This Instagram Page Is Sharing Cursed Images And Here Are 30 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones

Instagram网站分享的“诅咒图片”,这里是差品中较为不错的30幅图片
(编辑作者)Liucija Adomaite 和 Ilona Baliūnaitė

The internet is notorious for providing shelter for all kinds of content. That means that even the most miscellaneous things find a place here.
Cursed images are one such internet phenomenon that, if you’ve ever spent more time here, you must know pretty well. The term refers to images that are somewhat unsettling because there is something not quite right about them. However, what makes them even more interesting is that we often cannot pinpoint exactly why they are disturbing.

互联网容纳着各种千奇百怪五花八门的信息,这意味着即使是最杂的事物也能在这里找到栖身之处。
“诅咒图片”是一种网络现象,如果你曾经在这里的老用户,你一定非常了解。这个术语指的是有些令人不安的图像,因为有些图像或多或少有违常理。然而,令人更感兴趣的是,我们常常无法确切地指出这些图片中令人不安的原因。

#1

JoyfulZebra
A family history documentary.

一部家族史纪录片。

ShaZam Beaubien
Date night.

约会之夜

LeoTheLion
look mom it’s great great great uncle rex

妈妈,快看,这是那个特…特别伟大的雷克斯叔叔

MED71
Ahh, date night with no kids

哈哈,孩子不在的约会之夜

ThreeAngryLlamas
How in the hell is this cursed? It's lovely.

这哪里有“诅咒”的意思啊,多温馨可爱啊.

LANDON NYSTROM
Now son, this is our ancestors, They were Hollywood actors

孩砸,这是我们的祖先,他们是好莱坞演员

#2

Liv
Wait a minute-

稍等一会
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LeeBreezy
ok, but this minute is sponsered by coke zero

好吧,但这场是由零度可乐赞助的

MargyB
It just makes me think of Police Academy

这一幕让我想起电影《学警出更》

Wesley Humphreys
More solid than this nation’s economy

比这个国家的经济更为稳固

Zander Porbanda
I knew it was a sponsor supported job!

我就知道这是赞助商出钱赞助的!

Rosy Maple Moth
Business before pleasure!

先难后甜

Buren
Advertisement everywhere!

广告无处不在!

#3


(飞机飞行操作手册)

Suzanne Tilson
Hahaha....I'm in danger.

哈哈哈,我危险了

Repel
Passenger: "Do these aircraft crash often?". Pilot: "Don't worry they usually only crash once"

旅客:飞机老出事么?
机长:别担心,飞机通常只能坠毁一次。

Ozymandias73
Plot twist, it's a Playboy behind the manual

不出我所料,这本手册后面肯定是一本花花公子杂志

Mistiekim
Exactly - it’s HOW airplanes fly, not HOW TO fly an airplane

没错,这是想知道飞机是如何飞行,而不是如何驾驶飞机

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If you’ve ever been on the internet, you have most probably encountered a “cursed image.” The term refers to pictures that are seen as uncomfortable to look at or even disturbing for the viewer. This can happen for various reasons, from poor quality to the content, which appears to be lacking common sense or is totally abnormal.
According to Know Your Meme, “Images of this or similar nature are sometimes seen as the visual equivalent to CreepyPasta. They have inspired several popular social media accounts devoted to posting various cursed images. The opposite of cursed images are referred to as 'blessed,' while images that are both cursed and blessed are referred to as 'blursed,'” the website explains.

如果你经常上网,你很可能会遇到过“诅咒图像”。这个术语指的是那些看起来不舒服甚至让观看者感到不安的图片。发生这种情况的原因多种多样,其内容从低俗到有违常识甚至是有些“变态“。
根据Know Your Meme网站解释,“这种或类似性质的图像有时被视为视觉上的“灵异事件”。因他们激发出好几个流行社交媒体账号,专门发布各种“诅咒”图片。与”诅咒图像”这个概念相反的图被称为‘祝福图像’,居于“诅咒和祝福之间的图像被称为“混沌图像”。

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#4


(白箱子:狗狗专用,海鸥禁用)

Suzanne Tilson
Just try and stop me, Jeff.

杰夫你别拦着我

Khara Mei
"That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

这警告对我没用,因为我不识字儿!
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Mistiekim
That’s the best Halloween dog costume I’ve ever seen!

这是我见过的最好的万圣节狗装扮

Rosy Maple Moth (edited)
It’s obvious that this chap doesn’t speak English.

很明显,这个小家伙不懂英语。

Mrs Irish Mom
Seagull probley didnt stop to read it first

海鸥瞧都没瞧压根没搭理
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#5

Deborah Harris2
the jobless cousin of Shrek?

史莱克丢了工作的表弟?

Nonna_SoF
It kind of looks like Putin after getting knocked the f**k out.

看起来有点像普京被打晕后的样子

Vicko Fidelis
Did someone stick his face to it?

这是拍到谁的脸上了么?

Panda-riffic
It appears so, although I would imagine that would have hurt as those sieves are quite sturdy.

估计是的,能想象出那样会很疼,因为感觉漏勺网相当结实。

JustAPanda
The creepy shadow

影子令人毛骨悚然

#6


(缺了69…)

Liv
Took me a second to get it-

花了好一阵我才看明白

Katy Cordeth
1969 was the year of the first Moon landing. That must be why those ones sold out. Glad to see there appears to be a renewed interest in space exploration.

1969年是人类首次登月的一年。这肯定就是那些票被卖光的原因。很高兴看到人们对太空探索又产生了兴趣。

Indy
It was also considered the Summer of Love AKA peak of the hippie movement (no pun intended)

爱的夏天又名嬉皮士运动的高潮(没有双关)

T C
A 12 year old bought the whole supply, I know it.

我知道是一个12岁的孩子把这号的票都给买走了。

Ozymandias73
Why are the other numbers even up there?

为什么其他的数字的票没人选…?

YourCausalGayRedPanda
Omg took me so long to get the joke I see why…. I mean what

天哪,我花了很长时间个这个图笑点,我知道啥意思了....说真的

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The question remains what makes a cursed image “cursed.” Is it in the nature of an image, or rather is it due to a viewer’s interpretation that can create scenarios and meanings which were not initially present in the same image? It’s true that our imagination tends to deceive us, but the internet is just as notorious in blurring boundaries between real and fiction.

问题仍然是,是什么让一幅“诅咒图像”被人反感”。是图像的本质,还是看客们的解读,在同一幅图像中臆想出不存在的场景和意义?的确,我们的想象往往会欺骗我们,但互联网也同样因为模糊了真实和虚构之间的界限而同样声名狼藉。

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#7

Ms.M.
Those shoes are fly

这双鞋太难看了

Kimberly Mejia-Zavala
best looking out here

这里的风景真好

Pam
I don’t blame him at all!

我一点也不怪他!

#8

blobby_grrl
I swear, I had nothing to do with them, it was all doofus!

我发誓,我和他们一点关系都没有,这一切都蠢透了!
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Michelle M (edited)
There have been several reports of mail men assaults since you moved to the neighborhood. What do you know about that?

自从你搬到哪里,那附近就时常出现邮差被袭事件。你有什么要说的么?

Pam
That pup is innocent I tell you!

我跟你说,另外的那只狗是无辜的!

Ricky Moore
''Now just tell me one thing........ who let you guys out''.......

“现在就只想问你一件事........是谁把你放出来的.......

Manny_Flawz
I tells ya officer, you is barking up the wrong tree. And I knows trees.

长官,我跟你说,你认错人了。我知道树是长的啥样。

JessG
“I assure you we are already talking to the cat sir, just answer the question…what did you do right after human friend went outside?”

“我向你保证我们已经和猫谈过了,先生,请回答我的问题……在你的人类朋友出门后,你都做了些什么?”

#9

Tobias Reaper
not sure i like the look of the xenomorph for the new alien movie

不好说我是否喜欢新外星人电影里的异形

YourCausalGayRedPanda
This will haunt my dreams forever looks like he is eating a guy that just wanted some powerade

这可能成为我一生的心理阴影,看起来皮卡丘正在吞掉一个只想喝到能量饮料的人

Bonesko
"I MUST ESCAPE?"

我要出去~

Ozymandias73
Freak the hell outta some kid walking by like that.

这时要是有小孩路过,看到肯定会被吓坏的

Kimberly Mejia-Zavala
I need a man in my life I can do this with

我需要一个能和我一起做这件事的男人

Janet Graham
It took a moment.

看的让我愣了好一会
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Mommitude Attitude
This suit looks to be one piece meaning to get fresh air or take a break, they have to take the whole suit off. When I wore something similar while working for JCPenney's, we were required to go in the back away from the customers to get fresh air or take a break. If we were caught doing this, they would have fired me I think because they took maintaining the illusion almost Disney levels of serious

这套玩偶装是连体的吧,感觉里面的人要想呼吸新鲜空气或休息一下,得必须把整个玩偶服脱掉。之前在迪士尼乐园上班时就穿过类似的玩偶服,我们被要求想呼吸新鲜空气或休息一下时候要躲着顾客。如果我们被顾客发现真身,我想他们会解雇我,因为他们把维护迪士尼的风格看做是相当严肃的事情

Lynne Stankard
....................errrr...................what the Hell?!!!!!

额…这是在搞什么鬼

Kai
Voila! A new phobia is born

好么!一种新恐怖场景诞生了

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Lina Survila, a connoisseur of internet culture and the creator of metaverse news newsletter The Wearables Daily, argues that cursed images have become a certain alternative for memes.
“Now, it's used to visually show how absurd the situation can be. Something unpleasant to watch can be anything from a baby without a hat in cold winter to just a moment of bizarre surroundings,” she told Bored Panda in an interview. She added that “in real life, it looked and felt just so normal.”

互联网文化专家、元虚拟世界新闻通讯《可穿戴设备日报》的创建者莉娜·苏维拉认为,“诅咒图像”已然成为表情包的一种替代选择。
她在一次《Bored Panda》网站对他的采访中表示。“如今,“诅咒图像”常被用做直观描述荒谬的情景。不愉快的事情可以是任何事情,从寒冬不戴帽子的婴儿到怪异的环境,”她接着说道,“在现实生活中,这看起来和感觉的都很正常。”

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#10


(图)请相信我,绝对不是病毒,我只是只海豚

Anonymous
Come on guys it's not a virus.

拜托,各位,这不是病毒

blobby_grrl
Yeah why are you acting so sceptical guys come on.

是啊,不要犹豫,各位,点我开始吧。

Michelle M
I like dolphins. *Click*

原来是海豚啊。(随手用鼠标点了一下)

Kimberly Mejia-Zavala
What virus??? I only see dolphin

这哪是病毒啊,分明就是海豚

Pandalea
And thank you for all the fish!

谢谢你分享的“鱼”

#11

Buren
Big Mac? Is that you?

是你吗?巨无霸!

OwenHasADHD
The true McDonalds mascot.

货真价实的麦当劳吉祥物

Repel
I am not gay but I feel strangely attracted to this guy

虽然我不是是GAY,但莫名其妙的是我还是被这个家伙成功地吸引住了

Mistiekim
That’s a weird toupee.

好怪异的假发

#12

grafxgal60073
I know another place where toast can be used effectively: The grounds of Mar-a-Lago. I wonder though if Trump would understand the metaphor.

我觉得还有一个地方有像烤面包这样,海湖庄园,不知特朗普能否领会到这一点。

Gabby M
I would really like to know the context behind this one.

我很想知道出现这种事的来龙去脉。

ravn
Needs a slab of butter on the curb...

路边还应放一块黄油

Brie Sansotta 5 days ago
Man, it's hot out there!

好家伙,这天有这么热么?

Nazda Pokmov
A dozen toasted breads????

一打烤面包

Dorothy Cloud 4 days ago
Someone had a lot of spare time and a great imagination...

有些人真是闲的没事干,光想着怎么整活了!

Linda Daulby
Must have been a jam to spread on the toast up front.

一定是在烤好面包前在那上面涂了果酱。

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Moreover, Survila argues that cursed images are an interesting phenomenon because they illustrate that sometimes when you're looking from a different perspective, the whole thing can look like a different story.
Having said that, “cursed images can also be damaging if used in not the right context. It could help to illustrate a false story or even propaganda,” Survila explained. “Without any explanation, images can circulate on the internet, hyping people with very wrong intentions.”
“My advice would be, don't always assume that everything you see is true. I guess this is why those images are so popular after all - because, in the right context, they can do a good job at misleading people,” she concluded.

此外,苏维拉认为,“诅咒图像”是一个有趣的现象,原因在于,当你观察的角度不同,得出的结果也不尽相同,有的时候甚至会得出一个截然相反的结论。
话虽如此,“如果理解有误,“诅咒图像”片也会造成很坏的影响。它可能有助散布一个虚假的故事,甚至像是在宣传,”苏维拉解释说。“在没有任何解释说明的情况下,图片在互联网上流传,让身怀恶意的人大肆炒作。”
“我的建议是,不要总是认为你看到的一切都是真的。我想这就是为什么这些图片如此受欢迎的原因——因为在某些情况下,它们可以误导人们产生错误的理解,”她总结道。

#13

Suzanne Tilson
" Not to be that guy, but... technically it's not drunk driving without a car, officers"

“不是那样的,警官,虽然……严格来讲,这不算是酒驾。”

Sue Lynn Chan
But they still need a train license

但他们还是需要火车司机驾驶执照

David Villamil
-Jerry, is the second time this month man, In calling your wife

杰瑞,这是你这个月第二次打电话给你老婆了

Reema Abu Gosh
I don’t really think that they were speeding

我感觉他们应该是没超速

Perfumista Perfumista
More likely in traffic going too slow.

是不是开的太慢了啊(注:美国有些洲某些地段有车速最低时速限制)

Deborah Harris2
I would be weak if I saw this

要是我遇到这情况会感到怕怕的

Alexandria Z
Just experiencing our second childhood here osifer.

就是想在这里重温下我们第二个童年。
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Seth
Kinda looks like they're sitting on a caravan of delivery drones

看起来他们像是坐在无人送货车上

#14

Suzanne Tilson
The dog knows this sus

狗都嫌弃

Kel_how
"If I don't look at it, it doesn't exist"

如果我看不见它,它就不存在

Ms.M.
DO NOT WANT

别过来啊

ami
Dogs just like : help me

狗子心里肯定在想:救命!
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Allie (edited)
My kid did the same thing the first time he met Mickey Mouse. (My kid was not on a leash)

我家孩子第一次见到米老鼠时也是这种反应。(当然,我家孩子不是拴着的)
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CookieCrump
I do the same thing, and I'm a teenager.

小时候有次我也是这种反应

#15

Buren
I need to feed the whole village!

全村人都指望我养着呢

S Cooley 2 days ago
1 of those could feed me so i guess im the whole village

我就是那个叫“全村人”的人,这些够了

Rebecca Trinkner
Rice that thinks it's popcorn....

你这是把米饭当爆花米做呢?

VeryDarkMatter
me: Its not enough rice.. * add some more * ... not enough .. * add even more *... Oh... o_o

我:感觉好像放的不够,再加点,好像还不够,那就再加点,厚礼蟹……

Karen Grace
Only with rice instead of pasta.

幸好做的是米饭而不是意大利面

Bonesko
I like to cook a bunch of rice and freeze them. It's quick meals when you're tired

我喜欢做一大锅米饭,然后放冰箱里冷藏起来,每当你懒得做饭的时候,就拿出一些当快餐吃。

Vicko Fidelis
Your food's so bad, even the rice tried to escape!

可能菜你做得太难吃,就连米饭都不屑与之为伍

Phyllis Turbin
No, no. 2 parts water, one part rice. Not the other way around.

错啦,你搞反了,米和水的比例应该是1比2

#16

ginger a. freckleburger
So hi-tech!

真——高科技
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Autistic apricot
Oh no, guess I can’t rob here, they have too good security

哦,不,我猜这里劫匪肯定不想来这里,因为他们的安保措施做的太好了

Ahmed El-Zeedy (edited)
I think added it like saying "there are cameras here"; just to give notice

我想这就是想表明"这里有摄像头"告知大家一下

LANDON NYSTROM
couldn't offord the new cameras

买不起新监控摄像头

Catherine Couch
Can't wait to review the tape!

我想看看监控录像

#17

Ms.M.
Yellow Man Group. Blue Man Group's nemesis.

黄队!蓝队宿敌。

glowworm2
Okay, that's kind of cute though!

好吧,感觉这还挺可爱的!

RMoo
Beginning to question ALL their ingredients, at this point.

看到这一幕,我都有些怀疑这薯条到底是用什么去做的了

Deborah Harris2
finally something to put kids off wanting to go there :D

终于有东西又能让孩子们打消去那里的念头了

jaysko
I said this above, but I'd think this would be even more intriguing for kids..

我想说,我认为孩子们反而对这东西更感兴趣了。

JL
If the goal is to get people to want to eat your fries, time for plan B.

如果你的目标是让人们想吃你家的薯条,那就是时候开始实施B计划了。

ℙ.
I miss the old McDonald's characters - the Fry Kids (formerly Fry Guys, etc)!!

好怀念当年麦当劳的吉祥物——油炸小子

Dodomaster Lord of chickens
so that's what they make the fries from, no wonder they taste so good

原来这就是他们做薯条的原料,难怪这么好吃

Alexandria Z
Told you. If you don't stop eating those all the time, You'd turn into one.

跟你说。如果你总吃那些东西,你会变成他们其中一部分。

#18

Vic
Stone Unhenged

“巨”…巨石阵?

Katie Lutesinger
This is where the pagan sewer rats go to worship.

这是异教徒黑鼠做祷告的地方。

Alexandria Z
A new theory about Stonehenge has emerged.

一种关于巨石阵的新学说要出现了。

Pascale Pierloot
Only a small step for some...but a long way down for others!!

对某些人来说也许只是一小步……但对其他人来说,这是一条很长很长的路!!

#19

Liv
Killer clorn

苞米杀手

Xray0976
Your chances of dying from corn are low, but never zero

死于苞米袭击的几率很低,但绝不为零

Burtaverde
Is that a keyboard?

(车窗里)是键盘么?

Mark Howell
For when you need to hack your Tesla

当你想要骇进你的特斯拉(车)的时候

idrow1
Jeez, I just looked it up and more people die from corn each year than you'd think was possible.

天啊,我刚查了一下每年死于苞米袭击之下的人比你想象的要多。

Holly Stevens
This looks like a junk yard, and someone stuck a corn cob into an existing hole in a totaled windshield

这里是车辆废置场吧,估计是有人把一根玉米棒塞进了一辆肇事车挡风玻璃上的破洞里

Gina Babe
Corn is in everything!

苞米无所不在让你无可遁形

#20


(图)我老婆说我要是能中百万大奖,我就能给孩子起名叫PICKLE RICK

Chris Cristo
If I was your son and you somehow managed to name me Pickle Rick, I would spend my life raising enough money to hire the best hitman who would come and cut your balls off so you can never have another child to give a name to

如果我是你的儿子,你真给我起的名叫Pickle Rick,,我会花一辈子的时间去攒足够的钱,雇最好的杀手来切掉你的蛋蛋,让你就再也没机会给孩子起名字了

Marco Richter
save the 1 mil for your son's psychology sessions

把这一百万留着给你儿子做心理补导吧

Max Hogan
If he got 1 million likes society as a whole should be ashamed.

如果他真的中了一百万,那整个社会都会替他感到丢脸的

Linda Daulby
He will get called ickle prick for sure by his mates. .

这孩子以后肯定会被他的小朋友们叫成“讨厌鬼”的。

elfin
Child abuse.

这名字起的都快跟孽待孩子离不远了

#21

Susan Bosse
I made black ice cream earlier this year. It tasted good and made for some fun pix but ultimately not worth the trouble and cost (lots of black and purple food coloring).

今年早些时候我做了次黑冰淇淋。味道很不错,还拍了不少它的照片,但感觉挺麻烦和成本不低感觉挺不值的(得用好多黑或紫色食用色素)

Seth
To each their own I suppose, but I've always felt it tastes of nothing.

每个人有每个人的感受,可他对我来说尝不出有啥味

sage
Shut up and take my money

别再说了,钱拿去

Janet Graham
It a black hole!

简直就跟黑洞一样

Christopher Chang Peng Yen
The Chinese words actually mean Sesame.

这个中文单词实际上是芝麻的意思。

#22

Carlos Spicy-Weiner
When this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious...

当它在以时速88英里时忽然要停下刹住时,你将会看到一些极其严肃的…

Good Luckas
How fast was this duck going lol

试想一下这只鸭子得跑得有多快,哈哈

Perfumista Perfumista
Miss Vito - Can you tell us exactly what kind of bird made these tracks

维托女士-您能告诉我们这些脚印是什么鸟留下的吗

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
NO, the defenses' case doesn't hold wata

不是这样,辩方的理由站不住脚

#23

Buren
I hate these packaging

烦死这种包装袋了

Chris Cristo
Once, on a fishing trip, I realized I didn't take my knife so I went to the nearest Walmart to buy one. Guess what? I needed a knife to open the new knife package.

有一次,我去钓鱼,突然发现我没带刀,就去最近的沃尔玛买了一把。你猜怎么着?我还得需要一把刀来打开新买的刀的外包装。

Patrick Farnan
Don't blame the packaging for the idiocy of the people who cut it open

不要因为拆包装的人的愚蠢而责怪包装

Patrick Farnan
Takes a special kind of stupidity to actually cut it open like that. Don't blame packaging for people's lack of judgement.

像这种方法打开包装袋的人再蠢不过了。不要因为人们缺乏判断力而问题怪在包装上。

Mistiekim
It’s like some sort of jail break for the item inside. There’s a barbed wire and prison guards between you and the item.

这就像是越狱,为了里面的东西。在你和物品之间隔着铁丝网和狱警。

Seth
There's a very obvious "cut here" line with arrows on either side, it's about 1.5 inches above where they cut. Their fault for being dumb.

这袋子上面会有一条非常明显的“从这里剪”的虚线,那袋子顶部两头都有指示箭头,离剪坏的地方上面大约1.5英寸。简直就是愚蠢的错误。

Lauren Copland
Props to them for even managing to get it open

居然还能这么打开,简直太厉害了!

#24

Josephine
No no no no no no no

不要啊

Bluebrains
Yes. Soon, we will all be this way.

不要疑惑。很快,我们都会变成这样的。

crazy_stupid
Camilla doesn't look any different, LOL

哈哈,即使这样,卡米拉跟本尊模样看起来也没什么区别,哈哈

Sandra Slingerland
They say spouses can start to look like each other.

人们说夫妻双方的模样会逐渐变得越来越和相的。

Emily
Kate is not biologically related, thank goodness, to Charles

谢天谢地,幸好凯特和查尔斯没啥血缘关系

Kimberly Mejia-Zavala
You look just like your mother and your father, your grandmother, the dog...

看起来你跟你妈还有你爸,你奶奶,还有你家狗长的都挺像的……
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ℙ.
It's an improvement for Camilla

这对卡米拉来说是一种改进

Wesley Humphreys
Idk the baby looks fine to me

我觉得孩子看起来还很不错

RandomHumanBean
why did it take me so long to find the real one?

为什么我花了这么久才找到真身?

Tezdon Robinson
the woman with the white hair actually looks somewhat normal

其中那个白发女人看起来还算正常

DC
... that one South Park Episode ... Christmas at Cartman's Grandma's ... "I had a nightmare. We had a sleepover in a house crammed with Cartmans!" ... well, that, it's just that it's King Prince Charles who's everywhere.

卡通剧《南方公园》有一集…在卡特曼奶奶家过圣诞节…“我做了一个噩梦。我们在挤满人的卡特曼家的房子睡了一晚!”... 嗯,这倒没什么,但唯一问题是,这屋子里的人全是查尔斯王子。

#25

Gemma jones
i work in a bar that would be so much easier for me to carry

我在酒吧工作,要是有这种杯子我送酒水的话就方便多了

idrow1
They'd spill a lot easier if they were on a tray though.

如果放在托盘上,里面的酒水会更容易洒出来的。

Shayne Randlett
"Can I get you another beer?" "Um...maybe just a small slice..."

“要不要再来一杯啤酒?”“嗯……也许只是一小块……”

Happy Panda Nicole
Officer I swear I only had one beer

警官,我发誓,我真的只喝了一杯啤酒

Max Hogan
When I order a glass of beer I expect the whole damn glass not a 1/4 glass.

我要点啤酒时,我希望上来的是一杯,而不是四分之一杯

Janet Graham
Very cool idea!

好酷的创意

Martha Higgins
Love this. Where can I get it?

我喜欢这个,哪里能买到?
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#26

Jacie Ray
What happened to 26?

她26岁时的蛋糕呢?

No One
Is it just me or does it look shaped like a toilet lid?

是我的错觉还是它看起来像个马桶盖?

Pascale Pierloot
Like those Russian Dolls...keeps on giving!!!

感觉就像是俄罗斯套娃似的,以后继续

Nonna_SoF
Recursive cake.

套娃蛋糕
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Shayne Randlett
When you want a picture cake, but only take one picture a year

当你想要一个照片蛋糕,但一年只拍一张

Artsy Bookworm
This is cool!

好酷哦

Janet Graham
Who would want a cake with Chelsea Clinton's face on it ad infinitum?

谁会想要一个永远印着切尔西·克林顿头像的蛋糕呢?

#27

"There's orange juice in my Ice"

"我的冰块里掺了橙汁"
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sage
Damn, I hate when I get orange juice in my scrumptious ice.

该死,我讨厌我的美味冰块里有橙汁

YourCausalGayRedPanda
Would you like some orange juice with your ice

你想在冰里再加些橙汁吗
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Midnight Fox
Orange juice? More like a work of art.

橙汁吗?感觉更像是一件艺术品。
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Dorothy Cloud
Looks like my ice maker.

看起来像我家制冰机的做出来的。

#28

JoyfulZebra
I want to take a bite out of it.

我有一种想咬一口尝尝的冲动。

Sue Lynn Chan
I can smell the mint from here.

坐在屏幕前的我都能感觉到那股薄荷味了。

Quitethedilemma
Hey finally a product that wasn't just air

嘿,终于有一个不只是空气的商品了

Liv
I have the odd urge to just squeeze it

我有一种想挤一下的冲动

#29

"Number one lawyer!"

“风骚律师(又名,头牌律师,绝命律师)”

Ms. Sådmån
Better call saul!

《绝命律师》!!!

Headless Roach
T's all good, man.

一切都很好,伙计。(美剧《绝命律师》主角口头禅)
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VeryDarkMatter (edited)
my personal opinion: "Better call Saul" is the first spin off of a successful show, that is at least as good as the original show is (Breaking Bad). I love both .. Best shows from TV / Netflix of all times.

我个人认为,《风骚律师》是一部成功的《绝命毒师》剧衍生剧,水准至少和第一部《绝命毒师》一样高。这俩剧我都喜欢。是网飞有史以来最好看的电视剧。

Mjolnir Stormbreaker

He has a movie out called 锚点Nobody, and it is the best movie we have seen in a very long time.
这人还出演过一部叫《小人物》的电影,这是很长一段时间以来我们看过的最好的电影。
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Janet Graham
I kinda thought that they both look like vampires wearing daytime make-up so they could go outside.

我觉得他们看起来都像是化了日妆的吸血鬼,这样他们就能出门了。

#30

Nunya Business
Killing three birds with one stone . . . Jeep's washed, clothes clean, bath taken.

买一送二服务……吉普车洗好了,衣服干净了,澡也不用洗了。

WindySwede
Teeth brushed?

牙刷?

Caroline Kimber
Save water, get washed with your car.

节约用水,洗车的时候顺带也洗个澡。

DEW
Dad can I borrow tonight?? I'll wash it for you!!

爸爸,车子今晚能借我一下吗??用完我会洗的!!

Liv
This is painful to watch

感觉他好难受

Nazda Pokmov
Now you don't have to take a shower this week!!!!

这个礼拜你都不用洗澡了!!