提高你们放烟花的水平，美国人 ，看看中国新年是如何放烟花的
Step up your fireworks game, Americans. Chinese new year fireworks
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美国人玩火 vs 中国人玩火
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Step up your fireworks game, Americans. Chinese new year fireworks
提高你们放烟花的水平，美国人 ，看看中国新年是如何放烟花的
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I think this post just existing started a fire somewhere in California or Oregon.
我感觉加利福尼亚还是俄勒冈刚发生枪击案没几天，这部视频就跑出来了。
angryupvotee
Yeah I think OP forgot about local laws (sad face)
是啊，我觉得UP主忘了当地法律/难过
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Jokes on us. These are training exercises. With the use of fireworks within five years all of residential Japan will be occupied by battle hardened veterans ready for anything. What’s to fear when you’ve already danced with the devil and a shitload of Roman candles?
中国人这是在嘲笑我们的呐。
这些是训练演习。五年内，随着烟花的使用，日本所有的居民将被久经演习的（中国）老兵占领。你已经和恶魔以及一堆罗马蜡烛（美国的一种烟花）共舞过了，还有什么好怕的?
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What’s to fear when you’ve already danced with the devil and a shitload of Roman candles?
Quote of the day.
“你已经和恶魔以及一堆罗马蜡烛（美国的一种烟花）共舞过了，还有什么好怕的?”
每日名言。
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I can already smell the smoke.
我已经能闻到烟的味道。
Sorry I burnt the toast again
抱歉我又把面包片烤焦了。
Paradise sends its regards.
天堂向你们问好。
RIP paradise
愿天堂安息。
I think several of my neighbors must be Chinese.
我猜我好几个邻居一定都是中国人。
Exactly a few years ago some asshat burned down acres of forest lighting off fireworks in the Columbia gorge. China can burn their country down if they fucking want too. I'll pass
就在几年前，一群混蛋在哥伦比亚峡谷放烟花烧毁了好几英亩的森林。如果他们想，中国也可以把他们的国家都烧了。
我没意见。
I was actually there the morning that fire started. I was on the pct hiking into cascade locks that day.
火灾发生的那天早上我就在现场。那天我在pct徒步进入瀑布关。
Jesus that's fucking scary.
天啊，太特么可怕了。
Are those assault fireworks?
这些是用来攻击的烟花吗?
Chinese New Year firework go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.
中国新年烟花，哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
I mean when you invent fireworks you gotta be the most badass with them right?
我的意思是，当你发明烟花的时候你一定是最酷的，对吧?
give america another 2000 yrs and im sure they’ll match that energy
再给美国2000年，我相信他们也会敢上中国水平的。
Well, America will be lucky to have another 20, let alone 2000.
美国能再拥有20年就很幸运了，更别说2000年。
Well the world will end due to climate change in less than 50 years so it won’t matter anyways
在不到50年的时间里，世界将因为气候变化而毁灭，所以无所谓了。
I came here to read comments about badass fireworks not the impending, self-inflicted, wholly-preventable global misery ahead.
我来这里是为了看关于烟花爆竹的评论的，而不是即将到来的、自我造成的、完全可以预防的全球灾难。
America’s fireworks are made in China
美国烟花也是中国制造的。
And clearly they’re not selling us the good shit.
那很明显他们卖给我们的没他们自己用的好。
Which tracks, on account of the everything else.
考虑到其他的事情，这很有可能。
It’s funny, people act like China can only produce low quality goods. They make really good stuff, too, but we don’t want to pay good money for it. We want cheap shit, so they sell us cheap shit.
有趣的是，人们表现得好像中国只能生产低质量的商品。他们的产品也很好，但我们不想花很多钱去买。
我们想要廉价货，他们就卖给我们廉价货。
In China, quality is like anything else, available if you don’t mind paying for it.
在中国，质量跟任何东西一样，只要你付得起钱就能买到。
Yeah, but also, I was making a joke, intentionally overgeneralizing so as to be a hyperbolic commentary on the sheer amount of really poor quality stuff we do get from China.
是的，但我是在开个玩笑，故意夸张而已。
对我们从中国获得的大量低质产品的夸张评论。
Sorry I wasn’t trying to call you out; I got the joke. Your comment just sorta prompted the thought.
抱歉，我也没那意思。我知道你说的是玩笑话。
只是你的评论刚好激发了我的想法。
The good fireworks are illegal. Apparently people could not be trusted to not build a homemade tank that spits out fireworks while going down the freeway. Go figure. That said, I would really like to see it live, but perhaps in the colder weather when the entire state is not in danger of burning up.
好点的烟花秀都是非法的。
显然，能搞出一台在高速路上发射烟花的自制“坦克”的人不能被信任。尽管如此，我还是很想看现场表演，但希望是在更冷的天气里，当整个州都没有着火灾隐患的时候。
That is very true, I get depressed when i go to an American firework stand, it’s just the most basic stuff, never seen anything interesting, and they cost about 5-8 times more than what they cost in China.
太对了，当我去美国的烟花摊位时，我很沮丧，那都是过家家的小玩意儿，没有看到任何有趣的东西，而且它们的价格大约还是中国的5-8倍。
Fireworks were invented in China, so this is one of those rare occasions where being made in China might be desired.
烟花是在中国发明的，所以这是一个少有的中国制造可能最适合的场合。
Paper, printing press, gunpowder, compass, the list goes on
纸张、印刷机、火药、指南针，不胜枚举
Everything in America is made from China. We know this
美国所有东西都是中国制造的，我们知道这点。
End nukes, begin international firework wars
别用核武器了，开始全球烟花战争吧。
What are nukes except really big fireworks capable of killing large numbers of people and irradiating the land
除了能杀死很多人并辐射大地，核武器跟大型烟花还有什么区别？
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Pass. We’d burn our entire country to the ground with shit like that.
算了吧，我们要是像中国人那样玩烟花的话整个国家都会被燃烧殆尽。
I live in Los Angeles. If a fat guy wearing polyester walks too fast, he can start a brush fire here. So we are going to pass on the Chinese fireworks. Thanks.
我住在洛杉矶。如果一个穿涤纶衣服的胖子走得太快，都有可能会在这里引起灌木丛火灾。
所以我们要pass掉中国烟花了，谢谢。
Lol i was going to say. Ill gladly bequeath the throne for country most obsessed with sparkly explosions
哈哈哈哈，我想说，我很乐意把王位留给那些痴迷于爆炸的国家。
We barely survived gender reveal parties, imagine all the drunk dudes celebrating America going off with one of these.
我们差点没撑过性别公开派对。
想象一下，所有喝醉的人都用这个来庆祝美国的时候。
They tried to do that last night.
他们昨天刚试过呢（暗指枪击案）
They invented fireworks.
毕竟他们中国人发明了烟花。
They had ~2000 year head start.
他们领先了2000年。
I'm sure they can get them extremely cheap. If anyone has gone and bought fireworks this past week or so. Some of these would cost thousands. lol
我敢肯定，他们可以得到非常便宜的烟花。如果我们有人在过去的一周左右去买了烟花，其中一些会花费数千美元。哈哈哈哈
I read somewhere that fireworks have a massive profit margin. Takes almost nothing to make and they are really expensive. I used to make my own when I was a teenager. Then one day I realized it was stupid dangerous and stopped.
我在哪里读到过，烟花的利润率很高。几乎不需要太多成本，而且非常昂贵。
我十几岁的时候经常自己做。然后有一天我意识到这很愚蠢很危险，就停手了。
I wonder what their Emergency Room rate is after a show like that.
我想知道表演完这样的烟花秀后，他们的急诊室收费是多少。
This is like a war/apocalypse simulation.
这像是战争/天启模拟器。
Nah war is less colorful
不不不，战争可没那么五颜六色的。
I mean, they invented the damn things. Good luck topping their game.
要我说，毕竟是他们发明了那些该死的东西。
超越他们？祝你好运。
You should check out the Chinese New Year smog too.
你也应该看看中国新年上的那些烟雾。
From what I hear, you should just check out Chinese smog. New year or not.
据我所知，你应该去看看中国的雾霾。不管是不是新年。
Actually fireworks are banned in most cities in China and have been for a few years.
事实上，中国大多数城市禁止燃放烟花爆竹已经有好几年了。链接略
Thats no celebration, they're waging war on the sky
这不是庆祝，这是在向天空开战。
I was in China during new year three years ago. The amount of fireworks and the volume are insane. Also in the hands of everyone, because what could go wrong. Those crazy bastards are too lazy to go outside so they throw their fireworks just out the window of their skyscrapers! And they have it for a whole week or so!
三年前的新年我在中国。烟花的数量和音量都是疯狂的。
每个人手中都有烟花。那些疯狂的混蛋懒得出去所以他们把烟花扔出了摩天大楼的窗户！他们会有一个星期左右的烟花时间！
Yeah as an American I know we cannot handle that kind of responsibility
是的，作为一个美国人，我知道我们无法承担这样的责任
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Is this just propaganda trying to get us to burn our houses down
这是想让我们烧掉房子的宣传吗？
We don’t need propaganda to do that.
要烧掉房子，我们根本就不需要这样的宣传。
Just imagine how bad the air quality is on the next day....
想象一下他们第二天的空气质量有多糟糕。
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Pass. I choose to not do that.
免了吧，我不会这么做的。
Well they’re certainly not celebrating their freedom!
他们显然不是在庆祝自己的自由！
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No think again, i which country citizens can buy crazy shit fireworks and blow their limbs off all they want and in which country this is taken from their freedom. :D
再想想。
哪个国家的公民可以买到疯狂到把自己的四肢炸飞的烟花，而又是哪个国家剥夺了他们这样做的自由。/笑
We need the gunpowder for our guns not fireworks
我们的枪需要的是火药，而不是烟花。/难过
I'm from California. We really really don't need to step up our game.
我是加州人，我们真的不需要提升我们的烟花技巧。（加州经常发生火灾）
Send some of those to the Ukraine.
送一些这样的烟花去乌克兰。
Lame. You try that where I live and 10,000 people will be burned out of their homes.
行不通的。
如果你在我住的地方这么做，就会有一万人因火灾而逃离他们的家园。
How to kill every pet and veteran in a 10 kilometer radius from sheer terror
如何在10公里内杀死每一个宠物和老兵。
All those fireworks probably cost like $50 in china……..TOTAL!!!
所有这些烟花在中国可能也就50美元，加在一起！
I mean fireworks originated in china after all
烟花毕竟起源于中国。
No no no, this is just what happens when you’re the people that invented this shit in the first place
不不不，这只会发生在发明这种玩意儿的人那里。
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That looks less celebratory and more warfare!
这看起来不像是庆祝倒像是战争！
I want to know what firework made the mushroom cloud 10 seconds in lol.. I'm impressed
哈哈哈哈，我想知道是什么烟花可以在控制产生蘑菇云的效果，而且还持续了10秒。这给我留下了深刻的印象。
All fun and games until Russia starts firing nukes as fireworks
一切都是娱乐和游戏，直到俄罗斯开始发射核武器当烟花。
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Let’s pollute the air for stupid reasons
让我们用愚蠢的理由污染空气吧。
And scare the shit out of every other living thing while we're at it
趁我们还在，把其他生物都吓得屁滚尿流。
Imagine the poor doggos that have to deal with this madness every year!
想想那些可怜的狗狗每年都要面对这样的疯狂！
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Don't they eat dogs there? China is not known for its decent treatment of animals or the environment for that matter.
他们不是吃狗吗?中国并不以善待动物和环境而闻名。
You are simultaneously wrong and correct.
There are areas of China where they eat dogs, but they also saved the Panda from extinction.
There are areas that are heavily polluted - yet they are also one of the largest adopters of renewable energy sources.
Around 1.4Bn people live there (America is around 329m to give you a reference point) - you can say pretty much anything about China and have it be true when you are talking about such scale and such a huge number of people
你既是对的也是错的。
中国有些地方吃狗肉，但他们也拯救了濒临灭绝的熊猫。有些地区污染严重，但它们也是使用可再生能源最多的地区之一。
大约有14亿人生活在那里(美国大约有3.29亿人，这是一个参考点)。当你谈论中国的规模和如此庞大的人口时，给中国扣上任何观点都是行得通的。
A reasonable rebuttal. Good point.
一个合理的反驳。说的不错。
Come to canada we’re only allowed sparklers lol.
来加拿大吧，我们只允许烟花棒，哈哈。
Technically half of the US just shoots them off illegal. We literally drive across several state borders just to purchase them illegally, drive them home, and then set them off in our front yards lol
严格来说，美国一半的州都视烟花为非法的。
我们驱车穿过几个州的边界，就是为了非法购买它们，开车回家，然后把它们放在我们的前院，哈哈。
Can confirm. Easily 80% of fireworks being shot in the US are done so illegally.
我可以确认。在美国，80%的烟花都是非法燃放的。
And nobody ever cleans up either, so the debris is just everywhere.
而且也没有人清理，所以垃圾到处都是。
There's literally giant trailers with banners that say "FIREWORKS" that pop up around Victoria Day, Canada Day and now for god knows what reason Labor Day selling them. Costco sells fireworks.
Ontario here though not sure about the rest of the country
在维多利亚州节、加拿大节以及现在的劳动节都有巨大的横幅宣传片，上面写着“烟花”，天知道为什么还要卖这些宣传片。好市多就有烟花卖。
我这里是安大略，但不确定这个国家的其他地方是否也是这样。
They are definitely allowed in Canada. Check your municipality’s bylaws for the restrictions and pay attention if there are any temporary bans due to things like heightened risk of fire.
在加拿大绝对是允许的。检查你所在城市的规章制度，查看限制措施，并注意是否有任何由于火灾风险增加等原因而临时禁令。
Everything in China is always a competition
中国的一切总是在竞争。
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Christ....no thanks. Las Vegas is bad enough on 7/4 and 12/31.
天啊，不，谢谢。
7月4号和去年12月31号的拉斯维加斯已经够糟糕了。
So stupid. We had all kinds of fires in Texas with how hot and dry it is for the 4th. Morons watch it go boom and then houses burn down
这太愚蠢了。
我们在德克萨斯州经历了各种各样的火灾，因为四月份的天气又热又干燥。
白痴们看着它爆炸，房子被烧毁。
These fireworks were so cool, that my friend started doing the worm on the floor!
这些烟花太酷了，我的朋友开始在地板上蠕动!
Fireworks are a waste of money. You literally watch how they burn millions of dollars of cash. How fun
放烟花很浪费钱。你真的可以看到他们是如何烧钱的。能有多有趣？
Have you even heard of Las Vegas?
你听说过拉斯维加斯吗？
By that logic, so are many other forms of entertainment, such as paying to attend a movie screening at a theater.
按照这个逻辑，许多其他形式的娱乐活动也是如此，比如花钱去电影院看电影。
Well we have laws and certain fireworks are illegal
我们有法律，特定烟花是违法的。
We do not need MORE fire power, pls
我们不需要更多的这栋东西了，求求了。
Yeah well they invented them, soo of course they're awesome
他们发明了烟花，所以当然很好看了。
The Americans use AR 15 for that.
美国人用AR15来放烟花。
This is military grade equipment...
这是军用级别的装备……
"military grade" refers to just barely good enough to get the job done
“军事级别”指的是刚刚好到可以完成任务。
A lot of that looks really dangerous
很多看起来真的很危险。
What do you mean? This literally happens once a month at random schools
UP主你什么意思?这种活动每个月都会在（美国）不同的学校举行一次。
While fireworks are great entertainment, the pollution they cause is astronomical.
虽然烟花是很好的娱乐方式，但它们造成的污染却是天文数字。
The mushroom cloud definitely is epic. Right up there with all of those arabs shooting their AK47s into the air at the same time during a party.
蘑菇云绝对是史诗级的。在一个派对上，那些阿拉伯人同时用ak47向空中射击。
Would this still happen today in china ? With mass surveillance
这样的烟花在今天的中国还有吗？现在有大规模监管。
If everything you know about China came from Reddit, you don't know much about China.
如果你对中国的所有了解都来自Reddit，那么你对中国的了解并不多。
nah we’re good, fireworks are super pollutants, the chinese already shit on their air quality we cool over here my brotha we’ll take the slightly above mediocre shows one day a year
不，我们很好，烟花是超级污染物，中国人已经在他们的空气质量上拉屎了，我们冷静下来，我的兄弟，我们会在一年的某一天观看略微平庸的演出。
Now I understand why America has a problem with fireworks. Old white dudes probably think fireworks are communist
现在我明白为什么美国不喜欢烟花了，老白人可能认为烟花是共产主义。
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