特朗普无耻地为特斯拉站台，再向加拿大加征更多关税，股市遭遇重创
Trump Shamelessly Shills for Tesla, Hurls More Tariffs at Canada & Stock Market Suffers Bigly
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特朗普宣布对所有进入美国的加拿大钢铁加征25%的关税，继续坚持要将加拿大变成美国的第51个州，股市今天再次下跌，白宫新闻秘书卡罗琳·莱维特声称这是因为我们处于过渡期，MAGA媒体不遗余力地试图为特朗普摧毁经济辩护，拉拉·特朗普提供了一些“历史视角”，埃隆·马斯克度过了一个艰难的一周，因为特斯拉股票创下五年来的最大跌幅，特朗普宣布他将购买一辆特斯拉，并在白宫外为其做了一个完全免费的广告，他继续追求购买格陵兰岛的计划，我们也走上街头，看看人们对那颗病毒式传播的19美元草莓的看法，其实那只是我们在Ralph''''s市场买的普通草莓。
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Trump announced an additional 25% tariff on all Canadian steel coming into the United States, keeps doubling down on wanting to make Canada our 51st state, the stock market was down again today, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt claims it’s because we are in a period of transition, the MAGA media is bending over backwards to try and spin the fact that Trump is crashing the economy, Lara Trump provides some “historical perspective,” Elon Musk is having a heck of a week as Tesla stock had it’s biggest drop in five years, Trump announced that he will be buying a Tesla and did a big commercial for them today absolutely free outside of the White House, his quest continues to buy Greenland, and we head out onto the street to see what people think of the viral $19 strawberry that is actually just a regular one we bought at Ralph’s market.
特朗普宣布对所有进入美国的加拿大钢铁加征25%的关税，继续坚持要将加拿大变成美国的第51个州，股市今天再次下跌，白宫新闻秘书卡罗琳·莱维特声称这是因为我们处于过渡期，MAGA媒体不遗余力地试图为特朗普摧毁经济辩护，拉拉·特朗普提供了一些“历史视角”，埃隆·马斯克度过了一个艰难的一周，因为特斯拉股票创下五年来的最大跌幅，特朗普宣布他将购买一辆特斯拉，并在白宫外为其做了一个完全免费的广告，他继续追求购买格陵兰岛的计划，我们也走上街头，看看人们对那颗病毒式传播的19美元草莓的看法，其实那只是我们在Ralph's市场买的普通草莓。
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I apologize to all Canadians. Over half of USA’s population are embarrassed by all the insanity.
我向所有加拿大人道歉。美国超过一半的人口对这一切疯狂的事情感到尴尬。
I found out today that Musk only owns about 20% of Tesla- I imagine the other stockholders are livid.
今天我才知道马斯克仅拥有特斯拉大约20%的股份——我想其他股东一定非常愤怒。
I have the feeling Canada will rather face outrages tariffs or even stop trade altogether with USA then become 51 state.
我感觉加拿大宁愿面对严重的关税，甚至与美国完全停止贸易，也不愿成为第51个州。
A strong man doesn't attack the elderly, the disabled, the weaker people, smaller countries nor use religion to turn people's pain into hate. Those are the acts of an insecure coward.
一个强者不会攻击老人、残疾人、弱者、较小的国家，也不会利用宗教把人们的痛苦转化为仇恨。这些都是不安的懦夫的行为。
I've never seen or heard of a more ridiculous excuse for a man than Mike Johnson. How unlucky America has become with Johnson as Speaker of the House.
我从未见过或听说过像迈克·约翰逊这样荒谬的借口做男人。美国在约翰逊担任众议院议长时，真是太不幸了。
over 50 Million Americans with a 'functioning brain' woke up and chose this guy. The Great Regression of USA.
超过5000万有“正常思维”的美国人醒来后选择了这个人。美国的伟大倒退。
I still don’t understand how it is possible someone can tell so many lies and do so many weird things and get away with it. There are so many things I don’t understand about the USA.. Strange country.
我仍然不理解，为什么有人能说这么多谎话，做这么多怪异的事情却能逃避责任。我对美国有很多不理解的地方……真是个奇怪的国家。
0:56 A US president saying they would like to make a sovereign nation a subordinate state is not only disrespectful but a threatened declaration of war, just ask Ukraine.
0:56 美国总统说他们想让一个主权国家成为附属国，这不仅是不尊重，而且是宣战的威胁，问问乌克兰就知道了。
I'm surprised to Trump buying an EV, considering he produces so much gas.
我很惊讶特朗普会买一辆电动汽车，考虑到他生产了那么多汽油。
One of your best shows I've seen. Thanks for bringing truth to power.
这是我看过的最好的节目之一。感谢你为权力带来真相。
Such a conflict of interest a USA president advertising for sales promotions for his buddy billionaire, also electric cars which he hates talking out of both sides of his mouth.
美国总统为他的亿万富翁朋友做销售促销广告，真是利益冲突，而且还是电动汽车，他一边不愿谈论这些，真是左右言辞。
Massive Peaceful Protest This Friday the 14th at all Capitals across the country! Spread the word!!!
本周五14号，全国各地的州首府将举行大规模和平抗议！请大家传播这个消息！！！
Funny thing is, that non of the other nations pays the taxes for exporting any goods.
The taxes have to be paid by american industry to import them. And guess who is paying for this in the end.
有趣的是，其他国家并不为出口商品支付税费。税费必须由美国的工业支付来进口这些商品。最后，猜猜谁在为此买单。
6:50 What happens the law that said that federal workers and civil servants could not promote products or brands while in the federal government?? so we just don’t have laws anymore. Is that correct? We just don’t have laws against anyone who actually commits a crime?
Every 31 seconds someone still goes to prison for petty marijuana possession when they have not committed a crime in the first place. But murderers, frauds and actual criminals and rapists don’t suffer any criminal penalties whatsoever??? I got the message, Mr. President. Don’t have laws anymore because we are no longer a nation of laws.
6:50 说到那条法律，规定联邦工作人员和公务员在政府工作期间不能推广产品或品牌，怎么现在就没有法律了？难道我们现在没有法律了吗？没有法律来惩罚那些真正犯罪的人了吗？ 每31秒就有一个人因为轻微的大麻持有罪被送进监狱，而他们根本没有犯罪。但是那些谋杀犯、骗子、真正的罪犯和强奸犯却没有受到任何刑事处罚？？？我明白了，总统先生。我们已经不再是一个有法律的国家了
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Is there a team of writers for this program, right? Jokes are great and brilliant. i’m not from US and this is the only comedy show that I can understand fully and enjoy, Jimmy speaks very clearly and funny and is a great performer.
Thank you all for bringing joy to our lives.
这个节目有一支编剧团队，对吧？笑话太棒了，简直是天才。我不是美国人，这是唯一一个我能完全理解并享受的喜剧节目，Jimmy说话清晰又有趣，真是个伟大的表演者。
感谢你们所有人给我们的生活带来欢乐。
It's easy to fool people. It's harder to convince them they've been fooled.
愚弄人很容易。说服他们自己被愚弄才难。
Australia just copped 25% tariff on our steel and aluminium. What additional tariffs and sanction has Trump added to Russia……zero.
Jeez we fought wars together…..so much for our free trade agreement and being friends!
澳大利亚刚刚被加征了25%的钢铁和铝材关税。特朗普对俄罗斯加征了什么额外的关税和制裁……零。
天啊，我们曾一起打过战争……自由贸易协议和友谊到底算什么！
Tariffs just announced here in Australia on Steel and aluminium. Our weak sob of a PM doesn’t intend to retaliate. So mad at both leaders.
澳大利亚刚刚宣布对钢铁和铝材加征关税。我们软弱的总理不打算报复。我对两个领导人都很生气。
Canada please take California. I need universal healthcare.
加拿大，请接管加利福尼亚。我需要全民医保。
For 20$ you can buy a strawberry plant. If you’re lucky, you might get a mother strawberry plant. If so. The mother plant will spread out. Making more strawberry plants.
花20美元你可以买一棵草莓苗。如果幸运的话，你可能会得到一棵母草莓苗。如果是的话，母苗会向四周扩展，长出更多的草莓苗。
If he took possession of that vehicle he had to spend his personal money. If it was gifted to him in any way it belongs to the Country. The pseudo commercial for Tesla was also illegal.
如果他接管了那辆车，他就得花自己的钱。如果它是以任何方式赠送给他的，那它应该属于国家。特斯拉的伪商业广告也是非法的。
And what about the citizens of the USA? Will he also support other companies—especially small businesses? Is this actually fulfilling his official duties? Is this what a president's daily life looks like? What nepotism! Shame!
那么美国的公民呢？他是否也会支持其他公司——尤其是小企业？这算是履行他的官方职责吗？这就是总统的日常生活吗？这种裙带关系！真丢脸！
Yeah, we have literally tons of USA strawberries at record low prices rotting on our store shelves in Canada right now because nobody is willing to buy them at any price.
Hopefully we'll be friends again one day, but you're going to have to earn it.
是的，我们现在在加拿大的商店货架上有大量美国草莓，以创纪录的低价腐烂，因为没人愿意以任何价格购买它们。希望有一天我们能重新成为朋友，但你们得证明自己。
When are the Democrats going to actually do something? Civil disobedience? Something ? It's ok us keep moaning but where's the action ? Where are the people on the streets ? Americans you can't just stand for this. You can't just sit back and hope for the best.
民主党什么时候真的采取行动？公民抗命？做点什么？我们不断抱怨，但行动在哪里？人们在哪里上街？美国人，你们不能就这样站着不动。不能只是坐着等着好运降临。
What a bunch of crazies. Can you believe we are dealing with this today??? Very sad for USA
真是一群疯子。你能相信我们今天居然还要应付这些事吗？？对美国来说真是太悲哀了。
Cyber trucks are oulawed in England because there's no physical mechanical parts between the steering wheels and the drivetrain. The body is all metal so any accident may cause injuries. The front lights aren't compartmentalized for different beems another illegal aspect. I'm glad because England's roads can be real narrow and that truck is big.
在英国，特斯拉皮卡被禁止，因为它们的方向盘和驱动系统之间没有物理机械部件。车身全是金属，所以任何事故都有可能造成伤害。前灯没有分区，不适应不同的光束，这是另一个非法的方面。我很高兴，因为英国的道路可以非常狭窄，而那辆皮卡车太大了。
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Many double blind studies on wine showed that sommeliers are mostly inventing wine flavors, and could often not even discern red and white wine when blinded. No one wants to believe it. Because they love to believe in the magic of expensive wine.
很多关于葡萄酒的双盲实验显示，侍酒师大多数时候都是在编造葡萄酒的味道，而且当蒙眼测试时，他们常常分不清红酒和白酒。没人愿意相信这一点，因为他们喜欢相信昂贵葡萄酒的魔力。
This whole administration would make up a good comedy sketch, except it's real and destroying the Country.
I voted against these morons but woke up the next morning in Bizzaro Land.
这个政府简直就像一个好的喜剧小品，除了它是真的，而且正在摧毁国家。
我投票反对这些傻瓜，但第二天醒来却发现自己处于一个倒错的世界。
How to go from a healthy economy to a financial disaster in just 7 weeks? Reelect Donald Trump.
如何在短短七周内从健康的经济走向金融灾难？重新选举唐纳德·特朗普。
Canadians love these tariffs. It's like someone trying stab us with the hilt while gripping the blade.
加拿大人喜欢这些关税。这就像有人试图用刀柄刺我们，同时却抓住了刀刃。
The food test would have been funnier if they said the actual $19 strawberries were worse. I guess a basket of $19 strawberries would be too expensive for the skit, though.
如果他们说19美元一篮的草莓更糟糕，那场食物测试会更有趣。我猜一篮19美元的草莓可能对小品来说太贵了。
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Canada is a beautiful country why would they want to be america
加拿大是个美丽的国家，为什么他们想要成为美国的一部分呢？
The US government needs to step in before it’s too late. Remove this man out of the white house
美国政府需要在为时已晚之前介入。把这个人从白宫赶出去。
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It makes me so happy that trump watches the late night hosts roast him every night and I know it hurts his fragile, weak, tiny mushroom shaped ego.
我真的很高兴特朗普每天晚上看深夜主持人讽刺他，我知道这伤害了他那脆弱、虚弱、微小的蘑菇形状的自尊心。
We had a similar problem in the UK without Prime minister Theresa May. She crashed the stop market caused everyone's mortgages to go up prices to go up rents to go up. Her economic policies left a huge hole in government finances which we the public will be paying for for years to come.
This same fate is befalling America The difference is that our system in the UK meant that the party governs the UK, not the Prime minister. So the party got rid of her in less than 30 days.
我们在英国也遇到过类似的问题，就是没有首相特蕾莎·梅的情况。她让股市崩盘，导致大家的房贷、物价、租金都上涨。她的经济政策在政府财务上留下了一个巨大的漏洞，而这些都是我们公众未来几年要为之买单的。
同样的命运也降临到了美国，唯一不同的是，英国的体制意味着是党派在治理英国，而不是首相。所以在不到30天的时间里，党派就把她给赶下台了。
I don't know about that specific brand of Japanese strawberry, but one of their most popular brands comes from a plant they cloned - each plant is a clone of the original one that took them about 13 years to create.
我不太清楚那个特定品牌的日本草莓，但他们最受欢迎的品牌之一来自一种克隆植物——每一株植物都是原始植物的克隆，而创造这个植物他们花了大约13年的时间。
It's shocking how easily we can be manipulated.
It's like bottled water, which has a different value depending on where you buy it.
We actually know that it's the same that we could get cheaper elsewhere, yet we still buy it at a higher price like it would add more value to it.
令人震惊的是，我们是多么容易被操控。就像瓶装水一样，它的价值因购买地点不同而不同。我们其实知道，它在其他地方可以更便宜地买到，但我们还是愿意以更高的价格买，就像它的价值因此增加了一样。
Fun fact, it's the same thing with wine. People react to it based on how much they thought it was worth instead of recognizing it was white wine with red food dye
有趣的是，酒也有同样的情况。人们对酒的反应往往是基于他们认为它值多少钱，而不是意识到它可能只是白葡萄酒加了红色食用色素。
Stop the steel. The european defence industry is booming and now we have a cheap source of steel and aluminium from canada for all our new planes and missiles. Thanks Donald.
停止钢铁政策。欧洲防务产业正在蓬勃发展，而我们现在从加拿大获得便宜的钢铁和铝材，用于生产新的飞机和导弹。感谢唐纳德。
Every morning, I’m watching you and make me happy to watch you every morning. You are great just keep doing what you’re doing. We love you.
每天早上，我都在看你，让我每天早上都感到高兴。你真棒，继续做你正在做的事，我们都爱你。
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In Japanese culture, people give perfect fruits as a sign of love and respect. They have been doing it for decades. It is not a big deal.
在日本文化中，人们赠送完美的水果作为爱与尊重的象征。几十年来，他们一直这么做。这并不是什么大不了的事。
The Strawberry experiment is actually crucial to understand what is happening right now. It shows clearly as sunlight the power of self-delusion. The only cure for this is a little humbleness and a certain love for the truth. Raretis nowdays
草莓实验实际上对理解当前发生的事情至关重要。它清楚地展示了自我欺骗的力量。唯一的解药是一点谦逊和对真理的爱，现在这种品质很稀缺。
Ok, this joke about making Canada the 51st state has gone on long enough. At this point he CAN'T be serious right? There's no way he really believes it right?
关于让加拿大成为第51个州的玩笑已经够久了。现在他不可能真的相信吧？他真的是认真的吗？
Just add some words or a celebrity to tell a story about a product to make it more expensive. That does NOT change the actual product being sold. If a company ties a celebrity to a hamburger, wow! We are literally falling into idiocracy. To see a chef fall victim to that is priceless.
只要加上一些词语或者名人来讲述产品的故事，就能让它变得更贵。但这并没有改变实际售卖的产品。如果公司把名人和汉堡挂钩，哇！我们真的是掉进了愚蠢的陷阱。看到一位厨师也成为了受害者，真是无价。
No, it’s a shakedown not a shake up and we are not gonna believe this after we had to live 40 years of piss on me economics
不，这是敲诈，不是改革。在我们经历了40年糟糕经济之后，我们是不会相信这些的。
In some clips, the prices of the vehicles are shown and the Tesla Mr. Orange chose was the cheapest model at about $60,000 when the rest were all over $100,000. Cheapskate to the core.
在一些片段中，展示了不同车型的价格，特斯拉Mr. Orange选择的是最便宜的型号，大约60,000美元，而其他车型都超过了100,000美元。彻头彻尾的吝啬。
The strawberry experiment just proves the psychological impact of marketing. It’s essentially, the placebo effect. Tell them it’s expensive, and their brains make them think it’s magically delicious! Even the chef was fooled!
草莓实验只证明了营销的心理影响。它本质上是安慰剂效应。告诉他们它贵，他们的大脑就会让他们认为它味道绝佳！连厨师也被愚弄了！
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Tariffs on Australia now,Trump forgets that the most important US intelligence facility outside the US is in Australia, we should turn the lights off
现在对澳大利亚征收关税，特朗普忘了最重要的美国情报设施在美国以外的地方是在澳大利亚，我们应该关灯。
I don't understand why candidate Trump was the best man Republicans can find to represent them, and my political spectrum is closer to the Republican side.
我不明白为什么特朗普作为候选人是共和党能找到的最佳人选，而我的政治立场更偏向共和党。
Japan also has 500$ white strawberries... It's extremely opulent and stupid. In fact, I would say you just decorating your toilet bowl.
日本也有500美元的白草莓……这既奢华又愚蠢。事实上，我会说你只是在装饰你的马桶。
Our Constitution and Canada Constitution are almost a mirror image of each other. Neither of our Constitutions never had a one political faction rules all on the table from day one. In layman terms both of our country's where never wired for a one political faction rules all government. Thank God in this country we have this second amendment in this country, because our drafters of our Constitution predicted this time in America someday a coming.
我们的宪法和加拿大的宪法几乎是镜像一样的。我们两个国家的宪法从一开始就没有设定一个政治派别主导的局面。通俗地说，我们两个国家从来就没有为一个政党主导的政府设计过。感谢上帝，在这个国家我们有第二修正案，因为我们宪法的起草者预见到有一天美国会迎来这样的时刻。
These are best strawberries in the word, and let me tell you, I know more about strawberries than anybody else! My gardener and he is the best gardener in the world, he always says how smat I am and how much I know about strawberries! These are great strawberries! The only way to make this strawberries better, is to produce them here in America.
这些是世界上最好的草莓，让我告诉你，我比任何人都懂草莓！我的园丁，他是世界上最棒的园丁，他总是说我有多聪明，知道多少关于草莓的事情！这些是伟大的草莓！让这些草莓变得更好的唯一方法，就是在美国生产它们。
You can tell a lot about the background of this regime that they refer to playing cards and pool. There is a difference between a shakeup and a shakedown. Next step will be to ban the words transition, transparent and transatlantic.
你可以从这个政权的背景中看出很多东西，他们提到打扑克牌和玩台球。改革和敲诈是有区别的。下一步可能是禁止使用“过渡”、“透明”和“跨大西洋”这些词。
In fairness same basket has berries that are not all the same quality from same source. Of course. But free comedy is delicious always!
公平地说，同一篮子里的莓果质量并不完全相同，当然是这样的。但是免费喜剧总是美味的！
If we didn’t have late night, talk show hosts like Jimmy making us laugh… I think we’d all be crying. Living through four years of Trump is going to be very difficult. This is when I’m glad I live in the UK.
如果没有像吉米这样的深夜脱口秀主持人让我们笑一笑……我觉得我们都该哭了。经历了四年的特朗普统治会非常艰难。这时候我很庆幸自己住在英国。
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People worried about grocery prices who cannot tell the difference between normal and overpriced strawberries. That's weirdly like not tasting the difference between cats and dogs.
那些担心杂货价格却分不清普通草莓和过高价格草莓的人，真是让人觉得奇怪。这就像分不清猫和狗一样。
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Eggs in Northern California cost $8.12. You save $0.00 67.7 ¢/count $0.68 cents each at Walmart. If that's not price gouging, I don't know what is. The price of eggs is outrageous, but the price of chicken is the same as it was before. Was I not supposed to notice this?
北加州的鸡蛋价格是8.12美元。你在沃尔玛节省了0.00 67.7¢/个，每个节省0.68美分。如果这不是价格敲诈，我不知道什么是。鸡蛋价格离谱，但鸡肉价格和以前一样。我是不是不应该注意到这一点？