马斯克称要买下可口可乐，并往里加可卡因
''Buying Coca-Cola to put in Cocaine...'': Elon Musk's tweet triggers frenzy on Twitter
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不要把每条推特都当成是什么严肃的新闻来报道。你们这些混蛋对全球变暖问题都没有这么关心过。
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After Twitter takeover, ELon Musk tweeted he will next buy Coca-Cola and put the cocaine back in it. Musk's tweet comes after he bought 100% stake in Twitter for $44 billion. The ‘cocaine’ bit refers to the drink’s original recipe when it was launched in 1886 as a tonic for ailments. The tweet read like a joke but many are not too sure given his history of acting on social media statements. In 2017, Musk casually asked the price of Twitter and 5 years later he bought 100% stake in the company. But the soft drinks’ company makes Twitter look like small-fry, with its market cap of $284 billion. Musk’s own fortune stands at $253 billion
在拿下推特之后，马斯克发推表示，他下一步将收购可口可乐，并将可卡因重新加回去。在发表这条推文之前，马斯克以440亿美元的价格收购了推特100%的股份。加回“可卡因”指的是这种饮料在1886年以一种滋补品最初问世时的配方。这条推文看起来像是马斯克的一个玩笑，但是考虑到他曾经在社交媒体上所发表的各种言论，很多人对此将信将疑。2017年，马斯克随性地询问了一下推特的收购价，而在5年后，他便买下了该公司的所有股份。不过与可口可乐这家市值2840亿美元的软饮巨头相比，推特就显得有些无足轻重了。马斯克目前的身家为2530亿美元
在拿下推特之后，马斯克发推表示，他下一步将收购可口可乐，并将可卡因重新加回去。在发表这条推文之前，马斯克以440亿美元的价格收购了推特100%的股份。加回“可卡因”指的是这种饮料在1886年以一种滋补品最初问世时的配方。这条推文看起来像是马斯克的一个玩笑，但是考虑到他曾经在社交媒体上所发表的各种言论，很多人对此将信将疑。2017年，马斯克随性地询问了一下推特的收购价，而在5年后，他便买下了该公司的所有股份。不过与可口可乐这家市值2840亿美元的软饮巨头相比，推特就显得有些无足轻重了。马斯克目前的身家为2530亿美元
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These tweets move markets and are intended to. The Securities and Exchange Act of 1934 clearly prohibits this sort of activity.
马斯克的这些推特会影响市场，而且这是他有意为之。1934年颁布的《证券交易法》明确禁止此类行为。
This is his way to get rich, and stay rich, is to spend everyone else's money buying stuff that will make you money.His recent 'purchase' of Twitter is funded by loans and share buyouts.Nothing will come directly from his wallet.
这就是他致富和保持富裕的方法，用别人的钱收购能让自己赚钱的东西。他最近“收购”推特的钱来自债务和股权融资。他不会从自己口袋里拿出一分钱。
Wow, there isn’t enough to report on that actually matters (Ukraine, China, tech, science) that this gets attention??
哇哦，难道我们没有真正重要的事情（乌克兰，中国，技术，科学）去报道了吗？这玩意儿竟然会引发关注？
This man is going to purchase entire solar system one day if he keeps on like this.
如果这家伙继续这样下去的话，有朝一日他将买下整个太阳系。
His tesla uation is over 1 trillion dollars, he only used 44B dollar only to buy twitter, 956B dollars more to go
他的特斯拉股价超过1万亿美元，他只用了440亿美元就买下了推特，还有9560亿美元。
He knows how to make headlines n free publicity for his Twitter.
他知道如何给自己的推特做免费宣传，并让它登上头条。
Elon is a peoples man and I support him for the president of the USA
马斯克是个接地气的家伙，我支持他竞选美国总统。
Yeah except he does not qualify to run for office.
然而他并没有资格竞选总统
He's certainly an eccentric among the wealthy elite, he might even do something good with that fortune, but the presidency is out of reach for him. The debate/conspiracy on where President Obama was born aside; Individuals born outside of the US are not eligible to run for the presidency here.
他确实是精英阶层当中的一个异类，他甚至可能会用自己的财富做些好事，但是总统一职对他而言是遥不可及的。想想当初奥巴马总统出生地的那些争论和阴谋论吧；在美国境外出生的人是没有资格竞选美国总统的。
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People are so sensitive these days.
Even musk is a human. He can make bad jokes if he wants
现在的人真是太敏感了。马斯克也是个人啊。他有讲烂笑话的自由。
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When Influential people joke like this, it have severe implications bro, given what he has done recently
当那些拥有影响力的人开始讲这样的笑话时，它势必会产生严重的影响，特别是考虑到他最近的所作所为。
@Vicky Martinez So people gonna start putting cocaind into coke coz elon made a joke?
@Vicky Martinez 难不成人们会因为马斯克的一个玩笑就开始往可口可乐里面加入可卡因？
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@Vicky Martinez that's where society is wrong and society needs to change on how they view even influential people including musk which i doubt it won't happen
这就是当今社会的一大问题，大众应该改变他们对马斯克在内所有富有影响力的人们的看法，但是我怀疑这种改变不会上演。
When you have completed the game and are doing side missions
这就好似你完成游戏主线后开始做起了支线任务。
It's his Twitter now he can tweet whatever he want lol
推特现在是他的了，他可以发表任何他想要发表的推文
I’m happy for him. At least he is entertaining.
我为他感到高兴，至少他很有趣。
First thing he'll do is shut down that account which tracks his private jet
马斯克买下推特后要做的第一件事情就是关掉那些追踪他私人飞机轨迹的账号。
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
你要么像英雄般死去，要么是活太久目睹自己成为了一个恶棍...
"What do 'Elon Musk' and 'Thomas Edison' have in common?":
They both got rich off, of "Tesla".
“马斯克和阿迪斯有什么共同之处？”
他们都靠“特斯拉”赚得盆满钵满
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Your name is funnier than your comment
你这ID名比你的评论还有意思
Except he was rich before hand with his dad being a millionaire and by being co-founder of PayPal .
然而马斯克在接手特斯拉之前就很富裕了，他的老爹就是个百万富翁，而且他还是Paypal的联合创始人。
This guy needs to get healthy in order to survive many many more years on this planet, so he can help citizens of USA and Canada who have to work like donkeys to pay rent
为了在这颗星球活上足够久的时间，这家伙需要保持健康才行，这样一来他就能帮助那些为了支付房租不得不像驴子一般工作的美加公民。
these news channels take things seriously, it was obviously a joke
这些新闻频道把这事看得太严重了，这显然是个笑话。
Warren Buffet is one of the investor in Coke, he would never let Musk get near that company
巴菲特是可口可乐的投资者之一，他绝对不会让马斯克靠近这家公司。
Buffet have enough cash to buy Coco cola but he never but because he is investor he says some company he fully buy it only produce negative effects so buffet never increase stake in Coco cola
巴菲特拥有足够的现金买下整个可口可乐，但是他从没有这么去做，因为他是一个投资者。他曾说过，购入一些公司所有的股份只会产生负面影响，所以巴菲特从来不增持可口可乐的股份。
This man might have enough money to buy Disney, or a big chunk of it, and he is talking about buying a soda company? ��� If he does buy his way into the Disney company. His first good deed, that he should do, is to bring back Johnny Depp. A lot of people are boycotting Disney. This might be a good investment for him.
这家伙可能有足够的钱买下迪士尼，或者迪斯尼的大部分股份，然而他却搁这讨论收购一家汽水公司？如果他真的花钱拿下迪斯尼的话，他应该做的第一件好事就是让戴普回归。如今很多人都在抵制迪斯尼，对他而言，这可能会是一笔不错的投资。
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The more people react to his tweet, the more his stock rises. And more money for him to buy out more corporations...
对他的推文作出反应的人越多，他的股票就涨的越凶。这样一来，他就能有更多的钱去买下更多的公司...
I never cared for Elon Musk, but for him to take action and in such a hilarious way, I have high hopes for the future if this continues.
我从来不关心马斯克，但是如果他能继续保持种滑稽的行事风格的话，我会对未来抱有很高的期望。
GDP would increase at least 5% if everyone was micro dosing on cocaine.We would also see a reduction on obesity and healthcare costs because you wouldn’t be able to gain weight from sugary sodas when you are literally high on cocaine.Finally, we get rid of pension problems due to everyone drying at 65, like in the good ol times.
如果每个人都摄入微量的可卡因的话，GDP至少会增加5%。我们还将目睹肥胖和医疗成本的降低，因为当你摄入可卡因时，你就不会因为喝含糖汽水而增加体重了。最后，我们还能因此摆脱养老金问题，因为每个人都会在65岁时嗝屁，好似美好的往昔。
I don’t really understand why Twitter posts can show up in the news section tbh.
说实话，我真的不明白为什么推特上的帖子都能出现在新闻区。
The drink itself is valued at around 87 billion the company is 286 billion and any attempt at buyout have to be premium so he can't afford it with out help.
可口可乐这款饮料本身就价值870亿美元，而该公司的市值为2860亿美元，任何收购都会产生溢价，因此在没有外界帮助的情况下，马斯克没有足够的钱买下可口可乐。
But he only need to buy 51%
然而他只需要买下51%的股份
With approval from other investors...
那也得获得其他投资者的批准才行...
It was a joke omg. Stop reporting every tweet like its serious news. Motherfuckers don't even pay this much attention to global warming.
这就是个笑话，我的天啊~不要把每条推特都当成是什么严肃的新闻来报道。你们这些混蛋对全球变暖问题都没有这么关心过。