中国男孩把鞭炮扔进集水井，引发爆炸

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Jeremy Sitorus
This is the third time SCMP has had to report on a kid causing a manhole detonation

这是SCMP第三次报告一个小孩引起了下水道爆炸

Krapto
Chinese kids with firecrackers: * exist *
Manholes :  * Sweats nervously *

中国孩子放鞭炮：*出现了*
检修孔：*紧张地出汗*

ShanRovic
“Luckily no one is injured”
The boy will be, once his parents know about this

“幸好没人受伤”
一旦他父母知道这件事，那孩子就会死的

Paul Simon
Parents should always monitor their child especially in public places.

父母应该看护好孩子，尤其是在公共场所。

美狗日杂勿用汉语
As a kid with firecrackers in hand, a manhole is just too wholesome and effective to not detonate.

作为一个手里拿着鞭炮的孩子，检修孔实在太卫生，太有效了，不能不炸。

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KY 21
Luckily the little kids escaped quickly when this happened.

幸运的是，当这件事发生时，孩子们很快逃走了。

General Tso
"Hopefully nobody will notice me throwing garbage into the bush"

“希望没人注意到我往灌木丛里扔垃圾”

·Nightmare Alpha·
The covers flying out are oddly satisfying

盖子被炸飞的画面引起舒适

Aldensin
Chinese kids starting a trend : "Exploding a manhole"

中国孩子开始流行：“轰炸下水道”

OKOK Conan
Kid: drop firecracker down a manhole
Nearest toilet: Again ?!

孩子：把鞭炮扔进下水道
最近的厕所：又来了？！

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W1LL Y0U FUCC 0FF
Pennywise is gonna have a rough day.

Pennywise今天会很难熬的。（Pennywise，美国R级恐怖影片《小丑回魂》里的反派boss，暗搓搓的窝在下水道）

Zero Cool
Did only i spotted man with a box, throwing trash to flowerbed right before explosion?

只有我看到那个拿着盒子的人，在爆炸前把垃圾扔到花坛上吗？

Typical ChineseGuy
As a wise bomber once said, "Art is an explosion."

一名智慧的投弹手曾经说过的：“艺术是一场爆炸。”

Iron 451
Everyone probably thought it was a bomb

大家可能都以为是炸弹

Sonia Shetke
Imagine if someone had walked over  one of those manholes
This is really dangerous

想象一下，如果有人走过其中一个检修孔
这真的很危险

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zArcadiosz Fraous
Again? How many time is this now? Parent should really need to take their time watching their own kids instead playing phones man.

再一次？这是第几次了？父母真的应该花时间看自己的孩子，而不是玩手机。

Owen
Dad litters garbage against a bush. Kid thinks, "Watch this, dad!"

爸爸把垃圾倒在灌木丛里。孩子想，“看这个，爸爸！”

Claire Peng
That guy in the front was tossing trash on to the bush..

前面那个家伙在往灌木丛里扔垃圾。。

Incredible Angel
Someone’s in trouble

有人有麻烦了

bubble isback
When it exploded it looked like candy crush irl.

当它爆炸的时候，它看起来像是糖果压碎机。

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unsatisfied review3r
BREAKING NEWS: Kid scared the fk out of bystanders

突发新闻：孩子吓坏了旁观者

John the Wicked
Firecracker....parent of the year. How to lose your fingers as a child.

爆竹…年度最佳家长。小时候如何失去手指。

Kublai胡B咧咧
kids: fire in the hole
the policemen: come to my office, wer''r recruiting

孩子们：向下水道开火
警察：到我办公室来，我们招人

Luke Work
It''s been a while since Chinese social media has one of those heated debate..

中国社交媒体已经有一段时间没有出现这样的热议了。。

[カイザー江ノ島]Kaiser Enoshima
"Terrorist win"
-Counterstrike announcer

“XX分子获胜”
-反击播音员

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Kar Almom
No one gonna talk about how the manhole lids perfectly fell in their spots 

怎么没人讨论井盖是怎么完全掉进去的

Kingston Wang
Boy: *throw firecracker in manhole
What he imagines
Vietnam war tunnel rat

男孩：*把鞭炮扔进下水道
他咋想的？
越战隧道鼠吗

Custodio Jamal
Remember "Art is an explosion" by the wisest man in anime

记住动漫界最聪明的人所说的“艺术是爆炸”

Taiyi Pan
Oh it''s another one of those videos. SCMP must have posted many similar kinds of manhole explosion videos before.

哦，这是另一个视频。SCMP以前肯定发布过很多类似的沙井爆炸视频。

Extremely Salty Player
Maybe kids should all just get addicted to their phones because I''d rather have antisocial kids than whatever these kids are

也许更应该让孩子们沉迷于他们的手机，我宁愿自己的孩子不爱社交，也不愿要这么个熊孩子

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H2O Addict
Lol that chinese kid totally knew what''s going to happen

哈哈，那个中国孩子完全知道会发生什么

Ethan Koh
This looks like a new and effective way to play wack a mole

这看起来像是一种新式打地鼠

Nicola Pegg
What a naughty child, his parents clearly need teaching a lesson themselves

真是个淘气的孩子，他的父母显然需要自己给他们上一课

?? Ezra and Gracee’s studios ??
Thats boy isn’t injured until his parents find out-

那个男孩在他父母发现之前没有受伤-

Blast King
kid probably watch it on social media and try it out himself

孩子可能会在社交媒体上看到（这个），然后跃跃欲试

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Indigo Lilies
He should be sent on a probation of some sort this is how terrorists are made ... I would hope it doesn''t come to that but this kid knew better ...

他应该被送去缓刑这就是XX分子是如何被制造出来的。。。我希望不会变成那样，但这孩子更清楚。。。

Egbert McFliesterheimer
Why would he do such a thing?  Little devil.

他为什么要做这样的事？小恶魔。

Al Yeung
Scmp: there was heated discussion online.  When isnt there?

Scmp：网上有激烈的讨论。有不激烈的时候吗？

Maxwell Peter
moral of the story: fire and methane don''t mixed well

这个故事的寓意是：火和甲烷不能很好地混合

David Lee
It seems that SCMP has a fetishism on manholes

似乎SCMP对检修孔有一种崇拜

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???? Q????
Dude throw napkin in the brushes at 0:15
Next five years
Dude: Throw in Trash

15秒处，那家伙把餐巾扔草丛里了
未来五年小子：（给我）扔去垃圾桶

LordVrathz
All fun and games till a kid turns the mall into a battleship

所有的快乐和游戏直到这孩子将商场变战场（没有了）

Fdev
He is indeed son of the dragon)

他的确是龙的传人

bubble isback
Not again... this is like the 3rd time

不会还来吧...这好像都第三次了

P M
Imagine what people sitting on the toilet felt that day

试想坐马桶上的人的感受

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Clumsy AF
This ain’t the first time this has occurred, given how strict Chinese law is I hope the parents are okay though.

这已经不是第一次了，考虑到中国法律有多么严格，我希望家长们没事。

Andy Lee
Kids should never have the habit of dropping things into others'' holes even if it''s a manhole

孩子们不应该有把东西扔进别人的洞里的习惯，哪怕是一个检修孔

c h r
boy: oh fun firecracker fits in hole? yEEt and run

男孩：哦，爆竹扔进洞里？快跑

Ryan Chao
Didn''t this happen a few months ago where a child was sent flying?

几个月前不是也有一个孩子就这样被送上天的吗？

ghostofsolomon
Joker''s summer camp open for application.

小丑夏令营开放申请。

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Well Make it worth
This be old nevertheless a very important reminder

这是一个非常重要的提醒

Clarity
Imagine standing right on top of one of the manholes...

想象一下如果正站在一个检修孔的正上方。。。

Carl Montano
This gives Fire in the Hole a whole new meaning HAHA

这给了“小心手雷”这个词一个全新的意义哈哈（Fire in the hole在baiCF游戏中翻译为“小心手雷”。“Fire in the hole”实际意思为“小心”，“退后”，或者”一些兴奋/重要的事情即将发生”）

Xzal Li
It’s the parents fault for not taking care of their kid, speaking of which where tf is his parents?

父母不看官孩子是他们的错，说到这里，他的父母在哪里？

Just Some Guy with a Mask on
0:47 so no one is gonna talk about it huh

0:47所以没人会谈论这个

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Kei Key
This channel is strange. 90% of it''s contents is about bad things happening with Chinese people,... Are you a trump ess?

这个频道很奇怪。它90%的内容是关于中国人身上发生的坏事，。。。你是懂王吗？

1 ??? ?????? 2022?
why no one is talking about the sewer covers(what ever it is) landed perfectly back to where it was

为什么没有人谈论下水道盖（不管它是什么）完全回到了原来的位置

nxxinopes ?
legends say the boy got beat up when he got home

据说那男孩回家后被暴打了一顿

Himanshu Singh
Methane gas. When parents leave their children unattended, they sometimes meet accidents, some of which turn out to be fatal.

甲烷气体。当父母让孩子无人看管时，他们有时会遇到意外，其中有些是致命的。

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Mia Cruz
They were just reprimanded? That could cause someone to be injured or even cause death. Shouldn’t they be fined at least?

他们只是被训斥吗？可能会导致人受伤甚至死亡。他们至少应该被罚款啊？

Edward Chong
C bomb department: We will watch over your career with great interest.

中国原子弹部：我们看好你。

En Ei Zee
Lucaas needs to copy strike this video because they took his famous line “ luckily no one was injured” without his permission!

卢卡斯需要复制这个视频，因为他们未经他的许可用了他的著名台词“幸好没有人受伤”！

Tad
There goes his social credit score.

他的社会信用分要被扣了。

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Ichirou Takashima
Since this is China. It probably ended like this.
0:33 "The boy and his family have been reprimanded and never to be seen again."

因为这是中国。可能就这样结束了。
0:33“男孩和他的家人被训斥，再也见不到了。”

Narrative Look
Why are there just in last year over 6 Chinese kid’s cases just like this?

为什么这种事去年发生了六回？

Albert John
Punished their parents severly, these is insane

严厉惩罚他们的父母，这太疯狂了

Gold Ground
I focused on the man in the pickup, he didn''t seem to react at all 

我把注意力集中在皮卡上的那个人身上，他似乎一点反应都没有

Wei Chen
I could a man in black coat littering too....

我能看见一个穿黑外套的人也乱扔垃圾。。。。

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Dz Nuts
china haters are gonna say that family is......
lol haters gonna hate

憎恨中国的人会说这个家庭......
有些人就是看什么都不顺眼

Lightning Fox
That kid knew what was gonna happen. That''s why he ran

那孩子知道会发生什么。所以他才跑

Rauhaan Inamdar
Dude that was like a movie scene 

伙计，那就像电影里的场景

JonLa89
As much as he''s going to get in trouble I''ve got to say he''s achieved my childhood dream of doing this one thing to find out what would happen and what did happen was all that methane in ammonia ignited so yes folks sewer gas is real so no flames near the manhole covers

虽然说他会陷入麻烦，但是我想说他实现了我儿时的梦想，氨中所有的甲烷都被点燃了，所以下水道里的气体是真实存在的，所以不要在井盖周围玩火。