中国男子隔离期间从四楼窗户“遛”狗

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Not Important
if he made the lift better honestly wouldn''t care.

如果他把这绳子做得更好些，说实话我不会管的。

Mistseeker
Genius! But he should get a better rope and harness, tying clothes together does indeed feel unsafe and problematic.

天才呀！但是他应该弄个更好的绳子和挽具，把衣服系在一起真让人觉得有问题，不安全。

potatomato :p
Next: chinese man walks dog from a different universe.

下一条新闻：中国男子从另一个宇宙遛狗。

Nothing Follows
He''s going to build a lift for the doggo in the near future.

在不久的将来他会为这只狗狗建一个电梯的。

Robin
The fact that people still worry about the dog getting infected outdoors when nobody can go outside 

事实是当没有人能出门的时候，人们还是担心这只狗会在室外受到感染。

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Ernest Jay
It''s okay as long as that dog didn''t get hurt

只要那只狗没受伤就没事儿。

TOXIK
The dog be like hi I''m rapunzel

这只狗就像“嗨，我是长发姑娘”

Meiichan
I''m afraid if the rope is suddenly ripped

我怕那根绳子突然断了。

Vaustin
This could be a genius move if he use mountain climbing ropes and also a harness for the dog. Using a cloth is not really safe and if somehow one of the cloth got loose the dog would go brrrrrr BAM!! Then became a burger.

如果他用登山绳和狗狗的挽具的话，这真是天才一举。用衣服真的不太安全，如果其中的 一块布松了，这只狗就会啊啊啊地掉下去，砰地一声！！然后就变成一个狗汉堡了。

Mr Loke DEJAVU
Us fake news be like:
Chinese hung his dog out of window

美国假新闻会这么写：
中国人把他的狗吊在窗户外头

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Sean Lee
you know he''s used that blanket rope to leave from the belcony when he''s girlfriend''s husband returns home

了解到他之前发现他女朋友的老公回家时，用毛毯拼接绳从阳台溜了。

Narf03
somebody gonna invent a 5g dog walker machine.

有人会想发明一个5g遛狗器的。

Annabelle Phen Lee
That''s really...I have no words except for the words I just typed.

这真的…我已经没词形容了。

JC Yin
“What if the dog gets the coronavirus after the walk?” 

“如果狗狗散步之后感染了新冠病毒怎么办？”

wiiistful
On one hand it''s a really dangerous and irresponsible act, both for the dog and the community, on the other hand you can''t ask dogs to understand what is happening now and to change its needs.

对于狗狗和社区来说，这真的是很危险且不负责的行为。另一方面，你也不能要求狗狗了解现在的新冠疫情，或是改变它们的需求吧。

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Mila Sophia
Reminds me of the Hitchcock movie "Rear Window". There is a similar scene...

让我想起了导演希区柯克的电影《后窗》，这情景太像了…

Adolf Eichmann
What if the cloth broke when picking him up 

如果他悬空的时候那布撕破了怎么办？

Panzer Meyer
She should make a 5km long “leash”

他应该弄个5千米长的“皮绳”。

tiktok and roblox
Old be  like :Is that a dog I see flying  wait let me get my specks....he''ll  yeah it is 

老年人会这样：我是看见那只狗在飞吗？等我去拿眼镜….它会，是真的。

Erzebeth Cavanaugh
It''s all fun and games till the made-rope breaks--

这太搞笑了，等绳子一断，游戏结束。

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Unknown Person
At least the poor dog got some exercise. Imagine being trapped inside for so long.

至少这可怜的小狗得到锻炼了，想想它被关在室内那么久

Yi Han
Maybe i should do this

可能我也应该这么做

sushi sin
If dog caught covid from him and let loose dog affect others.

如果小狗被他传染了新冠，然后把小狗放了传染给了其他人

JL C
I mean atleast he is doing his best just wish the ‘lift’ was more secure haha but yeah he clearly loves the dog and doesn’t want it to miss out on his walkies hopefully he can get a securer way to get up and down lol

我觉得至少他在尽力做好，希望这个“直达电梯”会更安全，哈哈哈。但他显然很爱小狗，所以不想错过狗狗散步的机会，希望他有更安全的方式”坐电梯“哈哈哈

SlupitaB
They care about there little dog. Just like everyone said a better harness

他们关心自己的狗狗，但是就像大家所说的，应该搞一个更好的挽具。

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Delam??n Error 503
Pat & Mat, the two "innovative" handymen, would approve of this. RSPCA.. not so much..

两位“创新”的杂工帕特&马特会赞同这一点。英国防止虐待动物协会..不会太同意.

F SL
SCMP : calm down. We''re just having some fun.

南华早报：冷静。我们只是在找乐子

python Java
Next: Chinese man walks dog from a different dimension.

接下来:中国人从不同维度遛狗

Angela Moka
Wow I wish I have a dog and I am early

哇，我希望我有一只狗，我有时间  

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TheExpert
Please dele this before my Great Dane sees

请在我的大丹犬看到之前把这个删了

Jin the Virgin
Next thing we gonna hear is drones walking dogs.

接下来我们会听到无人机遛狗

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CarpeDiem
Genius idea he just needs to get a safer rope method

天才的想法他只需要一个更安全的绳子

superturbo2
This was actually quite innovative.

这实际上很有创意

naresvari pradipta
Go to lobby first and start from there. It''s more make sense for me. Everybody will understan that.

先去大堂，从那里开始。我觉得这样更合理。每个人都会明白的。

John Chen
It looks like a video from 1 year ago when Wuhan locked down completely. That’s why they had to make their own rope. 

看起来像是1年前武汉封城的视频。这就是为什么他们必须自己做绳子

SL
I have seen video of an old Italian couple doing the same with their dog in the middle of the pandemic. People actually find it funny and smart (as long as the animal is in no immediate danger). I would have use mountain climbing rope instead of that rope made out of old clothes.

我看过一段视频，一对意大利老夫妇在大流行期间对他们的狗做了同样的事情。人们实际上觉得它既有趣又聪明(只要动物没有直接危险)。我会用登山绳代替旧衣服做绳子

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We Do Talk About What ARMY Stands For
Now try that on a kid. Then we will see ppl reactions.

现在在一个孩子身上试试。然后我们会看到人们的反应

Lori Touma
Haha what a great idea!! Still gets to walk his dog.. outside

哈哈好主意！！仍然可以遛狗..外面

Malou Navarro
I wonder what will the owner do if the leash breaks while the dog is roaming around

我想知道当狗在四处游荡时，如果皮带断了，主人会怎么办

Messenger
The great escape 
Respect for this man

大逃亡 向他表示敬意

Ethan Fairweather
Creative. If he plans on doing that again now he might wanna come up with an actual full scale leash. Amazon sells sewing machines.

创意。如果他现在打算再做一次，他可能会想出一个真正的全尺寸皮带。亚马逊卖缝纫机

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Joice Mou
At least the dog got ot walk iguess, but it doesnt look very safe, mayeb soemthgi nmroe secure...

至少可以遛狗了，但是看起来很危险

Kamp Gumeson
just put on a mask and walk around the parking area for 5  min and back in

戴上口罩，在停车场走5分钟，然后回来

hey daddy
I guess i need 5 more people to lift dog

我想我还需要5个人来抬狗

Luqman Al-Syubair
What if the dog is strong enough to pull the owner down.... 

如果狗足够强壮，能把主人拉下来怎么办....

Isac ADC
This video  reminds me of  myself when i was 12 .....

这个视频让我想起了我12岁时的自己.....  

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Justice Reporter
poor dog must be scared to death.

可怜的狗一定被吓死了。

Ddaeng On The Building
GENIUS!

天才

Bryce
What if someone gets a scissor then cuts the "leash"

如果有人拿了把剪刀，然后割断了绳子怎么办

Jay Chun
Aren''t we smart? 

难道我们不聪明吗？

I like mine medium rare
this is sad, funny and infuriating

令人悲伤、好笑和愤怒

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Screech Rrr
I could see maybe if you used a basket system or something instead, and used a different rope besides some torn clothes.

我更期望你用篮子或者其他东西代替，另外别的绳子代替那些破衣服

Samantha Kims
he could''ve used a basket to make a lift rather than just pulling the dog using it''s harness,it would be much more safer too

他本可以用一个篮子把狗提上去，而不是靠项圈把狗拽回去，那样也一定更安全

Hans Weissmann
Did the dog do its sinful business? With THAT wrapping on! SCMP, I see your future employee of the year, right there!

狗狗便便了吗？被包裹成那样！南华早报，我看到你未来的年度雇员，就在那里

Phobos Deimos
We can do the same with the owner

我们可以对狗主人做同样的事情

Same guy
So what let the man Walk his dog

那又如何，让他遛狗吧

CrazyCat Meow
If they only made a pulley system of some sort  involving a small basket to bring down and  hoist up the doggy, it would be better since it is a small dog. Bigger dogs, well have to sit it out during lockdown. Best if people prepare for situations like these in the future and build something sturdier in case of another lockdown inmh

如果他们只做了一个滑轮系统，包括一个小篮子可以放下来升起小狗，那就更好了，因为它是一只小狗。更大的狗，在居家隔离期间就只能耐心等待了。最好是人们为将来类似的情况做好准备，建造一些更坚固的东西，以防将来再次发生居家隔离