分手:唐纳德·特朗普与伊隆·马斯克版 | 《每日秀》
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网友:白宫里谁会因为做空被抓?司法部很快会被这种愚蠢拖垮,他们正在引火烧身。
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@charlie63-p2u
Who in the Whitehouse will they catch Shorting? That justice department won't take long to unravel with this stupidity. They are pulling the kindling in close to themselves.
白宫里谁会因为做空被抓?司法部很快会被这种愚蠢拖垮,他们正在引火烧身。
@gridvid
You can't force a nation to buy more US goods. But, you can increase US prices of foreign goods using tariffs in order to decrease imports of foreign goods... hurting both sides in the process. The next 4 years are going to be crazy... he started a war.
你无法强迫别国多买美国货,但能用关税抬高进口商品的价格来减少进口...最终两败俱伤。未来四年会非常疯狂...他挑起了一场战争。
@glennadamson9576
If I was President, the most powerful person in the world and I felt that the tariffs were unfair I would call for an economic summit and iron out with world leaders a agreement on fair tariffs for all concerned and get back to business, but you can't do this with someone who has a bloated ego and even when proven wrong will not change course for the betterment of all involved.
如果我是总统——世上最有权势的人——认为关税不公,我会召开经济峰会,与各国领袖协商公平的关税协议,回归正轨。但对一个自负膨胀、即便被证明错误也不肯为共同利益转向的人,这行不通。
@tomlakosh1833
The collapse of our supply chains and export markets due to the trade war will amplify the $12 trillion in stock depreciation, inflation, federal budget cuts and personnel cuts that will precipitate a decade-long DEPRESSION. Companies have lost the capital to invest in domestic supply chains and disposable income has vaporized.
贸易战导致的供应链和出口市场崩溃,将加剧12万亿美元的股票贬值、通胀、联邦预算和人员削减,引发长达十年的大萧条。企业已无资本投资国内供应链,因为其可支配收入蒸发了。
@crysb8051
Musk doesn’t seem to realize that the US doesn’t include all of North America! He seems to think he allowed to speak for Canada as well? Did we Canadians give him permission to speak for Canada?
马斯克似乎没有意识到美国不等于整个北美!他以为自己能代表加拿大?我们加拿大人授权他了吗?
@yvetterobles8566
If Trump has turned against his own family, what makes you think he would want to take care of anyone else? It is really surprising to me that people that voted for him would believe that.
连家人都背叛的人,怎么会照顾他人?支持者竟然相信这一点,真令我惊讶。
@JamesJohnson-m6e
This is the golden age Trump was talking about! The golden age of madness! lol Enjoy serfs!! More tariffs, they clearly work!
这就是特朗普说的黄金时代!疯狂的黄金时代!农奴们好好享受吧!!更多关税,显然很有效!
@IndoCropCirclesOfficial
Elon is the president of USA, Trump is just a manager in Elon's corporations. So, who is the apprentice then.
埃隆才是美国总统,特朗普只是他公司的经理。那到底谁才是学徒?
@ahho3276
Car companies like volkswagen, Audi, Land Rover... already stop shipping vehicles to America. Trump will lose the trade wars at the end.
大众、奥迪、路虎等车企已停止向美国发货,特朗普终将输掉贸易战。
@MoMo-rf6ji
Standing with a kid on your shoulders and talking about running a country, is so disrespectful to the office and the president.
让孩子骑在肩上谈论治国,这对总统职位太不尊重。
@olivier97
The U.S. economy is showing clear signs of slowing, and while a formal recession hasn't been declared, tightening credit conditions and weakening consumer demand suggest we're heading in that direction. A potential Fed rate cut later this year is unlikely to trigger a resurgence in inflation, as banks continue to restrict lending and financial conditions remain tight. This could mark the start of a deflationary phase, with falling asset values, increased layoffs, and rising unemployment claims further confirming the downturn. Retail and housing markets are already cooling as consumers hold back on spending. While the yield curve may soon normalize, the broader risks persist. Still, assets like stocks and crypto can act as hedges, and both long- and short-term trading provide tools to manage volatility. I’ve grown my portfolio from 130Kto732K in just a few months, thanks to Milton Harper’s deep market expertise and steady, disciplined strategy.
美国经济放缓迹象明显,虽未正式宣布衰退,但信贷紧缩和消费需求疲软预示衰退将至。美联储年内可能降息,但因银行持续收紧贷款且金融环境紧张,通胀很难再起。这可能开启通缩周期——资产贬值、裁员增加、失业申请上升将进一步确认衰退。零售和房地产市场因消费者缩减支出已降温。尽管收益率曲线或将正常化,但整体风险犹存。不过股票和加密货币等资产可对冲风险,长短线交易都能管理波动。多亏米尔顿·哈珀的市场洞见和稳健策略,我的投资组合在数月内从13万美元增至73.2万美元。
@TheOlandex
A PhD from Harvard is undeniably impressive. It clearly impresses Trump enough to blindly follow Navarro's advice, since Trump himself is way too stupid to even remotely understand the implications of the disaster he's brought to America and the world.
BUT a PhD from Harvard does not hedge against insanity. So when you have like minds collaborating, equally twisted and derranged, the PhD means very little indeed.
哈佛大学的博士学位无疑令人印象深刻,这显然足以让特朗普盲目追随纳瓦罗的建议,因为特朗普本人太愚蠢,他根本无法理解他给美国和世界带来的灾难性影响。
但是哈佛的博士学位并不能防止疯狂,所以当志同道合的人合作时,同样会扭曲和错乱,博士学位确实意义不大。
@RyanK.Gosling
systemic greed has long allowed various global sectors to exploit the American people. Initially, my wife and I considered retiring abroad, but with Trump's victory n decisive actions to address these issues through strategic tariffs, spending cuts, we've decided to remain in the U.S. His actions will rectify economic imbalances and protect domestic industries in the long run.
长期以来,系统性的贪婪让全球各行业得以剥削美国人民。最初,我和妻子考虑在国外退休,但随着特朗普的胜利和通过战略关税、削减开支来解决这些问题的果断行动,我们决定留在美国。从长远来看,他的行动将纠正经济失衡并保护国内的产业。
@TheOGDino1988
Wow...is Elon starting to feel some compassion for people? It hurts to have your life destroyed, I know the feeling very well as do many others...nor will I ever forgive any sick, twisted, sadistic POS that gets off on other people's pain and suffering.
哇...埃隆开始对人们产生同情心了吗?生活被摧毁是很痛苦的,我和其他许多人一样非常清楚这种感觉...我也不会原谅任何以他人的痛苦和苦难为乐的变态、扭曲、虐待狂的混蛋。
@virginiaw.betancourt2308
This is going to get ugly .They'll save United States malls but at the end of the day we'll be losing more than we are gaining .We need to stay strong as a country .These are going to be trying times for us .
情况会变得很糟糕。他们会拯救美国的购物中心,但最终我们会得不偿失。作为一个国家,我们需要保持坚强。这将是我们面临考验的时期。
@jakubjungle656
Why are we acting like this is a victory. Stop it. You're smarter than that Lawrence. It is not time to grin with satisfaction. It is time to realize that we do not have to allow this to continue. We all make the willful decision to allow this to continue, every minute of every day.
为什么我们要表现得像这是一场胜利,别这样。劳伦斯,你比这更聪明,现在不是满意微笑的时候。现在是时候意识到我们不必让这种情况继续下去了,因为我们每天都在有意无意地决定让这种情况继续下去。
@MarcScheffer
what if all the millions in you're country that live from paycheck to paycheck go on the streets and demand for afordable healthcare (as in every other country in the world) and a normal salary to live on and not having to work day and night... what if you all go into the streets every saturday from now on until your demands are heared and taken care for?
如果你们国家数百万靠薪水度日的人都走上街头,要求负担得起的医疗保健(像世界上其他国家一样)和足以维持生活的正常工资,而不必日夜工作...如果从现在开始,你们每个周六都走上街头,直到你们的要求被听取和解决,会怎样?
@eclecticvicki8376
Elon looked more "sober" in that clip. Maybe he is truly bothered by what is happening to "himself" but he sure had no problem making fun of fired government workers, regular people.
埃隆在那个片段中看起来更"清醒"。也许他真的被发生在"自己"身上的事情困扰,但他肯定对嘲笑被解雇的政府工作人员和普通人毫无顾忌。
@EileenQxz
Autos purchased on credit will have higher interest rates for paying back loans. this is a tactic for passing the tariff costs onto consumers.
贷款购买的汽车将需要支付更高的利率来偿还贷款,这是将关税成本转嫁给消费者的策略。
@johnnyonit8550
I went to a RC Expo in Pomona California. Inside one of the buildings they had six Tesla's cars, all the models were on display. I have to say they all looked great. So went over to the Cyber Delorian Truck and sat in the driver seat, I felt a rush sitting in it. but when I got out, I noticed my wallet was gone, it had my drivers license, credit cards and all my personal information Plus $300.00 cash! Gone!
我去了加州波莫纳的RC博览会。在一栋建筑内,他们展出了六辆特斯拉汽车,所有型号都在展示,我得说它们看起来都很棒。于是我走向Cyber Delorian Truck,坐在驾驶座上,我感觉非常兴奋。但当我下车时,我发现钱包不见了,里面有我的驾照、信用卡、所有个人信息和300美元现金!全都不见了!
@susanrhodes9079
The Milton Friedman video impressed me. Especially at the end, in the part where he explains how and why the free market with no tariffs would "foster harmony and peace among the peoples of the world."
I never thought I would ever agree with anything Elon Musk did or said. However, he posted this incredible video by Milton Friedman. I love what he says right at the end.
Milton Friedman的视频给我留下了深刻的印象。尤其是在结尾部分,他解释了为什么没有关税的自由市场会"促进世界各国人民之间的和谐与和平"。
我从未想过我会同意埃隆·马斯克的任何言行。然而,他发布了Milton Friedman的这个精彩视频,我非常喜欢他在结尾说的话。
@sdtr9739
The United States should not compromise with the Iranian regime. We Iranians do not want compromise, we want regime change.
美国不应该与伊朗政权妥协,我们伊朗人不需要妥协,我们需要政权更迭。
@DannyYeo-kk4km
One min..imposing tariffs...next min...put on hold for awhile...another min...back down ....no confidence..share prices keep spiraling downward....small share investors got themselves burnt..
一会儿...征收关税...一会儿...暂停一段时间...一会儿...又撤回...毫无信用...股价不断螺旋式下跌...小股东们自食其果...
@wendellwhite2577
I don't even have one complete semester of jr. College and I still can see that everyone who deals with Trump, looses ,also that Elon is Trumps new dady,sugar dady.
我连一个完整的大学学期都没有上完,但我仍然可以看出,所有与特朗普打交道的人都会输,而且埃隆现在是特朗普的新爸爸,金主爸爸。
@EspiKatze
Wait... Musk's kid is four years old??? He acts like he is two! I guess that fits, considering his father also acts like he is two.
等等...马斯克的孩子四岁了???他的行为像两岁!考虑到他父亲的行为也像两岁,这倒也合适。
@hungphung4853
This video brilliantly captures the complexities of political alliances and economic realities. The way it highlights Elon Musk's influence on Trump's policies is truly eye-opening. Keep up the great work—your insights are so refreshing and important!
这个视频精彩地捕捉了政治联盟和经济现实的复杂性。它强调了埃隆·马斯克对特朗普政策的影响,确实令人大开眼界。请继续保持出色的工作——你的见解如此新颖且重要!
@derrickharris506
When i was on top, you were my homie, but since i fell off, now you don't know me. Donald Trump speaking to Elon Musk.
当我风光时,你是我的兄弟,但自从我失势,你就不认识我了。这是特朗普对马斯克说过的话。
@Jks-g7p
Nice from Elon to show solidarity with all the people Doge is firing. He is even promoting free tariffs with Europe now. Thank you Elon.
埃隆表现得很好,我声援所有被Doge(政府效率部)解雇的人。他现在甚至在与欧洲推动免关税。谢谢你,埃隆。
@trivalentclan
Elon should have known long ago that associating with Trump would destroy Tesla. If you don't understand the people you are selling a product to you will not stay in business for long.
埃隆早就应该知道与特朗普交往会毁掉特斯拉。如果你不了解你销售产品的对象,你的生意就不会长久。
@michaelpye7350
I need your help Elon , my name is Michael Pye , I am running for the 6th district, Iplan to run for Missouri , I will create an app and let Missourians directly vote , no lobbyists just true representative .God I love America .
埃隆,我需要你的帮助。我叫Michael Pye,我正在竞选第六选区,计划竞选密苏里州议员。我将创建一个应用程序,让密苏里人直接投票,没有说客,只有真正的代表。天啊,我爱美国。
@cindymiranda4483
The key question is> is it just chaotic governance or policy driven market manipulation? Trump and Musk understand how markets respond to narratives. They are insiders and they are influencers. And they profit directly and indirectly from this game. They are actually rewriting this game.
关键问题是:这只是混乱的治理,还是政策驱动的市场操纵?特朗普和马斯克了解市场如何对叙事做出反应,他们是内部人士,也是有影响力的人。他们直接或间接地从这场游戏中获利了,他们实际上正在重写这场游戏。
@bokarlsson-zt9rs
I live in sweden. Driveing my old harley davidson since 45years. Its to expencive to buy american made parts for me, had to buy european or asian copy parts instead. Lots of them are crap but has to fix it. Thank you usa.
我生活在瑞典。45年来我一直驾驶我的旧哈雷戴维森。对我来说,购买美国制造的零件太贵了,我不得不购买欧洲或亚洲的仿制品。虽然很多都是垃圾,必须修理。谢谢你,美国。
@Algojo
What loser? TESLA would've been cooked if all those Chinese EV came into US masket. His company clearly is directly saved by that dumb tax law.
什么失败者?如果所有这些中国电动汽车进入美国市场,特斯拉早就完蛋了。他的公司显然直接被那个愚蠢的税法救了。
@dennisbruechert6233
That 1st spike in market was a test to see how fast donny and friends could expect a certain result of removing tariffs....then the plan was put in place. And they made hundreds of millions in profit.
市场的第一次飙升是一个测试,看看Donny和他的朋友们能多快看到取消关税的某种结果...然后计划就实施了,他们从中赚了数亿美元。
@bobisyouruncle1
Musk is the first civilian allowed in the presidential office. Not to mention wearing a cap which is disrespectful and having a kid on his shoulders whilst being interviewed in trump's office. What a kindergarten
Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise.
马斯克是第一个被允许进入总统办公室的平民,更不用说戴着帽子(这是不尊重的表现)和在特朗普办公室接受采访时肩上扛着孩子。真像个幼儿园。
现在爱情触礁毫不奇怪。
@duggyfresh28
I swear they got the slowest followers on planet earth, no wonder why he loves the poorly educated and the poorly educated love him.
我敢打赌他们拥有地球上最迟钝的追随者,难怪他喜欢教育程度低的人——而这些低教育群体也爱戴他。
@lucleblanc6060
Musk made his bed, now he's got to sleep in it and he doesn't like it. Keep back paddling if it's not already to late.
马斯克是自作自受,现在他只能躺在这张自己铺的床上——显然他很不满意。继续倒划水吧,虽然可能为时已晚。
@marvintaylor5332
Mush took a chainsaw to the working ppl with great pride !!!! And in return, the ppl took a chainsaw to his bottom line, his finances !!!! Now, the victimizer is playing the victim of his own cynical plan . . . How condescending !!!!
马斯克曾骄傲地用电锯对待劳动人民!!!如今人民也用电锯回敬他的利润和财富!!!现在这个加害者却在扮演自己冷酷计划的受害者...多么高高在上的姿态啊!!!
@SidW-l4z
Know that a deficit is not a bad thing. It only means for ex: USA buys more than a smaller country with penguins. That's all. We are a bigger market and the difference depends on the country you're comparing.
要知道贸易逆差不是坏事,这只是意味着比如美国比某个有企鹅的小国买得更多,仅此而已。我们的市场更大,差额取决于你比较的对象。
@mzuribeauty4287
Trump wants Elon for his legacy to have America go to the moon during his time in office. Elon wouldn't have thought his tesla would end this way.
特朗普需要马斯克来实现任内登月的政治遗产,马斯克恐怕没想到他的特斯拉会落得这般田地。
@wallymucha2038
Come on Americans talking does only provide media sensationalism !! Talk , talk , do is what is necessary action and incarceration,resolution, then litigation !! What are the government Armed Forces doing , Fix this !!!
得了吧美国人,空谈只会制造媒体噱头!!光说不做没用——需要的是行动、监禁、解决然后诉讼!!政府的武装力量在干什么?解决这个问题!!!
@Spammflavor
Lol, it was just a matter of time. He's done this to everyone. It's so shocking people keep getting into bed with him. Knowing your going to ketch something if you do.
笑死了,这只是时间问题,他对所有人都这样。令人震惊的是人们还不断与他同流合污——明知会惹一身腥。
@ahmedmarsuikabdulraheem3124
Even now Musk disassociate himself from Trump he cannot revamp his Tesla car sales. He has earned enough hate within the US and outside at large.
即便现在马斯克与特朗普划清界限,也挽救不了特斯拉销量,他在美国内外都已积怨甚深。
@austinsy8056
Imagine having so much money you don't even give it out to poor people in America... that's elon musk �� the richest man in the world and he could solve most of the poverty in the usa yet chooses not too!!!
想象一下坐拥巨额财富却不愿分给美国穷人...这就是埃隆·马斯克。世界首富本可以解决美国的多数贫困问题,但他却选择袖手旁观!!!
@fitzbarbel
Musk looks weird, like he has been scrubbed hard with carbolic soap. To me though, he reminds me of the moment in the film 'Dark Star' where the crew 'resurrect' their dead Captain from the Cryogenic Freezer. Musk looks like the 'dead' Captain, less the wires & terminals round his head, of course.
马斯克看起来怪怪的,像被石炭酸皂狠狠擦洗过,这让我想起电影《黑暗之星》里船员从冷冻舱"复活"死去的船长那一幕。马斯克就像那个"死去"的船长——当然头上没那些电线接头。
@jasonapplebaum9871
Why do people who snuggle up to Trump ever think they will be the exception. Trump throws everyone under the bus eventually.
为什么亲近特朗普的人总觉得自己会是例外?特朗普最终会把所有人都扔到车轮底下。
@sweet467
I've heard that "Social Security 'will be using X to communicate' moving forward. In 2025, the Social Security Administration (SSA) is reportedly shifting its official communications to X (formerly Twitter). This means that official announcements, press releases, and upxes will no longer be primarily posted on the SSA's website, but instead on the X platform. This decision has sparked some controversy, particularly among those who believe it could make important information inaccessible to a wider audience."
据悉"社保局未来将改用X平台(原推特)发布官方通讯"。2025年起,社保局官方声明、新闻稿和更新将主要发布在X平台而非官网。该决定引发了争议,有人认为这会阻碍公众获取重要信息。
@Peter-vg6tv
I wish you the best of luck to finding people that are willing to communicate to an office job in europe. I'd personally never accept anything below 30 vacation days and 100% remote. This is standard here. Noone will accept anything else. It's so simple.
祝你们在欧洲找到愿意坐班的人好运。我个人绝不接受少于30天年假且非完全远程的工作。这里这是标配,没有人会接受其他条件,就这么简单。
@Pawny1-r1z
It breaks my heart to see the Grifter in Chief and the Musky-rat doggy style, breaking apart at the bloated seams.
看到"骗子头子"和"马斯克鼠"狼狈为奸最终分崩离析,真令人心碎。
@148.gforlife6
Trump befriend Elon and kept his enemies close. Trump let everyone know what he thought outside of the White House. Trump used him.
特朗普结交马斯克是为了"亲近敌人"。他在白宫外放话让所有人知道想法,特朗普利用了他。
@zackdreamcast
It's not punitive tariffs on China it's punitive to all Americans that buy items made in China which is tons and tons of goods. It's a punishment on US! Call it what it is.
这不是对中国的惩罚性关税——而是惩罚所有购买中国商品的美国人,毕竟中国商品无处不在。这是在惩罚美国!我实话实说罢了。
@fatmaally2076
He isn't loser he help people l just want to tell him to take 1 trillion dollar for himself and not to do without anything because he deserves it please Elon take 1 trillion they don't see your value.
他不是输家,他帮助过人们。我只想告诉他:拿1万亿美元给自己吧,别亏待自己,这是你应得的。求你了,埃隆,拿走1万亿,他们不懂你的价值。
@benjaminstubblefield2637
A PhD from Harvard may actually be a handicap. The word, 'Commencement' means you start life & really start to learn. They are arrogant & believe the hype! They think they are done learning & know everything, when what is true is that they will get jobs because the prestige of the University means they had an opportunity to get a good education. Another, less well known school, may have a better department in a particular field. In 10 years, the graduate of the lesser known school may have become very proficient in the field, while the Harvard graduate may have stagnated, because they graduated from Harvard, and they know everything! They are just like anybody else. Governors Abbot & Desantis don't have Common Sense. Risking their own liability, they committed 4th degree Kidnapping, sending immigrants who lawfully entered the US across State lines under false pretenses! Pretty stupid & I don't care where you graduated!
哈佛博士可能反而是种阻碍。"毕业典礼"本意是人生才刚开始学习,但他们却傲慢地相信炒作!自以为学成毕业,无所不知,而事实不过是名校光环让他们获得了好的工作机会。某些不知名学校的特定专业可能更优秀。十年后,普通学校的毕业生可能成为领域内的专家,而哈佛毕业生可能停滞不前——就因为他们毕业于哈佛,自以为什么都懂!州长阿博特和德桑蒂斯就缺乏常识——他们冒着法律风险,用欺骗手段将合法入境的移民送往其他州,这构成了四级绑架罪!这太愚蠢了,谁在乎你从哪里毕业!
@naheemhussainuk
Kudos to Elon for investing all his money into two failing companies. He trusts his vision to cut deficits, just as he's committed to reducing national debt through DOGE. Unlike most, he's willing to give everything to turn things around.
为埃隆点赞——他把全部身家押在两个濒危的企业上了。他相信自己的愿景能削减赤字,就像他通过政府效率部减少国债的承诺那样。与多数人不同,他愿意倾其所有扭转局面。
@johnj4Clim8
Take Down Tesla is still going and invites more participation and support. Keep the pressure on. Thank you for your action! This is what democracy looks like.
"抵制特斯拉"的行动仍在继续,诚邀更多人参与支持。保持压力,感谢你们的行动!这才是民主的模样。
@patilssandeep
Trump could single handedly bring about the fall of America if his irrational behavior continues. Better start a Federal Impeachment process ASAP.
若特朗普继续疯狂行事,他可能凭一己之力毁掉美国,最好尽快启动联邦弹劾程序。
@PaulAWheeler-q6v
All this I'm sorry act is self preservation on musk's part he's releases now he's back the wrong horse in this race and now it's turned around a bit him . Elon anything you touch from now on will fail.
马斯克这番"道歉"纯属自保,他现在意识到自己押错宝了,结果反噬自身。埃隆,今后你碰什么都会失败。
@JoshKasson
This video is outrageous. How can anybody who lives in America actively hope for our president to Fail! Who cares what party he is part of! All i know is i may not like the guy, but i love our country and if he succeeds then we all prosper! I may not even agree with anything he does but it's so soon into this administration that I hope the things he does brings some sort of gain to our country because we have become the laughing stock of the whole world and everyone even our closest allies have been actively using us and taking our tax dollars when we have so many problems that need adressed here!
这个视频太离谱了!一个美国人怎么能盼着自己的总统失败?管他什么党派!我只知道就算不喜欢这个人,但如果他成功,国家就能繁荣!我可能不认同他的做法,但新政府才上任不久,我仍然希望他的政策对国家有利——我们已成为全球笑柄,连最亲密的盟友都在利用我们、榨取税款,而国内还有那么多问题亟待解决!