最简单、最快就能让自己变得更有吸引力的事情是什么?
What’s the easiest, fastest thing you can do to be more attractive?译文简介
变有钱。
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What’s the easiest, fastest thing you can do to be more attractive?
最简单、最快就能让自己变得更有吸引力的事情是什么?
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站直了。
Yep. A man always looks more confident when he’s erect.
没错,男人傲然挺立的时候永远看起来更自信。(笑点解析:erect既有直立也有勃起的意思)
Took this advice years ago, now everyone thinks I'm former military....
几年前记下了这句话,现在所有人都觉得我当过兵……
Same and same, it’s both bizarre and aggravating.
一模一样,既让我惊奇又让我恼怒。
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Relax your shoulders.
肩膀放松。
向上看,看头顶正上方。这可以让你的后背挺直。
然后只把脑袋低下来。祝贺!现在你就拥有完美的姿态了。
这套动作的好处在于,你在任何时间任何地点都能做。坐着,走着,站着,都没问题。两分钟改善你的姿态。
So many men think they have a pot belly and a skinny fat chest, bro, you have posterior pelvic tilt.
很多男人觉得他们又有啤酒肚,胸前又没有肉,兄弟,你只是骨盆后倾而已。
把你的肩膀往后拽,激活你的核心,然后把双腿分开至肩宽,这样站好。练习你的站姿。
顺便一提,就算你弯腰驼背,也不代表你的身体有什么问题,这根本就没什么不好的。但是如果你发现自己总是在意这回事,总是觉得不好受的话,那就试试这一招。
It weakens your core muscles, you're not engaging them when slouching
弯腰驼背会让你的核心肌肉变弱,因为你弯腰驼背的时候是没有用到这一片肌肉的。
取决于你在不在乎,但总地来说,你的肌肉越是强壮,你的日常生活就越轻松,你也就越不至于浑身酸痛。
People have big bellies have tension and spinal pain because their weight distribution is offset forward. You can straighten your back even if your fat but that does not solve the spinal stress. Its probably much harder for a fat person to have correct posture
那些肚子大的人总是肌肉紧张或者脊椎痛,就是因为他们的重心分布太向前倾了。就算你是个胖子,你也可以把后背挺直,但这并不能解决脊柱的压力。胖人想要拥有正确的仪态反而更难。
Pretend your nipples are space lasers and hold them up like you’re shooting coffee cups off of people’s heads.
假装你的两个奶头是太空激光发射器,骄傲地把它们挺起来,就像你要用它们打掉别人手里的咖啡杯。
Help, how do I stop saying "pew! pew!" out loud!?
救一下,怎么能让我不至于大声喊“biubiubiu”?
if you’re having trouble maintaining good posture working out will seriously help, just started going to the gym like a month or two ago and my posture is much better already, i think back exercises like mid back rows help with posture , cuz u strengthen your back muscles and it makes it easier to hold your weight upright
如果你觉得很难保持良好的姿态,那么锻炼身体能给你带来很大的帮助,你只需要去健身房一两个月,至少我的体态已经改善了很多。我认为背部练习,例如划船机这种,可以改善你的仪态,因为你能让后背的肌肉更结实,这样扛住你的体重也就更轻松了。
Wear nice fitting clothes.
穿合身的好衣服。
This is extra important for overweight people. It's also a lot harder to do, unfortunately. As a lifelong overweight guy, trust me, once you start dressing appropriately for your body type, you're going to instantly be more attractive, and it has a positive feedback loop effect, because you'll just know that you look better, which makes you feel better, which makes you more confident, which makes you even more attractive. I don't do it often, but when I put the right fit on, I can tell just by how people act around me that I have more presence in the room.
这一点对于超重的人来说尤为重要。但是不幸的是这一点也要难得多。作为胖了一辈子的人,相信我,只要你开始针对你的体型进行合适的着装,你立刻就会开始变得更有吸引力,并且这是有正向的循环反馈效应的,因为你会知道自己变得更好看了,这样你会感觉更开心,就会更自信,从而你就会变得更加有吸引力。我不经常这么做,但只要我穿上合身的那套衣服,那么我就能从周围人的行为中看出来我在屋子里的存在感更强了。
For me, the secret was suspenders. It took some getting used to, but I'm so much more comfortable and I don't look like a barbel anymore.
对于我来说,秘籍是背带。我花了一段时间适应,但现在我觉得舒服太多了,我看起来也不至于像条鱼了。
Buy a cheap shirt and spend the $20 to tailor it will always look better than cookie cutter loose clothes . Doesn’t matter if you are skinny or fat either
买一件便宜衬衫,然后花20美元找裁缝裁一下,看起来就一定比千篇一律的宽松衣服更好。不管你是胖还是瘦,都一个道理。
Hair cut
发型
It's this.
太对了。
我在颜值打分贴里见过很多照片,99%的情况下正确答案就是去换个好发型(对于男的来说包括胡须)。
太多人不知道哪种发型能让自己更好看了,其实区别特别大。
去找个造型师,让他给你点建议吧。
Fastest of course - clean yourself. Literally scrub yourself up. This is minutes away.
最快的一种当然就是把自己弄干净。真的,擦干净就行。用不了几分钟。
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第二,买几件好的、合身的衣裳,也用不了几个小时。
不论你块头是大还是小——正好合身、协调的衣服就是会让你看起来更好看。把你打扮成你希望成为的样子——听好了——这真的只需要一点时间。
Im lacking in my clothing choices right now. Jeans t shirts and hoodies is all i know. What else is there to buy? A suit? I work manual labor ill be laughed at
我现在很不知道该选什么衣服穿。我只知道牛仔裤,T恤和连帽衫。还有什么能买的?西装?我是干体力工作的,会被笑话的。
Plain clothing without text or images. Buy some sweaters and chino pants. The clothing actually has to fit you well, do not buy oversized.
纯色的,没有印文字或者图片的衣服。买点毛衣和斜纹布裤子。衣服得刚好跟你合身才行,别买大码的。
Turn off the lights!
把灯关了就行!
Get fork lift certified
考一张叉车驾驶证
What's the similarity between a forklift and a woman?
叉车和女人之间有什么共同点?
没有这两者,男人只能用手解决。
Speak from your chest, not your nose (particularly if you are from the Midwest, where that's how we're taught to speak). Speak so that, in your head, it almost sounds like you're going a little too slow. And don't waffle. No "uh, er, um, uh..." This, alone, will improve your game like, 80%.
说话用胸腔发声,不要用鼻子(尤其如果你来自中西部的话,毕竟我们从小就那么说话)。用你自己觉得简直有点太慢的速度去讲话。而且别絮絮叨叨的。别说“呃啊这个那个”的。仅仅这一点就可以改善差不多80%。
First thing I was taught in public speaking in college was that instead of saying "uh" or "um" to fill space when thinking, just stay silent. Makes a huge difference in the way you sound.
我在大学接受公共演说教育的时候,学到的第一件事就是,在思考要说什么的时候,不要用“呃”或者“嗯”填进缝隙,直接闭嘴。这会显著地改变你话语的听感。
I never really had a dedicated "public speaking" class in college. But you do enough of it and you start to learn and adapt and improve. This is a great tip though. One of the biggest things people don't do well in general with public speaking, is giving room for statements to breathe. Blank joining filler words don't give the statement or the speaker time to breathe.
我上大学的时候从来没专门学过“公共演讲”。但只要你讲的够多,你就会开始学习,适应,改善。当然这是一条好的建议。总地来说人们在演讲的时候,总是做不好的那件最重要的事,就是给你的观点一些呼吸的空间。在词汇之间加上没有意义的连接,不论是你自己还是你的论点都没有呼吸的时间。
Worries me that I have no idea what this means
这让我很担心,因为我根本不知道这是什么意思。
Speak with confidence.
只要说话自信就好了。
Drink water. Hydrated skin looks so much healthier
喝水。水分充足的皮肤看起来要健康得多。
Plus could help with weight loss too. And obviously healthier for the body nonetheless.
而且也能帮你减肥。并且很显然的是对身体也好。
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This is just good advice in general! Drink water! Kidney stones are very painful and once the pain starts, you can be the burliest, toughest motherfucker on the planet, you'll still be weeping on the floor from the pain.
总地来说这就是个好建议!喝水!肾结石可是非常痛苦的,并且一旦开始疼,就算你是这颗星球上最结实最尿性的猛男,你也得躺在地上疼得抹眼泪。
Take your hygiene seriously.
认真对待你的个人卫生。
——一天刷两次牙
——每天都洗个澡
——梳头(如果你是男性,就找到你喜欢的胡须量,然后定期保养得干净一些)
——洗脸,做保湿,如果脸上有胡子就用胡须油或者软膏
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对你的风格或者搭配敏感一点
——学会怎么把衬衫,裤子和鞋搭配好。
穿跟你的身体相搭配的衣服。
别当混蛋。
学会倾听,不要打断。
主动询问别人的爱好,真正地投入进去,然后问更多细节性的问题,让你看起来确实是对某人感兴趣。
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善良。
总地来说只要你能照顾好自己,然后不跟别人撕逼,你就是前5%了。
再给自己加上一点健康的习惯,好好照顾你的身体,异性就会开始追求你的注意了。
Close your mouth
把嘴闭上
Order of difficulty:
按照从易到难:
礼节,语言和词汇。让对方知道你至少足够尊重他们,愿意用正确的方式和他们对话。
个人卫生,以及简朴但合身的衣服。让别人知道你至少是在意自己看起来、闻起来怎样的。
锻炼身体。因为没人会说“我打赌这个经常去健身房,体态健康的人其实又懒又不自律。”
在乎他人。真正地在乎他人。只要你做得到,就全心全意的去倾听他人,帮助他人。这可能是另一个孤独的人在伴侣身上最想要的特质。这是第四条,并且和其他三条相比也是最难的,难了不止一点半点。虽然没什么挑战的时候说这句话很容易,但我是见过男人坐在他们住院的妻子床边,整晚整晚地熬夜,照顾妻子的一切需求,清理她们的屎尿和血污的。
Confidence.
自信。
人们总是会喜欢那些自信的人。
Communicate cleary and efficiently.
清楚、有效地交流。
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Surround yourself and hang out with ugly people
跟丑哥们做朋友出去玩。
Another take, I had a gay coworker who always brought chocolate to the workplace to dish out. He was super fit and ripped. I asked him why he always did it and he said "If you can't get any fitter, then just fatten up your surroundings".
换个角度,我有个同事是男同,他总是会带着巧克力到办公室给大家分着吃。他自己身材特别健美,很有线条。我问他为什么他总发吃的,他说“如果你实在没法把自己的身材变得更好了,那就把你周围的人都喂胖。”
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Sleep 8 hours a night. It's called beauty sleep for a reason.
每天晚上睡8小时。这种东西被称为美容觉不是没有原因的。
Good hygiene and clothes won't mask your ugliness on the inside.
良好的卫生习惯和衣品掩盖不住你内心的丑陋。
改变你的态度,你会惊讶的。
Start doing push ups and crunches, like literally right now get down and start… no seriously.. like now
开始做俯卧撑和蹲起,就是现在,赶紧趴下开始做。我说真的,马上。
But I’m on the shitter.
但我拉屎呢
NOW
马 上
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Bathe.
洗澡。
说真的,就冲个澡,把你的头发,腋下和股沟用香皂好好擦干净;甚至都不用带香味。
确实有女人想要自己的男人闻起来有汗味儿,(我知道,我大概算是其中之一),但绝对不是好几个星期不洗澡或者不泡澡的那种味,我们喜欢的那种汗味是“我今天刚收了一整天的玉米回来”,或者“我刚跟12个哥们儿一起把整个谷仓给堆满了”那种。新鲜的汗味,好;发酵的汗味,不好。
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洗个澡就行,不论你喷不喷香水,那点汗都是会慢慢留下来的,只要每天早上洗个澡,你就会得到更多的兴趣。
(这一条对女士和对男士一样重要,男人们通常都喜欢那种闻起来给人感觉很在乎自己的个人卫生,但是也会努力锻炼的女孩。)
Lose weight. It’s not hard as such if you know what you’re doing. Just takes some will power. Can look totally different in 2 or 3 months
减肥。只要你知道你自己在干什么,其实就没那么难。只需要花费一点意志力。两三个月之后,你就会看起来完全不同。
I lost 40 pounds in a very quick pace and it was staggering how different people were around me. It definitely helped that I was probably carrying myself with more confidence but it was just so noticeable how approachable I felt to people.
我用非常快的速度减掉了40磅的体重,我周围的人对我的态度都完全不一样了。减肥本身当然有帮助,毕竟我或许变得更自信了,但是我感觉周围的人离我也变得更近了,这是最明显的。