外网火爆话题:老外在工作期间令人目瞪口呆的 “大聪明”行为（下）
50 Times “Idiots At Work” Showed Just How Stupid Humans Can Be
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放松一下,原文每自然段中图片并无标题是我后加上去的 （译文有删减）
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外网爆火老外工作期间令人目瞪口呆的“大聪明”行为（中）
#16 自行车专用道
#16 自行车专用道
ColorEd
Come on, it's not that high!
别怕，没你想的那样高
Saint Thomas
And there's water to cushion the fall
掉下去也是掉在水里（~不怕！）
And there's water to cushion the fall
掉下去也是掉在水里（~不怕！）
Auntriarch
And probably safer than a cycle lane on a road
也许比公路上的自行车道还安全
And probably safer than a cycle lane on a road
也许比公路上的自行车道还安全
Daria
somebody must really hate sharing the road with cyclists
有人肯定很反感和骑自行车的人共用一条路
somebody must really hate sharing the road with cyclists
有人肯定很反感和骑自行车的人共用一条路
a piece of toast
Probably somewhere in the USA
大概率是在美国某个地方
Probably somewhere in the USA
大概率是在美国某个地方
LonelyLittleLeafSheep
Too nice and clean to be the US.
路又好看又干净，这很不美国。
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Too nice and clean to be the US.
路又好看又干净，这很不美国。
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HTakeover
That's a pedestrian bridge over the canals at La Villete Park in Paris. That outside area is not accessible without hopping the rail. Likely the rail originally went to the outside but for safety reasons (bad cement or something) was moved in. It's a long lix, but if you want to see one end of it, you can see it on Google Maps.
这是巴黎拉维莱特公园河上的一座人行天桥。如果不越过栏杆，是到不了那边的。栏杆本应该是立在桥的最外侧，但出于安全原因(地面损坏或其他原因)往里面挪了挪，这桥很长的，但如果你想看整个桥的情况，你可以在谷歌街景地图上看到它。
#17 警示牌
That's a pedestrian bridge over the canals at La Villete Park in Paris. That outside area is not accessible without hopping the rail. Likely the rail originally went to the outside but for safety reasons (bad cement or something) was moved in. It's a long lix, but if you want to see one end of it, you can see it on Google Maps.
这是巴黎拉维莱特公园河上的一座人行天桥。如果不越过栏杆，是到不了那边的。栏杆本应该是立在桥的最外侧，但出于安全原因(地面损坏或其他原因)往里面挪了挪，这桥很长的，但如果你想看整个桥的情况，你可以在谷歌街景地图上看到它。
#17 警示牌
(An accident may have Brought you into this World.Don't Let one Take you Out.watch your Step；injury free days)
也许是一场意外把你带到这个世界上。可千万别再让什么人给你带走了。当心脚下。无事故天数 85天
The Original Bruno
You should've been here 86 days ago.
86天前你就该来了
You should've been here 86 days ago.
86天前你就该来了
Zoey Bear
Wonder what happened to the person 86 days ago...
很想知道86天前这里都发生过什么事。
Wonder what happened to the person 86 days ago...
很想知道86天前这里都发生过什么事。
Michael Largey
A doctor brought me into this world. I assume he became one on purpose, but you never know sometimes.
是一个医生把我带到这个世界上的。他肯定是故意的，但有时你永远不想知道为什么。
A doctor brought me into this world. I assume he became one on purpose, but you never know sometimes.
是一个医生把我带到这个世界上的。他肯定是故意的，但有时你永远不想知道为什么。
Austin L
They are surprises not accidents! hehe
它们是惊喜而不是意外!哈哈
#18 天梯
They are surprises not accidents! hehe
它们是惊喜而不是意外!哈哈
#18 天梯
Bart
What is that? The worlds biggest hedge?
这啥玩意？世界上最大的树篱笆？
Monster Munch
It actually is ! The largest yew hedge, still standing in Cotswolds , Bathurst estate
没错，确实是!最大的紫杉树篱，（英国）科茨沃尔德，巴瑟斯特庄园里现在还有呢
It actually is ! The largest yew hedge, still standing in Cotswolds , Bathurst estate
没错，确实是!最大的紫杉树篱，（英国）科茨沃尔德，巴瑟斯特庄园里现在还有呢
Ash
"Workman trim the Great Green Wall, a 36-foot tall yew hedge encircling Oakley Hall. The hedge was planted in 1720 by the first Earl of Bathurst."
园林工人正在修整绿色长城，这是一座36英尺高的紫杉树篱，环绕着奥克利大厅。这树篱是1720年第一任巴瑟斯特伯爵种下的。”
"Workman trim the Great Green Wall, a 36-foot tall yew hedge encircling Oakley Hall. The hedge was planted in 1720 by the first Earl of Bathurst."
园林工人正在修整绿色长城，这是一座36英尺高的紫杉树篱，环绕着奥克利大厅。这树篱是1720年第一任巴瑟斯特伯爵种下的。”
PFD
The world's tallest yew hedge at Bathurst Estate in the Cotswolds, England. This pic is from 1962 and is part of the Bettmann Archive. These days it's trimmed by a two-man team using a cherry picker, and it still takes them 12 days. I can't imagine what it must have been like doing it by ladder!
世界上最高的紫杉树篱，位于英国科茨沃尔德的巴瑟斯特庄园。这张照片摄于1962年，被收藏于贝塔曼档案馆。现在，即使一两个人的团队用个树木修剪机来修剪，仍需要12天的时间。不敢想象爬上这么高的梯子会是什么感觉!
The world's tallest yew hedge at Bathurst Estate in the Cotswolds, England. This pic is from 1962 and is part of the Bettmann Archive. These days it's trimmed by a two-man team using a cherry picker, and it still takes them 12 days. I can't imagine what it must have been like doing it by ladder!
世界上最高的紫杉树篱，位于英国科茨沃尔德的巴瑟斯特庄园。这张照片摄于1962年，被收藏于贝塔曼档案馆。现在，即使一两个人的团队用个树木修剪机来修剪，仍需要12天的时间。不敢想象爬上这么高的梯子会是什么感觉!
Pink kitty
How many times would they have to move the ladder to finish pruning that hedge? It's huge!
这帮人得搬动多少次梯子才能把篱笆都给修剪完？工程量巨大啊！
How many times would they have to move the ladder to finish pruning that hedge? It's huge!
这帮人得搬动多少次梯子才能把篱笆都给修剪完？工程量巨大啊！
Regina Holt
I would ask the same question!
我正想问同样的问题
I would ask the same question!
我正想问同样的问题
SM (edited)
Frankly I can't really see how they could do this any other way. It isn't like they made a folding ladder that big (I'm surprised they found any ladders that long), and I don't think they would have had any kind of machine to lift them up there back then.
说实话，我真的不知道他们还能有其他什么办法。他们不可能造出这么大的折叠梯子(我很惊讶他们从哪找到这么长的梯子)，而且我认为他们当时没什么机械的东西能把这梯子给立起来。
Frankly I can't really see how they could do this any other way. It isn't like they made a folding ladder that big (I'm surprised they found any ladders that long), and I don't think they would have had any kind of machine to lift them up there back then.
说实话，我真的不知道他们还能有其他什么办法。他们不可能造出这么大的折叠梯子(我很惊讶他们从哪找到这么长的梯子)，而且我认为他们当时没什么机械的东西能把这梯子给立起来。
Ben
They need that huge helicopter with the rotating blades on it.
他们需要一架能吊着割草机的大型直升机
#19 “加油”
They need that huge helicopter with the rotating blades on it.
他们需要一架能吊着割草机的大型直升机
#19 “加油”
Dawn Chan
Intentional? Maybe. Funny? Yeah!
故意的吧?也许吧。有意思吗?是的!
Regina Holt
what the hell is actally being done here?
这到底是在搞什么飞机？
what the hell is actally being done here?
这到底是在搞什么飞机？
Sand Ers
Gas nozzle in the filler pipe.
加油枪
Gas nozzle in the filler pipe.
加油枪
Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
Should've been filled with banana
是要加“香蕉”吗？
#20 依靠
Should've been filled with banana
是要加“香蕉”吗？
#20 依靠
Surenu
Look building, we all need a shoulder to cry on occasionally but we have a biiit of s situation here!
看这楼，我们虽然偶尔都需要一个可以依靠的肩膀，但这里的状况有点不一样!
LauraDragonWench
Building, it's only Tuesday - can't this wait for the weekend and a few beers?
这位大楼，现在才星期二，你就不能等到周末再喝几杯啤酒吗?
Building, it's only Tuesday - can't this wait for the weekend and a few beers?
这位大楼，现在才星期二，你就不能等到周末再喝几杯啤酒吗?
HTakeover
Lean on me... when you're not strong.
当你感到脆弱时就靠在我身上吧。
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Lean on me... when you're not strong.
当你感到脆弱时就靠在我身上吧。
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Joshua David
So many people lost thier homes
好多人的家没了
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So many people lost thier homes
好多人的家没了
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Sergio Bicerra
Yeah, and belongins I guess if this happened before they could get their things out, so sad.
是啊，还有里面的东西，我想在发生这件事之前，没及时把家里面的东西拿走，那就更可悲了。
Yeah, and belongins I guess if this happened before they could get their things out, so sad.
是啊，还有里面的东西，我想在发生这件事之前，没及时把家里面的东西拿走，那就更可悲了。
censorshipsucks
OK this is one of my literal nightmares, I keep having exactly this nightmare.
好吧，这是我的噩梦之一，我总是做这种噩梦。
OK this is one of my literal nightmares, I keep having exactly this nightmare.
好吧，这是我的噩梦之一，我总是做这种噩梦。
Isaac Harvey
Knockoff Leaning Tower of Pisa?
山寨比萨斜塔？
Knockoff Leaning Tower of Pisa?
山寨比萨斜塔？
David R.
"Honey! The neighbors are here!"
“亲爱的!邻居们都过来了!”
"Honey! The neighbors are here!"
“亲爱的!邻居们都过来了!”
Kimbowa
“I knew that would happen.”
“我就知道会这样。”
“I knew that would happen.”
“我就知道会这样。”
Human #1,232,867
At least the left building is strong to hold !
至少左边的大楼很结实，能扛得住!
At least the left building is strong to hold !
至少左边的大楼很结实，能扛得住!
Sephora Black
China?
这是中国的？
China?
这是中国的？
Jrog (edited)
Alexandria, Egypt. No way a Chinese "tofu building" would have resisted whole. This building started as a 4-floor building and was illegally raised to 13. Surprisingly, the reason for the failure was that the tower shared a load-bearing wall with a very old contiguous building, which collapsed one month earlier. Without lateral support on one side, the tower had to rely only on shoddy built columns at ground floor, which gave way.
这里是埃及的亚历山大市。中国的“DFZ大楼”可没法抗住。倒的那座大楼原本只有4层，后来被非法加盖到13层。令人惊讶的是，倒塌的原因是这座大楼和相邻的一座非常老的楼共用同一堵承重墙，而那个老楼一个月前就已经倒了。由于没有另一侧的横向支撑，倒的这个楼只能靠自己本身质量低劣的承重墙作支撑，最终倒塌。
Alexandria, Egypt. No way a Chinese "tofu building" would have resisted whole. This building started as a 4-floor building and was illegally raised to 13. Surprisingly, the reason for the failure was that the tower shared a load-bearing wall with a very old contiguous building, which collapsed one month earlier. Without lateral support on one side, the tower had to rely only on shoddy built columns at ground floor, which gave way.
这里是埃及的亚历山大市。中国的“DFZ大楼”可没法抗住。倒的那座大楼原本只有4层，后来被非法加盖到13层。令人惊讶的是，倒塌的原因是这座大楼和相邻的一座非常老的楼共用同一堵承重墙，而那个老楼一个月前就已经倒了。由于没有另一侧的横向支撑，倒的这个楼只能靠自己本身质量低劣的承重墙作支撑，最终倒塌。
#21
Nimues Child
Item #1 on the Fire Inspection fail report.
消防检查条例第一条就过不了。
Nimues Child
Item #1 on the Fire Inspection fail report.
消防检查条例第一条就过不了。
Carl
Lol, it's probably not even #1. By the time they got to this there were probably several others.
哈哈，这绝不是个例。当时另几个消防柜外面可能也是这样。
Lol, it's probably not even #1. By the time they got to this there were probably several others.
哈哈，这绝不是个例。当时另几个消防柜外面可能也是这样。
Jon Steensen
In case of fire, break the glass, pull out the angle grinder, and remove the hand rail.
如遇火灾，击碎玻璃，拔出电手锯，锯下扶手。
In case of fire, break the glass, pull out the angle grinder, and remove the hand rail.
如遇火灾，击碎玻璃，拔出电手锯，锯下扶手。
HTakeover
That's a victim of "not my job."
这是“关我啥事”的受害者。
#22 “贴心”
That's a victim of "not my job."
这是“关我啥事”的受害者。
#22 “贴心”
Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
"You won't believe this but we were on a shout and a train derailed right by us "
“你绝不会相信，我们当时正忙的呼天喊地的，一列火车就在我们旁边脱轨了。”
Mohsie Supposie
Woah! I mean, like, what are the chances, right?
哇!我想说，哪会有那么碰巧事，对吧?
Woah! I mean, like, what are the chances, right?
哇!我想说，哪会有那么碰巧事，对吧?
Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
Those are for cars to go over, not for trains to pass through.
那玩意是方便汽车通过的，而不是让火车过的。
Those are for cars to go over, not for trains to pass through.
那玩意是方便汽车通过的，而不是让火车过的。
Jan Rosier
This was in Belgium, and an obvious joke by the firemen.
这事发生在比利时，消防员们明显是在搞笑玩活。
This was in Belgium, and an obvious joke by the firemen.
这事发生在比利时，消防员们明显是在搞笑玩活。
Saint Thomas
Yes, in the village of Bornem in 2014. The railroad was closed for maintenance, they knew it, and they staged this picture for the fun of it.
确实，这事发生在2014年比利时的一个村镇。铁路因为维修而关闭，他们事先是知道的，所以他们拍了张搞活照片。
Yes, in the village of Bornem in 2014. The railroad was closed for maintenance, they knew it, and they staged this picture for the fun of it.
确实，这事发生在2014年比利时的一个村镇。铁路因为维修而关闭，他们事先是知道的，所以他们拍了张搞活照片。
#23
Candace
Hey if it works, it works! ♀️
如果好用，那就这么用
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Candace
Hey if it works, it works! ♀️
如果好用，那就这么用
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Sure, it's all good. right until you have broken bones and a concussion
当然，没出事还好。直到你摔断骨头和脑震荡
当然，没出事还好。直到你摔断骨头和脑震荡
C L
His feet look gigantic from this angle
从这个角度看感觉他的脚好大
His feet look gigantic from this angle
从这个角度看感觉他的脚好大
Dan
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
这是我的台阶梯，我从来就不知道真正的梯子是什么。
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
这是我的台阶梯，我从来就不知道真正的梯子是什么。
Kimbowa
“One more oughta do it.”
应该再加上一个
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“One more oughta do it.”
应该再加上一个
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MsPlants
4 small stepladders for man, one giant stepladder for mankind...?
个人的4个小梯子，人类的一个大梯子……
4 small stepladders for man, one giant stepladder for mankind...?
个人的4个小梯子，人类的一个大梯子……
#24
（drop foged steel）
“扳手”（注：扳手上的forged被错印为foged）
（drop foged steel）
“扳手”（注：扳手上的forged被错印为foged）
My O My
It was stainless at the time of purchase
买的时候是不锈钢
It was stainless at the time of purchase
买的时候是不锈钢
pineapple87
Maybe there wasn't room for the r
也许是那个“r”没地方放了
#25 位置很重要
Maybe there wasn't room for the r
也许是那个“r”没地方放了
#25 位置很重要
Giraffy Window
I would have made sure to open that window any chance I got.
只要有机会我也会吧后面的那扇窗户打开
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MsPlants
I SEE what you did there lol
我知道你都干了啥
#26 搞定
I SEE what you did there lol
我知道你都干了啥
#26 搞定
（'I don't understand officer, the bumper is fully secured'）
警官我没明白，这不固定得挺好的么
AJay
Aww it even has a pretty little bow
哦，甚至还给它打一个漂亮的小蝴蝶结
Aww it even has a pretty little bow
哦，甚至还给它打一个漂亮的小蝴蝶结
ColdSteelRonin
Fun fact: When i was in the Navy we would do the same thing to cracked helicopter windows with wire
有趣的事实:当我在海军的时候，直升机上的窗户裂了我们也会用线给绑牢固定好的
Fun fact: When i was in the Navy we would do the same thing to cracked helicopter windows with wire
有趣的事实:当我在海军的时候，直升机上的窗户裂了我们也会用线给绑牢固定好的
Rae Rory
When I worked as a City fleet mechanic, we used zip ties on the dump trucks.
当我在市车队做机修工的时候，我们在自卸卡车上用的是拉链。
When I worked as a City fleet mechanic, we used zip ties on the dump trucks.
当我在市车队做机修工的时候，我们在自卸卡车上用的是拉链。
Paul K. Johnson
The rope is stronger than the material the bumper is made from.
绳子比造保险杠的材料更结实。
The rope is stronger than the material the bumper is made from.
绳子比造保险杠的材料更结实。
John Harrison
This isn't stupid. This will hold.
那不是傻，而是怕掉
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This isn't stupid. This will hold.
那不是傻，而是怕掉
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Donna Peluda
modern plastic bumpers are not really to protect you or the car in case of a collision. They give buffer time for the sensors to detect what's happening and deploy the safety systems, pretensors, airbags, pyro fuses etc etc.
现在车上的塑料保险杠可不能真正在肇事时保护你或汽车。塑料保险杠是给传感器提供缓冲时间来做判断，控制车上安全系统，预传感器，安全气囊，或集中断电什么的。
#27 保护
modern plastic bumpers are not really to protect you or the car in case of a collision. They give buffer time for the sensors to detect what's happening and deploy the safety systems, pretensors, airbags, pyro fuses etc etc.
现在车上的塑料保险杠可不能真正在肇事时保护你或汽车。塑料保险杠是给传感器提供缓冲时间来做判断，控制车上安全系统，预传感器，安全气囊，或集中断电什么的。
#27 保护
Jason
I feel like he's doing more harm than good. What even is the benefit.
我觉得他这么做凶多吉少。好处在哪?
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Tina Girard
if it tips backwards, the frig will be cushioned and won't get dented of course.
如果冰箱往后倒，就会有人肉缓冲，冰箱当然不会被硌坏啦。
if it tips backwards, the frig will be cushioned and won't get dented of course.
如果冰箱往后倒，就会有人肉缓冲，冰箱当然不会被硌坏啦。
Vic
The benefit is if the fridge falls you'll hear an 'AAAAAAaaaa.....'
好处是，要是冰箱倒了，你会听到“啪~啊啊啊”的声音
The benefit is if the fridge falls you'll hear an 'AAAAAAaaaa.....'
好处是，要是冰箱倒了，你会听到“啪~啊啊啊”的声音
Chich
"OK Bob, Hit the gas and I'll PROVE you can't break someone's spine by having them knocked onto a tailgate by a fridge"
“好吧，鲍勃，加油，我保证你不会被冰箱撞到后挡板上折了腰。”
"OK Bob, Hit the gas and I'll PROVE you can't break someone's spine by having them knocked onto a tailgate by a fridge"
“好吧，鲍勃，加油，我保证你不会被冰箱撞到后挡板上折了腰。”
Sleestak 1 hour ago
This feels Texas
感觉这是像在德州
This feels Texas
感觉这是像在德州
Cassie
A woman died in my area trying to hold down a mattress in the bed of a truck. Tie down straps exist, people!
在我住的地方，有个女人因为想压住放在卡车的床垫而挂掉。系上绑扎带是最安全的，各位!
A woman died in my area trying to hold down a mattress in the bed of a truck. Tie down straps exist, people!
在我住的地方，有个女人因为想压住放在卡车的床垫而挂掉。系上绑扎带是最安全的，各位!
Imagineer
As if this human could hold this up on a sharp turn.
要是车子急转弯这人还能扶得稳么
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As if this human could hold this up on a sharp turn.
要是车子急转弯这人还能扶得稳么
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North 1 hour ago
Pot holes, speed bumps, turns, traffic...what could go wrong?
这路上要是遇到坑，减速带，转弯，超车，会发生什么事情呢
Pot holes, speed bumps, turns, traffic...what could go wrong?
这路上要是遇到坑，减速带，转弯，超车，会发生什么事情呢
#28
Jason
Forgot just the excavator landing on them. It causing that tunnel to collapse they are going to be in a world of hurt
忘了挖掘机在上面了。如果挖的沟塌了，这帮人可就惨了
Jason
Forgot just the excavator landing on them. It causing that tunnel to collapse they are going to be in a world of hurt
忘了挖掘机在上面了。如果挖的沟塌了，这帮人可就惨了
Regina Holt
The sides of the ditch are not stable enough to ensure that thing doesn't collapse in and kill them.
沟的两边能牢靠么，万一塌了挖掘机掉下去不得压死他们啊。
The sides of the ditch are not stable enough to ensure that thing doesn't collapse in and kill them.
沟的两边能牢靠么，万一塌了挖掘机掉下去不得压死他们啊。
Sans Serif
Absolutely, extraordinarily precarious!
相当，相当滴危险!
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Absolutely, extraordinarily precarious!
相当，相当滴危险!
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Deborah B
That doesn't look secure. Just the engine vibration could be enough to undermine that tread, and even if the excavator doesn't land in the trench, it's stil likely going to collapse it, and bury those two.
感觉很危险。仅仅是发动机的震动就足以让两边的土垮掉，即使挖掘机没有掉到沟里，也很可能会把沟压塌，把那两个人给埋了。
That doesn't look secure. Just the engine vibration could be enough to undermine that tread, and even if the excavator doesn't land in the trench, it's stil likely going to collapse it, and bury those two.
感觉很危险。仅仅是发动机的震动就足以让两边的土垮掉，即使挖掘机没有掉到沟里，也很可能会把沟压塌，把那两个人给埋了。
David Paterson
It'll be alright when they fill the trench with concrete.
等他们用混凝土填满挖的沟就没事了。
It'll be alright when they fill the trench with concrete.
等他们用混凝土填满挖的沟就没事了。
ShaZam
I believe that's why we have OSHA.
我相信这就是为什么我们必须要有职业安全与健康管理局的原因。
I believe that's why we have OSHA.
我相信这就是为什么我们必须要有职业安全与健康管理局的原因。
Sheri Lytle
Very very brave men!
这帮人胆也忒大了
#29 王座
Very very brave men!
这帮人胆也忒大了
#29 王座
karl matthews
I've had nightmares like this.
我做过这种噩梦。
Jennik
I was just about to make the same comment!
我刚想说同样的话
I was just about to make the same comment!
我刚想说同样的话
Riley Quinn
Performance art? Wouldn't be the first time an "artist" thought taking a dump on stage was performance.
表演艺术?这也不是“艺术家”第一次认为在台上拉屎是表演了。
Performance art? Wouldn't be the first time an "artist" thought taking a dump on stage was performance.
表演艺术?这也不是“艺术家”第一次认为在台上拉屎是表演了。
Andrea Pereira
Proctologists waiting room.
直肠科医生候诊室。
Proctologists waiting room.
直肠科医生候诊室。
Isaac Harvey
Well, it is called a throne.
好吧，这应该叫王座
Well, it is called a throne.
好吧，这应该叫王座
#30
pineapple87
He must have a death wish
他这不是找死么
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pineapple87
He must have a death wish
他这不是找死么
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HTakeover
Or he's more afraid of losing his job.
也许他更是怕丢工作吧
Or he's more afraid of losing his job.
也许他更是怕丢工作吧
ColdSteelRonin
This is what you get when using the lowest bidder
这是雇佣出价最低竞标者的结果
This is what you get when using the lowest bidder
这是雇佣出价最低竞标者的结果
Philip Rutter
What? This is how we always do it. Industry standard, man.
有啥可惊讶的？大家都是这么干的。行业标准，各位
What? This is how we always do it. Industry standard, man.
有啥可惊讶的？大家都是这么干的。行业标准，各位
Regina Holt
Hold in that sneeze, hold in that sneeze . . .
千万别打喷嚏，别打喷嚏，忍住
Hold in that sneeze, hold in that sneeze . . .
千万别打喷嚏，别打喷嚏，忍住
Donald
Get this poor guy a scissor lift, he doesn't need to risk his life for a lightbulb.
给这可怜的家伙配一个升降机吧，别为了修个灯泡而把小命给丢了。
Get this poor guy a scissor lift, he doesn't need to risk his life for a lightbulb.
给这可怜的家伙配一个升降机吧，别为了修个灯泡而把小命给丢了。
xolitaire
today Harry finally made his dream come true: he forklifted himself into the sky
今天哈利终于实现了他的梦想:他把自己叉上了天
#31 无障碍通道
today Harry finally made his dream come true: he forklifted himself into the sky
今天哈利终于实现了他的梦想:他把自己叉上了天
#31 无障碍通道
Milady Blue
This is actually pretty common. Planning is turning into a lost art, it seems.
多常见啊。规划似乎正在变成一门失传的技艺。
Happy Homemaker
My other ridiculous one is the handicap door that is not automatically open. You have to pull it open but it weighs about 1000 pounds. Explain to me how someone in a wheelchair is supposed to open that? I had a friend try telling me that handicap people have the world handed to them and everything is easy for them these days. I told him that as a person who is handicapped and has been on a two year waitlist for a hospital bed and a one year waitlist for a wheelchair, he can f*#k off with his c**p.
以我的体验，我举一个搞笑的例子吧，有些给残疾设计的门大都不能自动开关。你得手动拉开，可这种门能将近有500公斤重。谁能给我解释一下一个坐轮椅的人怎么能打开这门?我有一个朋友还跟我说，残疾人士拥有了整个世界，现在对他们来说一切都很容易。我跟他说，作为一个残疾人的我，曾经等医院病床等了两年，在等轮椅名单上等了一年，感觉他说的话就像是在放屁。
My other ridiculous one is the handicap door that is not automatically open. You have to pull it open but it weighs about 1000 pounds. Explain to me how someone in a wheelchair is supposed to open that? I had a friend try telling me that handicap people have the world handed to them and everything is easy for them these days. I told him that as a person who is handicapped and has been on a two year waitlist for a hospital bed and a one year waitlist for a wheelchair, he can f*#k off with his c**p.
以我的体验，我举一个搞笑的例子吧，有些给残疾设计的门大都不能自动开关。你得手动拉开，可这种门能将近有500公斤重。谁能给我解释一下一个坐轮椅的人怎么能打开这门?我有一个朋友还跟我说，残疾人士拥有了整个世界，现在对他们来说一切都很容易。我跟他说，作为一个残疾人的我，曾经等医院病床等了两年，在等轮椅名单上等了一年，感觉他说的话就像是在放屁。
SM (edited)
The weight of the door is far from the only problem. Imagine you are sitting is a chair that moves towards the door as you try to pull the door open.
门的重量远不是唯一的问题。想象你正坐在一个轮椅上，当你试着拉开门时，椅子会滑向门方向的。
The weight of the door is far from the only problem. Imagine you are sitting is a chair that moves towards the door as you try to pull the door open.
门的重量远不是唯一的问题。想象你正坐在一个轮椅上，当你试着拉开门时，椅子会滑向门方向的。
John Nelson
I was an ADA inspector as part of a job a long time ago. Saw much worse than this. Most businesses are pretty decent at it, and would ask for suggestions on how to improve further. The only time I had to write a notice was to the state. They put an outward swinging door on a small platform, so someone in a wheelchair had no room to open the door. -eye roll - ADA isn't an enforceable law per se, it only makes it very easy to sue non-compliant entities. It's also written rather poorly, so some ridiculous things are still compliant.
很早之前我还是名助理检察官。见过比这更糟的。不过在这方面大公司都做得很不错，而且还请教改进建议。我唯一一次建议是给州政府的。他们在一个小过道中间安了一个向外的旋转门，这样就导致坐轮椅的人就过不去了。（失望）《美国残疾人法》本身就不是一部可强制执行的法律，它起的作用就是方便起诉那些不合规的实体。而且法案上有些内容也写的模棱两可似是而非，有些明显不合理的东西也能算进合法范畴。
#32 桥
I was an ADA inspector as part of a job a long time ago. Saw much worse than this. Most businesses are pretty decent at it, and would ask for suggestions on how to improve further. The only time I had to write a notice was to the state. They put an outward swinging door on a small platform, so someone in a wheelchair had no room to open the door. -eye roll - ADA isn't an enforceable law per se, it only makes it very easy to sue non-compliant entities. It's also written rather poorly, so some ridiculous things are still compliant.
很早之前我还是名助理检察官。见过比这更糟的。不过在这方面大公司都做得很不错，而且还请教改进建议。我唯一一次建议是给州政府的。他们在一个小过道中间安了一个向外的旋转门，这样就导致坐轮椅的人就过不去了。（失望）《美国残疾人法》本身就不是一部可强制执行的法律，它起的作用就是方便起诉那些不合规的实体。而且法案上有些内容也写的模棱两可似是而非，有些明显不合理的东西也能算进合法范畴。
#32 桥
Rebelliousslug
The pirates have become builders, and the plank just isn’t the same
当海盗变身成建筑商，跳帮方式也变得不一样了
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Rebellious Pickle
That absolutely seems safe.
看起来很安全嘛！
#33 助力
That absolutely seems safe.
看起来很安全嘛！
#33 助力
Sosha
I hope his belt holds on.
希望下面那人的裤腰带能结实
LauraDragonWench
"Can you shuffle me to the left, Gary? Yeah, that's it."
“你能帮我往左边挪挪嘛，加里?”对，就是这样。
"Can you shuffle me to the left, Gary? Yeah, that's it."
“你能帮我往左边挪挪嘛，加里?”对，就是这样。
Regina Holt
Of course I forgive you for sleeping with my girlfriend
我当然能原谅你睡了我女票
#34 重物小心
Of course I forgive you for sleeping with my girlfriend
我当然能原谅你睡了我女票
#34 重物小心
Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
Ensure you've had your viagra before lifting.
在抬这玩意之前请确保你先吃了伟哥。
Bonesko
Looks like hard work
看起来很费劲
Looks like hard work
看起来很费劲
LauraDragonWench
I've heard of penis weight training but this is out of hand!
解放双手，丁丁举重训练？
I've heard of penis weight training but this is out of hand!
解放双手，丁丁举重训练？
Green Machine
It looks like they're sword fighting in the back of a movie theatre.
看起来就像他们在荧幕前刺“剑”决斗。
It looks like they're sword fighting in the back of a movie theatre.
看起来就像他们在荧幕前刺“剑”决斗。
Robert T
Someone was cocksure of themselves with this one!
某些人对自己的这种能力那是相当自信!
Someone was cocksure of themselves with this one!
某些人对自己的这种能力那是相当自信!
Lulu John
Sword fight
击剑~
Sword fight
击剑~
Erick Blood
Work smarter, not harder.
工作中勤动脑能让你事半功倍
#35 停车观望？
Work smarter, not harder.
工作中勤动脑能让你事半功倍
#35 停车观望？
Mrs Irish Mom
Got to change the red stop sign now to match
现在该把旁边的红色停车标志换了
Sergio Bicerra
"NO, I WNOT!"
“不，我不想!”
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"NO, I WNOT!"
“不，我不想!”
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#36
Amy
That’s a lot of faith in that cone!
对那个路锥警示桩很有信心的吗
Amy
That’s a lot of faith in that cone!
对那个路锥警示桩很有信心的吗
Dee Rutherford
Especially with a bus coming at it.
万一那辆公共汽车冲过来
Especially with a bus coming at it.
万一那辆公共汽车冲过来
cerinamroth
To be fair, our pavements are pathetically narrow in the UK.
说实话，英国的人行道窄得可怜。
#37 “轨道”？
To be fair, our pavements are pathetically narrow in the UK.
说实话，英国的人行道窄得可怜。
#37 “轨道”？
Bitsey Bloom
As far as I understand, this is for baby strollers. The stroller wheels fit the ramp, the parent/guardian uses the steps in between to walk while they're holding the stroller.
据我所知，这是给婴儿车用的。这俩轨道正好卡住婴儿车的轮子，中间的台阶是给推着婴儿车父母或监护人走的。
Donkey boi
Those are for push bikes, not wheelchairs.
那是给走自行车用的，不是给轮椅。
Those are for push bikes, not wheelchairs.
那是给走自行车用的，不是给轮椅。
BrookeBT 23 minutes ago
People in wheelchairs need extreme sports too
坐轮椅的人也需要极限运动
People in wheelchairs need extreme sports too
坐轮椅的人也需要极限运动
Asi Bassey 1 hour ago
Do wheelchairs have a uniform width?
轮椅的宽度是统一吗?
#38 垃圾分类
Do wheelchairs have a uniform width?
轮椅的宽度是统一吗?
#38 垃圾分类
maswartz
Reminds me of the time I saw the garbage guys put the recycle and the garbage in the same truck.
让我想起有一次我看到垃圾工把可回收垃圾和普通垃圾都塞进同一辆车里。
Kimbowa
Suddenly made me think of when my dad would say doesn’t matter if the food gets mixed up on your plate, it’s all going to end up in the same place.
这突然让我想起我爸曾说的话，你盘子里的菜混在一起不会影响什么，因为最后它们都将进入同一个地方。
Suddenly made me think of when my dad would say doesn’t matter if the food gets mixed up on your plate, it’s all going to end up in the same place.
这突然让我想起我爸曾说的话，你盘子里的菜混在一起不会影响什么，因为最后它们都将进入同一个地方。
#39
Chewie Baron
Odd place for a water feature.
在这里欣赏喷泉感觉好怪
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Chewie Baron
Odd place for a water feature.
在这里欣赏喷泉感觉好怪
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Ace
Outside flooding overwhelming the drainage system and causing back pressure through the pipes. Don't go near a toilet.
外面的洪水灌进了排水系统，造成下水道倒灌。所以尽量离厕所远点吧。
Outside flooding overwhelming the drainage system and causing back pressure through the pipes. Don't go near a toilet.
外面的洪水灌进了排水系统，造成下水道倒灌。所以尽量离厕所远点吧。
#40
Sigh J
Redneck mechanics
红脖子们的实质结构
Sigh J
Redneck mechanics
红脖子们的实质结构
Robert T
They do this in Liverpool when they nick your alloy wheels.
在利物浦，当他们刮坏你的合金车轮时，他们就会这么做。
They do this in Liverpool when they nick your alloy wheels.
在利物浦，当他们刮坏你的合金车轮时，他们就会这么做。
#41
Chintan Shah
They don't call him Hawkeye for nothin...
大家叫他鹰眼并不是没有原因的
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Chintan Shah
They don't call him Hawkeye for nothin...
大家叫他鹰眼并不是没有原因的
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Mara Was… A Surgeon
Hawks have very good vision, so he will probably be able to see such a small thing, hehe
老鹰的视力很好，所以他应该能看到很小很小的东西，呵呵
Hawks have very good vision, so he will probably be able to see such a small thing, hehe
老鹰的视力很好，所以他应该能看到很小很小的东西，呵呵
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