Call the cops!
快报警!
@romariowilliams7952
elbows up more like butts up plugs in
举起的哪里是手肘,分明是撅起的屁股插着情趣用品
@runningfromabear8354
Who knew butt plugs were so scary we should have gone with butt's up
谁知道肛塞这么吓人,我们真该用"屁股朝天"礼
@rightsideofhistory-m5n
this beats the beaverton and the onion. Send it to Kegseth and Miller. They obviously need it.
这比《海狸镇》和《洋葱报》还要精彩。把它发给凯格斯和米勒。他们显然很需要。
@fredbugden3511
The Whitehouse , we need to ship cases of them there !
白宫,我们需要大批量运过去!
@keithleach1880
can't use em there because their heads are in the way!
在那里用不了,因为它们的头碍事!
@Deee-616-v69l
Well we should all feel sad for the Bahrain soldiers :(
"NO BUTT PLUGS FOR YOU"
哎,我们都该为巴林的士兵感到难过 :(
“禁止使用肛塞”
@saynotohookups
Denied entry.
禁止入内。
@JaredGunn-dp4iz
very nicely done
做得非常好
@Rod83
☠️☠️☠️
@joalsoal1645
double entendre
一语双关
@andrewm6024
13 mins on this. lol. I heard everything I needed in 30 secs. This is what matters I guess
我花了 13 分钟看这个。真是够了,我只需要 30 秒就能了解全部重点。我想这才是关键所在。
@Onegiantplantman
Imagine if they invaded to stop the butt plugs…
想象一下他们要是为了阻止情趣用品的传播而发动入侵…
@mychiisup37
I'm sure they're on the list!
我敢肯定他们都在名单上!
@NaturalMackie
This is what I came in here to say because what? This can’t be how Canada comes to an end.
这正是我在这里要说的,什么情况?加拿大不可能就这样走向终点。
@Miacorr
@NaturalMackie That's THEIR end!
@NaturalMackie 那是他们的下场!
@sethbook
@NaturalMackie poor kid!
@NaturalMackie 可怜的孩子!
@sethbook
Save the children
拯救儿童
@JohnP366
Butt is the way to get ahead in this new economy.
在这个新经济中,屁股是通往成功之路。
@chrissiewb721
Send the box to the Sec of War.
将快递箱子寄给战争部长。
@sethbook
Memories of the Toronto Doll Brothel scandals
多伦多玩偶妓院丑闻的回忆
@sethbook
"Return to sender "
means the store...no?
“退回寄件人”
意思是商店……不是吗?
@coronis03
CP24: a little editing pls
CP24:好歹编辑一下啊。
@XOnicksX
right!? my god I was saying the same thing...why am I watching this woman ramble on for so long about nothing to do with the headline.
没错!天啊,我也这么想...为什么我要看这个女人漫无边际地讲了这么久,内容却和标题完全无关。
@aaron1567
Lol
笑死
@bivani
We need at least a few soldiers willing to fight!
我们至少需要一些愿意击剑的士兵!
@runrau9275
Pete Kegsbreath is just jealous that he can't order anything from you....
皮特·凯格斯布雷思(海格赛斯)只是嫉妒他无法从你这里订购任何东西……
@maltonboy1640
Everyone should mail or ship butt plugs to heads of countries , Russia, north Korea, China, Iran, Pakistan, u.k. Canada., Australia etc.
每个人都应该向各国元首邮寄或运送肛塞,包括俄罗斯、朝鲜、中国、伊朗、巴基斯坦、英国、加拿大、澳大利亚等等。
@Abdominal65
Your business partner is a vet? Ummmm.
你的生意伙伴是个兽医?呃……
@blakeunage8058
ya i got questions
是啊,我有几个问题
@eiloen
DONKEY!
别烦我!
@Alsatiagent-zu1rx
"...bodily harm"? Bananas, cucumbers and mop handles have the potential to cause bodily harm. Some frequently use a stream of water in place of a vibrator, wasting water and annoying anyone who might need to use the washroom.
"身体伤害"?香蕉、黄瓜和拖把柄都有可能造成身体伤害。一些人常以水流代替震动棒,不仅浪费水,还让可能需要使用卫生间的人感到困扰。
@moderndaydrifter4672
Bullet proof vest, check helmet, check butt plugs..... what happened to the butt plugs??
防弹衣带了,头盔带了,肛门塞子呢……肛门塞子到哪去了??
@Mintyoreos
I love this bedazzled human too much ahaha. ✨️
我实在太喜欢这位金光闪闪的女士了哈哈哈哈哈。 ✨ ️
@Mikinaak2023
Huh, what? Lol
啊?啥情况?笑死
@eiloen
Ship them to Pete Hedgseth. Personally. For his official investigation, obviously.
请务必将这些物品亲自寄送给皮特·海格赛斯,这显然是为了他的正式调查。
@mustang-sassy
Let's talk about Michael Jackson's multi-million$$$ debt to the Crown Prince of Bahrain
我们来谈谈迈克尔·杰克逊欠巴林王储的巨额债务。
@chasefancy3092
We have to give the LGBQT Community a great deal of credit. They have made a profound impact on society the last 20 years. They persevered through very difficult times to get where they are today.
我们必须要对 LGBQT 群体给予高度评价。过去 20 年间,他们给社会带来了深远影响。他们历经艰难岁月,坚持不懈,才取得了今天的成就。
@I-am-Rosalina
They are ready to air anything to distract from the fact that Christia Freeland is openly a double agent now working for two governments at once.
他们随时准备播放任何内容,以分散人们对克里斯蒂娅·弗里兰公开身份的关注,她现在同时为两个政府工作,是不折不扣的双重间谍。
@BarryWilliamTeske
When MAGA keeps responding to criticism with ‘But Biden…’.
当 MAGA 不断用"但是拜登……"回应批评时。
That too is a butt plug!
那也是个肛塞!
Just saying.
随便说说。
@Merakis100
Send Trump the big blue six footer! LoL
给特朗普送个六英尺长的蓝色大家伙!哈哈
@Miacorr
Or the double ended orange one
或者那双头橙色的那个
@Nurse.Addison
It appears the United States has finally discovered a bold new way to bridge the gap between the Navy and the adult wellness industry. Turns out both careers revolve around discipline, strictly enforced no-entry zones, and making very sure everyone is fully briefed before any “insertion operation.”
看来美国终于发现了一个大胆的新方法,来弥合海军与成人健康产业之间的鸿沟。原来这两个职业都围绕着纪律、严格执行的禁入区展开,并且要确保在任何“插入行动”前每个人都得到充分的情况通报。
Let’s be honest. This was never just about legality. The D.U.I. hire Pete-“The Signal”-Hegseth, Secretary of War, his fifteen-thousand-dollar makeup room, and the entire emotionally delicate terrarium known as the PENT-UP-A-GON simply could not emotionally process a piece of equipment that had more foundation and more base than their entire fleet combined.
说实话,这从来不仅仅是合法性问题。被指控酒驾的皮特·"信号"·赫格塞斯、他那价值一万五千美元的化妆间,以及整个被称为"憋屈五角大楼"的情感敏感生态玻璃箱,在情感上都无法接受一件比他们整个舰队加起来都更有基础和底蕴的设备。
The Navy says, “no.”
海军表示:"不行。"
The Kingdom of Bahrain says, “absolutely not.”
巴林王国表示:"绝对不行。"
And somewhere in between, thousands of disappointed sailors stared into the middle distance whispering, “But… it was for morale…”
与此同时,数千名失望的水兵茫然凝视远方,喃喃低语:“可是……那是为了鼓舞士气啊……”
Now imagine Canadians, world-class Olympic-level boy cotters, responding in the only adjacent, reasonable way possible.
现在想象一下,作为世界级奥林匹克水平抵制专家的加拿大人,会以唯一相邻且合理的方式做出回应。
Picture it.
想象一下那个场景。
Canadians supporting a small business by aggressively purchasing BUTT PLUGS.
Not for use. For PATRIOTISM.
加拿大人通过疯狂购买肛塞来支持一家小企业。
不为使用。只为爱国。
Bulk-buying them like toilet paper in 2020.
像 2020 年囤卫生纸般批量购入。
Stacking them like decorative throw pillows.
像装饰抱枕般整齐叠放。
Casually telling the cashier, “No, no, these are for international solidarity.”
漫不经心地对收银员说:"不,不,这些是为了国际团结。"
Because when you tell a nation it cannot have something, the universe immediately activates a maple-syrup-powered loophole, and suddenly an entire country becomes emotionally invested in shipping extremely well-packaged encouragement to the people who clearly need it most: uptight politicians in Washington.
因为当你告诉一个国家它不能拥有某种东西时,宇宙会立刻触发一个由枫糖浆驱动的漏洞,突然间整个国家都满怀热情地将包装精良的鼓励寄给最需要它的人:华盛顿那些拘谨的政客。
Somewhere in the possible future, Stephen Miller feels a disturbance in the Force and does not know why.
在某个可能的未来,斯蒂芬·米勒感受到原力的扰动,却不明所以。
Somewhere in Canada, a box cutter is being sharpened with purpose.
在加拿大的某个角落,一把美工刀正被刻意磨利。
Morale will moisturize again!
士气将再次获得滋润!
@wintertarzanjagrup2527
as the guy in the mall said.. idk what her problem is
商场里那个男人说...我不明白她有什么问题
@edwardschwenk3100
Was Epstein Island included on the list?
爱泼斯坦岛也在这个名单上吗?
@sethbook
She's mad were putting them on the over 18+ diet, maybe? Any scapegoat will do. It's always always easier to point the finger at everyone else except inward. That's #MyToronto everytime I think I miss it, or feel sad over all the abuse and exploitation, something like this comes up. And all I can think of is my nephew needs to leave for his safety.
也许她是气我们设了 18 岁以上限制,随便找个借口罢了。责怪别人总比自省来得容易。每每我想念多伦多,或为种种虐待和剥削感到难过时,总会冒出这种事情。我现在只想让侄子离开这里,为了他的安全。
@user-nn5qw5mu4m
This video gets progressively dumber, and what is the correlation between a vet and sex toys?
这段视频越来越蠢了,兽医和性玩具有什么关系?
@carew6210
You're almost like god...or MacNeil?!
你简直像上帝一样……还是麦克尼尔?
@finessecanada1167
Lol
笑死了
@caddystube
This is the top story? Not Freeland defecting to Ukraine? Wow. How embarrassing for you CP24.
这就是头条新闻?不是弗莱兰德叛逃乌克兰的事?哇哦,这对你们 CP24 来说可真尴尬啊。
@sethbook
"Denial is not just a River in Egypt"
-Jean Chretien
Or was that:
"A proof is a proof"?
"否认(非-尼罗河)不只是埃及的一条河"
——让·克雷蒂安
还是说:
证明就是证明?
@pacman3556
sounds like you need a bu-tt plug
听起来你需要一个肛塞
@JaredGunn-dp4iz
@pacman3556 High priority express !
@pacman3556 特急专送!
@dbdbdb1111111
So you ran a business without understanding laws and legislations. And it took very long to understand. Other parties which could've given fines only gave warnings. The letters are in the return package as they are still legally owned by the buyer. Armies, regardless of a countries laws have their own rules and regulations which yuo agree and sign on when enlisting. Tell me who you voted for without telling me. I'm making a protest sign right now.
你是在不懂法律法规的情况下经营生意,而且花了很长时间才搞明白。其他本可罚款的机构却只给出了警告。那些信件被退回包裹里,因为它们按法律仍归买家所有。无论国家法律如何,军队都有自己的一套规章制度,入伍时你已同意并签署过。不用明说我也能猜到你的投票倾向。我现在正在制作抗议标语。
@MatanteDodo
So, how did your protest go?
那么,你们的抗议活动进行得怎么样?
@ij5om1
Good job, Kingdom of Bahrain and US Department of War. Kudos!
干得好,巴林王国和美国战争部。值得赞扬!
And no, Bonjibon Grace, no, not everyone wants to get it on, esp with manmade tool that "causes bodily harm" !
不,邦吉邦·格蕾丝,不,不是每个人都想乱来,特别是用那种“会造成身体伤害”的人造工具!
And CP24, this is far from newsworthy! It is noted that major Canadian News Media were contacted in past to air news about USCIS inhumane practices to Canadian residents, but declined. This here is now the silly news you prefer to air.
还有 CP24,这根本不算新闻!需要指出的是,过去曾有加拿大主要新闻媒体被联系过,希望报道美国公民及移民服务局对加拿大居民的不人道行为,但他们拒绝了。现在你们更愿意报道这种无聊新闻。
@MohaMo-p5t
Chill !!! Not everyone wants to get it on. You wildin lady smh
冷静点!!!不是每个人都想插那玩意。你这个疯女人真是让我无语
@416music
CP24 = for life
CP24 = 永远的垃圾桶
@InternetPersond
I’m sorry, what? You’re literally sharing business correspondance addressed to you with the world? Smh
等等,什么?你真的在把你收到的商务信件公之于众?唉
@tubelz
Freedom?
自由?
@GregO0oo
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Trump, please send help; 51st state needs to be saved...
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
特朗普,请帮帮忙;第 51 个州需要拯救……
@ryzlot
Masturbatory gesticulations are distracting - keep your hands out of frx
手淫的手势很分散注意力——请把手保持在画面外
@stopkafirophobia
JFC you’re not kidding! I can’t unsee it now
我的天,你不是在开玩笑!现在我都没法不去想它了
@MarxCarney
Send some to granpa carney
给卡尼爷爷寄几个去
@krishnamohan6260
This topic is something which must be sensored, not openly talked.
这个话题必须被审查,而不是公开讨论。
@Glory-to-God.
Disgusting
真恶心
@onceuponatimeintoronto891
She left out the some relevant parts and of course changed it to her liberal advantage.
她省略了一些关键部分,自然还把这些内容改成了对她自由主义立场有利的说辞。
those papers are dated Apr 2025, there was no Dept of War then, it was the DOD and Dept of the Navy,, it wasn't until Sept 5th the name changed, you can see her letter says the same.
这些文件签署于 2025 年 4 月,当时还没有"战争部",只有国防部和海军部,直到 9 月 5 日才更名,从她信件中的表述也能看出这一点。
2nd it was mailed from Naval Logistics in Bahrain, the military post office there so to speak, not the Government in D.C
其次,信件是从巴林的"海军后勤处"寄出的,可以说那是当地的军事邮局,并非华盛顿特区的政府机构。
They are simply letting you know that Bahrain does not permit xxx toys to be mailed into their country, and most importantly onto a US warship or base that is there living under their rules.
对方只是在通知你们,巴林不允许将成人玩具邮寄入境,更重要的是禁止寄往停靠在那里、需遵守当地规则的美国军舰或军事基地。
Just more activist news twisted to alter the narrative, one more clue? They were 10 mins in before X Store owner says, "I can send you a pic of the letter if you want"
又是一条被刻意扭曲以改变叙事基调的维权新闻,这不就是线索吗?在采访进行到十分钟时,X 商店老板表示:"如果需要,我可以发信函照片给你"。
Then Derp Von D'Oh says "Ok"
然后那个呆瓜回答说:"好的"。
lol, didn't think to investigate a tiny bit before you hit the video call and recorded?
笑死,视频通话开始录制前,你就没想着稍微核实一下吗?
@yippeeflowers
wow, a whole essay? buddy
哇,一大篇?伙计
@Mike-h2b2d
HELL IS FOR ETERNITY!!,,, REPENT!!,, JESUS LOVES YOU!!
地狱是永恒的!!,,,忏悔吧!!,,耶稣爱你!!
@yippeeflowers
prosletyzing is a sin. jesus said it himself.
男男是罪。耶稣亲口说的。
@JaredGunn-dp4iz
Show me in the bible where it says anything about butt plugs ?
圣经里哪句提到过肛塞了?
@raideaux
Jesus is God. John 2:18
耶稣是神。约翰福音 2:18
@robcharters2645
Get woke go broke,let her go out of buisness
觉醒了就破产,让她破产吧
@TBA-zv9qt
Send those to the Liberals
把这些东西送给自由派
@MegBee-nz9vk
I just didn't even find this funny.
我完全不觉得这有什么好笑的。