什么东西到30岁就不酷了？
What's not "cool" anymore when you turn 30?
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What's not "cool" anymore when you turn 30?
什么东西到30岁就不酷了？
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Hangovers
宿醉
Hangover when you're 20: "I'll be fine, just give me some coffee and sandwich and I'm good as new".
你20岁时的宿醉：“我没事，给我点咖啡和三明治我就啥事没有。。”
你30岁时的宿醉：“操他妈的我今天毁了”
Just wait till 40: for fucks sake now three days are ruined!
等到40岁吧：操他妈的现在三天都要毁了！
Am 35 and have just started to get the 3 day hangovers instead of 2 days. The joy.
今年35岁，我正在开始从宿醉两天变成宿醉三天。太快乐了。
I’m 34 and I feel like I start to get hung over before I’m even done drinking? Basically as soon as the buzz starts to wear off even slightly I start to get a headache and I’m like fucking what is even the point here
我今年34岁，我感觉自己甚至还没喝完酒呢就开始宿醉了？基本上只要醉意开始慢慢消除的时候，我就会开始头疼，而且我就会想他妈的我到底来这喝个什么劲儿。
At 40 hangover means I must rest and shall not be disturbed for a week.
40岁的时候宿醉就意味着我必须休息一个星期，没人来打扰。
I had to stop drinking Completely when I hit 38.
我38岁那年就得彻底戒酒了。
34 here, wife and kids left for a vacation, I "enjoyed" my time off last night and I feel like I have been run over by a freight train. The thing is my brain wakes me up 6am no matter what and no matter how sleep deprived I am. Never the less, I enjoyed mowing the lawn slightly tipsy, no ragrets.
我今年34岁，老婆和孩子们去度假了，昨天晚上我“享受”了自己的假期时光，感觉自己好像被一辆火车给创了一样。问题在于不论发生什么，不论我有多缺觉，我的脑子总是会在早上六点准时把我叫醒。不管怎样，我还是享受了自己微醺着剪草坪时的快感，我一点也不后毁。（译注：他自己就拼错了，我觉得很幽默就保留了错字）
编辑。去了趟厕所，太他妈后毁了
my hangovers really took the turn to the worst somewhere between 25-27. In my early 20s I could drink like a fish, stay up til 3 in the morning and wake up at 9 and go to my collage class perfectly fine.
我的宿醉在25岁到27岁的时候是最糟糕的。在我20岁出头的年级，我可以像一条鱼一样猛喝，半夜熬到三点，早上九点起床，然后毫无问题地去上课。
现在我的睡眠质量烂透了，即便我每天有八个小时的时间睡觉，第二天我还是会过得一塌糊涂，喝完酒我累得跟孙子一样，而且酒精也会让我更早醒过来。基本上就是把我的睡眠彻底搞烂，六个小时后醒过来，感觉自己烂成一坨屎，而且还不能再睡一觉。
Just drink everyday and you won’t get hangovers.
只要每天都喝酒，你就不会宿醉了。
"I'm scared that if I stop all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
“我特别害怕如果我突然戒酒，那么积累起来的宿醉就会杀了我。”
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Actually it literally can. I work on a floor with detox and people have been hospitalized for weeks because of withdrawal. Seizures, hallucinations... it's bad shit.
说实话真的可以。我工作的地方和一个戒酒的地方在同一个楼层，有很多人都因为戒酒住了好几个星期的院。癫痫，幻觉……特别糟糕。
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My friend tried to detox on his own, had a seizure, and slipped on ice. He's gone now. I hope anyone trying to get sober seeks help!
我朋友试过自己戒酒，然后癫痫了，在冰面上滑倒了。他现在已经去世了。我希望那些想要戒酒的人都去寻求一下帮助！
Yeah never go cold turkey on drinking if it's an everyday drinking type of thing.
没错，如果你每天都喝的话，那你千万不要突然戒酒。
最好慢慢少喝。我有个家人最后就戒住院了。
Sleep deprivation
睡眠缺乏
Yup. I loved pulling all nighters as a teen and young adult. Now they just give me migraines and make the entire subsequent day hell.
没错。我年轻的时候就特别喜欢熬夜。现在熬夜只会让我偏头痛，并且让我第二天一整天都难受的要命。
The way I'm seeing it now I'm borrowing against my joy tomorrow by burning the midnight oil. And I stayed up til 2am every day of high school.
现在我对熬夜的看法就是，我在借第二天的快乐来补充今天午夜的燃料。但高中的时候我每天晚上都熬到两点。
It’s also not a fair trade off. You get 1-2 extra hours at night to make the entire next day suck
而且这么换一点也不合适。晚上你顶多多熬一两个小时，但是第二天你一整天都不好受。
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That's "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination". You don't have any freetime during the day so you feel like you have these hours for yourself and want them to last longer.
这就是“报复性睡眠拖延”。你白天没有任何的自由时间，所以你会觉得晚上的这段时间都属于你自己，你就想要让这段时间更长一点。
you just described my entire life
你这句话形容了我的一生
I did that hard the past five years and I'm trying to grow out of it now. I was working all the time and living with people + my boyfriend and so the only time I ever had entirely to myself was late at night after everyone had gone to bed.
我过去的五年里都熬夜熬得特别猛，现在我在尝试着改掉这个习惯。我当时一整天都要工作，并且和男朋友以及别人住在一起，所以我唯一真正属于自己的时间就是所有人都入睡之后的深夜。
我觉得我总是倾向于熬到太晚。因为我已经有更多的私人空间了，所以我正在尝试着改变自己的习惯，因为如果我起得太晚的话，我的生产力就没有那么高了。
Yes! I never pulled all-nighters in college, but I went to med school in my 30s and 24hr shifts are required during residency. I felt like that took a toll on me more than my 20-something year old classmates.
没错！我大学的时候从来都没通过宵，但是我三十多岁的时候去读了医学院，在医院实习的时候我们曾经需要值24小时的班。我感觉值班让我付出的代价比我20多岁的同学们要大得多。
我有一天犯了个错误，在24小时值班之后立刻就去参加了一个跆拳道课的团购。我热身的时候就差点他妈晕过去。我买了10节跆拳道的课，但在第一节课之后我再也没去过。
Teenager/early 20’s: yo we can save money by booking the 7am return flight and not paying for accommodation - lets just stay at the club until 5am or sleep on the airport floor!
青少年/20多岁的时候：嘿我们可以省点钱买一张早上七点返航的机票这样就不用找住宿了——我们直接在俱乐部待到五点或者在机场地板上睡就好！
30岁：不如让我去死
Years ago we drove 6 hours to go to a concert, got pretty drunk and high there. All 5 of us slept in a small car for a couple of hours then drove home.
几年前我们开了6个小时的车去音乐会，喝得酩酊大醉，我们五个人挤在一辆小车里睡了几个小时，然后又开回了家。
现在我得花3天。
There has been more than one time where a bunch of friends and I would pile into a car, go to a concert, and then have to be back in the morning for one or more of us to work at 8am
曾经有不止一次我和一群朋友挤进一辆车，去一场音乐会，然后赶在第二天早上八点之前回去，因为有不止一个人第二天要上班。
I remember working a 12 hour shift in a restaurant, then driving 4 hours that night to pick my then GF (now wife) at the airport, driving us home, just to turnaround and go back to work another 12 hr shift. Ezpz
我记得曾经在饭店连着上班12个小时，然后晚上开4个小时的车把女朋友（我现在的老婆）从机场接回家，然后掉头接着上12个小时的班。啥事没有。
现在……我感觉我会死。
Haha yeah, same with buying the cheapest ticket. “This ticket is $40 cheaper, it just has a few hours more layover and leaves at 4:30 am.”
哈哈太对了，还有买最便宜的机票。“这张机票便宜40美元，只不过转机要多等几个小时，并且凌晨四点半起飞。”
去他妈的吧。
I remember sticking around LAX for 9 hours on some ungodly layover when I was 21. Never again.
我记得自己21岁的时候因为转机在洛杉矶国际机场待了9个小时。不想再来一次了。
Yeah but you saved $25 dollars so
没错但是你省了25美元所以
Saved $25 on the flight. Spent $100 on airport food.
航班省了25美元。机场吃饭花了100美元。
Making this transition while your friends are still behind is agony.
比你的朋友们先完成了这种改变是最痛苦的。
“对，我想跟你们一起去。不，我只想睡在一个干净的私人房间里，门锁着，别的哪我也不想睡。不，我也不会跟你睡一张床。”
Apparently I've been 30 all my life.
那显然我这辈子都是30岁。
Travelled overseas for a Dota event in Malaysia, was going to stay at a mid tier hotel near the venue with wife, but other friends coming to the event wanted to book all at once place and spend on a shoestring, so we ended up booking with them at their budget place.
曾经为了一次DOTA比赛去了趟马来西亚，本来是打算跟老婆一起在场馆附近的一家中档的酒店过夜的，但是来看比赛的其他朋友全都订了一个特别省钱的酒店，于是我们也跟他们订了同样的地方住。
结果那个地方治安特别烂，我们只要一出前门就会被街头的孩子们抢劫。然而来参赛的选手全都去住了我们一开始打算订的那家酒店……
Malaysian hotels are dirt cheap. There is literally no reason for you to be that frugal.
马来西亚的酒店都便宜的一比。你根本就没有必要那么省钱。
Bruh, our 3 star hotels are like.... 20 dollars a night at least. Ya'll could put in 50 dollars a night at a 4 star with good breakfast too. IDK why you should be frugal in one of the cheapest place to visit. Malaysia :D
真的，我们住的3星级酒店差不多就是……每晚20美元起。要是愿意花50美元，就可以去住4星级酒店，带一份不错的早餐。我不知道你为什么要在马来西亚这个最便宜的地方省钱。
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Some friends tried to do this a few years back.
我有几个朋友几年前试过。
特价航班有5英镑从布里斯托飞到赫尔辛基的，于是他们就决定晚上出去，玩一整晚之后赶第二天早上的第一班航班回来。
他们既没算到芬兰有多冷，也没算到对一个英国的穷学生来说芬兰的物价有多贵。
晚上七点着陆，去了酒吧，把所有钱都花在了入场券和两杯酒上。
所以晚上十点多的时候他们基本上就没得玩了，而且也没地方住，并且也不能在半夜到处逛。
于是他们回到机场在地板睡到了大概五点。
Bailing on plans last minute. If you don’t want to do something, just say so.
在最后一刻退出出行计划。如果你不想做某件事，你就直接说。
This is so crucial. Use your words, be polite about it, and don’t waste my time, please.
这真的太关键了。把话说明白，礼貌一点，并且别浪费我的时间，求你们了。
This was never once cooll
这种事情压根就从来都不酷。
Yes, I’m typically the friend making plans and reaching out and I always tell them, it’s ok to say no, or if you need to think about it let me know by whatever day. I realized a lot of people feel pressured when you approach them with plans or whatever. I never understood why. I don’t want to go I just say no thank you
没错，一般都是我来扮演那个制定计划、四处沟通的朋友，并且我永远会跟他们说，你说不想来了都没关系，或者无论哪天你如果需要考虑考虑都跟我说。我发现有很多人当你拿着出行计划去找他们的时候他们都会感到压力很大。我总是不理解为什么。如果我不想去的话，我就会直接说不想去。
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Bragging about your high school accomplishments
到处吹嘘你高中时的成就。
Coach woulda put me in, we woulda went State.... no doubt.
教练本来要把我选进去的，然后我们就能去州里比赛了……肯定的。
Sleeping 8 to a hotel room to save money
在一间酒店房间里睡8个人省钱
Yeah eventually it gets to the point where there aren’t enough outlets for everyone’s CPAP machines and that’s never a good time
没错，慢慢就会变成房间里没有足够的地方给所有人放他们的持续气道正压呼吸机（译注：睡觉严重打鼾的人用的辅助呼吸的机器），那可绝对不会好。
Oh hell yeah. I like saving money and don't mind crashing with friends, but the older people get and the more you cram into a room; the more likely you get some loud-ass snorer.
哦太对了。我喜欢省钱，我也不介意和朋友们住一间房，但是人年纪越大，并且一间房间里挤进去的人越多，你就越有可能碰见一个打鼾打得震天响的。
Past thirty, there are two things you pony up for: Your own hotel room, and movers.
三十岁之后，有两种东西是你要自己付清的：你自己的酒店房间，和搬家工人。
朋友是一起出去玩的，不是给你当廉价劳动力和出行折扣的。
I don’t mind splitting a hotel room with like 1 close friend. Brings the cost down significantly and we end up spending more time together as a result.
我不介意和一个亲近的朋友住同一间房。这样可以省下很多钱，并且我们也能在一起度过更多的时间。
Rather than a cheap hotel, I'll go to a nice one with a friend. Definitely worth it.
比起住便宜酒店，我更乐意和朋友一起住一间贵一点的。绝对物超所值。
Splurging on a better hotel is definitely part of it. In your 20s you minimize costs to maximize travel opportunities but in your 30s you have less time for trips and far less desire to be roughing it
把钱花在更好的酒店上绝对是一部分。你20多岁的时候可以为了最大化旅游的机会而压榨成本，但是30多岁的时候，你能用来旅行的时间就会少很多，并且你绝对不愿意感受旅途的颠簸。
And you can share a shower
你们还可以用同一个花洒
and play nightcrawlers
还可以在晚上爬来爬去
And kiss the homie good night
然后给你亲爱的兄弟一个晚安吻
Yeah I’m 26, and last fall, 6 of my friends did this after a wedding to save money. It was 3 male friends and their significant others, in a standard size hotel room. I was like…y’all have fun
没错我今年26岁，去年秋天，我有6个朋友在婚礼之后为了省钱就住进了同一间房间。是我的3位男性朋友和他们的另一半，全都挤在酒店的标间里。我就觉得……祝你们玩得开心吧。
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I miss this, to be honest. Some of the best times of my life came from the times when I'd have no floor space in a room because my friends and I were all sharing 1 room.
说实话，我很怀念那种时光。我的人生中最棒的一些时光，就是因为我和朋友们全都住在一间房间里，所以我连下脚的地方都没有的时候。
Spending all your money at the bar on payday
发薪日当天把所有钱都花在酒吧。
Spending all your money on one specific thing*
准确地说，把所有的钱都花在某一件东西上。
You mean i'm not supposed to spend all my paycheck on my rent?
你的意思是我不应该把我所有的薪水都花在房租上？
Listen my guitar pedals are neat and it’s totally fine and if my wife asks I’ve only spent like $30.
听着，我的吉他效果器很不错，一点问题也没有，如果我老婆问起来，就说我花了不到30美元。
While I agree it was a lot easier to spend $400 on a night out compared to my current pay. I think I'd die if I tried to drink the average pay for a 30+ worker
虽然我同意你的观点，但是一晚上花掉400美元比起花掉我现在的工资显然要更容易一点。我觉得如果我拿着30多岁的人的平均工资去喝一顿，我可能会喝死。
Acting stupid and doing dumb shit. Your risk of getting hurt increases
做蠢事。你受伤的风险会增加。
There's things I've done that now leaves me wondering how I didn't get crippled or killed
我过去做过的一些事情，现在总会让我想不明白自己为什么没残疾或者死掉。
Anything loud. I am finding that anything loud (voices, music, TV,etc.) is turning into Noise for me. I am surprised by how much my tolerance for ambient sound has drastically decreased.
任何很响的动静。我现在发现任何响的声音（人声，音乐，电视，等等）都在逐渐变成我耳中的噪音。我对于环境声音的忍耐力竟然会降低得这么厉害，我自己都很吃惊。
I prioritize finding quiet restaurants and bars to meet with friends over fancy/trendy places nowadays
现在我见朋友都会优先选择安静的餐馆，而不是流行的、花哨的地方。
Caring what others think of me. You don’t like me? That’s fine. I live my life for me.
在乎别人对我的看法。你不喜欢我？没问题，我过的是我自己的生活。
I wish more people could learn this, not giving a damn is apart of finding inner peace. lol
我真的希望有更多的人能学到这一点，不在乎别人的看法是找到内心平静的一部分。哈哈哈
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Thinking I’m special. The older I get, the more I realize I’m just a dopey bug that knows nothing about anything
觉得我很特别。我年纪越大，就越是意识到我只是个啥也不懂的呆子。
Being concerned with what is or is not "cool".
在乎什么东西“酷不酷”。
我真的一点也不在乎自己酷不酷。酷又不能还我的房贷。
It'd be cool if it did.
如果能还的话还挺酷的。
Bragging about how drunk you got over the weekend.
吹你周末喝了多少。
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Trying to keep up with modern slang words.
尽力跟上热门用语。
I purposefully misuse modern slang words to make my teenage child roll his eyes at me.
我会故意把现在的流行词汇说错，让我家孩子对我翻白眼。
我不知道为什么觉得这很好笑，但确实太劲儿了！
The best thing about getting old is deliberately misusing slang and watching young people cringe.
年纪变大最棒的一点就是可以故意把流行语用错，然后看着年轻人尴尬到抠脚。
Working yourself to death, over consumption of alcohol or drugs, not getting enough sleep. Overall anything that's negative, trying to make it cool is the lamest thing.
过劳死，酗酒或者嗑药，睡不够觉。基本上所有负面的事情，试着让它看起来很酷就是最烂的。
Not going for what you want.
不去追求你想要的东西。
在你20多岁的时候你可能觉得自己很年轻，新潮，无知——或许对自己的技能和能力有一点怀疑。20岁后半到30多岁的时候，只是因为工作轻松就继续留在那个你讨厌的岗位上，就一点也不酷了。试着努努力吧。
你现在有的就是时间。未来有很多年在等待着你。要允许你自己不断地学习，成长，适应，掌握新的技能，成为多面手。至少我在一直这样告诉我自己，这样我才能继续在这个自由市场里存在下去，并勉强糊口。
And when you reach your late 40s/50s, people won’t give you the opportunities they would have given you in your 20s/early 30s even if you’re perfectly capable. In America, age discrimination laws apply over 40 for a reason (though it’s very hard to prove, so don’t count on them). People won’t hire you anyway.
而且如果你已经四五十岁了，人们就不会把你二三十岁时会给你的那些机遇再送给你了，即便你可能完全有这个能力。在美国，40岁以上的人适用年龄歧视法是有原因的（尽管非常难以证明，所以别指着这项法律）。人们就是不会雇你。
所以没错，在音乐停下之前，竭尽自己的能力把自己放到一个比较好的地方吧！毕竟社会还是很残酷的。
Telling people with full time jobs and bills that their hobbies are childish.
跟那些有全职工作要付账单的人说他们的爱好很幼稚。
That should never be a cool thing to do.
这从来就不是一件酷的事情。
I'm 31, married, no kids, USMC veteran, and I have a degree in Electrical Engineering. I just got back into Pokemon cards after not touching them since 1999. I was teased into getting rid of them by my uncles back in the day.
我今年31岁，已婚，没有孩子，美国海军陆战队老兵，我有机电工程的学位。最近刚刚喜欢上自从1999年以来我就再也没碰过的宝可梦卡牌。当时在我的叔叔们的取笑之下，我放弃了这个爱好。
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我几乎已经拿到了全套的基础、化石和丛林系列，现在正在收集剑盾系列，因为现在有互联网，并且我已经有了可支配收入。
我才不在乎别人怎么说，我自己开心。我老婆一开始也有点谨慎，但是看到我有多感兴趣，并且我在开包的时候有多兴奋之后，现在每次买新盒我们都会一起开。