美国油轮波斯湾遭袭，网友：公司高管只关心保险，不关心人命

Pangpingpong:
It's OK, the US offered to insure the ship. No rich people will lose money if the ship is lost and the crew perishes.
 
没事，美国说了会给船投保。船没了、船员死了，有钱人也不会亏钱。
 
ManWhoSoldTheWorld01:
The environment, it gets harmed too.
 
环境也会受到损害。
 
GreatGojira:
The environment? What are you some furry woke communist!?!?!?!?!?
Men don't care about the environment! The Department of War is about STRENGTH!
 
环境？你是什么毛茸茸的觉醒共产主义者！？
男人不在乎环境！战争部要的是力量！
 
ExcitingRelief2497:
LMaoOO That's exactly what Trump would say.
 
哈哈哈这完全是特朗普会说的话。
 
Echo418:
No way, those sentences are way too coherent for him.
 
不可能，那些话对他来说太有条理了。
 
OrangutanFirefighter:
Yeah I think it might go more like this.
"We were just sailing peacefully. And then crooked Hillary came and blew our ships up. We tried. We really tried to be peaceful. That's what they say. We offered them everything but then Iran and crooked Hillary attacked America.
Well you know what, we don't let people attack America. I am going to single handedly protect America from these terrorists. I am hereby sending 30,000 people to Iran. Iran who, I might add, refused peace 9 times. 9. Well we can't all be nice honest people. So I'm retaliating against Iran now. I had to do it, they left us no other choice"
 
我觉得可能会这么说：
"我们只是和平航行。然后狡猾的希拉里炸了我们的船。我们努力了。我们真的努力保持和平。他们都这么说。我们什么都给了他们，但是伊朗和狡猾的希拉里攻击了美国。
好吧，我们不能让别人攻击美国。我要单枪匹马保护美国免受这些恐怖分子伤害。我在此向伊朗派遣3万人。伊朗，我补充一句，拒绝和平9次。9次。不是所有人都能当好人。所以我现在要报复伊朗。我不得不这么做，他们逼我们没别的选择"
 
HowYouMineFish:
You were doing so well until 'hereby'!
 
你说得挺好直到"在此"这个词！
 
EnvironmentalCut6789:
100% lol. Your username sounds like some poor soul in the State Dept that knows their role.
 
100%哈哈。你的用户名听起来像是国务院里知道自己角色的可怜虫。
 
mlody11:
I can imagine it already. No damage, no damage, no damage to the environment. You're the damage to the environment. We're doing the best, all the things, for the environment.
 
我能想象了。没有损害、没有损害、环境没有损害。损害环境的是你。我们在尽力做所有事，为了环境。
 
Bannable_Lecter:
Are you joking?? I'm so conservative I even conserve the ENVIRONMENT. Beat that!
 
你在开玩笑吗？？我保守到连环境都保护。服不服！
 
Cachar:
You misunderstand, conservatism is just about conserving social and economic hierarchies. Conserving the environment is the opposite! Because reasons.
 
你理解错了，保守主义只是维护社会和经济阶层。保护环境恰恰相反！因为原因。
 
definitelynotIronMan:
The ship can be towed outside the environment.
... I hate that Trumpers may actually take that notion seriously, instead of satirically.
 
船可以拖到环境之外。
...我讨厌特朗普支持者可能真的会认真对待这个说法，而不是讽刺。
 
rweedn:
A missile hit it, it in the middle of the gulf? Chance in a million
 
导弹击中了它，在海湾中间？百万分之一的机会
 
kingtacticool:
During a war? I'd like to remind everyone thats not very typical.
 
在战争期间？我想提醒大家这可不常见。
 
Beelzebeetus:
But it's not a war according to the Reichlings
 
但根据那些纳粹追随者，这不是战争
 
GalacticCmdr:
Into another environment?
 
拖到另一个环境？
 
wagadugo:
Sure There's nothing out there but sea… and birds… and fish… and 20,000 tons of crude oil… and a fire
 
当然那里除了海...还有鸟...还有鱼...还有两万吨原油...还有一场大火
 
Calneon:
And the part of the ship that the front fell off of, but that's it!
 
还有船头掉下来的部分，但就这样！
 
revolvingpresoak9640:
Never follow a warship to a second location.
 
永远别跟着军舰去第二个地方。
 
Discombombulatedfart:
Yeah, just spin up another DEV instance since PROD is fucked.
 
对，既然生产环境完蛋了，就再开一个开发实例呗。
 
sirenbrian:
As long as the front doesn't fall off…
 
只要船头不掉下来…
 
CrackingToastGromet:
lol I actually want to see that go viral in MAGA circles.
 
哈哈哈我真想让这在特朗普支持者圈子里火起来。
 
ImTheTroutman:
Has the environment ever once said Thank You?
 
环境说过一次谢谢吗？
 
BluDragn77:
No and I bet it never wears a suit
 
没有，而且我赌它从来不穿西装
 
Ferelar:
No you don't understand, they can simply take the burning ship and tow it beyond the environment.
 
你不明白，他们可以把燃烧的船拖到环境之外。
 
wimbs27:
"It happened outside the environment. It's beyond the environment."
 
"发生在环境之外。在环境之外。"
 
Baystars2025:
It's ok we got a bunch of Dawn on the way
 
没事，我们带了一堆洗洁精在路上
 
Blackpaw8825:
So? It's half way around the world from here, and the marine life of the gulf donated exactly $0 to any campaigns or embezzlement coins. Really the fish, coral, and marine mammals of the region deserve to suffocate in an oil spill. If they didn't want this they should've paid their dues.
 
怎样？这里离那半个地球呢，海湾的海洋生物捐了0美元给任何活动或贪污币。真的，这个地方的鱼、珊瑚和海洋哺乳动物应该淹死在石油泄漏中。如果它们不想这样，应该交税。
 
BigMax:
Rich person gets a fat check, the rest of us get another 5 cents more per gallon of gas. It all works out!
 
有钱人拿到大额支票，我们其他人每加仑汽油多花5分钱。皆大欢喜！
 
DiverGoesDown:
Lol gAs has gone up $0.40 since thIs started
 
哈哈哈油气 since 这 started 涨了0.4美元
 
astoriaboundagain:
Brent crude is at $80. If it hits $90, ADP says we'll see gas above $4 a gallon.
 
布伦特原油80美元。如果涨到90美元，ADP说我们加油要超过4美元一加仑。
 
PrivatePilot9:
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of one's own actions.
I'm sure that'll help in the midterms, too.
 
哎呀哎呀，这不是自己行为的后果嘛。
我肯定这也会帮助中期选举。
 
8u11etpr00f:
Wonder if the prices will fall when the dust settles on this conflict...or will BP & co have a "record year" whilst people struggle to pay their energy bills yet again?
 
想知道冲突平息后油价会不会降...还是BP等公司会"创纪录年"，而人们再次为能源账单发愁？
 
astoriaboundagain:
"Up like a rocket, down like a feather."
But the inflationary impact will last much longer. Interested fuel costs for transport, increased insurance costs for transport, increased electricity costs because the generation fuel burned is more expensive, increased flight costs...
 
"涨得像火箭，跌得像羽毛。"
但通胀影响会持续更久。运输燃料成本增加，运输保险成本增加，发电燃料更贵导致电费增加，机票成本增加...
 
Jolly-Yesterday-5160:
But let's raise gas prices just to be safe!
 
但为了安全，我们还是涨油价吧！
 
SeatbeltsKill:
Thank goodness. I'm glad someone is finally thinking of the shareholders.
 
谢天谢地。很高兴有人终于想到股东们了。
 
Miserable-Ticket-244:
You get insurance.
And You get insurance!
Not you, American people.
But you get insurance…
 
你得到保险。
你也得到保险！
不是你，美国人民。
但你有保险…
 
Great_Northern_Beans:
Just to add context to your sarcasm, there's only ~4000 oil tankers active in the entire world and it takes roughly 2-3 years to produce a new one. Then after that you need to get it sea ready and crewed, which is not trivial at all. Knocking even just a few of these offline can have a pretty sizable impact on shipping capabilities because they're so hard to replace.
 
给你讽刺加点背景，全球只有约4000艘油轮在运营，新建一艘需要2-3年。之后还需要准备入水和配备船员，这可不简单。即使几艘下线也会对运力产生相当大的影响，因为太难替换了。
 
BassLB:
We are going to end up giving oil companies a bail out, aren't we?
 
我们最终会给石油公司纾困对吧？
 
geronimo_25:
Refining margins are through the roof. They don't need a bailout
 
炼油利润率高到天上。他们不需要纾困
 
funguy07:
Since when has that stopped rich oil execs from demanding more?
 
什么时候这阻止过富有的石油高管要求更多？
 
Itchy-Apartment-Flea:
They have bills to pay!!
 
他们有账单要付！！
 
M1sfit_Jammer:
How are they supposed to raise a family on only 2.4B/yr… people should really learn empathy
 
他们一年24亿美元怎么养家...人们真该学学同理心
 
Fluffcake:
Nobody need a bailout, every single bailout in the history of bailout could be solved with no bailout if shareholders stopped eating avocado toast and drinking star bucks.
They wanted a bailout, and got one because they offered the politicians a cut.
 
没人需要纾困，如果股东们不吃牛油果吐司不喝星巴克，历史上所有纾困都不需要纾困。
他们想要纾困，得到了，因为他们给政客分了成。
 
DeanoPreston:
they'll ask for one anyway
 
他们还是会要的
 
TheRagingElf01:
It's the American way. Take care of companies and tell the regular folk to pull themselves up by the boot straps.
 
这就是美国方式。照顾公司，告诉普通人要靠努力往上爬。
 
LeBronFanSinceJuly:
Nope, Trump will strong arm them into simply giving him complete control of the Oil. He'll funnel the money through his own accounts like he currently is doing with Venezuela.
 
不，特朗普会强迫他们把石油完全交给他控制。他会把钱转到自己的账户，就像现在对委内瑞拉做的一样。
 
BassLB:
Seems easier to just take a bribe then bail out with taxpayer money
 
看起来更容易就直接收受贿赂，然后用纳税人的钱纾困
 
tenormore:
As an Albertan, this war is a bail out for our oil companies. Less supply, higher prices.
 
作为阿尔伯塔人，这场战争是在给我们石油公司纾困。供应更少，价格更高。
 
HugsForUpvotes:
Nope. This will raise oil revenue quite a bit and won't impact our cost at all.
We're the largest producer of oil and the second biggest exporter. Oil is going to go past $80 a barrel.
 
不。这会大幅增加石油收入，完全不影响我们的成本。
我们是最大的石油生产国和第二大出口国。油价要超过80美元一桶了。
 
Maximum_Overdrive:
Didnt they also claim to have destroyed an aircraft carrier?
 
他们不是还声称击沉了一艘航母吗？
 
Plenty-Salamander-36:
They claim a lot of things. They also claimed to have "destroyed" all American bases in the region, and each one is a city-sized complex.
However, an oil tanker is a believable claim. They are gigantic floating fuel tanks and sitting ducks on the water. Just hit it with whatever and poof, it's gone.
 
他们声称很多事情。他们还声称"摧毁"了所有美国在该地区的基地，每一个都是城市大小的综合体。
但油轮可信。他们是巨大的浮动燃料桶，在水上就是活靶子随便打就打没了。
 
beginner75:
I didn't know the US operates oil tankers in the Persian gulf.
 
我不知道美国在波斯湾运营油轮。
 
supguy99:
They are probably all "flagged" from Liberia or St. Kitts & Nevis to avoid taxes and environmental standards. Also crewed by Filipinos. But the profits go to US.
 
它们可能都"挂旗"巴拿马或圣基茨和尼维斯来避税和规避环境标准。船员是菲律宾人。但利润归美国。
 
interested_commenter:
This one was Bahamas flagged, operated by a company in Houston.
Per Lloyds (which is as reliable as it gets) the ship wasn't carrying any oil, it was waiting to fill up in Iraq.
 
这艘是巴哈马籍，由休斯顿公司运营。
根据劳埃德（最可靠的）这艘船没装油，正在伊拉克装油。
 
xXWaspXx:
the ship wasn't carrying any oil
oh good, carbon neutral then
 
船没装油
哦好，那碳中和了
 
deja-roo:
Nationality is a complex topic. They can be flagged Panamanian or Bahamas or Marshall Island or any number of popular registries while still being owned by American companies or Israeli or whatever.
 
国籍是个复杂话题。可以挂巴拿马或巴哈马或马绍尔群岛或其他常见注册地，但所有者是美国公司或以色列或其他。
 
Fancy_Yak2618:
They are using the Russian MOD way of announcing things.
My favourite was when Ukraine got abrams the Russians stated they blew up a 100 within the first day
 
他们在用俄罗斯国防部的方式宣布。
我最喜欢的是乌克兰收到艾布拉姆斯坦克时，俄罗斯声称第一天就击毁了100辆
 
NobodyLikedThat1:
I'm more amazed they're trying to push oil tankers through the region during an active conflict where shipping lanes are specifically mentioned as a target
 
我更惊讶的是他们居然在冲突期间试图让油轮通过这个地区，而航道被明确列为目标
 
ObiOneKenobae:
It's not quite that easy. They've hit some tankers and, while one leaked some oil and took on some water, I don't believe any have sunk. This particular story seems to be false as well.
 
没那么容易。他们击中了一些油轮，虽然有一艘漏油进水，我相信没有沉没。这个具体故事似乎也是假的。
 
mlody11:
To be fair Levitt said Spain changed their mind about the bases, only to be called a liar an hour later. We're in a post truth world.
 
公平地说，利维特说西班牙改变了关于基地的决定，一小时后就被叫骗子了。我们在后真相时代。
 
Gaff_Daddy:
We have been for a while during wars. I'm old enough to remember Baghdad Bob.
 
我们已经在战争中这样一段时间了。我够年龄记得巴格达鲍勃。
 
jjandre:
Yes, but everyone made fun of him, they didn't elect him to be president.
 
是的，但每个人都嘲笑他，他们没选他当总统。
 
Boring-Location6800:
I've been hearing this "post truth" thing for a while now and it drives me INSANE. Are we literally so divided, so unable to admit that some else is right, so unwilling to be wrong and too uneducated to find a reliable source that the ultimate consensus we are falling back on is the fact, that everyone has their own truth now? And everyone just shrugs and accepts it?
This is really making me lose all hope for humanity. Anyone else?
 
我听"后真相"这个说法已经有一段时间了，快把我逼疯了。我们真的这么分裂吗，这么不愿意承认别人是对的吗，这么不愿意承认错误而且太没文化找不到可靠信息来源，以至于我们最终达成的共识是事实是每个人都有自己的真相？每个人都耸肩接受？
 
mlody11:
Its not good, its awful. AI slop makes it worse because now images and video make you pause and ask if its real. I think the only way to fix this is by social/governmental policies but seemingly the government is the worst at this and getting worse. I truly have concern for humanity.
 
不好，糟糕。AI垃圾让情况更糟，因为现在图片和视频让你停下来问这是不是真的。我觉得唯一能解决的是社会/政府政策，但显然政府在这上面最糟糕而且越来越糟。我真担心人类。
 
No_Sloppy_Steaks:
Their foreign minister was on NBC over the weekend very eloquently saying the Ayatollah was alive.
 
他们周末外交部长上NBC口齿伶俐地说阿亚图拉还活着。
 
helen_must_die:
During the initial stages of the Israel-Iran war in June of last year they claimed to have downed 3 Israeli F-35Is. That turned out to be a lie.
Maybe they're telling the truth about hitting an American ship... or maybe not. We'll just have to wait and see.
 
去年6月以伊战争初期他们声称击落了三架以色列F-35I。结果是谎言。
可能他们击中美国船只是真的...也可能不是。我们等着看。
 
MnamesPAUL:
War is so fucking stupid.
 
战争真TM蠢。
 
Acrobatic-Trouble181:
War is hell, hell is other people, and people are stupid, so by the transitive property, that tracks.
 
战争是地狱，地狱是其他人，人是傻的，所以传递性质来看，没毛病。
 
Lower_Ad_1317:
Wtf is livemint?
 
livemint是什么鬼？
 
Metallidoge:
Indian newspaper. Not the best, but not the worst either. That being said, the state of journalism in India, save for a few independent media houses and journalists, has been on the decline for a while and really fucking awful in recent years. Mint is published by the Hindustan Times media, controlled by one of the country's wealthiest families. So yeah, not a great source
 
印度报纸。不最好，也不最差。话说回来，印度新闻业状况，除了少数独立媒体和记者，已经下降了一段时间，近年来真TM很糟糕。Mint由印度斯坦时报媒体出版，控制于该国最富有家族之一。所以，不是什么好来源
 
jscummy:
"Iran says"
 
"伊朗说"
 
NewCydonian:
Well…that Trump shipping insurance looks like a bad investment.
 
好吧...特朗普航运保险看起来是个糟糕投资。
 
RostyC:
And so it begins... Another open-ended conflict in the middle east. Thank you trump and israel.
 
于是开始了...又一场无休止的中东冲突。谢谢特朗普和以色列。
 
Majik_Sheff:
Those defense contracts aren't going to justify themselves.
 
那些国防合同不会自己证明自己合理。
 
ARazorbacks:
Hey now, give credit where credit is due, my friend
Special thanks goes out to MAGA America. Every MAGA voter who had all the information they needed to know who and what Trump is, yet you voted for him anyway. This is your war, MAGA.
 
嘿，功劳归功劳，朋友
特别感谢MAGA美国。每个MAGA选民有所有需要的信息知道特朗普是什么人，然而你仍然投票给他。这是你们的战争，MAGA。
 
Uberslaughter:
Trump continuing to tank the economy, burn through our treasury, alienating allies and destabilizing the world.
Fuck all Republicans in Congress and every last MAGA who ever voted for this cancer.
 
特朗普继续搞垮经济，挥霍我们的国库，疏远盟友，破坏世界稳定。
去他妈的国会共和党人和每个投票给这个毒瘤的MAGA。
 
NotBlazeron:
Burn through the treasury? What are you smoking? There is no treasury. We've been printing money for decades.
 
挥霍国库？你抽什么？没有什么国库。我们印钱印了几十年了。
 
Artistic_Concern_33:
"Iran Says" should just immediately go to the trash bins, according to Iran 500 Americans are dead lol
 
"伊朗说"应该直接扔进垃圾桶，据伊朗说500美国人死了哈哈
 
NateTheRoofer:
I agree, they are about as trustworthy as the Trump administration.
 
我同意，他们和特朗普政府一样可靠。
 
Cool-Tangelo6548:
Turn it into a new drinking game. Drink every time "iran says," then you drink again every time it's wrong.
 
变成新的喝酒游戏。每次"伊朗说"喝一次，每次错了再喝。
 
npquest:
"Iran says" - enough said.
 
"伊朗说"——够了。
 
CropDuster_:
Shall we wait for confirmation before we parrot the Iranian state? Nah, that's not what we do on Reddit
 
我们在学舌伊朗之前要等确认吗？不，那不是我们在Reddit上做的
 
OP_Skis_In_Jeans:
Nah, I won't get enough worthless internet points unless I endlessly regurgitate campist tankie propaganda straight from Tehran or the Kremlin.
 
不，我不会得到足够无价值的网络积分，除非我无休止地转发来自德黑兰或克里姆林宫的亲伊朗宣传。
 
millerlit:
Does the insurance cover the environmental cleanup also
 
保险也包括环境清理吗
 
Hardcore_Daddy:
gas up from 2.40 to 2.99 in the past 2 days near me
 
我这附近油价两天从2.4涨到2.99
 
THExPILLOx:
$2.85 to $3.29 in two days.
 
两天从2.85涨到3.29。
 
Tea-Unlucky:
"Iran says" so they didn't hit anything
 
"伊朗说"所以他们什么都没击中
 
GoWest1223:
Those that will die will do for the greater cause, Epstein. God bless.
 
那些会死的为了伟大事业而死，爱泼斯坦。上帝保佑。
 
ChesswiththeDevil:
Cool World War you started Trump/Benji.
 
你开启的精彩世界大战，特朗普/本吉。
 
The_Stoic_One:
Don't worry about it, the Orange dictator told me that gas prices are really low so losing a bit of oil is okay.
 
别担心，橙子独裁者告诉我油价很低所以损失点油没事。
 
RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS:
People need to remember that a lot of news on this war needs to be taken with a grain of salt. Both countries are known to have a huge propaganda presence.
 
人们需要记住这场战争的很多新闻都要半信半疑。两国都以大规模宣传著称。
 
ObiOneKenobae:
Fake news from Iran's government, courtesy of some random website called livemint... Be better with what you upvote, people.
 
伊朗政府的假新闻，来自一个叫livemint的随机网站...人们啊，点赞之前动动脑子。