#17
A Couple Years Ago, My Neighbor Decided To Paint His House Bright Orange... Then Gave Up Halfway Through

几年前,邻居决定把他的房子漆成鲜艳的橙色……然而半路放弃了


Call Me Mars
It gives off sunset vibes.

这堵墙散发出夕阳的气息

Random Panda
It would look cool, if he'd done the whole house like this.

如果他把整个房子都刷成这样,看起来会很酷。

Matthew Lindeman
Looks like trumps face and hair

看起来像是特朗普的脸和头发

Agent 8433599
I like it. It's definitely unique, and it's pretty and interesting

我喜欢。这堵墙绝对独一无二,漂亮而又引人注意
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Jeff Bunn
This was a couple of YEARS AGO???? WTF???

这都是哪年的事情了?凸~

Kim Bush
The thing that is bugging me the most is that they painted the power boxes too

最令人疑惑的是的是他们居然给电源箱也刷了漆

der sebbl
Looks more like faded than giving up

与其说是放弃,不如说是掉色了

KENOBI
That looks really cool dammit

看上去真挺酷的

Eric Law
When we bought our current house, the upstairs hall was like that. Owner of the house painted it, but was so afraid of heights they could not use a stepladder and reach the top.

我们买的现在的房子,小楼上的墙就像这样。房主刷了漆,但是因为他恐高,不敢爬梯子,所以墙面上部分就没刷。

Stephanie Wittenberg
It's an abstract mural. Kinda like it.

像是一副抽象画

#18
Saw This On Facebook With Someone Asking For A Contractor

看脸书上有人要找建筑公司了


Beth S
My reaction was "Oh God" followed by my stomach flopping. That is absolutely horrible. I love how they used spray foam on it.

我的反应是“哦,天哪”,接着我就想吐。这太可怕了。我喜欢他们用喷泡沫缝墙面的想法。

Alice Teasdale
Meh, the expanding foam should hold it.

泡沫膨胀后应该能堵住墙上裂缝。

KariAdoresHerKats
It makes you feel anxious just looking at it

光是看它就会让你觉得闹心

Kimmie Klein Andrews
OMG... that house is not savable!! Get out quick!

我的天~,这栋房子完蛋了!!赶紧搬走吧!

TheEndIsNigh
Uhhhh....I don't know a contractor, but I got some matches that will fix this just fine.

嗯……我不认识那家建筑公司,但我有一些火柴,可以解决这个问题。

Sofie
You don't need a contractor, what you need is a miracle

你不需要建筑公司,你需要的是奇迹

#19
What Could Go Wrong If My Neighbor Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?

如果我家邻居用长钻头钻东西,会出现什么情况呢?
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What Could Go Wrong If My Neighbor Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?
Mihai Mara
What was it used for? Was it used to annoy upstairs neighbors? What if they drilled right into a pipe or in something that might have exploded? WTF!!!

这是想干啥啊?报复楼上的邻居?如果他们钻到管道或是可能爆炸的东西咋办?凸! !

Robert T
Snap it off and go down and hammer on the door and say "is this yours"?

把它掰下来,然后下楼敲他家门,然后问"这是你的吗"

Zero
Start pouring water down the hole.

往钻出来的洞洞倒点水。

Fitz_N_Fartz
My concern is how thin the floor must be unless that really is a metre log drill!

我就是好奇这楼板得多薄啊,除非那真的是那种一米长得钻头!

ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
imagine sitting on the floor there

想象一下要是有人坐在那里的地板上
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michael ye
This feels like that one scene from Friends where Joey almost killed chandler

这感觉就像《老友记》里乔伊差点把钱德勒干掉的那一幕场景

Alysha Pursley
They got lucky that no one was standing there

幸好没人站在那里
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#20
I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top

挪梯子得时候,忘了油漆桶还在梯子上面

I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top
ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
How to dye your hair for $10

如何花10美元给自己染发

That_Sexy_Dinosaur
looks like I would do that tbh...

说实话,我也能这样干…

Louis Winterbower 17 hours ago
Is that what they mean by "a painted lady?"

这就是他们所说的"彩妆女郎"吗

Lisa Miller
I did that once when my husband was at work. I blamed it on the cats and got away with it for 15 years until I slipped and said something.

我在我老公上班没在家时候就干过这事。但我说着是我家猫猫闯得祸,这十五年来他一直都信了,直至我说漏了嘴。

Mya Lugar
You just aged by several decades.

你只是老了几十岁而已。

WoodenLion
wait 'till you do it with a 6 lb. drill on top.

还好梯子上面放的不是3公斤重的电钻
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Plan out HVAC, electrical, and plumbing jobs. Wallender said these are vital services that need to be installed when the walls and ceiling are open.

安排好空调、电气管线和管道工作。Wallender说到,这些都是最为重要的装修事宜,这些东西需要在墙体和棚顶内部安装。

"Open walls and ceilings make it easier for the HVAC company to install ductwork for central heating and air conditioning and for electricians and plumbers to run new electrical and plumbing systems."

开放式墙体和棚顶会让装空调的公司更方便安装中央空调的管道系统,当然也会让电工和水管工更容易安装电力、下水管线管道。”

It's also important to mention that in most places, building code requires that only those professionally licensed to do the work can handle this part of the renovation, so carefully check the requirements in your area.

需要注意的是,在大多数地方,建筑规范要求只有那些持有专业执照的人才可以进行这部分的改造工作,所以你需要多仔细查一下你所在地区的要求。

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#21
Could Be Worse

还能比这更糟心的么


That_Sexy_Dinosaur (edited)
Climb thru the window. it'll be much easier sneaking home now

现在爬窗户偷溜回家省事儿多了
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Jan Eivroc
I don't know how they could make such a mistake. Was somebody drunk? or did the house shifted???

我不知道他们怎么会犯这种低级错误。是有人喝多了?还是房子动了??

Wyn Williams
I guess they built the concrete foundation and stairs first and put it on the wrong side

我猜他家先建了混凝土地基和阶梯,但位置搞错了

FaithD
new home for a burglar. One has to stay in shape you know .. practice, practice, practice.

这是小偷的新家吧。你知道,手艺必须常练习、练习,反复练

GoddessOdd
You can always just drop your packages thru the window and then climb up to the door.

你可以把包包从窗口扔进去,然后爬门进屋里。

Hillel Rzepka
My Dad is a general contractor, aged 94. When I showed him this he said "Just move the house over a bit".

我爸以前是个包工头,94岁。当我给他看这个时,他说:“把房子挪过去一点不就行了。”

Shannon Hawks
great for trick or treaters

很适合“不给糖就捣蛋”的人

Cel Ru
Stops door to door sales at least.

至少能把搞推销的人挡在门外
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#22
My Mom's Garage Is Being Renovated. I Think It's Pretty Obvious That They Have 3 Dogs

我妈家翻修车库。很明显,我认为他家有3只狗
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My Mom's Garage Is Being Renovated. I Think It's Pretty Obvious That They Have 3 Dogs
Kathryn Baylis
If there’s some kind of durable clear coating that will fill in the footprints, and smooth and level the surface, I’d be tempted to leave it as is. Conversation piece, and a cool way to remember the dogs after they pass.

如果有一种耐用的透明涂料可以填平爪印,让地表面变得平整,我会很愿意让它保持原样。作为留念,也是在狗死后怀念它们的一个很不错的方式。

GoddessOdd
And this one looks so happy and proud!

这只狗狗看起来很开心很骄傲!
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ItsJess
"I'm helping!"

我也来帮你~

Mary Rose Kent
It looks like the doggos have raccoon friends that come and help them out now and then…

看起来狗狗们有浣熊朋友,时不时地也来帮一把……

Janet Graham
If the concrete is dry enough to park on, how could the dogs leave tracks?

如果地面水泥干透了,狗狗怎么能留下脚印呢?

Christofer B
And what looks like a deer for a friend.

还有一个看起来它还有像鹿的朋友。
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Antony Aston
I'm sure the car would have left more tracks

我敢说车胎印肯定也少不了

Seanette Blaylock
If the concrete is still wet, what's the car doing on it?

要是水泥还没干,那车在上面干嘛?
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Subrata Pradhan
realistic paw aesthetics

现实中的抓痕艺术

Rannveig Ess
Go get that flock of ducks from #1...at least it'd finish this in a more artistic manner

把前面的图里的鸭子弄来…没准艺术气息更为浓厚
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#23
Lockdown Renovations Look So Easy On Instagram

内部装修看起来挺简单的


Random Panda
That's just stupid, what did they think would happen?

太傻了,难道他们就没预料到会出这种事么?

Anna Banana
Well to be fair it is the first coat of white paint on a dark door... It's gonna take at least 2 coats.

说句良心话,这柜门是深色的,这白漆应该是第一层底漆……至少还该再涂一层。

Id row
They need to be taken outside and sprayed.

他们应该把这玩意拿到外面去喷

alantheastronaut
clearly no brain in use there

很明显,干活时根本没用脑子

Janet Graham
There are some people that just never look ahead or think things through.

有些人做事就从不想后果,想想再动手吧。

RoseTheMad
this is why you take your clothes OUT of the closet first, dumb-dumb.

这就是为什么你不把衣服从衣柜里先拿出来的结果,大傻X。

#24
A Lovely Paint Job

漆刷的多好啊
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ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
I mean, who needs to charge their Playstation anyway?

我觉着吧,怎么插游戏机电插头呢?

Mary Rose Kent
From having lived in places like this, this took generations of neglect to reach this acute level of same!

在这种房子住过,几代人的疏忽才达到这么严重的程度!

Lara Verne
Who the hell paint over sockets? It could be dangerous.

插座上能刷油漆么,多危险啊。

Vicki Cooper
Serious question: are people just dumb or really, really lazy. I don’t understand things like this.

一个严肃的问题:干这活的人究竟是蠢还是真的懒。我真想不通。

M O'Connell
This is probably in an apartment. Landlords pay the lowest bidder to go in and paint the whole thing. At such a low margin the painters cut every corner possible.

这可能是出租房。要粉刷房子时房东把这活给了出价最低的人。由于赚不到什么钱,漆工们想尽办法敷衍了事。

John Otruba
almost every apartment in Charlottes id painted similarly. Have to scrape off the outlets to use. Indiscriminate spraying

北卡罗来纳州的夏洛特市里的几乎每一间出租房都这样刷的。必须刮掉插座上的漆才能用。瞎TM刷!

N G
Open up the holes wirh a drill or screwdriver. What could go wrong

用钻头或螺丝刀通一下插座孔。不会出啥问题吧

Seabeast
There is no ground plug hole, so presumably this is a very old outlet that's no longer in use.

插座没有接地的眼,所以这应该是一个很老的插座,已经老得不再用了。

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"Window installation, whether whole-house or partial, almost always plays into a home remodel project," Wallender explained.
"Installing new-construction or replacement windows is a project many homeowners can try, but keep in mind doing it on your own might invalidate the manufacturer's warranty. Check into the requirements and hire a professional if necessary, as that warranty could save you many headaches down the road."

“窗户的安装,无论是整栋房子还是部分,几乎都属于家装改造工程的一部分,” Wallender解释到。
新装或更换窗户是许多房主可以自己做的部分,但请记住,自己动手做的话可能会使制造商的保修失效。看你的要求,如果有必要的话最好请专业人士,因为有保修,这样可以为你省去很多麻烦。”

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#25
Just One Spot Left To Paint Now

现在就差一个地方没刷了

Just One Spot Left To Paint Now
eeeeeeeee
Poor guy looks like he's thinking of jumping.

可怜的家伙看起来想跳了。

Issey
He looks so defeated :(

看起来他以及开始郁闷了
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Jennifer Brekke
Someone PLEASE open the window and toss that man a sandwich!

谁给窗户帮开一下呗,给那个人扔个三明治!

GoddessOdd
I was going to say a rope, but yeah, sandwich and a beer works too!

我本来想说给扔个绳子的,不过三明治加啤酒也行!

CG
If only the poor guy had a Portal gun... or Rings from the new Sonic movies.

要是这个可怜的家伙有把传送门的枪就好了……或者新索尼克电影里的那种套环

RatherLoopy 1 day ago
I've seen way too many of these cartoon re-enactments to believe that anyone is actually dumb enough to paint themselves into a corner.

我在卡通漫画里看过太多这样的场景了,我不相信真的有人刷漆时会蠢到把自己刷到一个圈圈里。

Jp@nda
He's rethinking his life choices

他好像是在重新思考自己人生选择

Colten Woodruff
Climb through the window

爬窗户吧

Glen Ellyn
Call in the helicopter! Don't forget the rescue harness.

叫直升机吧!别忘了带救生索。

#26
You Can't Win If You Don't Try, Huh?

你要是不试一下,就连成功的机会都没了,是吧?

You Can't Win If You Don't Try, Huh?
Sporsbo
Why would you not just use a stud finder?

你为什么不用支柱探测器呢?

Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
*blxblx* You know you can just tap on the wall to find a stud, right? I mean, the rest of the wall will sound hollow and the stud will sound solid

知道你只需要在墙上敲一下就能找到墙里的实体支柱,对吧?我是说,敲墙时候,就能听出来那些地方是空心的,哪里是实心的

AnxietyRiddenMom
This may be how the wall looks behind the TV in my bedroom...

这可能是我家卧室电视机后面的墙看起来的样子……
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Pollywog
Couldn't knock on the wall n tell the difference?!?!?!

敲敲墙不就听出来区别了么?!?!?!

#27
You Had Just One Job, Just One

这活干的!


Mihai Mara
This can be done in five minutes

你必须在5分钟内解决问题

Random Anon
Did the person that installed this not seen a toilet before lol.

装这玩意的人以前没见过厕所吗,哈哈。

Brivid
How did they manage that?

这是怎么整出来的

eve
Oh just imagine to sit down in a hurry and....oh no...

哦,想象一下,匆忙坐下来....哦,不……

RatherLoopy 1 day ago
Toilet seats come fully assembled. The only way this happens is if someone disassembles a toilet seat and intentionally re-assembles it backward.

马桶盖完整。唯一可能的情况是,有人拆散了马桶座圈,故意把拆下的零件反着装上的。
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Karla Lawatsch
At least now there will be an explanation as to why he gets pee all over the floor.

破案了,这就是他为什么尿得满地都是的原因。

Gavin Lepoer
That sure beats my saran wrap trick!!!

比我弄一层保鲜膜的方法还要高明!!

#28
I May Have Used Too Much Spray Foam Insulation To Fill A Hole On The Other Side Of This Wall

另一边的绝缘防潮泡沫喷多了墙体都给顶裂了
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Mihai Mara
Normal phenomenon in cardboard houses

硬纸板房正常现象

Nikki Sevven
It's not cardboard, though; it's sheetrock (or drywall). It replaced traditional lath-and-plaster walls about 70 years ago.

这不是硬纸板;是石膏墙(或石膏板)。大约70年前,它取代了传统的木板条做墙体。

Trophy Husband
TIL spay foam is stronger than drywall!

TIL喷塑泡沫可比石膏板硬多了!

Hannah Edwards
Places build like this must go up like kindling if there’s a fire

像这样的房子,一把火就能给点着了

Enamelcamel
I believe you have hit upon the problem!!!

我相信你已经找到问题所在了!!

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Before the drywall goes up, the insulation must go in. "Look at the options for insulation, and plan to use different types for different areas of the house. You'll need it in the walls and attic, and you might be able to do all of it yourself."

在装石膏板墙之前,需要先填充好保温绝缘材料。“视情况选择,对于房子里不同区域,先想好用哪种隔绝材料。你家的墙和阁楼上都会用到它,或许这部分工作你可以亲自动手去做。”

"You'll close up the walls with drywall: hanging it, mudding it, and sanding it," Wallender continued. "Drywallers hang sheets of drywall, apply drywall compound, and let the compound dry. After drying, they sand it smooth.
Sometimes, they will repeat the process until they achieve a seamless surface. With some practice and patience, you might be able to do this on your own."

“你需要用石膏板把墙封起来:先挂起来,抹些涂层,最后再进行打磨。”装修工人会把干的墙板挂起来,抹上一层涂层,然后阴干。等墙面干透后,再进行打磨。有时,他们会反复进行这个过程,直到他们得到一个平整无缝的表面。你只要稍加练习,多点耐心,也许这个工作你自己就能独立完成。”

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#29
This Is Why You Don't Hire Contractors Who Secure Cabinets To Dry Wall Only. Thousands In Damage Last Night

这就是自己干不找专业人士的后果,昨晚损失惨重


Beth S
Thank goodness no one was under that clusterfuck.

谢天谢地,幸亏底下没人。

UpupaEpops
I had this happen with my wall-mounted bookshelf. Which was installed directly above my bed. Thank God I noticed in time and didn't just fall into bed and sleep.

我家壁挂式书柜就是这样。就安装在我的床正上方。幸亏我及时发现,没在床上睡觉。

New Everywhere
Omg glad you didn't get hurt. I would've been livid!

你没伤着吧。要我的话我肯定会气疯的!

Paul
Contractors that do shoddy work like that almost certainly don't have insurance and regularly shut down and reform under new names to prevent any kind of action being taken against them.

做工像这样差的装修公司几乎肯定不提供保险,这种公司经常跑路,然后换个新公司名继续开,怕人找后账。

BlueApple
Oh no my snacks!!

哦~我的小零食~

ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
you screwed up in the wrong spot bro

你找错地方了,兄弟

#30
She wanted the shower head up high so tall people didn't have to crouch or lean way back. Came home to find this, which shoots the water straight across to the opposite wall

她想把淋浴头装的高些,这样的话,洗澡的时候就不用哈着腰或靠后了。但回家后就发现装成了这样,水都能直接喷到对面墙上了
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Erin Eubanks
Why would you leave while having anything in your house remodeled?? That is just stupid.

装修公司工人在干活的时候你人没在边上看着?傻了吧!

Anna Banana
What a weird cultural difference: practically all showerheads are adjustable height where I live... This would only be seen in a swimming pool or something.

多么奇怪的文化差异:在我住的地方,几乎所有的淋浴喷头的高度都是可调的……这种淋浴喷头只在游泳池之类的地方才有。
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Id row
The tile work looks jacked, too.

这瓷砖贴的好像也有点问题

Laneypoh
Ok ok, so this is what you have to do. Walk to the other side of the shower and just lean against the wall the waters shooting at. Then bathe

好吧,你以后只能这样。身体贴到喷头对面的墙上,靠喷头喷过来的水洗澡了

Sheila Stamey
This is just an ahole move I think

我觉着这有点过分了

SCP-3998
That's easy to fix; unscrew shower head, install new shower head.

好解决,拧下原先的花洒头,换个新的。

#31
How These Pipes Were Installed

这管子咋装的

How These Pipes Were Installed
Karla Lawatsch
Square corner shelf- yeah, I can picture it...

我估么着,可能是想在这地方放个方形架子

BlueApple
The cats bed goes in the corner.

这地方放猫窝的吧

Rick Hoppenbrouwer
Forgot to rotate before securing?

水管固定前忘转方向了?

Janet Graham
The pipe bender needs some remedial training.

水暖工的技该加强一下了

Anthony Mann
Laundry basket space

放洗衣篮的?

#32
My Lovely Wife Bought A New Screen And A Cat Door To Go In It. Took A Few Hours And She Was So So Proud Of Herself

我美女老婆买了带猫门的纱窗。她花了好几个小时废了好大劲终于装好,她对自己的成果感到非常非常地骄傲


lenka
Its a beer chute! Now you can pass out beer and wine without letting the flies in!

这是递啤酒的小门吧!现在你可以安心递啤酒的同时防止苍蝇飞进来了!

MagicalUnicorn
i bet cat can manage that with no issues :D

我敢打赌这难度对猫猫来说小菜一碟。

ItsJess
She did a nice job installing the cat door...

这个猫门你老婆装的不错…

Shamali Wije
Flying cat, maybe?

飞猫用的门?
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Elena Ferranti
You're a Genius...

简直就是天才~

Colten Woodruff
Get a cat trampoline then they can still use it

给猫猫准备个蹦床兴许还能继续用用

Anthony Nizza
I'm proud of her too

我也为她感到骄傲

Rick Hoppenbrouwer
Maybe get a bird.

这是给鸟用的吧

Ece Cenker
Thay have to buy a pair of parakeets now.

他们现在必须得买一对鹦鹉。

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Next comes the carpentry that is not supportive, such as baseboards, molding, trim around windows and doors, and built-in elements (bookcases or breakfast nooks). Fine carpentry gives your house that finished touch.
When those are done, move on to interior painting, wallpaper, and other finishing work. "Many homeowners can handle the work of painting interior walls, hanging wallpaper, painting molding and trim, or staining and sealing trim," Wallender said. "All of these detail-oriented surface finishes should be some of the last items you do indoors, as this work can damage other parts of the process. For instance, should you paint before installing or sanding your flooring or the reverse? This is debatable. Laying flooring first means that paint might get on the flooring. Painting first means that the floor sander may scuff your walls."

接下来是相对次要的木工工作,比如安装踢脚板、走线、门窗周围的饰物和固定家具(比如书架或饭桌)。细致的木工活会让你家的房子焕然一新。当这些工作完成后,下一步就是室内内墙喷涂,贴壁纸和其他收尾工作。Wallender说:“类似内墙喷涂、贴墙纸、上漆、装饰,或着色抹缝工作,很多房主自己都能做。” 所有这些注重打磨细节的工作都应该是你做室内装修的最后一件事,但这种工作可能会造成意外的损坏。比如,你是该在铺设或抛光地板前刷漆,还是相反?这是有争议的。先铺地板意味着油漆可能会沾落到地板上。先刷墙壁意味着地板打磨机可能会顶坏墙壁。”

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#33
GF And I Have Covid. Heater Went Out, Technician Can't Come Out Due To Quarantine. Decided To Try And Fix It Myself. Tripped Over A Pipe And Fell Through The Ceiling

我和女友都得了新冠。加热器坏了,因为隔离售后技术人员来不了。只能自己试着修好。但不小心拌到一跟管子,从棚顶摔了下来
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Mihai Mara
That's not a ceiling, that's a cardboard in a doll house

这棚顶简直就像是木偶屋里的纸板一样
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Lemonclouds20
UK attics are like this also... You have to walk on the beams only!

英国房子里的阁楼也是这样的…你只能踩着房梁走!

Jeff Bunn
At least you fell into the closet and not the living room or kitchen!! LOL

还好你没掉在客厅或厨房里,只是橱柜!哈哈

Gavin Lepoer
I see alot of nailer and not one screw. What holds your drywall up?

我看到很多钉子,却没有一个螺丝。是什么钉住你家棚顶版的?

Colten Woodruff
Maybe you should just wait

或许你多等一阵就好了

#34
Askew Angles

角度有点歪


Pryjmaty
This would drive me bonkers!

这会让我抓狂的!

Suck it Trebek
Omg that would make me insane. Like to the point I wouldn't be able to use this sink.

天啊,这会让我疯的。这水槽我是不想用了。

Colten Woodruff
Love it. Who made it I want to hire them

太棒了,谁干的,我都想雇他了

Garth Horsfield
Oh heck I can't look at it!

见鬼,简直都无法直视。

Elvira Dirge
I could almost tolerate it if the gap weren't there.

歪得不厉害的话,兴许我还能忍忍

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Then install flooring. "Your final floor covering will vary depending upon the room; for instance, you might choose laminate, solid hardwood, engineered wood, or carpet for various living and bedroom areas and vinyl, tile, or marble for bathrooms and kitchens."

之后是铺设地板。“最终用到的地板需要根据房间的不同而做出不同的选择;比如,客厅和卧室你可能会选择层压板、实木地板、复合地板或各种不同的地毯,浴室和厨房会用到乙烯基、瓷砖或大理石。”

But no matter what you choose, Wallender suggests installing the flooring as late as possible in the renovation process. This will save your flooring surface from significant damage.

但无论你做出什么选择,Wallender建议在装修过程中地板尽可能放到最后铺设。这样可以避免你的地板表面受到严重损坏。

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#35
True Story: So I Tried To Open The Door To See How The Installation Was Going. Tried

真事:我想进门看看安装进度怎样了,于是…

True Story: So I Tried To Open The Door To See How The Installation Was Going. Tried
Zero
Oh that was intentional. Those things are screwed into the wall on either side of the door; they knew what they were doing.

啊,这是故意的吧。这东西是用螺丝固定在门两边墙上的;他们知道自己在干什么么?

MoniqueG
Installation of what???

怎么装的???

Frank Miller
Seriously, how stupid does someone have to be to do something like that??

说真的,能做出这种事的人得多傻啊?
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Janet Graham
Ah, guys? I think we may have a problem here.

啊,哥么?我想我们有麻烦了。

#36
Neat Fan Installation

吊扇装的刚刚正好


Hermien Greeff
Long-term goals - once the roof falls in there will be natural ventilation.

往长远里看——万一屋顶塌了,通风就自然了。

Beth S
I do hope that wasn't a support beam. LOL

我希望那最好不是承重柱。哈哈

Karl Leaning
that is one powerful fan.

这风扇太厉害了

Jeff Bunn
That’s pretty risky with a load-bearing beam!!!

这对承重柱来说是相当危险的!!

Daniel Fincher 13 hours ago
those are tough fan blades...

风扇叶真硬啊
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Gavin Lepoer
Hahahaha that's genius!

哈哈哈,真是天才!

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Once the inside is done, or at least close to it, you can work on the exterior of the house. "With the house mostly finished, it is safe to put on the gutters and siding. You do not want to do this earlier unless absolutely necessary, because doors and windows may get punched out, thus ruining the exterior job," Wallender said.

室内部分一旦装修完成,或接近完成,你就可以开始考虑房子外部装修了。房屋改造大体完工,现在可以安全着手安装下水和外墙体了,但除非绝对必要,否则最好不要太早动手,因为门窗可能会出现改动,从而干扰屋子外部工作。”

"Now you can also consider external renovations that might be connected to the house, such as adding a front porch or sunroom. Now is also the time to think about the parts that are entirely separate from the house, such as detached garages or swimming pools."

现在你也可以考虑一些可能与房子相关的外部装修工作,比如增加一个前廊或日光房。现在也应该考虑与房子完全分开的部分,比如独立车库或游泳池。”

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#37
Having My Bathroom Remodeled And They Installed My Shower At Less Than Knee Height

我家浴室重新装修了下,他们把淋浴器头安地方还没我的膝盖高


Fishy Squid
I mean it is good for Washing a certain part of your body...

我的意思是它对洗你身体上某个部位时挺方便的…
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Wyn Williams
Yep you can sit comfortably in the bath and wash your hair :)

是的,你可以舒服地坐在浴缸里洗头发:)

Aahzmandus Pervect
It's a handheld shower, just pick it up.

着是手持式淋浴器,用手拿着用的。

Xottel
I saw this once when I stayed at a hotel in Czechia. Maybe it's a cultural difference?

我在捷克的一家酒店住时见过一次。也许是文化差异?
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#38
I Mean, You Could've Rotated The Toilet, But Whatever

我是说,你可以把马桶转一下的,可…算了


chonky_rubberband
modern problems require modern solutions

现代问题需要现代解决方案

Janet Graham
That is thinking outside of the box. Or room. Or whatever.

这就是跳出思维定势的结果。或把房子改了。或改其他什么的。

Laurel Leon
My neighbor has a toilet with a triangular tank made to fit in the corner. Never knew they made them until she showed me.

我邻居的厕所角落里就有一个三角形的水箱。直到她给我看,才敢信他们真是这么弄了。

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Don't be too hard on yourself if these tasks seem daunting. Earlier this year, a study of 2,000 UK property owners found almost half (48 percent) don’t think their home will ever be ‘finished’ – with some of the bigger tasks still in progress ranging from loft conversions to half-done home offices.

如果感觉这些装修改造工作太困难,就不要对自己太苛刻。今年早些时候,一项针对2000名英国业主的研究发现,近一半(约48%)的人认为他们的房子永远不会“完工”,从阁楼改造到完成一半的家庭办公室,一直有更多的装修改造工作进行当中。

Some of the top reasons for these jobs being left unfinished include not having the skills required to complete them (22 percent), underestimating the time it would take to manage the project (20 percent), and underbudgeting (16 percent).

导致这些工作未完成的主要原因包括技能水平不足(22%)、低估完工时间(20%)和预算不足(16%)。

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#39
"June, We Don't Need No Handyman, These Are Easy To Put In"

“June,我们不用找杂工了,这东西很容易装进去”


David Eckel
You wanted better ventilation, right?

你想通风情况能更好些,是吧?

Leah zzstu Merritt
Did somebody make those gashes in the wall, or were they made by the fan?

墙上的这些裂缝是人弄吗,还是扇叶弄的?

Martin Kaine
The problem lies in those two blades. Shorten those two blades and everything will work out just fine.

问题出在那两个叶片上面。把这两个叶片弄短点,问题不就都解决了。

#40

Irish Lad
The current term is fail. The real term is moron.

通俗说法是失败,实际就一SB

Suck it Trebek
Time to get the sawsall.

找把锯子吧

SG108
Leave the ladder there. Then, when the wind blows the dish, the ladder is right there for quick repairing.

梯子就放在哪吧。以后卫星天线要是被风吹歪了,梯子就在那里,随时就能给收拾好的。