我听说这种西瓜在中国相当流行，所以我花22欧元买了一个，可是它居然炸了
We brought our watermelon home from the grocery store and placed it on the kitchen counter. Some time later, she started foaming
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网友：我们从杂货店把西瓜带回家，放在厨房的柜台上。过了一会儿，她开始起泡。在谷歌上搜索后，我们发现我们必须立即把它从房子里拿出来，因为它可能会因发酵而爆炸......
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We brought our watermelon home from the grocery store and placed it on the kitchen counter. Some time later, she started foaming
Searching on Google, we discovered that we had to take her out of the house immediately, because she risked exploding due to the fermentation. We placed it in a plastic bag and carefully lowered it into our outdoor bin. This morning we realized that it had exploded and made a hole in the bottom of the bin. There were maggots everywhere.
I had no idea this was possible, so I'd rather share the information!
我们从杂货店把西瓜带回家，放在厨房的柜台上。过了一会儿，她开始起泡
在谷歌上搜索后，我们发现我们必须立即把它从房子里拿出来，因为它可能会因发酵而爆炸。我们把它放在一个塑料袋里，小心翼翼地放进了我们的室外垃圾桶。今天早上，我们意识到它已经爆炸了，垃圾桶底部被炸出了一个洞。到处都是蛆虫。
我不知道这是可能的，所以我宁愿分享这些信息！
We brought our watermelon home from the grocery store and placed it on the kitchen counter. Some time later, she started foaming
Searching on Google, we discovered that we had to take her out of the house immediately, because she risked exploding due to the fermentation. We placed it in a plastic bag and carefully lowered it into our outdoor bin. This morning we realized that it had exploded and made a hole in the bottom of the bin. There were maggots everywhere.
I had no idea this was possible, so I'd rather share the information!
我们从杂货店把西瓜带回家，放在厨房的柜台上。过了一会儿，她开始起泡
在谷歌上搜索后，我们发现我们必须立即把它从房子里拿出来，因为它可能会因发酵而爆炸。我们把它放在一个塑料袋里，小心翼翼地放进了我们的室外垃圾桶。今天早上，我们意识到它已经爆炸了，垃圾桶底部被炸出了一个洞。到处都是蛆虫。
我不知道这是可能的，所以我宁愿分享这些信息！
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Oh god, with everything going on, now we have to add exploding watermelons to the list! I can’t take it anymore.
哦天啊，事情这么多，现在我们还得把爆炸西瓜加到名单上！我受不了了。
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Guys, go easy on watermelons. They don’t have an easy life and are the fruit most likely to die from gunshot wounds, being injected with alcohol and being intentionally deformed by people who think it’s fun to make them grow square!
大家对西瓜手下留情吧。它们的生活不容易，最容易因枪伤、注射酒精或被那些觉得让它们长成方形有趣的人故意变形而死去！
You forgot about those that have had holes drilled into em before they're warmed up by single guys who can't get laid (not that I've done it but have thought about it)l
你忘了那些被钻孔然后被单身汉加热的西瓜了（不是说我做过这种事，只是想过）。
Ryan, time for you to go home now…
瑞安，是时候回家了……
Eww, gross!
恶心，真恶心！
Also hit with Hammers during comedy shows.
还在喜剧表演中被锤子敲打。
Bifurcated with rubber bands.
用橡皮筋分裂。
Arggghhhhhh!!
啊啊啊啊啊！！
Covid, Trump, a president too old, foaming watermelons… perhaps there is a common pattern of decay
新冠、特朗普、一个太老的总统、起泡的西瓜……也许存在一种共同的衰退模式
Yeah, and they’re out to get you!= They’re not just the big fat happy jolly picnic fruit. They must be treated right! Don’t ever forget about even a small piece in your car in the summer for a long time. Your car will never smell the same. Been there done that.
是的，它们还会找上你！ 它们不仅仅是那种胖胖的野餐水果。它们必须得到正确的对待！不要在夏天把哪怕是小块的西瓜放在车里很长时间。你的车再也不会闻起来和以前一样。经历过这种事。
That’s funny because I left some Lobster Mac and cheese in the fridge and forgot. It leaked and then we had to dismantle the whole thing and clean it out. Better, but I swear I’m always going to smell it. No more seafood for me.
这很有趣，因为我把一些龙虾通心粉放在冰箱里忘了。它漏了，然后我们不得不拆开整个冰箱并清理干净。好了，但我发誓我总是能闻到那股味。以后不吃海鲜了。
I hear you, friend!
我懂你，朋友！
Put open box of baking soda in fridge and/or also a few bricketts of grilling charcoal (leave sitting open in a small dish) in the fridge to absorb orders. Seriously. For dummies, no DO NOT light the charcoal!
在冰箱里放一个打开的苏打粉盒和/或几块烤肉用木炭（放在一个小碟子里开着）以吸收气味。说真的。对于傻子，绝对不要点燃木炭！
Now this is just me but if I was in possession of such an item, I would have firstly put it in a spot safe distance from harming anything then, I would have set up a time lapse camera to capture the event! Yes, I know, I clearly have too much time on my hands!
这只是我的想法，如果我有这样的物品，我会首先把它放在一个安全的地方，然后设置一个延时摄像头来捕捉事件！是的，我知道，我显然有太多时间了！
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That is OK, I'm with you Reynaud.
没关系，我支持你，瑞诺。
Apparently, I do too.
显然，我也是。
When I was in college, one of the girls who lived across the hall from me bought a watermelon because she wanted to make a “drunk watermelon” for a party. For some reason, that didn’t happen; and she went home for a long weekend. The watermelon exploded while she was gone, and my oh my did she catch hell from the head resident!
当我在大学时，住在我对面的一个女孩买了一个西瓜，因为她想为派对做一个“醉西瓜”。由于某种原因，这件事没能实现；她去家里待了一个长周末。西瓜在她不在的时候爆炸了，她可是从宿舍长那里挨了不少责备！
Brilliant seed dispersal method
绝妙的种子传播方法
THANK YOU, glad it didn’t explode in your house!
谢谢，幸好它没有在你家里爆炸！
Or your Toyota yaris.
或者你的丰田雅力士里。
We had a watermelon explode in our house. The kitchen was pink.
我们家有一个西瓜爆炸了。厨房变成了粉红色。
Watermelons aren’t the only pink things exploding this summer.
这个夏天爆炸的粉红色东西不仅仅是西瓜。
Thanks for sharing…
谢谢分享……
Cutting in to four pieces would have done to silence it. Multiple punctures would have reduced the pressure.
把它切成四块可以让它安静下来。多个孔洞可以减少压力。
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Didn’t think to cut it in half huh?
没想到把它切成两半？
All the maggots would have escaped into the kitchen. Ewwwww
所有的蛆都会跑到厨房里。恶心！
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It's more likely that the exploded watermelon attracted the maggots than the maggots being inside the watermelon beforehand.
爆炸的西瓜更有可能吸引了蛆，而不是蛆事先就在西瓜里。
Probably afraid of it exploding on them if they tried to cut it. Though maybe poking it with a skewer could have relieved the building pressure inside it.
可能害怕切的时候它会爆炸。不过，也许用串子戳一下可以缓解里面的压力。
Sounds like a good way to skewer your ceiling…
听起来像是一个很好的方法来刺穿你的天花板……
Maybe “she" had an argument with the cucumber on the produce rack at the store…. She couldn't stand the pressure any longer.
也许“她”和商店货架上的黄瓜吵架了……她再也承受不住压力了。
Do only female watermelons explode?
只有雌性西瓜会爆炸吗？
The male watermelon told her to "calm down"
雄性西瓜告诉她“冷静点”
Lol
哈哈
Meanwhile, he just fizzeled away.
与此同时，他只是渐渐消失了。
The reason it could be a male watermelon is our gender’s preference for fermented beverages is beer. At least whenever we regurgitate foam it’s usually due to a few too many beers. Popular girl drinks like Martinis and cosmopolitans don’t react in that way.
西瓜可能是雄性的原因是我们性别偏爱发酵饮料是啤酒。至少我们反胃泡沫的时候通常是因为喝了太多啤酒。像马蒂尼酒和宇宙鸡尾酒这样的流行女性饮品不会有这种反应。
It is always the females that explode. It was probably that time of month for the watermelon.
总是雌性西瓜爆炸。可能是那个时候在月经期。
I think that's a trans watermelon
我认为那是一个跨性别西瓜
they are divided into two exact genders.
他们被分为两个确切的性别。
Only 2, are you sure?
只有两种，你确定吗？
I think it was translated from French because watermelon is feminine in French and is referred to as she.
我认为这是从法语翻译过来的，因为在法语中，西瓜是阴性并且被称为“她”。
I’ve heard of a cherry bomb. Never this.
我听说过樱桃炸弹。没听说过这个。
My first job in high school (1973) was a produce clerk in a grocery store. When watermelons were in season we would get them in wooden crates 4’ on a side. Each day I had to walk around each crate and look for puddles in the floor. That was an indication that there was a bad watermelon in the crate. I would have to VERY CAREFULLY take the melons out one at a time until I found the bad melon (or melons, as when one went bad there was usually a couple more). I would VERY CAREFULLY carry them to the back produce room and set them in the chute that fed our industrial garbage disposal, then tap the far end of the melon with a machete. The end of the melon would EXPLOSIVELY BURST! If I did it right, the putrefaction would shoot straight into the disposal. If I messed up, well, let’s just say I had to go home and change clothes. another memory. Once the produce manager ordered a half semi trailer load of potatoes. When the truck arrived, we found that a good portion of the taters were rotten. The driver gave us the whole semi trailer load for free. We forked them off the truck behind the store and rolled up two dumpsters. For several days, I sat on a mountain of potatoes throwing the bad ones in one dumpster and the good ones in the other. Rotten potatoes STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN. One day I went across the street to grab lunch at Carl’s Burgers. The manager came to my table and asked me to leave, because I smelled so bad, the other customers were complaining! Fun times!
我高中时的第一份工作（1973年）是杂货店的水果员。当西瓜季节到来时，我们会收到四面长4英尺的木箱。每天我都要绕着每个箱子走，看看地板上是否有水。这是箱子里有坏西瓜的标志。我必须非常小心地一个一个取出西瓜，直到找到坏的西瓜（或者几个，因为一个坏了通常还会有几个）。我会非常小心地把它们带到后面的水果室，放在喂入工业垃圾处理器的槽里，然后用砍刀轻轻敲击西瓜的远端。西瓜的一端会爆炸性地破裂！如果我做对了，腐败物质会直接射入处理器。如果我搞砸了，嗯，就这样说吧，我得回家换衣服。另一个回忆。有一次水果经理订购了一半的半挂车装土豆。当卡车到达时，我们发现很大一部分土豆已经腐烂。司机把整车的土豆都免费送给我们了。我们把土豆从卡车上卸下来，推了两个垃圾桶。几天时间，我坐在一堆土豆上，把坏的丢进一个垃圾桶，把好的丢进另一个垃圾桶。腐烂的土豆臭得要命。一天我去对面的卡尔汉堡店吃午饭。经理来到我的桌子旁，要求我离开，因为我味道太难闻了，其他顾客都在抱怨！有趣的时光！
Her? You cannot simply assume the gender of a watermelon in this day and age!..
她？在这个时代你不能仅仅假设西瓜的性别！
FYI to all the people out there watermelon do not produce maggots. This post is an outright lie. They wiped the foamy soap off and ate the watermelon end of story
给大家提供一下信息，西瓜不会产生蛆。这篇帖子完全是谎言。他们擦去了泡沫的肥皂，然后吃了西瓜，就这样。
Ah now, you been listening to ho K hairy ass.
哦，现在你在听那些乱七八糟的东西。
It could attract maggots though. Nobody said it produced them.
不过它可能会吸引蛆。没人说它会产生蛆。
Funny story
有趣的故事
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Fruit rabies ! ! !
水果狂犬病！！！
How did you find out the watermelons gender?
你是怎么知道西瓜的性别的？
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Turn it over.
翻过来看看。
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It's melons!
那是西瓜！
I had this happen twice. I left the watermelon in my kitchen for about a week. Came home and heard hissing sounds the 1st time. For the 2nd time, I came home to a puddle of smelly liquid on the floor. Disgusting.
我遇到过这种情况两次。我把西瓜放在厨房里放了大约一周。第一次回来时听到嘶嘶声。第二次回来时，发现地上有一滩臭液体。恶心。
Blame the housekeeper.
怪清洁工吧。
Never knew this would happen
从没想到会发生这种事
How do you know that it's a she?
你怎么知道它是雌性的？
Are they listed under the second amendment?
它们列在第二修正案下吗？
I believe it is they/them. And now I’m triggered.
我认为是他们/它们。现在我被触发了。
It’s how the dinosaurs became extinct.
这就是恐龙灭绝的原因。
Swallered watermelons whole and exploded inside! Yep, that would do it!
吞下整个西瓜然后在内部爆炸！没错，那样就会这样！
Thank you for sharing this gross watermelon incident!
谢谢你分享这个恶心的西瓜事件！
She !!!! It’s a fucking water melon , you were going to chop it up and eat its guts .
她！！！！这是个他妈的西瓜，你本来是要切开吃掉它的内脏的。
kaboom
轰的一声
Fermenting? Does this mean we can make watermelon alcohol?!
发酵？这是否意味着我们可以做西瓜酒？！
Yes Preferably under non- MAGATy circumstances. Although, thisight explain a lot. Newly wedded Mr and Mrs Cowboy Watermelon check into the country hotel, explaining to the clerk that it's their honeymoon. The clerk.enquires “would you all like the Bridal Suite?” “Bridal, eh? Well, Nah”, replies Mr Cowboy Watermelon. “I'll just hold her down ’til she gets used to it.”
是的，最好在不发酵的情况下。不过，这可能解释了很多事情。新婚的西瓜牛仔先生和夫人入住了乡村酒店，向前台解释说这是他们的蜜月。前台问：“你们想要新婚套房吗？” “新婚套房？嗯，不需要，”西瓜牛仔先生回答说，“我会把她按住，直到她习惯为止。”
What exactly mad ethe watermelon explode?
到底是什么让西瓜爆炸了？
Wow ! Did not know that one. Think I will buy cut w/melons in future.
哇！没想到这个。以后我打算买切好的西瓜。
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Honestly, I would have liked to have seen it explode. That would have been AWESOME!!!
说实话，我想看看它爆炸的样子。那会很棒！！！
I recommend safety glasses and beware of flying seeds! Oh, also keep mouth closed to prevent maggot infestation of yourself or you might explode next! You'd no longer be equal then.
我推荐戴安全眼镜，并注意飞溅的种子！哦，还要闭上嘴巴，以防蛆感染你自己，否则你可能会下一个爆炸！那样你就不再平等了。
The maggots would tell me to Equalize-This!
蛆会告诉我去平衡这个！
I remember a late night Letterman episode where a staffer and Letterman went to the roof top of the Ed Sullivan theater and tossed all sorts of stuff on to the Street. Melons , frozen bags of ice along with TVs. Trashed the street. A bit off the thread, the guys on the cleaning crew had a long night.
我记得一次深夜的莱特曼节目中，一名工作人员和莱特曼去了爱德·沙利文剧院的屋顶，把各种东西扔到了街上。有西瓜、冰袋和电视机，把街道弄得一团糟。偏离话题，清洁队的人过了一个漫长的夜晚。
I forgot, he used a big hammer! And the audience loved getting splattered!
我忘了，他用了一把大锤！观众喜欢被溅得满身都是！
Why is this not apparent when you purchase it?
为什么购买时看不出来？
And now we have exploding female watermelons?
现在我们有爆炸的雌性西瓜？
She?
她？
Is she alright?
她还好吗？
Oo my! Thanks for the heads up! I'll pass it along!
哦，天哪！感谢提醒！我会传达下去的！
Bring it back
把它带回来
I’ve just developed a new phobia.
我刚刚得了一种新恐惧症。
I did have a watermelon explode on my kitchen counter- it was really messy
我确实在厨房柜台上有一个西瓜爆炸了——真的很乱
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the first question comes to my mind how do you know if the melon is a she ?
我脑海中的第一个问题是你怎么知道西瓜是雌性的？
Maybe the watermelon was epileptic
也许西瓜有癫痫病
Never heard it, new to me as somebody living in the tropics..thanks a lot.
从来没听说过，作为一个住在热带的人来说这是新鲜事..非常感谢。
I did not realize watermelons came as shes or hes. But then some people don't know what they are also. Maybe a she because of melons, a banana or cucumber, maybe a carrot too, I'll guess is a he….? Peaches, huum, nice round plump, ok, but then they are fuzzy balls so….
我没意识到西瓜有雌雄之分。但有些人也不知道自己是什么。也许是雌性因为是瓜类，香蕉或黄瓜，也许胡萝卜也是，我猜是雄性….？桃子，嗯，圆圆的，丰满的，好的，但它们是毛茸茸的球….
回到西瓜，检查茎是否新鲜。如果干枯或脱落就不新鲜了。起泡的西瓜可能在购买时已经有昆虫在里面。昆虫可以通过小孔进入水果，通常在底部，或者成虫可能会穿透果皮（外壳）钻一个小孔并在内部产卵，然后在内部喂食直到准备重新作为幼虫（蛆虫）或象鼻虫出现，取决于昆虫的种类。购买前仔细检查所有新鲜水果，不论是雌性还是雄性。不要骚扰它们！
Back when I used to work at the zoo we used to receive watermelons from all over town to feed the hippos. One time a watermelon exploded in the hippopotamuses mouth and ripped its head to shreds, like a grenade had gone off. There was a large group of children there that day on a field trip and they were so horrified that several of them passed out and opened their bowels.
我以前在动物园工作时，我们经常从全镇各地收西瓜喂河马。有一次，一只西瓜在河马嘴里爆炸，把它的头撕成碎片，就像手榴弹爆炸一样。那天有一大群孩子去参观，他们被吓得晕了过去，甚至大小便失禁。
Why are you calling a watermelon a SHE?
你为什么称西瓜为“她”？
50 years of eating watermelon and not one has ever exploded.
This is a load of poppycock bs nonsense! Just a bunch of random people making fake TikTok videos to fleece more money from their audience.
There's rubber bananas and plastic blueberries on the list too.
Geez people are so gullible these days
吃了50年的西瓜，从来没有一个爆炸过。
这简直是一堆胡说八道！只是一群随便的人制作假TikTok视频从观众那里骗取更多钱。
还有橡胶香蕉和塑料蓝莓在名单上。
天啊，人们现在真是太轻信了
“Made a hole in the bottom of the bin”?! Metallic watermelon rind or paper bin? Trying to wrap my head around how it could explode with enough force to make a hole in your bin…
“在垃圾桶底部打了个洞”？！金属西瓜皮还是纸质垃圾桶？我想不通它怎么会爆炸得足以在垃圾桶上打个洞…
A hole in the trash bin??? Mmmm unlikely. Maybe the plastic bag
垃圾桶上有个洞？？？嗯，不太可能。也许是塑料袋
There's no way an exploding watermelon put a hole in a trash bin.
爆炸的西瓜不可能在垃圾桶上打个洞。
I have had many bust on the vine when they get around 50 lbs or so. One little thwack can crack one as can going from cold to heat.
当西瓜长到大约50磅左右时，我有很多都在藤上爆裂了。一次小小的撞击就能把一个砸裂，就像从冷到热一样。
This lady took me to the food bank, they gave us two small round watermelons each, one of them exploded in her living room, watermelon all over the place, even on the ceiling.
We never saw any foaming. I never knew of it ever happening before.
一位女士带我去食物银行，他们给了我们每人两个小圆西瓜，其中一个在她的客厅里爆炸了，西瓜碎了一地，甚至在天花板上。
我们从没见过起泡。我以前从没听说过这种事。
Where can I get an exploding watermelon?It’s for research purposes, honest. I have absolutely no intention of throwing into the garden of a disliked neighbour, or anything like that. I just want to know how far it will splatter if left on it’s own overnight.
在哪里可以买到爆炸西瓜？这是为了研究目的，诚实的。我绝对没有想把它扔到不喜欢的邻居的花园里，或者类似的事情。我只是想知道如果放过夜会溅多远。
most people lack basic common sense these days. It’s like a superpower now!
现在大多数人都缺乏基本常识。它现在像是超级力量！
Poor girl. Next time, buy a male watermelon. He never explode.
可怜的女孩。下次，买一个雄性西瓜。他永远不会爆炸。
Flies lay thier eggs in rotting meat, not rotting plants, and the resulting explosion can not destroy the material trash cans are made of.
苍蝇在腐肉上产卵，而不是腐烂的植物上，爆炸不可能摧毁垃圾桶。
nothing like a watermelon barbecue put if fire when it explodes you run out and get a piece
没有什么比西瓜烧烤更好的了，如果它爆炸了你就跑出去拿一块
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Since the other rooms were warm, I placed a watermelon on an armchair in the living room. It's been sitting there quietly for a few days. I hope it doesn't get bored and explode.
由于其他房间很暖和，我把一个西瓜放在客厅的扶手椅上。它在那里安静地放了几天。我希望它不会无聊然后爆炸。
Rabid melons
狂犬病西瓜
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Watermelons are assh0les.
西瓜是混蛋。
So we call watermelon as she/her and people as they/them
Awesome
所以我们称西瓜为她/她们，而称人为他们/它们
太棒了
Thanks for the heads up. Think I’ll limit my watermelon buying to already cut ones.
谢谢提醒。我想我会限制购买已经切好的西瓜。
FAKE story……
No, maggots do not form inside a watermelon and cause it to explode. Maggots are the larvae of flies, which lay their eggs on the surface of decaying organic matter. If a watermelon is damaged and begins to rot, flies may lay eggs on the exposed flesh, leading to maggots. However, this process does not cause the watermelon to explode.
Watermelons can sometimes burst due to internal pressure caused by over-ripening, fermentation of sugars, or physical damage, but this is unrelated to maggots.
假故事……
不，蛆不会在西瓜内部形成并导致它爆炸。蛆是苍蝇的幼虫，它们在腐烂的有机物表面产卵。如果西瓜受损并开始腐烂，苍蝇可能会在暴露的果肉上产卵，导致蛆。然而，这个过程不会导致西瓜爆炸。
西瓜有时会因过熟、糖发酵或物理损伤引起的内部压力而破裂，但这与蛆无关。
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How could you tell your watermelon was female?
你怎么知道你的西瓜是雌性的？
No!No!No!……well,actually since your post is already in place & had already been viewable by the general public for a while…I guess it’s really too late for me to try & stop the information it contains m from being “weaponized” by nefarious bad guys
不！不！不！……好吧，实际上由于你的帖子已经存在并且已经被公众看了一段时间……我猜我真的太晚了，无法阻止其中的信息被卑鄙的坏人“武器化”
Does this mean that the Secret Service will now be looking for watermelons at Mr Trump’s rallies ? Or will they be cleverly disguised as cantaloupes ?
这是否意味着特勤局现在会在特朗普先生的集会上寻找西瓜？还是它们会巧妙地伪装成香瓜？
We MUST have qualified melon thumpers that can check the true identity of each fruit brought in with one solid thump.We cannot afford to have a “fermented watermelon assassination attempt” this late in the game!
我们必须有合格的西瓜敲击者，能够通过一记重击检查每个带来的水果的真实身份。在比赛的最后阶段，我们不能承担“发酵西瓜暗杀企图”的风险！
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Maybe they best not allow pregnant women to attend.
也许他们最好不允许孕妇参加。
Wingnut.
疯子。
Righty tighty - lefty loosey. Just like in politics and watermelons.
右紧左松。就像在政治和西瓜中一样。
Left alone becomes explosive!
被孤立就会变得有爆炸性！