当你不想一个人开车，但只能和特朗普娃娃一起兜风……
If you don''t wanna drive alone but can''t choose ''(w)'' in your sex doll model order from China
译文简介
仰慕特朗普，买了一个特朗普娃娃，请问有什么问题吗？
（本帖少儿不宜……）
正文翻译
If you don't wanna drive alone but can't choose '(w)' in your sex doll model order from China
假如你不想一个人开车，但从中国买的性爱娃娃没法选择模型……
How’s this guy in a Bentley?
这种家伙是怎么开上宾利的？
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I did some digging. He is a rapper who goes by the name Forgiato Blow, but thats not where he got his money… his grandfather started MotorTrend magazine
我挖掘了一下。他是一名说唱歌手，艺名是Forgiato Blow（意思大概是“锻造吹奏”，大概是想表示音乐像锻铁那样有节奏感吧）
不过这不是他的财富来源——他爷爷创办了《MotorTrend》（机车潮流）杂志。
notreadyforthat
Lol, no kidding, another "self made" trust fund baby/ rapper.
哈哈，不开玩笑，又一个“自力更生”的口含金匙的婴儿/说唱歌手。
Buce123
I bet he describes himself as “self-made” in his music. Probably talks about how he had to sell drugs to get by lol
我打赌他肯定在自己作品里吹嘘“白手起家”。可能给别人讲自己是怎么靠卖毒品度日的，哈哈。
designdesigndesign11
Oh dear. I love Motor Trend. I can’t believe this is what I’m supporting.
哦，我的天哪。我爱《机车潮流》。真不敢相信这就是我花钱支持的。
Lady_von_Stinkbeaver
Auto Trader is what I read.
我看《汽车贸易》。
bmxracers
So he’s in grand dads Bentley. What. A. D. Bag.
Will resist typing how much I loathe folk like this. Left/right whatever. It’s just enraging.
所以他开着爷爷的宾利，真是个蠢货。
我都懒得说我厌恶这种货色。不管他们是左翼右翼，就是让人生气。
climbgradient
And his music is just as bad as you’d imagine ..
他的音乐和你想象中的一样烂。
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Max_1995
20 years of monthly payments on a last hand one with questionable history
可能是用20年月供买的不知道多少手的黑车。
SUKnives
this is a 2017 at the very oldest, unfortunately sometimes shitty people have lots of money
图里这款车最老不会超过2017年。不幸的是，有时候混蛋很有钱。
Max_1995
I didn't say it was 20 years old, I said he's probably paying for it for 20 years to come (people in the us seem to always finance cars)
我不是说车龄20年了，我是说他可能未来20年要支付车款(美国人似乎总喜欢搞汽车金融)。
Korchagin
He's not in the owner's seat.
他没有坐在车主的位置上（一般是右后座）。
Online_4_Fun
He unfortunately makes a lot of money, I just saw a Vice doc on his “party house” in Florida. (Go figure)
不幸的是，他赚了挺多钱的，我刚看到一个大佬现身在他佛州的派对上。
fellowsquare
That's Forgiato Blow. Semi-popular rapper from Florida, huge trump supporter.
他是来自佛罗里达的半独立流行说唱歌手，特朗普的铁杆支持者。
Jalopnicycle
Well his name is accurate, Forgiato wheels do infact blow.
好吧，名字挺准确的，伪造的车轮确实会爆炸。
（Forgiato有点类似forged，伪造的，blow也有爆炸的意思）
NfinitNfinity
Name's appropriate: he looks like 50 gallons of cottage cheese stuffed into a 30 gallon bag
名字很适合他：他的模样看起来就像把50加仑的白软干酪塞进一个30加仑的袋子里。
Majdrys
He is single, he is buying dolls from china
他单身，他从中国买娃娃。
kaffeian
Used bentleys are pretty cheap actually. Even newer ones.
二手宾利其实很便宜。甚至成色新的也不贵。
dadzcad
You can get a used Continental GT for less than a new Camry. I’ve seen Azures selling for $25K.
你可以花比全新凯美瑞更少的钱买到一辆二手的宾利大陆GT。我见过卖2万5大洋的宾利蔚蓝。
Alternative_Composer
I’d rather have a Camry any day of the week! Lol
我宁愿要一辆凯美瑞，哈哈
dadzcad
LOL! Same here. At least you know it will start when you turn the key.
哈哈！我也一样。至少你知道当你转动钥匙的时候它会发动。
PoopiePancakes
Routine maintenance on luxury cars like that are $$$$
像这样的豪车日常保养要花成堆的大洋。
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tallbutshy
Rentals exist
不知道可以租车吗？
Bwatso2112
Because he’s a suburban legend
因为他是“郊区传奇”
tthrivi
He must have been the contractor Trump got to build the beautiful wall that has been destroyed because of the flooding in Arizona.
他一定是特朗普的承包商，承建了亚利桑那州那堵刚刚被洪水冲坏的漂亮墙
（川普的边境墙前几天被洪水冲坏了）
amx05462
obviously a posed picture
明显是摆拍的照片。
woodiegutheryghost
He’s got that captain pay.
他拿到了川普发的薪水。
noah-keaglet
it's probably Donald's
车可能是老川的。
turtle_eating
More like Suburban Tragedy.
郊区传奇？更像是郊区悲剧吧？
probe101
I think they were aiming for "Suburban BellEnd"
我想他们的目标是“郊区名器”。
ThisIsReDickUseless
Misspelled subhuman
拼接错误的类人类
alpacasaurusrex42
Suburban Leaking Fistula
郊区菊花泄露。
amx05462
suburban idjit
郊区蠢蛋。
btross
Wholesome
Hugz
Abe Lincoln is rolling in his grave to know that his beard is riding around with these two dildos....
如果看到自己的胡子在这张假阳具脸上，亚伯·林肯会气得掀起棺材板的。
（他留的胡子是林肯风格的）
JuStInSaN1tY
Whenever someone says ‘I want to get a face tat,’ I now have a d picture as photo proof why this is an extremely bad idea in more ways than one.
这张照片我保存了，
如果还有人说：“我想要在脸上纹个纹身”。
我就那这张图证明他们脑子有多瓦特。
SpaGrapefruit
He has no ragrets though
但他没有后悔。
bwherman
100% positive he fucked it.
我百分百肯定他法克这个娃娃了。
FarfarsFav
He has a book deal titled, “My trump doll gave me the clap.”
他有一本书名叫《我的特朗普娃娃让我得了淋病》。
CharyBrown
OP
100% it did to him.
绝对的。
firewarrior256
How does Dumb and Dumber manage to get into a Bently ?
蠢货和蠢王是怎么搞到一辆宾利的？
ThemShenanigans
Took a look around the interwebs, and it seems he's a rapper that goes by the name of "Forgiato Blow". Looks like he's used a few dolls in his music videos as well.
我在网上查了一下，他貌似是个说唱歌手，名字叫"锻造吹奏"，貌似他录制的音乐视频里也用了几只这种娃娃。
SlaterVJ
Forgiato blow? I don't know if that's Italian, or one of those weird ass redneck slang terms.
锻造吹奏？我不知道这是意大利语，还是那种奇怪的红脖子俚语？
BruhUrName
Redneck here. What in the ever living fuck is a "Forgiato"?
红脖子在此，所以“Forgiato”到底是什么鬼意思？
afkafterlockingin
It’s a brand of wheels, mostly popularized by Gucci mane and other high profile rap artists for their exorbitant cost and off the wall looks.
这是一个轮胎品牌，主要是由Gucci mane和其他高调的说唱歌手代言的，价格昂贵、外观酷炫。
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joatmono
It's Italian for "forged", as in "forged in fire", or "minted". It's the past participle of "forgiare" (to forge)... I know "forged" also has the negative connotation of "false" or "counterfeit" in English, but that's not the case in Italian... Although the high IQ individual in the OP picture may not know any this.
在意大利语中是"被锻造"的意思，它是forgiare (锻造)的过去分词。
我知道“forged”在英语中也有“假的”或“伪造的”的负面含义，但在意大利语中不是这样的……尽管图中那位高智商的人可能不知道这些。
WellJustJonny
Name sounds like a sex act.
名字听起来像是一种性姿势。
ReflectedCheese
2nd hand Continental's go around €30.000. At least in Europe.
二手宾利大陆大约3万欧元。至少在欧洲是这个价位。
MyMudEye
Which one is the dummy?
It's a trick question they both are.
哪个才是假人？左边还是右边的？
还是说都是假人？这是个烧脑的问题。
steve_tom
they got the short one cheap, someone screwed up the paint job
估计娃娃是清仓处理货吧，看来是上漆的工人失误了。
philosoaper
I can't really get past that dumb "subaru legacy" tattoo on his face
他脸上那愚蠢的"脚气传奇"纹身令我无法释怀。
Max_1995
I feel like he's trying to look like a Latino gang member, a truck driver from northern Canada and an "if Abraham Lincoln was Muslim"-theory all at once
我觉得他正试图让自己看起来像是拉丁裔黑帮成员、来自加拿大北部的卡车司机，以及一个“如果亚伯拉罕·林肯是穆斯林”理论派的混合物。
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bmagsjet
On the plus side, if this buffoon only has a Donald trump sex doll, we can be reasonably sure he won’t procreate.
从乐观的角度来看，如果这个小丑只有一个特朗普的性爱娃娃，我们可以合理地推定他不会生育。
Buhlasted
I hate these “Find the fascist evangelical hypocrite, with an IQ lower than the room temperature in a ice house” type visual tests. Which one? Both?
我讨厌这种“在图中找出智商比冰库温度还低的福音派法西斯伪君子”的视觉测试，太折磨人了。
请问哪个才是答案？两个都是吗?
bmagsjet
Oh my god what a LOSER
老天爷，真是个卢瑟。
LordBoriasWownomore
wiseguy extraordinaire
Anyone with a chin tattoo (or facial, for that matter) is trash, IMO. “Suburban Legend” he probably hyjacks all the Biden flags in the neighborhood and replaces them with Trumptard ones. Ugh
在我看来，任何有下巴纹身(或者脸上纹身)的人都是垃圾。
这个"郊区传奇"可能会把附近所有的拜登旗帜偷换成特朗普的旗帜。呕。
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Quentin_Brain
This is one for r/holup as wel lol, we all know what that doll has to endure after a six pack of pabbst blues
哈哈，我们都知道在那个家伙喝了六瓶梦之蓝（误）之后，娃娃要忍受什么蹂躏。
CaptainBlandname
Ooooh, I didn’t know they invented smellable jpegs!
哦，我不知道科学家已经发明了能闻到臭味的图片格式？
w0lfLars0n
Is this kid 8 or 37?
这孩子8岁还是37岁了？
imjustlurkinghere244
Trump. Trash. Ahahahahahaha
特朗普。垃圾。阿巴阿巴阿巴……
d3ton4tor72
Red hat and redneck
红帽子和红脖子。
RhythmicStrategy
WTF
卧了个大槽。
aFiachra
Does that poor idiot have "Suburban Legend" tattooed on his chin? Christ, people are idiots.
那个可怜的白痴下巴上是不是纹了个"郊区传奇"。天啊，人们可以多白痴？
TheRiverInEgypt
He ordered a “dumb blonde” from Wish
他从Wish订购了一个"不说话的金发（川普）”。
createdamadman
Remember, these are the people who don't want to look stupid wearing a mask.
记住，就是这些人，觉得戴口罩看起来很蠢，而不愿意戴口罩。
ardent_wolf
This guy looks like Melissa McCarthy
这家伙看起来像梅丽莎·麦卡锡
SplendidPunkinButter
This is no joke the saddest picture I’ve ever seen
我不开玩笑的说，这是我见过的最悲哀的照片。
jbertrand_sr
And who doesn't believe this dipshit dry humps his Trump sex doll...fucking hell...
任谁都会觉得这个粪脑袋上了他的特朗普娃娃……八嘎。
GarbageWater12
How much you wanna bet he's put his penis in that doll, more than once.
你们想赌多少，他把丁丁放进过那个娃娃？而且不止一次？
Ahoppy8
They both look so fucking stupid! Lol
他们两个看起来真特么蠢，笑尿。
WendigoDragon2012
Is that how far this cult has gone?
这个邪教已经发展到这种程度了吗？
Kazundo_Goda
I trully want to enter their minds and see what type of circus runs there.
我真的很想进入他们的思想，看看是哪个马戏团在那儿运作。
shitter_delondo
The fuck does suburban legend even mean
郊区传奇到底他妈的什么意思？
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MrMarez
100% chance he kisses that thing right on the lips.
百分之百可能，他会吻那玩意儿的嘴唇。
fingerbangintwinkies
Proud boy moron
骄傲的白痴男孩。
Electrical-Thanks877
Guarantee he cries into a Trump shaped pillow every night
我保证他每晚都抱着特朗普等身抱枕哭泣。
amx05462
hes gonna feel very foolish when he gets old and looks in the mirror
等他老了的时候照镜子，他会觉得自己很傻B。
DaChristopher-REEVES
When you gotta sell underage kids vape juice at 8 but gotta bang your blowup doll at 9
想象一下，你八岁就卖电子烟给未成年人，九岁就跟你的充气娃娃上床。
-Marrick-
A beard without a mustache should be illegal.
应该规定，留络腮胡而不留唇上胡是违法的。
Key_Push_2487
Nothing says, "GANGSTA!" like a 1776 tattoo on your forehead.
没什么比你额头上的1776年纹身更能说明你是黑帮了。
YuukiSakaii5613
This guy looks like he sits out on his porch with a shot gun and a wife beater smoking a cigarette and playin fortunate sun on the radio.
这个人看起来就像，坐在门廊上，手里拿着猎枪，妻子在一旁抽着烟，收音机里播放着幸运的阳光。
perspective2020
He blew trump ?
他给特朗普吹了？
Dan_Glebitz
He knew full well what sex doll he was ordering :-)
他非常清楚自己订的是什么娃娃。
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wcw59
Gotta say the doll looks more alive than Trump these days.
不得不说，这娃娃看着都比川普有活人气息。
umbravivum
That feel when a sex doll of Trump looks more human than the actual person.
当特朗普的充气娃娃比真人看起来更有人情味的时候。
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SitBulling
I ran out of spaces on my WTF checklist.
我的“什么鬼”清单已经没地方写了。
BTexx
That doll is still smarter than Drump :D
那个娃娃也比蠢普聪明。
SirPaniniee
I’d buy that doll
我要买那个娃娃。
Space-Booties
I think at least 20% of Americans are mentally ill. I can’t explain how moronic and obsessive this behavior is.
我认为至少20%的美国人患有精神疾病。我无法解释这种行为有多愚蠢、偏执。
TFSU-Shazam
I’m a bit surprised someone like that would have such nice teeth.
我有点惊讶像他那样的人，牙齿还挺漂亮。
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Efronczak
Sad just sad.
纯粹的悲哀。
IgneousAssBarf
There's no way this chode still has his voting rights lol
绝不能允许这个会阴有投票权。
（chode，位于卵卵和菊花之间的会阴部位、形容周长比长度长的丁丁，不得不佩服英语的博大精深……）
sunilbedre
Which one's the sex doll?
请问哪一个才是性爱娃娃?
static1053
How do you look at yourself in the mirror and go "yeah this is a great look, people will love this. I'm so smart". Can we sterilize these people?
你是怎么做到，看着镜子里的自己，然后说：“耶，真帅，人们会爱上我的，我个大聪明。”我们能给这些人绝育吗？
Darkenshrine
This guy looks like he got his ged from the clearance aisle at walmart.
看起来，这家伙像是从沃尔玛的清仓区拿到的娃娃。
steve_tom
he's a captain in what, the clown army?
他是什么部队的队长，小丑军团吗？
Zuke_6
Suburban yes, Legend never
郊区？确实，传奇？可拉倒吧。
Astralfridgemagnet
I didnt know if this was a redneck man or woman... then I noticed the beard... still not sure though
我不知道这家伙是红脖男还是红脖女……然后我注意到了胡子……不过还是确定不了。
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TehJohnny
Is this also a stolen valor post?
这也是偷来的荣誉吗。
（美国2013年通过了一项制裁“窃取荣誉”的法规，针对的是假装自己是退役军人等，伪造荣誉诈骗的人）
Swagyodel77531
I’m trying to guess which one’s the sex doll…
我在努力猜哪个是性爱娃娃……
Lord-Zaltus
Is no one going to talk about how he looks like a woman with a beard?
难道没人说他长得像个留胡子的女人吗？
MovingMadness58
At least he has good oral hygiene.
至少他有良好的口腔卫生。
schrodngrspenis
He inherited 5 million from his parents and spent it all to be this shitty rapper. His real name is Kurtz Jantz
他从父母那里继承了五百万，然后花光了所有积蓄当上了一个烂说唱歌手。他的真名是库尔茨·詹茨
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Ambitious_Door_4911
Suburban Legend. Makes me wonder, what legendary thing did he do?
郊区传奇。让我好奇，他有什么传奇事迹？
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Rusty_Crank
Why is he driving with Boris Johnson?
为什么他要和鲍里斯·约翰逊一起开车？
Matt_321
So the heir to Motor Trend is an unsuccessful rapper that is into trump sex dolls? Weirdo.
所以《机车潮流》的继承人是个不成功的说唱歌手，还喜欢特朗普性玩偶？奇怪。
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CharyBrown
OP
He likes male sex dolls what did you expect?
他就是喜欢男性玩偶，你有什么问题吗？
unlikelyintrovert
Just a wild guess that he was never actually an officer in the United States military. Does this count as stolen valor
我猜他根本没在部队当过军官，估计是偷来的荣誉。
Kqtawes
I want to kick this guy in the gunt.
哦上帝啊，我真想狠狠地踢他的屁股。