#33
The Headless Doggo

无头狗狗

The Headless Doggo

Selah Kidder
The headless dog head

这就是那只无头狗的头

Biliegh Berrie
Took me a minute. The other dogs head is behind the feet

好一会我才看明白,这只狗头是从另一子狗后背钻过来的吧

New Everywhere
I would've been here all day Thanks

我会在这里待上一整天,谢谢.
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Shloak Mehta
I am so confused..

看晕了

MOONIE
me too

我也是

Jill Bussey
It's alright, he has a spare on his tummy.

没事,它肚子上长了一个备用的。

just another teen
Can someone explain cause i cant see how this happended

有人能解释一下吗,这到底是咋回事

Blitzø
Two dogs, I think

我想应该是两只狗
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Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
Someone didn't read the directions carefully enough.

这是没有仔细看(组装)说明书了吧。
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bisexual artist wolf
the claws made it look like he was flipping me off

狗狗的爪子让我觉得他在撸我
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Leena Phillips 5 days ago
off with their heads!

“没头脑?“

Aunt Riarch
Greyhound owner - nothing unusual to see here

狗狗的主人,这有啥不正常的么?

#34
Floating Above A Manhole

飘在井盖上的(摄影师)

Floating Above A Manhole
Aly.J
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling!

上升,翻滚,随心所欲!
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Am a hooman
Through the sky..

飞跃天际

Alexandria Z
What ? It's my flying carpet dress.

大惊小怪?这是我的飞毯裙。

Mark Howell
Let me show you the world....

让我带你看看这个世界....
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BookBabe
Is she taking 'a whizz' ?

这女生是在嘘嘘么?

Rylosalex
Those trees are so beautiful!

那些树真漂亮!

#35
Just My Dad And His Dog

我老爸和他的狗狗

Just My Dad And His Dog
Scout Finch
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin

往东边点,往下点,装车

Inge van Echelpoel
Truckerdog

狗大货司机

RockSteady
Your dad is a dog???

你爸是只狗?

JL
That dog looks like he would own that hat.

看起来那只狗想要那顶帽子。

Hill Branda
Redneck dog puts on his best denim, his favorite cap and heads to town.

乡下土狗穿上他最好的牛仔外套,戴上他最喜欢的帽子,开车去镇子。

Corban Burgess
Oh yeah people think my dad is a little strange...

是的,人们认为我爸有点怪…

Florida, but without the beach
Idk why that dog just looks like a country dog, denim jacket and frayed cap aside

我不知道为什么这只狗看起来就像一只乡下土狗,除了牛仔夹克还有那顶有些磨损的帽子

#36
Usual Wedding

婚礼庆典日常

Usual Wedding
Katie Lutesinger
It's good to know they finally legalised human/centaur marriage. #EndTheStigma

很高兴知道他们终于把人类和马人的婚姻合法化了。

BookBabe
Their future kids will get a kick out of this picture!
Sagittarius my ancestors lol

他们未来的孩子看到这张照片会感到疑惑的!
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Rayvyn
oh but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a horse

太可惜了,这个新郎的新娘是匹马,真可怜

Hobby Hopper
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the stable door?"

我想插一句:“难道你们这些人没听说过要关好马厩的门吗?”
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M Kawai
She's got legs, she knows how to use them!

她有腿,她知道怎么用!

Hill Branda
Even a centaur woman can find love.

即使是半人马的女人也能找到真爱。

Alditekim
Does this dress make my but looks big?

这件衣服是不是让我的屁股看起来很大?

Sawdust
Love her shoes...

新娘这只“鞋子“不错

Andrew Read
Centaur wedding?

半人马的婚礼吗?
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Ozymandias73
So he married a centaur. I see nothing wrong here.

所以他娶了一个半马人。我看不出有什么问题。

#37
Truck Looks Like It Has A Possum Logo

卡车上看起来像是刷上了个带有负鼠的标志

Truck Looks Like It Has A Possum Logo
Михаил Л-Л
Are they shredding the whole northern California?

他们是想把整个北加利福尼亚都给撕碎吗?

Erica Ventura
Hey! Not nice... we've got a lot to offer out here. I mean, look at the size of our possums!

嘿!不好……我们有很多服务。我是说,看看我们的负鼠有多大!

Robert Trebor
Whole state needs shredding.

整个国家需要被粉碎。

Aswell
My first thought was, "wait, it doesn't have a possum logo?" And then it hit me...

我的第一个想法是,“等等,怎么会有用负鼠当标志的?”然后我突然想到…
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
Awesome possum shredding at your service!

令人敬畏的堪比负鼠的碎纸机为您服务!

bisexual artist wolf
aw its an adorable possom

这是一只可爱的负鼠

Jeremy Evans
what are you talking about. it does has an apposum logo

你在说什么呢?这车上确实有一个负鼠标志

SealOfDisapproval
Slogan fits with the logo too.

宣传语与标志好般配。
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Benita Valdez
It would be perfect for a shredding company

这对粉碎机公司来说再合适不过了

#38
Young Girl Posing With A Bag Of Popcorn

拿着袋爆米花的小姑娘

Young Girl Posing With A Bag Of Popcorn
Screen_Addict
Chicken legs

小鸡腿

Melissa Smith
Hot dog and baloney….

热狗和香肠....

tuzdayschild
I thought she had rickets.

我以为她是得了佝偻病。
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Scout Finch
Toothpick legs

牙签腿

Existing Panda(Lazy_Panda)
Took me so many minutes

看了我好长时间才看明白

Phoebe Stein
Looks like someone skipped leg day.

看来有人翘课了。

Delight Disaster
Couldn't figure that out then!!

一时没反应过来

Lucky Star
Don't look at the pic first, read the title first!

先别看图片,看标题!

Patsy
This one gets me every time!

我每次都被这个问给题难住了!

MerrRyck
And a snake around her neck!

脖子上像缠着一条蛇!

Aly.J
I ASKED FOR A DART GUN NOT A FART GUN

我要的是飞镖枪,不是放屁枪

#39
My Sister's Hand Passing Through My Cat's Body

我小妹的手穿过我家猫的身体
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My Sister's Hand Passing Through My Cat's Body
LilFishy
Guy looks like he’s poking his finger somewhere it shouldn’t go

这家伙的手指好像在戳在了不该戳的地方

ArodTheHorrible
That's what I thought! "Dude... please don't"

我也是这么想的!“老兄…请不要这样”

Михаил Л-Л
I still can't understand how

我还是没整明白

ThAt ScOrPiO (they/them)
someone explain my brain is dead

谁来解释一下我脑袋都蒙圈了

The Fabulous Killjoy
White sweater under cats head (left side of cat)
my brain is malfunctioning

猫头下是白色毛衣(猫的左边)

Boerenhond
Best guess it that her arm is in the cats armpit from a skeletally perspective BUT there is a whole lot of cat bunched up in the cats right arm from a . . .

最应该的情况是,从骨骼的角度来看,她的胳膊是在猫的腋窝里,但猫的大部分身子都主要集中右臂那边…。

Bob Evans
I think on her shirt the sleeves have fuzzy white cuffs, and it’s blending into the cat. His left paw is under the cuff.

我觉得这女生的衬衫袖子上带有白色的毛茸茸的袖口,和猫毛很像。猫的左爪跨在那女生的手腕上面。

Gamer839 2 days ago
It's a white sweater that is wrapping around the cat on the left side

那是一件白毛衣,左手搂着猫

Andrea Aguilar
Photoshopped

这是P的吧

SmooshyFries
They poked a hole THRU the cat! Seems like pet abuse to me

他们在猫身上戳了个洞,!在我看来像是在虐待宠物

Seedy Vine
Where's that finger headed?!

那根手指在指什么?!
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Penny Kemper
I don't believe it an optical illusion, I think this is photoshop. No way that's a sweater that you don see on her shoulders

我不相信这是视觉错觉,我感觉这应该是P的。从那人肩膀上就能看出来她没穿那种毛衣。
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kirara2516
You know that "DUN." Sound your computer gives you when it can't do something? That's my brain trying to figure this one out.

感觉就像是听见“DUN”的一声。就像你的电脑遇到问题,发出的错误提示音一样?这是我下意识的想法。

Corban Burgess
What is happening?

发生了什么

Imma
The cat is just broken.

这只猫坏了
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Howard___fan
poking at crotchal region more disturbing, no?

戳人家的屁屁很不礼貌的,不是么?
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Exotic Butters
What's the other guy doing??

另一个人在干什么哪?

libo07
My brain exploded.. I just can't..

彻底蒙圈,我不行了

Aswell
No...just...no. looks too real... I am now worried about the cat.

不……只是……不。看起来太真实了……我现在很担心那只猫。

Cristina Kyky
Leave the poor cat alone

放开那只可怜的猫猫吧

Alexandria Z
Always wondered if cats had no heart. This confirms it

我一直在想猫是不是没有心脏。这下实锤了

#40
It Is Important To Have Your Own View Of The World

拥有自己的世界观是很重要的



Thee8thsense
So spoke the bike.

自行车也是这么想的。

Aswell
Big wheel keep on turning

大轮子滚个不停

Hill Branda
How are you going to ride with all those things on your wheel?

你车上的轮子上有那么多东西,你咋骑啊?
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#41
The Reflection Of The Lamp Gives My Glasses Eyeballs

映射到眼镜片上的灯好像让眼镜长了眼睛

The Reflection Of The Lamp Gives My Glasses Eyeballs
Михаил Л-Л (edited)
Still creepy.

仍旧令人毛骨悚然。

Aly.J
Sometimes I feel like... somebody's WATCHING MEEEEE

有时候我感觉……有人在盯着我

And now we sleep
"I know your search history Jeff....I've seen it all..."

“我知道你的搜索记录,杰夫....我都看到了……”

GoodWifiIsGood
And now we can't sleep.

现在我们睡不着了。

MygrandsonscallmeNia
The heinous crime, is so deeply imbedded in my brain, even my glasses cannot unsee it.

那令人发指的罪行,深深印在我的脑海里,连我的眼镜都看不下去了。

K Kalama
A whole new take on apple of my eye.

《我眼中的苹果》的全新版本。

Melissa J
They're always watching

他们都盯着你呢

Julissa Guzman-Miranda
I am always watching haha no no don't Nooo I am watching

我一直在看,哈哈,不,不,不,我在看

#42
Video Won't Play

这个视频咋播放不了呢

Video Won't Play
Михаил Л-Л
It actually tricked me on mechanically clicking the image

骗我点击这张图好多次

Miro Van Nunen
the thing is you know the button doesn't work but you still want to press it!!!!

问题是,你明明知道这个按钮没啥用,可你还是想按它!!!!

The Other Guest
Soooo...what's going on with the building halfway between the bridge & the center of the photo?

这…照片里桥和中间的建筑是怎么回事?
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#43
Standing Up

站好

Standing Up
POST
took me a minute to realize that the photo was side ways

好一会我才意识到照片是歪着镜头拍的

DonnerDinnerParty
The dudes are on the ground and their feet are on the wall.

伙计们他们在地上,他们的脚是顶在墙上的。

Henrik Niewiek
turn your head to your right

歪着脑袋看你就明白了
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K Kalama
Inception! I win.

《盗梦空间》!我赢了。

Νίκος Μηλιώρης
had to rotate the image!

把照片旋转一下

#44
Checking In On My Cats, I Thought One Grew A Lot Bigger And The Other A Lot Smaller

查看家里猫猫情况时,我发现其中一只大了好多,而另一只小了不少

Checking In On My Cats, I Thought One Grew A Lot Bigger And The Other A Lot Smaller
Scout Finch
Catzilla

“猫”斯拉

Lunar Rat
Kitten Kong, for those of you who were around in the 70's.

对于那些在70年代左右的人来说,这就是猫金刚。

Heather Talma 36 minutes ago
Well that's what happens when you leave!

只要你一出门就会这样!

#45
Longest Finger?

长指头?

Longest Finger?
Kookamunga

Jordi Sharpe
CLOSE IT

关掉它!

Katie Lutesinger
The Professor finally invented the Finglonger!

教授终于发明出长手指!

Jo Andrews
It's an optical illusion created by the finger being appeared to extend extra long, but it's actually the arms of the cop in the background

这就是一种视错觉,手指看起来像拉长了,但实际上是他后面人群里的警察的胳膊

#46
Found This Picture Of Friends

发现朋友这张以前拍的照片

Found This Picture Of Friends
Lizard Queen
It's the guy that sitting down. Took me a while too!

是那个坐下来的人吧。我也看了好一段时间!
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#47
Intriguing Read

有味道的阅读

Intriguing Read
George Nichols
It is a post workout power movement of the bowels.

这是锻炼后肠动力爆发

Just Jeff
Don't shame her health trick a**holes

不要为她的健康恶作剧而感到羞耻

Ari
Maybe she had too much chocolate milk

也许她的巧克力奶喝多了

Scout Finch
Too many burritos

墨西哥卷吃多了吧(注:墨西哥卷一般都很辣)

ErrorGamer2000
That post-workout power move looks intense...

锻炼后的力量动作看起来很猛烈……
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DrBronxx
Looks like a cold is the least of her problems.

看起来感冒并不是她最大的问题。

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
Did anyone mention lactose intolerance in the other post?

有人在隔壁文章中提到乳糖不耐症吗?

Przemo
Shameless Filth Tricks

无耻肮脏的把戏

Emily
It's meant to be a diarrhea joke but I don't personally think it really works because the spot the "poop" (chocolate milk according to the article on the left page) is coming from too high up on the woman's back on the right page to realistically look like it's coming out her butt. Nobody poops out of the middle of their back!

这本来是一个关于拉肚子的笑话,但我自己没看出来哪里好笑,因为在右面那页,“便便”(根据左页的文章,是巧克力牛奶)是从女人后背高处喷出来的,不像是从她的屁屁里拉出来的。没人会从后背中间拉屎!

#48
Those Trees Though

是树长歪了?

Those Trees Though
Kiwii Stone
Took me a minute to realise that it's on a hill!

我花了一分钟才意识到这是山坡!

Sheila Sinclair
I understand what I'm supposed to see, but my brain just can't.

我知道我应该看什么,但我的大脑就是不理解。

Luna Gage
Someone explain to me why this isn't a leaning building

谁来给我解释解释这为什么不是一栋斜的房子

Just Jeff
Must be San Francisco

一定是在旧金山

Dana J
Took me a hot minutes to notice! lol

我花了好长时间才看明白!哈哈

Juliette Deroulede
That's not an optical illision. That's a collapsing building. RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

那不是视觉上的错觉。那就是一栋快要塌的房子。

Patti Wagner
Love the house!

这房子不错

#49
So Good

好帅
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So Good
Михаил Л-Л
You need to turn it 90 degrees against the clock

你忘了把这张图片旋转90度

MiriPanda
That is how they did it, but the optical illusion should be this picture turned counter clockwise, no?

他们就是这么做的,但是想有视觉错觉效果不是该把这张图逆时针旋转一下吗?

Ezra Varley
I want to do that with my friends

我想和我的朋友们一起试一下

#50
Hotel Hallway Makes Her Look Tiny

酒店走廊让她看起来好小

Hotel Hallway Makes Her Look Tiny
JD Cass
The outline around her makes this look edited.

她周围的环境让她看起来像是经过P过的。

Rylosalex
The red carpet reminds me of the twin girls scene in the Shining

红毯让我想起了《闪灵》电影里双胞胎女孩并排站着的的场景

Dana J
I can't figure it out.

没弄懂

Babyoda42 (he him) (edited)
Perspective my dear Watson

是视角问题,亲爱的华生

Aswell
Maybe it's just a hotel for giants...ever think about that ?

或许这就是一家巨人旅馆……不是吗?

Alya
This looks like it's from an early 2000s computer game

这看起来就像是上世纪出的一个电脑游戏

mcborge1

Hotdogking
Come and play with us

过来和我们一起来玩啊~

Vanessa S
Does she smell oranges

难道她没闻到一股橘子味吗?