这鱼真是鲜到家了
Can’t get any fresher than this!
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@st-jj2zg
Dude put the fish through hell.
这哥们儿把鱼折腾得够呛。
@andremiller1566
This was a sight to see, but we should remember that fish are EATEN ALIVE by other marine animals constantly. Nature is pretty rough.
这景象令人惊叹,但我们应当记住,鱼类不断地被其他海洋动物活生生地吃掉。大自然相当残酷。
@promethus123
@andremiller1566 but I bet none of them eaten alive fried in oil on natural.
@andremiller1566
但我敢打赌,它们没有在自然中被活活油炸。
@andremiller1566
@promethus123 Plenty of fish are eaten whole and alive and slow boiled in stomach acid. Thats probably worse.
许多鱼类会被整条活吞,然后在胃酸里慢慢被消化。这恐怕要凄惨得多。
@Mauricio-oq1tm
Come on man!!!!! Even Gollum kills his fishes before eating them!!!!!!
拜托,老兄!就连指环王里的咕噜,吃鱼之前都会先把鱼弄死啊!
@Holy_Bible_Reads
The Fish got it bad but nature would have done it worse. Nature will always do worse than humans. Humans should be thankful for their food and appreciate it and make death as humane as possible… pretty much what he did. Quick and simple
鱼的下场已经够惨了,但换作大自然只会更残忍。大自然的手段永远比人类更狠戾。人类应当对食物心怀感恩与珍惜,尽可能让这些生命体面地离去…… 视频里的人差不多就是这么做的,干净利落,毫不拖泥带水。
@keenari0470
@Holy_Bible_Reads he gutted it while it was still alive, drowned it in batter, and then threw it in the fryer while it was still moving.
他趁鱼还活着的时候就把它开膛破肚,裹上面糊,然后在鱼还在动弹的时候就扔进了炸锅。
@freespeech4all723
One minute your swimming along and just enjoying life.
The next minute you're a battered fish stick!
The story of my life
上一秒还在水里游弋,悠哉地享受生活;下一秒就变成裹了面放进油锅里的鱼!这简直是我的人生写照。
@tripptank
I counted 27 seconds from just before the fish bites to the moment it hits the oil. Life comes at you fast.
从鱼咬饵到被扔进油锅,我掐着表算过,全程不过 27 秒。人生际遇,就是这般猝不及防。
@chewielewis4002
Swimming along, some guy sticks a pair of scissors and guts you, then bam your in batter and then its 200 degrees lol
正优哉游哉地游着呢,突然就有人拿剪刀给你开膛破肚,紧接着 “啪” 的一下,你就被裹进面糊里,然后就扔进两百度的高温里了,笑死。
@gamesplan2044
I can only imagine that transition from cold water to hot oil
我只能想象从冷水到热油的转变
@LeotheAriesLion
You KNOW not one damn frog was "ribbitting" around this guy!!
你敢信吗,这哥们儿周围的青蛙愣是一声 “呱呱” 都没叫。
@gamesplan2044
He is the most feared killer in the aquatic world
他是水生界中最令人畏惧的杀手
@CrunkyOMan83
Fish didn’t even have time to die
鱼还没来得及死呢
@Vex916T
Fisherman: Pull out hooked fishy, gut the fishy, batter the fishy, oil fry the fishy, and finish by eating fishy.
Fish: What's happening? Help me, my guts are getting yanked away! The F is this goo crap?! Aaaaahhhh it F-ing burns!!! (Silence)
渔夫:把上钩的小鱼拽上岸,开膛破肚,裹上面糊,下锅油炸,最后一口吃掉。鱼儿:发生什么事了?救命啊,我的内脏都要被扯出来了!这黏糊糊的鬼东西到底是什么?啊啊啊啊啊 —— 烫死老娘 / 老子了!(归于沉寂)
@msbernsesp
I felt sorry for the fish, but I read your comment and it made me laugh
我本来还挺同情这条鱼的,结果看到你的评论,直接笑出声了。
@Mr.Nobody5899
Speed running fried fish is crazy
速成炸鱼太疯狂了
@Hihihiiiiikk
Have I been lied to by restaurants serving fresh fish" all this time?
难道这些年我一直被那些标榜 “卖鲜鱼” 的餐厅骗了?
@MonkeyLord-h6x
It's cruel. That thing was not even fully dead. I guess people do anything for views
太残忍了。鱼甚至还没完全死透。我猜人们为了流量什么都做得出来。
@bandzyolo
Fastest catch and cook of all time
史上最快捕捞和烹饪
@Emotionstrider
I opened and expected to see some wholesome seafood grilling while chilling in nature. I leave traumatized. Poor fish man.
我本来满心期待,能在大自然里惬意放松,顺便看些健康的海鲜烧烤。结果看完直接留下心理阴影了。可怜的鱼啊。
@shunnpardzgamingvlogs
Fish: wait Dude , kill me first
鱼:等一下兄弟,先杀了我
@kibur-A
The fish just had the worst nightmare. Didn't even get a break to die properly
这条鱼刚做了个最可怕的噩梦。连好好死的机会都没有
@dreaisluved397
That has to be the world’s freshest fish
这绝对是世界上最新鲜的鱼
@seanleaf3165
Lol
哈哈
@anubis9853
Soooo.... he is eating fresh fish with scales?
所以,他正在吃带鳞的鲜鱼?
@humayunrahman6910
He fried the fish's soul
他把这条鱼的灵魂都给炸出来了
@marchfifth1754
poor fucking fish, doesnt even kill them with respect.
这鱼也太惨了吧,杀它的时候连点尊重都没有。
@krunkle5136
Imagine what respectfully killing looks like.
Absurdity.
试想一下,所谓 “体面杀生” 究竟是何种光景。简直荒谬至极。
@Chessplayer-nt9mc
Can you imagine how much pain the fish gone through
你能想象鱼经历了多少痛苦吗
@zirameugal1309
He's so busy. Eating, catching fish, cleaning fish, cooking fish. I feel like like its happening all at the same time.
他可太忙了。又是抓鱼、又是处理鱼、又是烹鱼,还得抽空吃饭。我感觉这些事他好像是一口气全干完的。
@Igotsomethingtosay77
We didn’t have a lot of $$ or always enough food. We would ride our bikes to the lake in the park. We’d catch 3-4 cutthroat trout & bike to a restaurant in our neighborhood that served steak & burgers & the best Chinese food. Going out to restaurants was for special occasions. After their lunch rush, we’d knock on the kitchen door with the fish & they would make a beautiful meal & we’d all sit at their family table in the back and have lunch together.
那时候我们没什么钱,食物也常常不够吃。我们会骑着自行车去公园的湖边,钓上三四条鳟鱼,再骑车去街坊那家主营牛排、汉堡,还能吃到全城最好吃中餐的馆子。那时候下馆子可是件逢年过节才有的稀罕事。等过了午饭的高峰时段,我们就拎着鱼敲响后厨的门,店里的人会用这些鱼为我们烹制出一桌美味大餐。之后我们就围坐在后厨里那张他们一家人吃饭的餐桌旁,开开心心地共享午餐。
@ahbeekisrael
The fish muscle memory wasn’t even gone yet…damn
鱼的记忆力还没消失呢,该死
@Peepers13
I went fishing one day there was know food at my apartment I didn't have a job had know money on me I took my car that had very little gas in it I had worms in my fridge went to the pond sat on the ground cast my pole into the water I started catching trout I said I'm going to make little fire I started cleaning the fish and built a a little wishbone fire with another stick across the 2 wishbone s . I put the fish on it and cooked it I caught about 6 of them and sat there eating it was great to and had a good time by myself out in the open with pretty trees and a beautiful pond . I got full went home with a smile
有一天,我公寓里一点吃的都没有了。我没工作,身上也没钱,就开着那辆没剩多少油的车出门了。冰箱里还剩些蚯蚓,正好能当鱼饵。我开车到了池塘边,坐在地上,把鱼竿甩进水里,很快就钓上来了鳟鱼。我心想,不如生一堆小火来烤鱼吧。
于是我先处理好鱼,又找了两根树枝搭成叉状,再横架上一根树枝,生起了一小堆篝火。我把鱼架在火上烤,前后总共钓了大概六条。我就这么坐在那儿吃鱼,一个人待在开阔的天地间,身边是葱郁的树木和澄澈的池塘,别提多惬意了。最后吃得饱饱的,我笑着回了家。
@ThuTu-k8h
That's sounds great. But I would start shedding tears simply due to loneliness.
听起来确实很棒。可我总会因为孤单,忍不住掉眼泪。
@JayGarcia87
It’s called living life
这叫活在当下
@terrellmoodi735
Gollum could have had a setup like this, but the fucking ring had him strung out.
咕噜也应该这样,但那该死的戒指让他神魂颠倒。
@mr.hodges5210
This guy is a savage
这哥们儿太野了
@rjjesse3939
now that is fresh fish
这才是新鲜的鱼!
@mikeboyce584
Now that's the epitome of catch and cook no time wasted their
这才是捕鱼做饭的典范,不浪费一点时间
@Bankallday
Fish ain’t even finish dying yet. Imagine what was going through its mind
鱼还没死透呢。想象一下它当时脑子里在想什么
@Rodney-m7e
I watched this 10 times. No lie
我看了十遍,没骗你
@udarpavarota396
My man don't play around. Took the meaning of freshness to a whole new level.
这老哥做事绝不糊弄,硬是把 “新鲜” 的奥义玩出了新高度。
@tl4331
the fish didn’t even get to see his life flash before his eyes and his already battered and crispy
这条鱼连生前走马灯都没来得及闪一下,就已经被裹上面糊炸得外酥里嫩了。
@desmondteh9164
Respect to him for living his life simply. No distractions etc. Enjoy himself eating while fishing...
真佩服他把日子过得这么简单纯粹。不被俗事叨扰,自得其乐地一边钓鱼一边享用美食。
@thehighcheef9836
This guys movement and mannerism is giving me “what a squirrel would look like if he was a human” vibes
这哥们儿的动作和神态让我有种"如果松鼠是人类会是什么样子"的感觉
@prazuzu
Owow fried fish also with the scales...I can't...
炸鱼也带鳞,我受不了
@joinertuy4008
that fish got to feel being gutted before it was fried alive
那鱼在活活被炸之前,得先感受一下被开膛破肚的感觉
@samaelsandalphon5600
It's amazing that in this day and age, with all of the information you could possibly desire at your finger tips, people still don't know where their food comes from. This is sunshine and rainbows compared to anything you buy at a store folks, wise up.
真不可思议,都到这年代了,动动手指就能获取想要的所有信息,可人们还是不知道自己吃的食物从哪儿来。各位,这可比你们在商店里买到的那些玩意儿靠谱多了,都清醒清醒吧。
@jeremymaduro4892
The scales make it extra crunchy i guess
鱼鳞会让它格外酥脆,我想
@recehgaming8246
Ultra fresh diet life style is insane.
超新鲜饮食生活方式太疯狂了
@MajesticFreedomEU
Damn that fish is too fresh.
那鱼太新鲜了。
@TruthSerum-b7o
I don't know why, but this shit is funny af to me.
我不知道为什么,但这对我来说实在太好笑了。
@LorenzoVillafaña-III
Nothing like when nature is all in hands.
没有什么比大自然完全掌控在手时更美妙了。
@UltamateSacrifice
People thinking that fish was alive during this shot lMao
人们以为鱼在这时还活着,笑死
@NwordTronplague
Dude is the definition of "no wasted motion"
这位哥们儿就是"毫不浪费"的定义
@lilveeman
Didn't even bother to remove the scales
甚至懒得去刮鳞
@Banesback2
Man I’ve never seen anything like this before wtf
我以前从没见过这种事,什么鬼
@danzigmccoy
All morality and seriousness aside, can we talk about how he ate with the same hand he just had raw fish guts in?
抛开所有道德和严肃性不谈,我们能谈谈他是怎么用刚沾过生鱼内脏的手吃饭吗?
@Shreemintu
Didn't remove the scales and fins
没去鳞和鳍
@jeffdaman6969
Fish guts all up on his hands too
鱼内脏也沾满了他的手
@TheXxinsanexX
I knew guy that behaved similarly and explained it away saying fish don’t feel pain
我认识一个有类似行为的人,他解释说鱼不会感到疼痛
@9f81rsd00
So uh, he ate the scales too?
所以啊,他连鳞片都吃了?
@dennisbell5251
Damn that had to be a world record from "hook, clean, batter & fry in 13 seconds"☠ but
简直是个世界纪录,钓、清理、裹粉炸,13 秒完成
@vizzle89
People like this would survive the apocalypse
这种人在末日里绝对能活下来。
@donotdisturbfishing
Every culture eats what and how they decide to eat it…. It would be strange to some but just eating to survive to others. Enjoy it, my guy!
每个文化都有自己的饮食选择与吃法,对有些人来说这或许难以理解,但对另一些人而言,吃饭不过是为了活下去而已。好好享受吧,朋友!
@method341
He looks like an Asian Gollum
他看起来像亚洲的咕噜
@DarkTranqz
Sure, it's 'just a fish' but dude could have at least clubbed it and killed it fast rather than gut it AND fry it still alive. Sheesh.
没错,它 “不过是条鱼” 罢了,但哥们儿你至少也该一棍子把它敲晕,给它个痛快的死法吧?而不是就这么活生生开膛破肚,再扔进油里炸。真是服了。
@RayRayHam
It’s in most Asian culture to prepare fish without killing it first. Don’t blame him for not killing the fish, it’s how they do it for “freshness.” I don’t agree with it, but shit what you gonna do?
多数亚洲文化里,都有先处理鱼而不先将其杀死的做法。别指责他没先弄死鱼,这就是他们为追求 “极致新鲜” 所采用的方式。我并不认同这种做法,但唉,又能怎么办呢?
@chfun999
Fish was swimming home from work, and seen something interesting floating then open the mouth right after that bam it aldy swimming in oil and battered
那条鱼正游在下班回家的路上,瞥见水面漂着什么有趣的东西,刚一张嘴,好家伙,转眼就裹着面糊在油锅里翻腾了。
@darrylcarlos5758
Why am I sympathizing with a Fish
我为什么会同情一条鱼
@GuillermoR-d8j7y
I applaud this man his a time saver, imagin how much extra time you can have to do anything
我赞赏这位先生,他是个节省时间的人,想象一下你可以有多少额外的时间去做任何事
@mohammadosmanriaz6237
My man I understand the hurry but give the fish few minutes to die first, would ya. Time moves fast but not this fast..
兄弟,我懂你赶时间,但好歹给这鱼几分钟咽气的功夫啊。日子过得是快,也没快到这份上吧
@marsy2332
Atleast snap it's neck first dude? Gutted and cooked it alive wtf?
不是吧兄弟,好歹先把它脖子拧断啊?就这么活生生开膛破肚再下锅煎,这都什么离谱操作?
@PunkyBruiser-i5l
This is disturbing dude. Pulls the fish out of the water shove some scissors in its stomach rips the guts out and throws it in a fryer. Weird. There are ways to do things and ways you don't do things most normal. Humans cannot do this.
这太令人不安了。把鱼从水里捞出来,直接拿剪刀捅进鱼肚子,扯出内脏,然后就扔进炸锅里。真奇怪。做事有正确的方法,也有错误的方法,大多数正常人都不会这样做。
@honeybear9376
The reality of nature.
这就是大自然的本来面目
Go nature documentary. This isn't so different from it.
If you were a smaller fish. That bigger fish would eat you alive too.
简直跟自然纪录片里的情节一模一样。这事儿其实没什么特别的,你要是条小鱼,那些大鱼照样也会把你活活吃掉。
@marcosbenavides8394
Just gutted it, didn’t even clean it. Bet it stinks bad
刚开了膛,连洗都没洗。肯定臭得很
@mh1970
Fish so fresh you can still taste the soul.
这鱼鲜得连灵魂都能尝得到。
@Naveen2023
I just farted while i laugh so hard
我笑得太厉害,刚放了个屁。
@notchit3542
when u starving u got to react fast
当你饥饿时,你必须快速反应
@uneedrandination
Omg laughed so hard thank you.
天啊,我笑得厉害,谢谢。
@Rstars2o4
Man is living life eating healthier than 99% of Americans with their 2year old frozen food
这老哥过的日子,吃的可比 99% 的美国人健康多了,那帮人吃的可都是放了两年的冷冻食品。
@ryogahibiki8747
@Rstars2o4 He just deep fried that fish and you're calling that "healthier"?
@Rstars2o4
他刚炸了那条鱼,你居然说这“更健康”?
@Rstars2o4
@ryogahibiki8747 yea that’s how unhealthy Americans are, fresh deep fried fish still healthier than 99% of your food with all the preservatives, dyes, and straight up chemicals in your food. Imagine having to shop at expensive whole foods because your government tryna poison you
可不是嘛,美国人的饮食健康程度就这么堪忧。这现炸的鲜鱼,照样比你们 99% 的食物都健康,毕竟你们吃的那些玩意儿,全是防腐剂、色素,简直就是纯纯的化学混合物。想想看吧,你还得去价格不菲的全食超市购物,就因为你们的政府巴不得把你们毒害了。
@deangregoric4735
@Rstars2o4 asians have the same if not more unhealthy food than usa
@Rstars2o4
亚洲人的不健康食品和美国人一样多,甚至更多
@Rstars2o4
@deangregoric4735 that’s just not true lol USA is known for having one of the worst food administrations in the world due to corruption….. also the average American eats the most preservatives in the world due to their market system most Asian countries emphasize fresh food like Thailand Vietnam Japan
这话可就不对了,哈哈。美国的食品监管部门因为腐败问题,算得上是全球最差的监管机构之一了…… 而且受市场体系的影响,美国人摄入的防腐剂总量也是全球第一,笑死。大多数亚洲国家比如泰国、越南、日本,都格外看重食材的新鲜度。
@HabitualYouTubeConvic
That seemed unnecessarily brutal.
这似乎是多余的残忍。
@jesusguillen5054
How else would you do this? Are you kidding me? Surely you are used to eating everything from a can...
不然换作是你,你会怎么做?开什么玩笑?你怕不是早就习惯了吃罐头里的那些玩意儿了吧
@HabitualYouTubeConvict
@jesusguillen5054 gutting it live seemed a pretty gnarly thing to do. I suppose when you're uncivilized this is the way you do it. Believe it or not there are humane ways of dispatching animals.
@jesusguillen5054
活生生给鱼开膛破肚,实在是种相当残忍的做法。我猜啊,只有野蛮人才会这么干。信不信由你,处理牲畜的话,本就有不少人道的法子。
@visigoth3696
@HabitualYouTubeConvict calling this uncivilized is the most ignorant thing I’ve heard, just because he isn’t in your first world utopia don’t make what he did uncivilized
@HabitualYouTubeConvict
称这野蛮,真是我听过最无知的话。不能因为他没活在你们这种第一世界的乌托邦里,就说他做的事是野蛮行径。
HabitualYouTubeConvict
@visigoth3696 cry about it. I stand by what i said. Again, there are humane ways to do it.
@visigoth3696
有意见憋着。我坚持我之前说的话。再强调一遍,处理这事本就有不少人道的法子。
@visigoth3696
@HabitualYouTubeConvict not gonna cry about something about your arrogance in other people’s culture
@HabitualYouTubeConvict
我犯不着为你这种拿别人文化秀优越感的傲慢行径较真。
@arvykins9616
@HabitualYouTubeConvict yeah i get it. the problem is there is a real difference in taste. In Asia people pay premium to cook live fish in restaurants. It taste way better cooked lived, but I am with you. I am okay with the taste being worst to be more humane. the problem is you cannot convince half the planet.
是啊,我懂你的意思。问题的关键在于,这两种做法做出来的味道确实天差地别。在亚洲,不少餐厅里的活鱼现杀现做都是要收高价的。这种做法做出来的鱼,口感确实要鲜美得多。但我和你是站在一边的,我宁愿牺牲口感,也要选择更人道的处理方式。可问题是,你根本没法说服世界上一半的人认同这个想法啊。