能让你看晕的无意间抓拍到的奇闻趣事
This Instagram Account Is Dedicated To Random Pics That Just Don’t Make Any Sense, Here Are 50 Of The Best
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让视觉欺骗来的更猛烈些吧
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This Instagram Account Is Dedicated To Random Pics That Just Don’t Make Any Sense, Here Are 50 Of The Best
Adelaide Ross and Gabija Palšytė
50张抓拍到的无厘头照片
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Adelaide Ross and Gabija Palšytė50张抓拍到的无厘头照片
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Some things in life cannot be explained. Why we all yawn (did that trigger a yawn from you?) and why tomatoes have 10,000 more genes than humans are mysteries scientists may never fully understand. But as curious creatures constantly searching for understanding, we tend to be drawn to bizarre and confusing things, particularly photos.
生活中有些事情无法解释。比如人们为什么打哈欠(此时的你看到别人打哈欠你也会跟着打么?)，为什么番茄的基因比人类多10000个，这些都是科学家们可能永远无法能解释的清的谜。但作为好奇心爆棚的物种，属于人类的我们孜孜不倦地去求知去发现，但往往会被稀奇古怪或令人困惑的东西所吸引，尤其是照片。
生活中有些事情无法解释。比如人们为什么打哈欠(此时的你看到别人打哈欠你也会跟着打么?)，为什么番茄的基因比人类多10000个，这些都是科学家们可能永远无法能解释的清的谜。但作为好奇心爆棚的物种，属于人类的我们孜孜不倦地去求知去发现，但往往会被稀奇古怪或令人困惑的东西所吸引，尤其是照片。
To provide a place for people to view endless images that make no sense out of context (or perhaps never made sense in the first place), the Meta Visions Instagram account was born. We spent some time in their quirky corner of the internet and gathered some of our favorite nonsense images for you to see down below. So enjoy trying to understand how all of these pictures came to be, and be sure to upvote any photo that attempting to decode gives you a headache.
为了给人们提供一个能看到满是无厘头照片的地方， 在Instagram上的Meta Visions频道横空出世。我们在网上花了些时间收集了一些可能最吸引人的古怪照片来满足大家的恶趣味，请下拉欣赏。大家请以愉悦的心态来尝试理解这种照片为何出现，并为你不得不强行解释令你头大的照片点赞投票.
为了给人们提供一个能看到满是无厘头照片的地方， 在Instagram上的Meta Visions频道横空出世。我们在网上花了些时间收集了一些可能最吸引人的古怪照片来满足大家的恶趣味，请下拉欣赏。大家请以愉悦的心态来尝试理解这种照片为何出现，并为你不得不强行解释令你头大的照片点赞投票.
#1
Argle Bargle
the mermaid population have been hit hard by climate change too
气候变化业已严重影像到美人鱼的数量了
Argle Bargle
the mermaid population have been hit hard by climate change too
气候变化业已严重影像到美人鱼的数量了
censorshipsucks
I know what is going on here. We do this in Africa as well. It's to humiliate your municipality. You show them that the pothole is big enough to bath in.
我知道这是怎么回事。我们在非洲就这样干过。为了就是羞辱当地市政。让他们看到这个路上的坑都大到可以洗澡了。
I know what is going on here. We do this in Africa as well. It's to humiliate your municipality. You show them that the pothole is big enough to bath in.
我知道这是怎么回事。我们在非洲就这样干过。为了就是羞辱当地市政。让他们看到这个路上的坑都大到可以洗澡了。
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
Cholera isn’t as sexy as she thinks it is
霍乱没她想的那么性感
Cholera isn’t as sexy as she thinks it is
霍乱没她想的那么性感
Pan Narrans
Scarcely clad girl falls in puddle and all they can think of is to snap a picture. Where's gallantry gone?
半裸女孩摔进水坑里,此时她脑中闪现出唯一的想法就是先来个自拍.勇气可嘉!
Scarcely clad girl falls in puddle and all they can think of is to snap a picture. Where's gallantry gone?
半裸女孩摔进水坑里,此时她脑中闪现出唯一的想法就是先来个自拍.勇气可嘉!
RezFidel
Seen this before... it´s from a russian dating site.
以前见过,这个照片来自俄罗斯的一个相亲网站
Seen this before... it´s from a russian dating site.
以前见过,这个照片来自俄罗斯的一个相亲网站
Shayne Randlett (edited)
The new Little Mermaid sequel looks great
新《小美人鱼》续集看起来很棒
The new Little Mermaid sequel looks great
新《小美人鱼》续集看起来很棒
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Meta Visions has posted 999 photos of pure nonsense on Instagram since 2017, and it has clearly made an impact on people, as the page currently has over 440k followers. The photos are a mix of confusing images out of context and images taken at just the right time. Many feature animals looking out of their element and obxts that just don’t seem right. As you go through this list of our favorite posts from the page, try not to intellectualize many of them. The photos can be seen as individual pieces of art that really do speak for themselves.
自2017年以来，Instagram的Meta Visions频道在发布了999张无厘至极的照片，反响热烈，至目前该频道粉丝数已超44万。这些照片包含了许多超现实或恰巧抓拍到的图像。许多事务特征看起来并不像他们本属物种，看起来总感觉哪里有些不对。当你浏览这个页面上的网页内容时，请尽量不要试图以理性的角度对其中的图片内容强行理解。有些照片完全可以当做独立的艺术作品来欣赏，它们有着自己各自的图像语言来表达。
Meta Visions has posted 999 photos of pure nonsense on Instagram since 2017, and it has clearly made an impact on people, as the page currently has over 440k followers. The photos are a mix of confusing images out of context and images taken at just the right time. Many feature animals looking out of their element and obxts that just don’t seem right. As you go through this list of our favorite posts from the page, try not to intellectualize many of them. The photos can be seen as individual pieces of art that really do speak for themselves.
自2017年以来，Instagram的Meta Visions频道在发布了999张无厘至极的照片，反响热烈，至目前该频道粉丝数已超44万。这些照片包含了许多超现实或恰巧抓拍到的图像。许多事务特征看起来并不像他们本属物种，看起来总感觉哪里有些不对。当你浏览这个页面上的网页内容时，请尽量不要试图以理性的角度对其中的图片内容强行理解。有些照片完全可以当做独立的艺术作品来欣赏，它们有着自己各自的图像语言来表达。
#2
GoddessOfChaos
PAWS OF POWEEERRRR!
赐予我力量吧
GoddessOfChaos
PAWS OF POWEEERRRR!
赐予我力量吧
Michelle M
Newest member of the paw patrol
爪子巡逻队新成员
Newest member of the paw patrol
爪子巡逻队新成员
Karin Gibson
Plasma ball even works with cats
等离子球甚至对猫也有效果
Plasma ball even works with cats
等离子球甚至对猫也有效果
Jaden Alexander
Use the force Fluffy.
拥有原力的猫猫
Use the force Fluffy.
拥有原力的猫猫
#3
Dandelion Girl
Sasquatch? Bigfoot? Yeti-man? This is making me uncomfortable
大脚野人?大脚怪?雪人怪?感觉好膈应人啊~
Dandelion Girl
Sasquatch? Bigfoot? Yeti-man? This is making me uncomfortable
大脚野人?大脚怪?雪人怪?感觉好膈应人啊~
Shayne Randlett
"How are your new foot prosthetics?" "Well..."
“你的新假肢怎样了?”“好家伙……”
"How are your new foot prosthetics?" "Well..."
“你的新假肢怎样了?”“好家伙……”
Mistiekim 1 hour ago
There is a product for this situation. It’s a little tanning bed (well box) for your feet. It’s marketed towards golfers, but I think it applies to anything that would produce this .
有一种东西能解决这个问题。那就是这是给你的脚准备的well box牌小日光浴床。它的营销对象是高尔夫球运动员，但我认为它适用于任何可能产生的这种尴尬.
There is a product for this situation. It’s a little tanning bed (well box) for your feet. It’s marketed towards golfers, but I think it applies to anything that would produce this .
有一种东西能解决这个问题。那就是这是给你的脚准备的well box牌小日光浴床。它的营销对象是高尔夫球运动员，但我认为它适用于任何可能产生的这种尴尬.
Frances M
Tan line, my feet look like that too after walking the dogs the past few months
这晒痕，在我遛了几个月的狗之后我的脚看起来就跟图里的一样了。
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Tan line, my feet look like that too after walking the dogs the past few months
这晒痕，在我遛了几个月的狗之后我的脚看起来就跟图里的一样了。
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#4
Mihai Mara
Oh no! They are evolving!
我的天！他们进化了！
Mihai Mara
Oh no! They are evolving!
我的天！他们进化了！
Vicky De Raedemaeker
Birdman
鸟人！
Birdman
鸟人！
jon gilbertson
Thoth? is that you?
托特？是你吗?智慧之神!
Thoth? is that you?
托特？是你吗?智慧之神!
Kelly Radcliffe (edited)
Some people are just not aware they are capable of flying.
有些人只是不知道他们会飞。
Some people are just not aware they are capable of flying.
有些人只是不知道他们会飞。
#5
Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
It's the new and improve puzzle cup
这是全新改良过拼图杯
Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
It's the new and improve puzzle cup
这是全新改良过拼图杯
Someone Somewhere
Oh no yall done up and got broke
哦，不，你们都给搞砸了
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Oh no yall done up and got broke
哦，不，你们都给搞砸了
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#6
Fishy Squid
ThEy KnoW wHeN yoU aRe SLeEpiNg thEy KnOw whEn YoUr AwAke
他们知道你什么时候睡，什么时候醒
Fishy Squid
ThEy KnoW wHeN yoU aRe SLeEpiNg thEy KnOw whEn YoUr AwAke
他们知道你什么时候睡，什么时候醒
Argle Bargle
toad-in-a-hole, my favourite
藏在洞洞里的青蛙，我喜欢
toad-in-a-hole, my favourite
藏在洞洞里的青蛙，我喜欢
GoddessOfChaos
The chances of you getting attacked by a group of frogs are low, but never zero
被一群青蛙攻击的几率很低，但绝不是零
The chances of you getting attacked by a group of frogs are low, but never zero
被一群青蛙攻击的几率很低，但绝不是零
Mihai Mara
Is it Wednesday yet, my dude? Can we come out?
伙计，今天是星期三么?我们能出来吗?
Is it Wednesday yet, my dude? Can we come out?
伙计，今天是星期三么?我们能出来吗?
Bendy Rainbow
Join them. Conquer the universe.
加入他们。一齐征服宇宙。
Join them. Conquer the universe.
加入他们。一齐征服宇宙。
Jaden Alexander
The original inspiration for the Frogger video game.
青蛙过河电子游戏的最初灵感来源。
The original inspiration for the Frogger video game.
青蛙过河电子游戏的最初灵感来源。
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Part of the appeal of bizarre images that are hard to understand is that they are so shocking. On the average day to day, most of us are not confronted with anything new. We wake up, eat the same breakfast, go to work and see the same people, then come home to our comfortable routines. There is nothing wrong with that; consistency can actually be very healthy. But because seeing anything interesting or surprising is not built into most people’s daily routines, we tend to be captivated by pages like Meta Visions. If you live in New York City and see crazy things every time you leave your apartment, these photos might not be as entertaining to you. But to see something odd, and to have it captured in a photo, that is a special experience for many people.
让人感觉摸不到头脑的怪异图像，其吸引人之处就是太有震撼力了。日常中的每一天，我们大多数人都机械重复同样的动作。比如起床，吃同样的早餐，上班，见同样的人，然后回家，享受我们舒适的生活。这并没有什么错;事实上，自律是健康生活的表现。但因为大多数人的日常生活中基本看不到什么有趣或令人惊讶的东西，所以我们往往会被Meta Visions这个频道所吸引。
Part of the appeal of bizarre images that are hard to understand is that they are so shocking. On the average day to day, most of us are not confronted with anything new. We wake up, eat the same breakfast, go to work and see the same people, then come home to our comfortable routines. There is nothing wrong with that; consistency can actually be very healthy. But because seeing anything interesting or surprising is not built into most people’s daily routines, we tend to be captivated by pages like Meta Visions. If you live in New York City and see crazy things every time you leave your apartment, these photos might not be as entertaining to you. But to see something odd, and to have it captured in a photo, that is a special experience for many people.
让人感觉摸不到头脑的怪异图像，其吸引人之处就是太有震撼力了。日常中的每一天，我们大多数人都机械重复同样的动作。比如起床，吃同样的早餐，上班，见同样的人，然后回家，享受我们舒适的生活。这并没有什么错;事实上，自律是健康生活的表现。但因为大多数人的日常生活中基本看不到什么有趣或令人惊讶的东西，所以我们往往会被Meta Visions这个频道所吸引。
#7
Dandelion Girl
He is big strong Godzilla boi
他是又大又壮的哥斯拉
Pollywog
Don't let the cuteness fool you!!
别被可爱的外表给骗啦!!
Don't let the cuteness fool you!!
别被可爱的外表给骗啦!!
Auntriarch
I want both
两个我都要！
I want both
两个我都要！
Kevin Garren
Perfection.
简直一摸一样！
Perfection.
简直一摸一样！
#8
Mihai Mara
Start small. Then, after gaining confidence, you can move.to a bigger pond.
先从小地方做起。在信心一点一点积累起来之后，你就可以去一个更大的池子里施展自己了。。
Mihai Mara
Start small. Then, after gaining confidence, you can move.to a bigger pond.
先从小地方做起。在信心一点一点积累起来之后，你就可以去一个更大的池子里施展自己了。。
Dandelion Girl
Hey, whatever floats your boat (I'll see myself out)
啊~我想怎样就怎样（别管我,我自己能出去）
Hey, whatever floats your boat (I'll see myself out)
啊~我想怎样就怎样（别管我,我自己能出去）
julie son
One way not to get seasick!
一个不会晕船的好地方!
One way not to get seasick!
一个不会晕船的好地方!
SykesDaMan
Is this a preparation for some flood we should be warned about?
这是在为我们有可能遭遇到的洪水而做准备的吗?
Is this a preparation for some flood we should be warned about?
这是在为我们有可能遭遇到的洪水而做准备的吗?
Pollywog
I'd totally live there!!
要我的话，我肯定住在那里的
I'd totally live there!!
要我的话，我肯定住在那里的
Isabella
The ultimate misanthrope.
绝对的愤世嫉俗者。
The ultimate misanthrope.
绝对的愤世嫉俗者。
#9
River Webb
sugar kitty
甜心凯蒂
River Webb
sugar kitty
甜心凯蒂
Milady Blue
Happy doll collector with his twin prizes.
快乐的娃娃收藏家和他的两个纪念品。
Happy doll collector with his twin prizes.
快乐的娃娃收藏家和他的两个纪念品。
James016
You only live 9 times
你只有九条命！
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You only live 9 times
你只有九条命！
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Jenn Marriott
It's Big Pussy!
好大的猫咪啊!(注：这里的Pussy有双关)
It's Big Pussy!
好大的猫咪啊!(注：这里的Pussy有双关)
Eric Law
Hugh Hefner got reincarnated?
休·海夫纳转世了？（注：休·海夫纳花花公子杂志创始人）
Hugh Hefner got reincarnated?
休·海夫纳转世了？（注：休·海夫纳花花公子杂志创始人）
Lego Man
I'm getting crime-boss kitty vibes
有点犯罪大佬猫的感觉了
I'm getting crime-boss kitty vibes
有点犯罪大佬猫的感觉了
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While most of the photos featured on Meta Visions are not intentionally deceptive, many of them do prove how easily images can trick us. We may know that a picture is tricking our eyes, but sometimes our brain just can’t seem to reconcile what it sees with what is actually happening. According to scientists, the way that pictures deceive the brain is by providing “distillations of obxts or ideas into simpler shapes”. Without the dimensions of depth and motion, an image allows for a host of ambiguities. Even in real life, when we see something from far away or very quickly, we might not have caught exactly what happened.
虽然Meta Visions上的大多数照片并不是有意骗人的，但它们中的许多确实证明了图像是多么容易让人们受骗。面对有些图片,我们明明知道自己的眼睛受到欺骗，但有时我们的大脑似乎就是无法处理它所看到的与实际发生的事情。据科学家称，图片欺骗大脑的方式是“将物体或想法提炼成更简单的图像”。如果没有深度和运动的维度，产生的图像就会产生大量的歧义。即使在现实生活中，当我们从很远的地方或迅速撇一眼某物时，我们也可能无法准确地弄清到底发生了什么。
While most of the photos featured on Meta Visions are not intentionally deceptive, many of them do prove how easily images can trick us. We may know that a picture is tricking our eyes, but sometimes our brain just can’t seem to reconcile what it sees with what is actually happening. According to scientists, the way that pictures deceive the brain is by providing “distillations of obxts or ideas into simpler shapes”. Without the dimensions of depth and motion, an image allows for a host of ambiguities. Even in real life, when we see something from far away or very quickly, we might not have caught exactly what happened.
虽然Meta Visions上的大多数照片并不是有意骗人的，但它们中的许多确实证明了图像是多么容易让人们受骗。面对有些图片,我们明明知道自己的眼睛受到欺骗，但有时我们的大脑似乎就是无法处理它所看到的与实际发生的事情。据科学家称，图片欺骗大脑的方式是“将物体或想法提炼成更简单的图像”。如果没有深度和运动的维度，产生的图像就会产生大量的歧义。即使在现实生活中，当我们从很远的地方或迅速撇一眼某物时，我们也可能无法准确地弄清到底发生了什么。
#10
Daffodil
My exact reaction lol
正是我的反应，哈哈
Daffodil
My exact reaction lol
正是我的反应，哈哈
Pollywog
Give it backkkk!!!!!!
赶紧安回去！！
Give it backkkk!!!!!!
赶紧安回去！！
Catherine Graffham
“Lookout he’s got a nose!”
注意他有鼻子！
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“Lookout he’s got a nose!”
注意他有鼻子！
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Argle Bargle
She's less upset with the nose. She'd just really like her torso
她对（没了）鼻子已经无所谓了。她只是很在乎她的身子！
She's less upset with the nose. She'd just really like her torso
她对（没了）鼻子已经无所谓了。她只是很在乎她的身子！
John Montgomery
That wig doesn't fool anyone. I know it's you Voldemort!
戴上假发我就不认识你了！你个伏地魔~
That wig doesn't fool anyone. I know it's you Voldemort!
戴上假发我就不认识你了！你个伏地魔~
#11
Disgruntled Panda
I like schticks!
我喜欢玩捡棍子的游戏！
Disgruntled Panda
I like schticks!
我喜欢玩捡棍子的游戏！
Alexia
That's a weird species of black spider
就像个变异的黑蜘蛛！
That's a weird species of black spider
就像个变异的黑蜘蛛！
Wang Zhuang
Overachiever retriever (I don't really know if it's a retriever, I just said it because it rhymed)
表现优异的寻回犬(我不知道这是不是寻回犬，只是感觉这么说很应景)
Overachiever retriever (I don't really know if it's a retriever, I just said it because it rhymed)
表现优异的寻回犬(我不知道这是不是寻回犬，只是感觉这么说很应景)
Karin Gibson
Labrador retriever
拉布拉多寻回犬
Labrador retriever
拉布拉多寻回犬
#12
RJ
Attention Walmart Shoppers!!!
这位沃尔玛顾客请注意！
RJ
Attention Walmart Shoppers!!!
这位沃尔玛顾客请注意！
Stewart Lowrie
Attention all shoplifters, I'm watching. I know I'm cute but I'm a badass.
小偷们都给我小心了，我可一直盯着呢。我知道我很可爱，但我可是个狠角色。
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Attention all shoplifters, I'm watching. I know I'm cute but I'm a badass.
小偷们都给我小心了，我可一直盯着呢。我知道我很可爱，但我可是个狠角色。
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Natalie Phipps
Awww - that's so cute!
哇，太可爱了!
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Awww - that's so cute!
哇，太可爱了!
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Eric Law
Ceiling baby is watching you...
飞天宝宝在盯着你…
Ceiling baby is watching you...
飞天宝宝在盯着你…
______
As Nicholas J. Wade wrote about how pictures deceive the brain, “Even at the level of the photograph, the lixs between pictorial images (the contents of pictures) and obxts are tenuous… Pictorial images can be spatialized or stylized; spatialized images (like photographs) generally share some of the projective characteristics of the obxt represented… Pictures can also be illusions--deceptions of vision so that what is seen does not necessarily correspond to what is physically presented. Most of visual science is now concerned with pictorial images– two-dimensional displays on computer monitors. Is vision now the science of deception?” While that might be a lot to digest, even in 2013, before Instagram was rampant with pages posting confusing images, scientists were onto the fact that our eyes love tricking us.
正如尼古拉斯·j·韦德(注：《自然》以及《科学》杂志记者)所写的关于图片如何欺骗大脑的文章，“即使在照片的层面上，图片(图片内容)和物体之间的联系也很弱……图片可以被空间化或程式化。空间化的图像(如照片)通常具有所表征物体的某种形态再现。图片也可能是种幻像——视觉上的欺骗，所以你看到的不一定与实际呈现的相对应。大多数视觉科学现在关注的是图形图像——计算机显示器上的二维显示。视觉欺骗难道现在已变成一门学问了么?”虽然这可能需要深刻理解，但即使在2013年，在Instagram上充斥着令人困惑的图片之前，科学家们已经发现了一个事实，那就是我们的眼睛喜欢欺骗我们。
As Nicholas J. Wade wrote about how pictures deceive the brain, “Even at the level of the photograph, the lixs between pictorial images (the contents of pictures) and obxts are tenuous… Pictorial images can be spatialized or stylized; spatialized images (like photographs) generally share some of the projective characteristics of the obxt represented… Pictures can also be illusions--deceptions of vision so that what is seen does not necessarily correspond to what is physically presented. Most of visual science is now concerned with pictorial images– two-dimensional displays on computer monitors. Is vision now the science of deception?” While that might be a lot to digest, even in 2013, before Instagram was rampant with pages posting confusing images, scientists were onto the fact that our eyes love tricking us.
正如尼古拉斯·j·韦德(注：《自然》以及《科学》杂志记者)所写的关于图片如何欺骗大脑的文章，“即使在照片的层面上，图片(图片内容)和物体之间的联系也很弱……图片可以被空间化或程式化。空间化的图像(如照片)通常具有所表征物体的某种形态再现。图片也可能是种幻像——视觉上的欺骗，所以你看到的不一定与实际呈现的相对应。大多数视觉科学现在关注的是图形图像——计算机显示器上的二维显示。视觉欺骗难道现在已变成一门学问了么?”虽然这可能需要深刻理解，但即使在2013年，在Instagram上充斥着令人困惑的图片之前，科学家们已经发现了一个事实，那就是我们的眼睛喜欢欺骗我们。
#13
River Webb
if it fits i sits, even in toddlers shits
只要舒服我就坐，谁管它是不是小孩用的坐便
River Webb
if it fits i sits, even in toddlers shits
只要舒服我就坐，谁管它是不是小孩用的坐便
Helena R
A bumbo isn't a potty tho, it's just a chair for babies when they start to sit up by themselves but aren't super steady
Bumbo可不是便盆，那只是婴儿椅，可以让宝宝刚能坐起来时用的，虽然没法让宝宝坐的很稳当
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A bumbo isn't a potty tho, it's just a chair for babies when they start to sit up by themselves but aren't super steady
Bumbo可不是便盆，那只是婴儿椅，可以让宝宝刚能坐起来时用的，虽然没法让宝宝坐的很稳当
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Argle Bargle
Head of a cat, legs of an elephant
猫头象腿
Head of a cat, legs of an elephant
猫头象腿
Someone Somewhere
This pleases me, it is mine now
猫猫：我很满意，这东西是我的了
This pleases me, it is mine now
猫猫：我很满意，这东西是我的了
glowworm2
That is ridiculously cute!
好可爱啊~
That is ridiculously cute!
好可爱啊~
Dandelion Girl
If I fits I sits... in a toddler's toilet, I guess
刚刚好，我猜这东西是小孩用的便盆。
If I fits I sits... in a toddler's toilet, I guess
刚刚好，我猜这东西是小孩用的便盆。
#14
（图：我不叫伯尼，注：伯尼·桑德斯，2020年美国总统大选民主党候选人）
（图：我不叫伯尼，注：伯尼·桑德斯，2020年美国总统大选民主党候选人）
Daffodil
Ok Bernie
好的，伯尼~
Ok Bernie
好的，伯尼~
Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
You took my joke you win this time Batman
搞到我的笑点了，蝙蝠侠，你赢了，
You took my joke you win this time Batman
搞到我的笑点了，蝙蝠侠，你赢了，
censorshipsucks
Just Bernie's twin brother.
这不会是伯尼的双胞胎兄弟吧！
Just Bernie's twin brother.
这不会是伯尼的双胞胎兄弟吧！
Pollywog
Hello, Not Bernie!
你好，这位叫“Not Bernie”的家伙
Hello, Not Bernie!
你好，这位叫“Not Bernie”的家伙
Henry Shane
That's just what Bernie would want us to think.
那正是伯尼想让大家这么认为的。
That's just what Bernie would want us to think.
那正是伯尼想让大家这么认为的。
#15
Mihai Mara
Cats are liquid
一滩猫
Mihai Mara
Cats are liquid
一滩猫
YestaVesta
Cotton candy!
就跟棉花糖似的！
Cotton candy!
就跟棉花糖似的！
GoddessOfChaos
If I fits, I sits
哪里舒服，我就呆哪里！
If I fits, I sits
哪里舒服，我就呆哪里！
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In fact, photos have been used to trick viewers for generations. According to Iain Stanley at Fstoppers, “For as long as photography has existed, the art of deception has been front and center of the craft.” He explains that photos have always been able to trick unsuspecting viewers, but nowadays, with all of the advancements in editing software and AI technology, a photographer has no limits. These innovations should not come as a surprise, though, as Iain notes that even when Abraham Lincoln was running for president, he asked photographers to retouch pictures of him to make his neck appear shorter and his disposition more youthful. Who knew good old Honest Abe would have been an avid user for Facetune had it been available during his time?
事实上，自古以来，图像一直被用来欺骗大众。Fstoppers网站的Iain Stanley说过:“自从摄影技术存在以来，欺骗的艺术就一直是这项技术的核心。” 他解释道，照片总是能够骗到不知情的观众，但如今，随着编辑软件和人工智能技术的进步，摄影师已经可以随心所欲了。尽管如此，这些创新并不令人惊讶，因为Iain指出，即使在·林肯竞选总统的时候，他也要求摄影师对他的照片进行修饰，让他的脖子看起来更短，面部更显年轻。谁能想到，如果在他那个时代就有面部美化软件Facetune，没准这个诚实的老好人亚伯拉罕能成为Facetune的忠实用户呢?
In fact, photos have been used to trick viewers for generations. According to Iain Stanley at Fstoppers, “For as long as photography has existed, the art of deception has been front and center of the craft.” He explains that photos have always been able to trick unsuspecting viewers, but nowadays, with all of the advancements in editing software and AI technology, a photographer has no limits. These innovations should not come as a surprise, though, as Iain notes that even when Abraham Lincoln was running for president, he asked photographers to retouch pictures of him to make his neck appear shorter and his disposition more youthful. Who knew good old Honest Abe would have been an avid user for Facetune had it been available during his time?
事实上，自古以来，图像一直被用来欺骗大众。Fstoppers网站的Iain Stanley说过:“自从摄影技术存在以来，欺骗的艺术就一直是这项技术的核心。” 他解释道，照片总是能够骗到不知情的观众，但如今，随着编辑软件和人工智能技术的进步，摄影师已经可以随心所欲了。尽管如此，这些创新并不令人惊讶，因为Iain指出，即使在·林肯竞选总统的时候，他也要求摄影师对他的照片进行修饰，让他的脖子看起来更短，面部更显年轻。谁能想到，如果在他那个时代就有面部美化软件Facetune，没准这个诚实的老好人亚伯拉罕能成为Facetune的忠实用户呢?
#16
Kelly Radcliffe
It was at that moment Harold knew he was going to need to just get a new retainer.
此时此刻，哈罗德就知道他需要弄一个新的牙套了。
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Kelly Radcliffe
It was at that moment Harold knew he was going to need to just get a new retainer.
此时此刻，哈罗德就知道他需要弄一个新的牙套了。
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Eric Law
The raccoon tabernacle choir?
浣熊唱诗团?
The raccoon tabernacle choir?
浣熊唱诗团?
Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
Oceans 25 The great trash Heist
惊天垃圾大劫案!
Oceans 25 The great trash Heist
惊天垃圾大劫案!
Someone Somewhere
What are you staring at? Throw in the bag or close the lid
看什么看?扔完垃圾赶紧走人,走的时候别忘了把盖子盖上!
What are you staring at? Throw in the bag or close the lid
看什么看?扔完垃圾赶紧走人,走的时候别忘了把盖子盖上!
#17
Dandelion Girl
Elastigirl!!
橡胶女超人!!
Dandelion Girl
Elastigirl!!
橡胶女超人!!
Kevin Garren
I wish she was a tad shorter or bending over some, then it'd have lined up perfectly.
我希望(右边的)女生再矮一点就好了，或者弯下腰，那样就更完美了。
I wish she was a tad shorter or bending over some, then it'd have lined up perfectly.
我希望(右边的)女生再矮一点就好了，或者弯下腰，那样就更完美了。
Jaap 43 minutes ago
Oh wait. That's part of her sweater. I thought someone photoshopped it for fun.
哦,等一下。那个胳膊是她毛衣的一部分。我以为是有人为了好玩给ps上的呢。
Oh wait. That's part of her sweater. I thought someone photoshopped it for fun.
哦,等一下。那个胳膊是她毛衣的一部分。我以为是有人为了好玩给ps上的呢。
John Montgomery
Monty python would be proud.
巨蟒剧团会为你骄傲的。
Monty python would be proud.
巨蟒剧团会为你骄傲的。
#18
flutterbyy
So that's where Harry defeated Voldemort!
哈利波特就是在那里打败伏地魔的!
flutterbyy
So that's where Harry defeated Voldemort!
哈利波特就是在那里打败伏地魔的!
RezFidel
Gay force field activated.
同志力场已被激活。
Gay force field activated.
同志力场已被激活。
James016
The shield is holding
被能量盾抵挡住了
The shield is holding
被能量盾抵挡住了
cadena kuhn
Thor vs the care bears
托尔大战爱心熊
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Thor vs the care bears
托尔大战爱心熊
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Kevin Garren
Zeus really wants those Skittles.
宙斯很想收了那个彩虹。
Zeus really wants those Skittles.
宙斯很想收了那个彩虹。
#19
STress
Busted!
终于看到真身了
STress
Busted!
终于看到真身了
Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
This is how you know your a living legend
就是这样知道自己就是那个活着的传奇
This is how you know your a living legend
就是这样知道自己就是那个活着的传奇
#20
Dandelion Girl
Gravity?? Never heard of it
重力? ?不存在的~
Dandelion Girl
Gravity?? Never heard of it
重力? ?不存在的~
Vic
She did not understand the gravity of the situation.
她还没明白事情的严重性。
She did not understand the gravity of the situation.
她还没明白事情的严重性。
censorshipsucks
Am I the only person who thinks this is funny? probably. sorry.
只有我一个人觉得这很好笑吗?或许吧。惭愧。
Am I the only person who thinks this is funny? probably. sorry.
只有我一个人觉得这很好笑吗?或许吧。惭愧。
Clare 1283
Nope, I laughed too!
不是,我也笑了
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Nope, I laughed too!
不是,我也笑了
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Mithara
Hey, mum, look at meee! *Proceeds to fly into the air*
海~，妈妈，看我~~起飞~~*
Hey, mum, look at meee! *Proceeds to fly into the air*
海~，妈妈，看我~~起飞~~*
Auntriarch
Right, so I'm the only one thinking she's been blown over by her own fart. I mean just look at the spray
好吧，所以我是唯一一个认为她是被自己放的屁吓到的人。我是说，看看那水雾
Right, so I'm the only one thinking she's been blown over by her own fart. I mean just look at the spray
好吧，所以我是唯一一个认为她是被自己放的屁吓到的人。我是说，看看那水雾
John Montgomery
What did she eat!
这孩子究竟吃了什么!
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What did she eat!
这孩子究竟吃了什么!
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#21
Mihai Mara
This looks sooooo unholy! :)))
着看着感觉太也秽邪了
Mihai Mara
This looks sooooo unholy! :)))
着看着感觉太也秽邪了
flutterbyy
I believe the phrase 'oh god' was used multiple times.
“哦~~上帝啊”我相信这句话被喊了好多次
I believe the phrase 'oh god' was used multiple times.
“哦~~上帝啊”我相信这句话被喊了好多次
Vicky De Raedemaeker
Sorry but that's funny
原谅我,但这确实挺搞笑
Sorry but that's funny
原谅我,但这确实挺搞笑
Daffodil
And people said god doesn't accept homos...
人们说上帝不搞同性恋的…
And people said god doesn't accept homos...
人们说上帝不搞同性恋的…
#22
Dandelion Girl
Mission Impossible, dun-dun dun dunnnn
《碟中谍》(BMG声起)
Dandelion Girl
Mission Impossible, dun-dun dun dunnnn
《碟中谍》(BMG声起)
MOONIE (edited)
whats going on with your thumb pal
这位大兄弟你的拇指怎么了
whats going on with your thumb pal
这位大兄弟你的拇指怎么了
Kelly Radcliffe
Karate Kiki.
空手道琪琪
Karate Kiki.
空手道琪琪
#23
Disgruntled Panda
Don't do nip, kids
孩子们可别再喝啦
Disgruntled Panda
Don't do nip, kids
孩子们可别再喝啦
Jul Chv
Don´t nip and drive. Make it home alive kittens!
喝酒不开车。想办法把车子弄回家吧，猫咪们!
Don´t nip and drive. Make it home alive kittens!
喝酒不开车。想办法把车子弄回家吧，猫咪们!
Stewart Lowrie
Honestly orifices I only had two halves of milk, must've reacted with my medication...I know the mayor...I'll have your badge.
老实说，我只喝了一品脱奶，肯定是和我的药起反应了…我认识市长……我要你的警徽。
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Honestly orifices I only had two halves of milk, must've reacted with my medication...I know the mayor...I'll have your badge.
老实说，我只喝了一品脱奶，肯定是和我的药起反应了…我认识市长……我要你的警徽。
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John Montgomery
The cat asked Jesus to take the wheel, but was already he was otherwise occupied.
猫猫已经让老天爷接手开车了，可惜他去忙别的事了。
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The cat asked Jesus to take the wheel, but was already he was otherwise occupied.
猫猫已经让老天爷接手开车了，可惜他去忙别的事了。
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Katrin Krueger
Obviously an insurance scam.
很明显这就是在碰瓷骗保。
Obviously an insurance scam.
很明显这就是在碰瓷骗保。
Argle Bargle
The cat is the right way round. It's just the rest of the world that's out of kilter
猫趴着的没问题。而是世界上别的地方有问题
The cat is the right way round. It's just the rest of the world that's out of kilter
猫趴着的没问题。而是世界上别的地方有问题
#24
LisaMarie
Octopussy
八，八爪鱼？
LisaMarie
Octopussy
八，八爪鱼？
Milady Blue
"Octopussy does not like to be kept waiting, Mr. Bond!"
“八爪女不喜欢让人等，邦德先生!”
"Octopussy does not like to be kept waiting, Mr. Bond!"
“八爪女不喜欢让人等，邦德先生!”
#25
PickleRick
I swear that you read my mind.
我发誓，你知道我怎么想的
PickleRick
I swear that you read my mind.
我发誓，你知道我怎么想的
Argle Bargle
oohh, ok i see it now. Took me a while.
好家伙，看了半天我才看明白
oohh, ok i see it now. Took me a while.
好家伙，看了半天我才看明白
Anyone-for-tea?
Gosh me too, he has a very shapely leg!
我也是，这家伙腿长得挺匀称的
Gosh me too, he has a very shapely leg!
我也是，这家伙腿长得挺匀称的
Asteríx Viking
I don't get it? He is probably just texting someone? Or is it that he can bend his leg? Can someone explain, don't get it?
我没弄白，这家伙只是发短信？还是弯腿呢？谁能给解释一下么，没明白！
I don't get it? He is probably just texting someone? Or is it that he can bend his leg? Can someone explain, don't get it?
我没弄白，这家伙只是发短信？还是弯腿呢？谁能给解释一下么，没明白！
PandaPops
His leg looks like a woman bending over the bike
他的一条腿看起来像一个趴在摩托车上的女生
His leg looks like a woman bending over the bike
他的一条腿看起来像一个趴在摩托车上的女生
Alditekim
Stig on a motorcycle
骑摩托车的斯蒂格
Stig on a motorcycle
骑摩托车的斯蒂格
#26
Xandra
That kid is plotting a rescue operation the parents won't like...
那个孩子正在策划一场爸妈不喜欢的营救行动…
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Xandra
That kid is plotting a rescue operation the parents won't like...
那个孩子正在策划一场爸妈不喜欢的营救行动…
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Allen Lavine 1 hour ago
And you think you have a bad when your balls go in the neighbors yard
当你的球掉进邻居家院子里的时候，你就会感到自己倒霉透了
And you think you have a bad when your balls go in the neighbors yard
当你的球掉进邻居家院子里的时候，你就会感到自己倒霉透了
#27
GoddessOfChaos
This looks like one of those “ Why women live longer than men” images
这幅图说明了，为什么女人比男人活的长的原因
GoddessOfChaos
This looks like one of those “ Why women live longer than men” images
这幅图说明了，为什么女人比男人活的长的原因
UpQuarkDownQuark
Well, they know they’re basic physics.
好吧，他们还没忘基础物理
Well, they know they’re basic physics.
好吧，他们还没忘基础物理
Rob Chapman
Right now....someone at OSHA is crying
此时……职业安全与健康管理局的人要哭了
Right now....someone at OSHA is crying
此时……职业安全与健康管理局的人要哭了
Jenn C
Hold my beer...
帮我拿瓶啤酒……
Hold my beer...
帮我拿瓶啤酒……
Pollywog
Three Stooges?
三个臭皮匠
Three Stooges?
三个臭皮匠
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#28
Jaden Alexander
I believe I ordered the LARGE fries.
我想我点的应该是超大份薯条。
Jaden Alexander
I believe I ordered the LARGE fries.
我想我点的应该是超大份薯条。
Basko 16 minutes ago
And this is just large amount of very small fries
这是大量小薯条吧
And this is just large amount of very small fries
这是大量小薯条吧
Jack
Do want fries with... Oh nevermind.
想薯条配……哦,算了（就这样吧）。
Do want fries with... Oh nevermind.
想薯条配……哦,算了（就这样吧）。
Lauren A
Stomach is bigger than eyes
胃口比眼大
Stomach is bigger than eyes
胃口比眼大
Eric Law
Heaven?
这是在天堂嘛？
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Heaven?
这是在天堂嘛？
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#29
Argle Bargle
got a problem with something, buddy?
有什么问题吗，伙计?
Argle Bargle
got a problem with something, buddy?
有什么问题吗，伙计?
Kate
Sit! Good horsey. Now roll over!
坐~~，好马，现在打个滚
Sit! Good horsey. Now roll over!
坐~~，好马，现在打个滚
Pollywog
Was I talking to you????
我是在跟你说话嘛？嗯~?
Was I talking to you????
我是在跟你说话嘛？嗯~?
#30
Pan Narrans
You never stood a chance! Never forget to feed the cat before committing to a campaign.
你根本没有机会!打竞赛前千万别忘了喂猫。
Pan Narrans
You never stood a chance! Never forget to feed the cat before committing to a campaign.
你根本没有机会!打竞赛前千万别忘了喂猫。
Argle Bargle
Holds a personal grudge against the shirt
对这件衬衫有很大私人恩怨
Holds a personal grudge against the shirt
对这件衬衫有很大私人恩怨
Pollywog
We've had this talk and you knew the consequences!!
这事我们已经谈过了，后果你是知道的!!
We've had this talk and you knew the consequences!!
这事我们已经谈过了，后果你是知道的!!
Eric Law
Defeat are on the keyboard. Defeat need to get off the keyboard so I can play my game.
输在键盘上了。要碰到键盘才行，这样我才能玩我的游戏。
Defeat are on the keyboard. Defeat need to get off the keyboard so I can play my game.
输在键盘上了。要碰到键盘才行，这样我才能玩我的游戏。
Fitz_N_Fartz
I don't give a s**t, feed me......
我不管，我不管，赶紧喂我
I don't give a s**t, feed me......
我不管，我不管，赶紧喂我
#31
BoredBirb
That one 5 year old at weddings:
这就是婚礼上的那个5岁孩子:
BoredBirb
That one 5 year old at weddings:
这就是婚礼上的那个5岁孩子:
Yan
Resembles Eleven from Stranger Things
就像《怪奇物语》里的十一
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Resembles Eleven from Stranger Things
就像《怪奇物语》里的十一
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Rithmaka Nathan
when they say u look like daddy
当他们说你长的跟你爸挺像的时候
when they say u look like daddy
当他们说你长的跟你爸挺像的时候
Clare 1283
Oh, this is wrong on so many levels
我的天，简直错的离谱
Oh, this is wrong on so many levels
我的天，简直错的离谱
Argle Bargle
the mannequin beside him just dumped him
他旁边的人体模型刚把他给甩了
the mannequin beside him just dumped him
他旁边的人体模型刚把他给甩了
#32
BoredBirb
3 yr old me after dad reassured "It wasn't spicy":
3岁的我在爸爸安慰我说“不辣”之后:
BoredBirb
3 yr old me after dad reassured "It wasn't spicy":
3岁的我在爸爸安慰我说“不辣”之后:
Kevin Garren
Oh dear God, RUN! It's gathering energy for it's final attack!
哦，老天，快跑!这个猫猫在为最后的攻击蓄积能量呢!
Oh dear God, RUN! It's gathering energy for it's final attack!
哦，老天，快跑!这个猫猫在为最后的攻击蓄积能量呢!
Karin Gibson
Inner light
内心之光
Inner light
内心之光
PickleRick
"...and that was the Christmas we had to get a new cat."
＂...就在那个圣诞节，我们不得不新买了一只猫。”
"...and that was the Christmas we had to get a new cat."
＂...就在那个圣诞节，我们不得不新买了一只猫。”
#33
Mihai Mara
When you don't have enough money to afford the entire pole.
当你没有足够的钱买整个电杆的时候。
Mihai Mara
When you don't have enough money to afford the entire pole.
当你没有足够的钱买整个电杆的时候。
Pumpa
Jesus Christ!
十字架？！
Jesus Christ!
十字架？！
Argle Bargle
is this an exorcism?
这是在驱魔吗？
is this an exorcism?
这是在驱魔吗？
NsG
Looks like it hasn't finished rendering
看起来这是还没渲染完毕呢吧
Looks like it hasn't finished rendering
看起来这是还没渲染完毕呢吧
Ian Conelley
Ye olde rugged cross...
你那古老粗犷的十字架……
Ye olde rugged cross...
你那古老粗犷的十字架……
Someone Somewhere
The power of Christ compels you!
神的力量支撑着你!
The power of Christ compels you!
神的力量支撑着你!
#34
Dandelion Girl
This is cute
好可爱
Dandelion Girl
This is cute
好可爱
Shayne Randlett
Medusa wore it better
美杜莎戴着更好
Medusa wore it better
美杜莎戴着更好
Ian Conelley
Scrunchie constrictor.
大蛇发套
Scrunchie constrictor.
大蛇发套
Pollywog
Cute little snake!!
好可爱的小蛇
Cute little snake!!
好可爱的小蛇
Malou Hedlund 34 minutes ago
" nobodys gonna know"
“没人会看出来的”
" nobodys gonna know"
“没人会看出来的”
Someone Somewhere
Striking bun
引人注目的发髻
Striking bun
引人注目的发髻
Auntriarch
I want one, and I don't even have long hair
我想要一个,可我没那么长的头发
I want one, and I don't even have long hair
我想要一个,可我没那么长的头发
#35
Pan Narrans
Personal space distance device? Daydream catcher? Cosmic equilibrium thing?
私密空间发生器？白日梦捕手？宇宙平衡器？
Pan Narrans
Personal space distance device? Daydream catcher? Cosmic equilibrium thing?
私密空间发生器？白日梦捕手？宇宙平衡器？
BoredBirb
*sexts 'all of the above'*
选择“全都要”
*sexts 'all of the above'*
选择“全都要”
Daffodil
This is really impressive. Probably uncomfortable for the kiddo though...
真是令人印象深刻。不过这可能会让孩子不舒服的…
This is really impressive. Probably uncomfortable for the kiddo though...
真是令人印象深刻。不过这可能会让孩子不舒服的…
Kelly Radcliffe
Lisa Simpson.
丽萨幸普森？
Lisa Simpson.
丽萨幸普森？
foofoofloofy 8 minutes ago
Yeah! Maybe she's going to cosplay as Lisa. She just hasn't gotten her red dress yet...
是啊!也许她想COS丽莎。可惜她还没有买到丽萨的红裙子……
Yeah! Maybe she's going to cosplay as Lisa. She just hasn't gotten her red dress yet...
是啊!也许她想COS丽莎。可惜她还没有买到丽萨的红裙子……
Pollywog
Very cute but kinda gives me a headache!!
很可爱，但有点让我感觉脑袋一紧!!
Very cute but kinda gives me a headache!!
很可爱，但有点让我感觉脑袋一紧!!
Mihai Mara
Making sure people don't get too close in your personal space
确保人们不要太靠近你的私人空间
Making sure people don't get too close in your personal space
确保人们不要太靠近你的私人空间
Raven Sheridan
The "Social Distancing" braid.
“社交距离”辫。
The "Social Distancing" braid.
“社交距离”辫。
#36
（图：瓶子上写着 芦荟汁）
（图：瓶子上写着 芦荟汁）
#37
Mihai Mara
Toiletman. The unknown super hero.
无名超级英雄——马桶超人~
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Mihai Mara
Toiletman. The unknown super hero.
无名超级英雄——马桶超人~
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Wondering Alice
What do you think his powers are?
你觉得他的超能力应该是什么?
What do you think his powers are?
你觉得他的超能力应该是什么?
Shayne Randlett
I wonder if he feels okay - he's looking a little flushed...
我想知道他是否感觉良好——他看起来有点脸红……
I wonder if he feels okay - he's looking a little flushed...
我想知道他是否感觉良好——他看起来有点脸红……
Kioh81 1 hour ago
The prop guy for that one scene in Boondock Saints. Haha iykyk
《处刑人》电影那场戏里的道具男。
The prop guy for that one scene in Boondock Saints. Haha iykyk
《处刑人》电影那场戏里的道具男。
#38
PickleRick
Me trying to finish a pint.
刚喝完一斤酒的我
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PickleRick
Me trying to finish a pint.
刚喝完一斤酒的我
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Auntriarch
Medi cat face
中世纪猫脸
Medi cat face
中世纪猫脸
Argle Bargle
is this the same cat as above?
这是之前图里的那只猫么？
is this the same cat as above?
这是之前图里的那只猫么？
#39
GoddessOfChaos
Put some mentos in there and that car will be flying around like a rocket
加点曼妥思，这车就会像火箭一样起飞了
GoddessOfChaos
Put some mentos in there and that car will be flying around like a rocket
加点曼妥思，这车就会像火箭一样起飞了
Synaptic Disorder
Driving on coke
可乐马达
Driving on coke
可乐马达
Eric Law
"My car has a 2-liter engine" "Oh yeah? My car has a 32-liter *wheel*!"
我的车有2升发动机。”“哦，是吗?我的车有32升的轮子!”
"My car has a 2-liter engine" "Oh yeah? My car has a 32-liter *wheel*!"
我的车有2升发动机。”“哦，是吗?我的车有32升的轮子!”
Stewart Lowrie
You have to use full fat coke. It doesn't work with the diet
你必须用全脂可乐。这和节食减肥关系不大
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You have to use full fat coke. It doesn't work with the diet
你必须用全脂可乐。这和节食减肥关系不大
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Beck
You could get a used tire for about the same price. That is about $40 worth of cokes. My last used tire was $45.
你可以用同样的价格买到一个二手轮胎。相当于40美元的可乐。我最后用过的那个轮胎花了45美元，
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You could get a used tire for about the same price. That is about $40 worth of cokes. My last used tire was $45.
你可以用同样的价格买到一个二手轮胎。相当于40美元的可乐。我最后用过的那个轮胎花了45美元，
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#40
River Webb
imagine the control you would have to have in your buttcheeks to be able to type anything on that thing
想象一下，要想在上面输入任何东西，你的屁股上必须安一个插件
River Webb
imagine the control you would have to have in your buttcheeks to be able to type anything on that thing
想象一下，要想在上面输入任何东西，你的屁股上必须安一个插件
GoddessOfChaos
This is making me uncomfortable
这会让我很不舒服的
This is making me uncomfortable
这会让我很不舒服的
censorshipsucks
I know what this is for. It's to stop the darn cat sitting on your keyboard.
我知道这是干什么用的。这是为了防止那该死的猫趴在你的键盘上。
I know what this is for. It's to stop the darn cat sitting on your keyboard.
我知道这是干什么用的。这是为了防止那该死的猫趴在你的键盘上。
ggus44
Apple be like: the new iSit, starting $1699
苹果新产品”ISIT”,起价1万美元
Apple be like: the new iSit, starting $1699
苹果新产品”ISIT”,起价1万美元
Milady Blue
I have heard of butt dialling, but now there's butt typing?
以前听说过有用屁股拨号的，现在又有用屁股打字的了？
I have heard of butt dialling, but now there's butt typing?
以前听说过有用屁股拨号的，现在又有用屁股打字的了？
#41
Amy Bindokas
Have been in a similar situation!
同遇到过类似一样的情况!
Amy Bindokas
Have been in a similar situation!
同遇到过类似一样的情况!
Panda in the Fake South
When ants take over they will have "human farms"
蚂蚁统治时刻到来时，它们将拥有“人类农场”
When ants take over they will have "human farms"
蚂蚁统治时刻到来时，它们将拥有“人类农场”
#42
Amanda
Adapt and overcome
改的刚刚好
Amanda
Adapt and overcome
改的刚刚好
Moose
Just don't scoot too close to the table
只要别把椅子拉离桌子太近就行
Just don't scoot too close to the table
只要别把椅子拉离桌子太近就行
James016
It's a solution to a problem that should never had existed
这是对一个根本不该出现的问题的解决方案
It's a solution to a problem that should never had existed
这是对一个根本不该出现的问题的解决方案
Larken
What works, works ig
管用就行~
What works, works ig
管用就行~
#43
Mohsie Supposie
When having clean windows are more important than being alive!
窗户干净比命更重要的时候!
Mohsie Supposie
When having clean windows are more important than being alive!
窗户干净比命更重要的时候!
Amanda
Grandma, it looks good. Please come back inside!
奶奶，窗户擦的够干净啦，进屋吧
Grandma, it looks good. Please come back inside!
奶奶，窗户擦的够干净啦，进屋吧
Rose the Cook
Nothing more annoying than dirty windows when you live in a high rise building but that is just going too far.
住在高层，最闹心的就是窗户玻璃脏了，但这么做也太夸张了吧
Nothing more annoying than dirty windows when you live in a high rise building but that is just going too far.
住在高层，最闹心的就是窗户玻璃脏了，但这么做也太夸张了吧
#44
Mihai Mara
Time to do the yearly "Burn down the house" ritual
是时候进行一年一度的"烧房子"仪式了
Mihai Mara
Time to do the yearly "Burn down the house" ritual
是时候进行一年一度的"烧房子"仪式了
Daffodil
N O P E. Let him have the house
算啦，房子让给它吧
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N O P E. Let him have the house
算啦，房子让给它吧
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Angela B
Because brushing fangs is easier than flossing when you have 8 legs.
因为当你有8条腿的时候，刷牙比用牙线方便多了。
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Because brushing fangs is easier than flossing when you have 8 legs.
因为当你有8条腿的时候，刷牙比用牙线方便多了。
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#45
Nash Nopper
my brain is confused!
我都看糊涂了
Nash Nopper
my brain is confused!
我都看糊涂了
OGA
It appears there is a mirror between the two men.
在这两个人中间好像夹了一面镜子。
It appears there is a mirror between the two men.
在这两个人中间好像夹了一面镜子。
Amanda Cox
Safest way to transport a mirror
也许这是搬镜子最安全的方法
Safest way to transport a mirror
也许这是搬镜子最安全的方法
King Joffrey
If they have an accident, that mirror becomes a thousand knifes.
如果他们出了意外，那面镜子就变成无数把刀子了。
If they have an accident, that mirror becomes a thousand knifes.
如果他们出了意外，那面镜子就变成无数把刀子了。
#46
GoddessOfChaos
One wrong move and it’s a disaster waiting to happen
只要走错一步，灾难就会随之而来
GoddessOfChaos
One wrong move and it’s a disaster waiting to happen
只要走错一步，灾难就会随之而来
Judy Steelman 1 hour ago
He looks like "What?"
他好像在说“咋滴”？
He looks like "What?"
他好像在说“咋滴”？
#47
Mihai Mara
When you are.so rich that you have access to the subway station right in your living room
当你有钱到可以让你在客厅就能直达地铁站…
Mihai Mara
When you are.so rich that you have access to the subway station right in your living room
当你有钱到可以让你在客厅就能直达地铁站…
Dandelion Girl
Hang in there, couch
沙发~挺住~
Hang in there, couch
沙发~挺住~
Kioh81 1 hour ago
The light shining down on the one side just adds to the effect! I realize it's a rug, but it is still messing with my brain!!
灯光效果让人感觉太逼真了!虽然我知道那是地毯，但这场景还是让我看晕了!!
The light shining down on the one side just adds to the effect! I realize it's a rug, but it is still messing with my brain!!
灯光效果让人感觉太逼真了!虽然我知道那是地毯，但这场景还是让我看晕了!!
Argle Bargle
Maude just popped out to the shops. "Will you get round to fixing that darned tile before I'm back, Norman?'
莫德刚去商店了。“诺曼，在我回来之前，你能抽出时间把那该死的瓷砖铺好么?”
Maude just popped out to the shops. "Will you get round to fixing that darned tile before I'm back, Norman?'
莫德刚去商店了。“诺曼，在我回来之前，你能抽出时间把那该死的瓷砖铺好么?”
#48
Guile main
Prototype jet pack
喷气发动机原型
Guile main
Prototype jet pack
喷气发动机原型
King Joffrey
Dr Octopus
这是章鱼博士杜兰特吧
Dr Octopus
这是章鱼博士杜兰特吧
#49
Dandelion Girl
That waist is higher than my electric bill
你的腰比我家电费高多了
Dandelion Girl
That waist is higher than my electric bill
你的腰比我家电费高多了
Lucinda Speer
That's actually kind of cool.
真挺酷的
That's actually kind of cool.
真挺酷的
TahJia Williams
Glad I'm not alone in this
很高兴我不是唯一一个这样做的人
Glad I'm not alone in this
很高兴我不是唯一一个这样做的人
Firstname Lastname
Finally a way to stay covered when paired with a crop top.
终于有一种与露脐装搭配的遮掩方法了。
Finally a way to stay covered when paired with a crop top.
终于有一种与露脐装搭配的遮掩方法了。
foofoofloofy 7 minutes ago
But wait! The pockets will be fake.
哦，等下，那口袋别不是假的吧
But wait! The pockets will be fake.
哦，等下，那口袋别不是假的吧
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Kevin Garren
Excuse me while I have a combined anxiety/panic attack.
不好意思，我的焦虑和恐惧症都犯了。
Kevin Garren
Excuse me while I have a combined anxiety/panic attack.
不好意思，我的焦虑和恐惧症都犯了。
MacFrog
Wait for the ascending piece of road ahead...
等这车开到前面的上坡时我看它怎么办
Wait for the ascending piece of road ahead...
等这车开到前面的上坡时我看它怎么办
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