司机和乘客在汽车滑下山坡前逃到车外
Driver, passengers flee car before it slides down mountain in China
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在中国西部的新疆维吾尔族自治区，一辆车上的司机和大部分乘客在车子几乎要滑下山坡之前逃了出来。
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The driver and most passengers of a car escaped the vehicle moments before it began sliding down a mountain in western China’s Xinjiang Uygur autonomous region.
在中国西部的新疆，一辆车上的司机和大部分乘客在车子几乎要滑下山坡之前逃了出来。
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The driver and most passengers of a car escaped the vehicle moments before it began sliding down a mountain in western China’s Xinjiang Uygur autonomous region.
在中国西部的新疆，一辆车上的司机和大部分乘客在车子几乎要滑下山坡之前逃了出来。
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Very sad but taught a lesson to us. ALWAYS USE HANDBRAKE/PARKING-BRAKE !!!!
令人悲伤，但也给我们上了一课。永远记得用手刹/停车制动！！！
When you love Coffee more than Anything
(这就是)当你爱咖啡胜过一切的时候(会发生的事)
"is it wired how men die first?"
Yea f*ck no this time, that coffee seems more precious than her own life apparently
"为什么男人死的早？这不奇怪吗？"
这次可不是了。显然那杯咖啡看来比她的命还宝贵。
I dunno how the woman in the car didn''t manage to get out even when the door is wide open
我就搞不懂了，当车门大开的时候，那个女的怎么会没逃出来？
"You can take my life, but you''re not taking my coffeeee!"
"要命拿去，要咖啡没门儿！”
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the woman in the front is a slow poke, she just kept sitting there even though every one is running away. Lucky for her to survive.
前座上的那个女的真蠢，别人都往车外跳的时候她居然还一直坐在那儿。最后能活命算她走运。
I guess that woman is currently busy watching tiktok on her phone while holding her coffee lol
我猜她当时大概正在一边忙着刷抖音一边紧紧握着她的宝贝咖啡(笑)
I hope the Coffee and the car is not injured
我希望咖啡和车都没事
Very sad but taught a lesson to us. COFFEE AINT MORE IMPRTANT THEN YOUR LIFE !!!!
令人悲伤，但也给我们上了一课。咖啡没你的命重要！！！
Legend has it that she still persistently keeps her cup till this day at the hospital
传说她直到今天在医院里还握着那杯咖啡不撒手，
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Why didn''t he pull the handbrake? I''d be so mad if I got injured from such a dumb mistake
司机为啥不拉手刹？我要是因为这么低级的错误受伤，我会气死的
The woman at the front has the slowest reaction time.
前座那个女的拥有全世界最长的反射弧
"So, how''d ya got your waist broken?"
"I wanted caffeine."
"What?"
"What."
"你的腰怎么受伤的？”
"因为咖啡因"
“什么？！”
“怎么了？”
The door is open, and she just sat there. This is how natural sextion works. Only the best survives that makes us who we are today as humans
车门都开了，可她就那么坐着。这就是自然选择的原理。适者生存，所以我们人类才进化到今天的样子。
Why didn''t the lady in the front just pull the handbrake herself? She was sitting in the passenger seat
前排那个女士为什么就不能拉一下手刹呢？她不正好坐在副驾驶的位置上吗。
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This same couple will most probably gave a testimonial at their local church on Evil forces toying with their cars!
这对夫妇大概率会去当地的教堂里搞个活动什么的，好证明魔鬼在拿他们的车子开玩笑！
I still see a person sitting on the front seat with a Cup...And Don''t even move...
我就看见有个人坐在前坐上，手里还端着一杯……一动不动……
Fortunately the mountain was more like a hill. Unfortunately, the driver probably have done this before. Chinese drivers and safety doesn''t really go together even though it has improved a bit.
幸运的是那座山不高，最多就是座小山。不幸的是，这位司机大概不是头一次发生类似情况了。中国的司机不全是能够安全驾驶的，虽然近些年来情况已经有所改善。
The women in front: "Why mountain? Why not go to a theme park, ride a roller coaster...!?"
前排女士：“为啥车要开上山？为啥不开去主题公园坐坐过山车？”
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If I''m not mistaken, there is a technology called HANDBRAKE
我没记错的话，车上有个东西手！刹！
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The woman in front is worried that her coffee might spill over, that''s why she didn''t get out of the car.
前排女士大概是担心她的咖啡洒出来吧，所以她坐在那儿一动不动。
Everyone gagnster until the lady in the front flys back up
每个人都在惊慌失措，直到前排那位女士飞了回来
When coffee is more important than life ?
为啥咖啡比命还重要？
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That woman''s life is worth a coffee.
那位女士的命就值一杯咖啡。
COFFEE IS LIFE!
咖啡就是命！
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Guys she just wants to sue the driver for letting her role down the hill
各位，她只想起诉那个让她几乎滚下山坡的司机
Despite knowing the car is skidding, she still didn’t try to throw the coffee away and jump! Priorities!!
明明知道车子正在往下滑，她居然还不肯扔了咖啡赶紧跳车！什么叫优先级？！
She doesn''t want to spill her cup, that''s why
她就是不想洒了咖啡，所以不肯跳车。
When you love coffee more than your car and f*cking life.
当你把咖啡看的比特么命还重要的时候(就会像她这样)
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Always use the handbrake and also do the maintenance on time
永远要记着拉手刹以及按时保养车辆
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Other people jump for life.
Woman in front seat: nah let me finish my coffee first.
其他人：跳车逃命
前座女士：不不不，让我先喝完咖啡再说
Such an intelligent Driver, Cant even put Hand Brake....And later...oo aa uu gaa iiiiiiieeeeee
司机可真够聪明的，连手刹都不知道拉……然后就……哦啊啊啊
Everyone is talking about the coffee, well let me tell you, it spilled 0:21
既然大家都在议论那杯咖啡，那我来告诉你们：它还是洒了，就在0:21那里
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Maybe she wants some thrill but now she get some pills
也许当时那位女士想找点刺激，不过现在她得到了一些药片
Now the more I watch, it becomes more funny I wonder what that lady went through who stayed in the front lol. At least someone screamed for her.
我越看越觉得有趣。前排那个女的到底经历了什么？至少现场有人在为她惊呼。
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When your coffee is more important than your life
当你的咖啡比命还重要的时候(就像这样)
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Get everyone out of the car in the first place before trying to stop it dude
司机，你试着停下车子之前应该先把车里的人都弄出来
Did you ever try to get out of a moving car while taking your seatbelt off with one hand and holding boiling water/coffee with the other?
Neither have I.
你试过一手端着杯滚烫的热水/咖啡，一手要解开安全带，与此同时还要从一辆滑行的车子里跳出来吗？
我没试过。
wOMAN could have pulled the hand break also with other hand lol.
那个女的可以用另外一只手拉住手刹啊(笑)
That must of been some delicious coffee
那杯咖啡一定很好喝吧
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The girl sitting in that seat could have just pulled the hand brake as she was sitting close to it
前座上的那姑娘完全可以拉手刹啊，不就在她旁边吗
NUKE''S PARENTS : "So how was the date son?"
NUKE : "YOU DECIDE!"
NUKE的父母：“儿子，约会怎么样？”
NUKE：“你们觉得咋样就咋样！”
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Everybody: the woman that didn''t leave the car was wearing the seat belt and in that moment of despair was not able to remove it
各位：那位女士当时系着安全带，在特别绝望的一瞬间很难弄开吧。
This is scary
I hope everyone who is injured recovers soon
太吓人了
希望受伤的人都能很快痊愈
How come you guys know it''s coffee and not tea or anything else
你们怎么知道那杯子里一定是咖啡？难道不能是茶或者其他东西吗？
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Crazy test drive... Always pay attention around a vehicle. Lucky she is ok.
疯狂的试驾……开车时一定要注意周围的情况。庆幸那位女士平安无事。
What happens next: "I want a divorce!"
下一幕剧情：“我要离婚！”
When you are more worried to finish your coffee ? then yourself
当你急着喝完一杯咖啡，那么你就会……
That lady with the coffee is exactly the same kind of person that were on Titanic''s crow nest on the night it sank.
那位端着咖啡的女士跟泰坦尼克沉没那天在船上的人简直就是一模一样
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Unless she's disabled before hand, the woman in the front seats had no business remaining in there while the care was sliding cos her door was already open. The passengers with closed doors were able to so there is no reason why she couldn't have jumped out. She did not even make an attempt.
除非身有残疾，否则前座那位女士完全没理由坐在车里一动不动，毕竟车子已经在滑落了，而车门又是开着的。其他乘客在车门关着的情况下都能跳车逃生，她那边的门明明开着，她却连试也不试。
Why park the car there in the first place? Dumb clowns everywhere.
一开始为啥要把车停在那个(危险的)地方？到处都是愚蠢的小丑。
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Nature does it''s best to keep all things stable, and gravity is the algorithm (per this case), if you don''t stop the algorithm, you''ll be kept STABLE!
大自然尽其所能保持一切的稳定，而重力则是保持稳定的法则(尤其是这个例子)。只要你不打破这个法则，你就能确保安然无恙！