哪些东西100%是诈骗？
what is 100% a scam?
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what is 100% a scam?
哪些东西100%是诈骗？
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”I’m paying off debts of $5000 to the first five people to DM me” - courteously of Instagram.
“前5个私信我的人，我会给他们还5000美元的债务”——Instagram上的。
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编辑：你不会相信有多少弱智因为没看前后文就来给我发私信的
I'm really curious what happens if you send a DM. Do they just say "I need your credit card information to send the money"?
我真的很好奇如果你发送了私信的话会怎么样。他们会直接告诉你“我需要你的信用卡信息，才能给你打钱”吗？
I went down the rabbit hole with one of these to see how far it would go when I was bored once.
我之前在实在无聊到一定程度之后，曾经和这种东西较过真。
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简单来说，就是他们会让你相信他们有个加密货币的机器人，或者股票收益的机器人，能每个星期都给你一定百分比的收入。然后他们就会要求你开设一个新的银行账户（给我的建议是大通银行），然后问你的登录信息细节，这样他们就可以“把这个账户与机器人连接起来”。我在想他们可能会把账户里的存款都取出来，或者把你的其他金融产品拿走……我不知道，因为之后我就没再深入研究了。
I did once, to see what would happen. They ghosted me after a few DMs.
我曾经试过，看看会发生什么。我发了几封私信之后他们就不理我了。
The individual who called me yesterday claiming to be “US Customs and Border Patrol” who said I had an illegal package from Mexico in my name
昨天声称自己是“美国海关和边境管理”的人，说我有个从墨西哥寄来的违法包裹，上面有我的名字。
"Oh, you can keep it, I don't want it, that would be illegal and against the law."
“哦，那你拿着吧，我不想要，不然就犯法了。”
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This reminds me of the "Hi. I'm calling you about a problem with your windows computer."
这让我想起我接过的电话，“你好。我给你打电话是因为你的Windows电脑出了一点问题。”
我通常都这么回答“什么Windows电脑？我用的是Linux”“咔哒，嘟——嘟——嘟——”
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In 2019 my mom called me at work worried about my grandmother who had that call while the two of them were at my grandmother's house. I had to sternly remind my mother that my grandmother did not own a computer.
在2019年我妈妈在我上班的时候担心地给我打了个电话，是我姥姥接的电话，两个骗子已经到我姥姥家了。我得严肃地告诉我妈，我姥姥没有电脑。
这事儿不是编的。
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I was at a CVS store recently, and overheard the checkout woman doing her best to dissuade this older man from completing his purchase of 10 $50 prepaid cards of some type. He kept saying that it is not a scam, they are going to turn off his electricity, his wife is on medical equipment and she would die, etc etc... I even offered my input, but he was not having any of it. Out he walked with $500 of pure scam.
我昨天在一个便利店，听见收银员女士在尽自己的全力劝说一位老人不要购买10张50美元的某种支付卡。他一直说这不是诈骗，他们要把自己家的电力关掉了，他妻子在靠医疗设备活着，她会死，之类的。我甚至跟他说用我的，但是他也不接受。于是他被诈骗了500美元，走人了。
My elderly mom literally just fell for a gift card scam via computer. It was a decent chunk of change but fortunately not enough to impact her future. Now I'm trying to implemement various safeguards to hopefully prevent this from happening again.
我年迈的母亲在电脑上被一个礼物卡诈骗给骗到了。骗了不少小钱，但幸运的是不至于影响她的未来。现在我在试着实施多项保护措施，希望以后能够不要再发生这种事。
我真希望她也遇见过那种善良的，习惯刨根问底的店员……
My elderly mom lost $26k. Killed her. Literally.... She died within a few months all stressed out, because they sold her name on a "suckers" list and she was constantly getting calls and emails
我年迈的母亲被骗了26000美元。这杀了她，字面意义上的……她在承受了几个月的压力之后就去世了，因为他们把她的名字卖到了一张“失败者”的名单上，此后她就经常收到电话和电子邮件了。
There’s gotta be a special place in Hell for someone who would do this to an elderly man.
那些对年长的人做这种事的人，地狱里会给他们留一个特别的位置的。
Those shitstains prey on many older folks precisely because they're easier to dupe/intimidate.
那些人渣以很多老年人为目标，就是因为老年人容易欺骗，也容易羞辱。
One time they called my grandparents and they pretended to be me, and said that they needed $15,000 wired to them to bail me out of jail. Thankfully my grandmother called me to confirm that I, in fact, was not in jail or any legal trouble for that matter..
有一次他们给我祖父母打电话，假装是我，说他们需要打15000美元过去把我从监狱里保释出来。谢天谢地，我的祖母给我打了电话，证实了我事实上既没坐监狱，也没陷入任何的法律问题。
Oh wow yeah you need to send Customs about $900 in Bitcoin asap so they can clear this up
哦太对了你得赶紧给海关打900美元的比特币让他们把这件事给你弄明白。
I love these. I have an array of responses, including: "Listen very carefully. You need to make absolutely sure that shit moves. They know where you live" and, of course, "What a coincidence! I work for ICE. Let me talk to your superior real quick."
我很喜欢这种诈骗。我有一系列的回应，包括，“听好了。你一定要万分确定不要让那个东西停下来。他们知道你家住在哪。”以及，当然了，“这么巧吗！我在移民海关执法工作，赶紧让我跟你上级说两句。”
I pretend I'm very interested in whatever they're trying to sell them but ask for a moment to get my wallet to pay.
我会假装自己对于他们想要卖的东西非常感兴趣，但是让他们等我一下，我去找钱包支付。
然后我就把我的手机放到桌面上无视它。我也不静音，我也不挂电话，我只是把电话放下，继续看电视，打游戏，或者去工作。
我很喜欢那个人在几乎安静但不是完全安静的氛围下能等多久。他们能听见背景声音，所以知道那里有人，但是此后再也不会有人接起电话跟他们说话了。
That's usually what happens whenever they realize I'm not buying their BS. Like I had one guy call and claim to be from Microsoft. I said "no you're not" and he just screamed "FUCK YOU!". They're such an angry bunch. Like they have the right to get fucking mad at me lol. If you have some time to kill though, messing with them can be quite fun
在他们意识到我不会买他们的东西的时候，我通常也会这么做。比如说曾经我接到过一个人打电话过来声称自己是微软的。我说“不，你不是”然后他大喊了一句“草你妈的！”他们可真是太容易生气了。就好像他们有权利生我的气一样哈哈。当然如果你有时间可以浪费的话，那么跟他们逗着玩还是挺有意思的。
I like the ads you get on some sites. "Jane from tiny village of 20 people near you wants to chat".
我喜欢你在某些网站上会遇到的那种广告。“来自附近一个20人的小村庄的简想要和你聊天。”
噢，呃。那就是沙隆家的女儿了？她怎么可能是黑人呢？俺们村也没有黑人啊……
I live in rural-ish Australia. I always see the "Caitlyn is only 1.7 miles from you and wants to FUCK". Yeah no 1.7 miles from me is a piggery and I don't want a romantic evening there!
我就住在澳大利亚的乡下。我经常看见“卡特琳距离你只有1.7英里远，并且想要来一炮”。不用了，离我家1.7英里远的地方是个猪圈，我可不想在那度过浪漫的夜晚。
Attractive singles in my area? Maybe IM the Attractive single!
区域内的性感单身人士？或许我就是那个性感单身人士！
“you won’t last 5 minutes” game
“你坚持不了5分钟”的那种游戏。
Has anybody actually tried one of these? I'm curious what the "game" actually is, but obviously not curious enough to click their bullshit.
有人真的试过那种游戏吗？我很好奇那个“游戏”到底是什么，但我也显然没有好奇到真的点开他们的烂广告瞧一瞧。
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I remember hearing someone on here bought one of those games with the ads. The commenter said that the ad had like Disney-level quality of animation or something, but the game itself was something like a flash game or PowerPoint-esque game.
我记得在论坛上听见过有人买了那种小广告的游戏。那个人说虽然广告有迪士尼级别的动画之类的，但是游戏本身只不过是个flash小游戏或者PowerPoint幻灯片级别的游戏。
噢，而且他们把他的信用卡刷干了。
Most of the time those ads just steal a well known porn animators work and paste their ad on top of it. The animation is rarely affiliated at all.
绝大多数情况下，这些广告只不过是把一个出名的色情动画师的作品偷过来，然后把自己的广告粘贴在上面。动画跟游戏内容基本没有任何关系。
"87% fail this simple test"
“87%的人没有通过这个简单的测试”
"Your IQ is 140 if you can name these 5 people" barak obama pictured
“如果你能认出这5个人，那么你的智商就是140”结果上面印着个奥巴马
Hydrogen-rich water. Had someone I know (this person is also into MLMs) try to sell me a thousands of dollars water filter. I looked up if there were any legit studies done on the health claims, and as I suspected, I didn't find any really compelling science. Turns out most of the claims pretty much line up with the health benefits of just drinking more water in general.
富氢水。我认识个人（这个人碰巧也在搞网络营销），想要卖给我一千美元的水过滤器。我查了一下这个过滤器对健康的好处有没有研究，正如我所怀疑的，没有任何真正有说服力的研究。结果绝大多数他们所声称的对健康的好处，实际上跟直接喝更多的水没有什么区别。
My FIL was into his Kagen water thingy. It was supposed to make the water molecules smaller and more easily absorbed, “as used in Japanese hospitals”.
我岳父就很信“还原水”的那一套，据说能让水分子更小，更容易吸收，“日本医院就用这个”。
全都是什么离子化和碱性水的垃圾。
I've got the special water that's got twice as much hydrogen as oxygen!
我有个很特别的水，里面的氢是氧的两倍！
说真的，在我这边的超市，他们在“富氢水”的旁边就卖“富氧水”。我感觉这多少算是安全问题。
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We can’t give you a raise yet because (X), but if you work hard and prove your competency, there will be a raise next year.
我们暂时还不能给你涨薪，因为（X），但是如果你努力工作，证明自己的能力的话，那么明年就会有涨薪。
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We don't have the money to give you a raise but if you quit we'll hire someone (probably less good at the job and with less experience) to replace you at a higher rate than you're currently making
我们没有钱给你涨薪，但是如果你辞职的话，那么我们就会雇另一个人（很可能比你干得还糟糕，而且比你的经验还少）来替换你，并且给的钱比给你的多。
Or better yet, work hard and take on responsibilities of the next level with your current pay and you might get promoted to that next level.
或者还有更好的选择，努力工作，用你现在的薪资承担起下一个级别的责任，然后你可能就可以升职到下一个级别了。
Those Alpha Male courses
那些阿尔法男性的课程
I took a beta male course once. In the first lesson, the instructor slept with my girlfriend. I learned a lot.
我上过一节贝塔男性的课程。第一节课，教练就睡了我的女朋友。我学到了很多。
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Kids iPhone/iPad games. My kid is downloading these “free” games that constantly ask her to buy an extra skin or a treasure box of thousands of coins to upgrade and keep playing. It’s really scummy because they know exactly who their audience is, children who have no concept of money.
给孩子玩的iPhone和iPad游戏。我家孩子经常下载这种“免费”游戏，这种游戏经常会让她购买额外的皮肤，或者价值几千金币的升级的宝箱，然后继续玩。这真的很人渣，因为他们很清楚自己的受众是谁，就是那群没有金钱概念的孩子。
They also target adults who have no concept of money, or have predisposition to addiction.
他们当然也会把那些没有金钱概念，或者容易上瘾的成年人视为目标。
They are completely predatory.
他们完全就是掠食性的。
很离谱。我家孩子会过来跟我抱怨他关不了一个广告。结果他们把那个X搞得根本看不见，或者点不了。
我遇见过那种广告，里面的X不仅点不了，而且你得打开商店才能把它关掉。
这真的非常恶心，并且如果你是在这个领域工作的人，那么我对你的尊敬就会少一分。
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I immediately dexe the game. “Sorry buddy this game doesn’t work anymore”…
我直接就把这个游戏删了。“不好意思啊宝贝，这个游戏坏了”……
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Any seminar that teaches you the keys to success at (insert business) is going to be 50-75% scam right out of the gate, pay, unpaid, whatever.
任何教你如何在（某个行业）取得成功的关键的研讨会，都至少是50%-75%的诈骗，不论你花不花钱。
如果这个人在（某个行业）真的很厉害，那么他们肯定要忙着在这个行业挣大钱了，没时间讲课。
Exactly, someone I know I shall not disclose who cause I'm embarassed signed up with big money for a guy who teaches you how to be good in the stock market - the thing is the dude does 5hrs of live classes every day. There is no way you are both teaching and making money at the same time
没错，我就认识一个人，但我不方便说因为我会觉得很尴尬，他就花了一大笔钱找人教你怎么在股票市场挣大钱——问题在于这个哥们每天都要上5个小时的直播课程。你不可能一边教书，一边挣大钱。
Step 1: attend my free seminar
第一步：参加我的免费讲座
第二步：参加我给“认真”的人提供的付费讲座
第三步：参加我的一对一教学以及我的专属新闻服务
第四步：破产
Your fr>end that has been absent in a few years suddenly showing up telling you that he /she has a fantastic job offer for you.
你消失多年的朋友突然出现，跟你说他/她有个非常厉害的工作机会等着你。
This happened to me. They (as in her ‘boss’ and my ‘friend’ ) took me out to a restaurant and started telling me the joys of being my own boss. Work my own hours Yada yada yada. I asked them flat out if this was a pyramid scheme, they were offended I called it that. I got up, put $20 on the table and told her to never contact me again.
我就遇到过这种事。他们（她的“老板”和我的“朋友”）带我去了一家餐厅，然后跟我讲自己当自己的老板是一种多么快乐的感觉。什么想什么时候工作就什么时候工作之类的。我问他们这是不是庞氏骗局，然后他们因为我这么说而感到很生气。于是我直接站起身来，把20美元往桌子上一扔，告诉她以后再也不要联系我。
I like how you paid for you own meal, but they probably considered that a win.
我喜欢你竟然给自己的饭菜买单了，但是他们可能会觉得这也算赢了吧。
There were already 2 assholes at that table, wasn’t going to make it 3.
餐桌上已经有两个混蛋了，我不想变成第三个。
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“Accept all cookies” - I have never received any cookies.
“接受所有的cookies”——我从来都没收到过小饼干。（译注：cookies是浏览器的一种缓存文件）
Mom: If you tell me the truth, I won't get mad
妈妈：如果你跟我说实话，我是不会生气的。
You know, my wife and I decided very early on that if we said that, we mean it. And we did. No idea what effect that had on our kids but I'm hoping it was positive.
我和我老婆很早就决定，如果我们这么说的话，那么我们就一定要这么做。我们确实做到了。我不知道对我们的孩子有了怎样的影响，但我希望是积极的。
This totally worked with my kids. They are 17 and 19 now and tell me everything
在我家孩子身上非常管用。他们两个一个17岁，一个19岁，但是现在还是跟我无话不谈。
Hey mom? I just murdered a homeless hooker and ran over three orphans. Don’t get mad.
妈？我刚杀了一个无家可归的妓女，然后碾死了三个孤儿。别生气哈。
Everybody makes mistakes, it takes a real man to admit it.
所有人都会犯错误，只有真男人才敢于承认。
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We also lost your Van Halen mixtape
我们还把你的范海伦混音带弄丢了
NOW YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE YOU LITTLE SHITS
那 你 可 就 是 皮 痒 了 小 兔 崽 子
The original scam!!! Dad does it too! Then when you’re like “I thought you said you wouldn’t get mad!” They be like “I’m not mad.. I’m just.. disappointed” of course that’s worse!!
这就是最原始的诈骗！！！我爸爸也这么做！然后你要是说，“我以为你们说了你们不会生气的！”的时候，他们就会说，“我不是生气。我只是失望了。”这当然更糟糕了！
My parents would turn it around on me. “You’re not in trouble for what you did, you’re in trouble for trying to lie”. But they’d bring the original thing up all the time so it sure felt like I was in trouble for that.
我的父母会把锅甩到我的身上。“我生气不是因为你做了什么，而是因为你想要撒谎。”但是是他们自己先说起这一切的，所以总是感觉好像我因此惹了麻烦一样。
我还小的时候没办法区分，因为惹了麻烦就是惹了麻烦。
Hot singles in your area
你附近的性感单身人士。
I was in an old village in the middle of nowhere with only old people living in it, and when I was watching a game, it said " hot singles at a 327 m range" lol
我住在一个老村子里，旁边荒无人烟，这里只有老头老太太住着。但是我看比赛的时候，却有广告说，“327米的距离内有一个性感的单身人士”笑死。
Clearly it was talking about you, you're the hot single in your area.
显然说的是你，你就是你们附近那个性感单身人士。
Low stakes but bikinis. There is no way that little fabric/stitching should be like $80 for each individual piece
虽然没什么成本，但是比基尼。那么点的布料和绳子，竟然每一件要差不多80美元。
Wait? You girls pay by the piece? That’s a scam right there !
什么？你们女生都是分开按件买的？这简直就是诈骗！
Buying the pieces separately makes a lot of sense because we can be different sizes on the top vs the bottom. (Like if you have narrow hips and a larger chest.)
上下分开买很合理，因为我们上面和下面的尺码可能区别很大。（就比如你胸很大，但是屁股很窄。）
但确实非常贵。
I remember a petite friend of mine, who was large up top, was talking about how she used to have to buy 2 bikini's because of the hips to chest ratio was so different.
我记得自己认识一个朋友，胸很大的那种，她说自己以前得买两套比基尼，因为她的胸和臀部的比例太大了。
Mobile game ads
手机游戏广告
The ads that are just people playing the game poorly….
那些人们玩游戏玩的很烂的片段的广告……
insert the easiest puzzle known to mankind that an 80 year old corpse that died from a bullet wound to the frontal cortex could easily solve
想象一个人类历史上最简单的解密游戏，一个死于前额叶中弹的80年老僵尸都能轻松解决的那种
“兄弟们，这个游戏太难了！我过不去！”
Online dating services with monthly subscxtions. Any business that gets more money by failing than succeeding will be designed to fail, succeeding just enough to make users feel as though they can succeed. Basically the same principle as casinos.
月度付费的在线约会服务。任何通过你的失败而不是成功而挣钱的生意，都会故意让你失败。只要一点点的成功，让用户觉得自己好像能成功一样。基本上和赌场是一样的原理。
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When someone clearly out of my league likes me I know something's up
当某个我明显配不上的人开始对我感兴趣的时候，我就知道肯定有问题了。
The credit score system.
信用分数系统。
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它应该工作的方式：提前/按期偿还债务，分数更高。不偿还或者晚偿还，分数更低。
它实际上的工作方式：提前太早偿还债务，分数降低。开一个新的账户，分数降低。注销一个账户，分数降低。甚至你打印一份自己信用报告的副本，都会导致分数降低。这简直太可笑了。
这衡量的根本就不是你的可靠程度。而是你对于放贷者而言，可以榨取多少的利益。
True. When I paid off my car my score dropped by 30 points. Being in debt is worth more than being able to pay off a debt.
太对了。当我还清我的车贷的时候，我的信用分降低了30分。欠着债确实比有能力还清债务还有价值。
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