韩国生态友好型厕所将粪便变成数字货币
South Korean eco-friendly toilet turns faeces to digital currency
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一所韩国大学的学生如今可以通过使用环境友好型厕所"BeeVi”来赚些买咖啡的钱。这种厕所可以把粪便转化为沼气，为学校里的一座建筑提供能源。
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Students at this South Korean university can pay for their coffee by using the eco-friendly ‘BeeVi toilet’, which helps power a school building by turning faeces into methane gas. Those who use the invention at the Ulsan National Institute of Science and Technology can earn digital currency, Ggool, which allows them to buy goods on campus.
一所韩国大学的学生如今可以通过使用环境友好型厕所"BeeVi”来赚些买咖啡的钱。这种厕所可以把粪便转化为沼气，为学校里的一座建筑提供能源。那些使用蔚山国立科学技术研究院这套发明的人可以因此获得一些数字货币——Ggool，不过这种货币只能在校园内使用。
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Students at this South Korean university can pay for their coffee by using the eco-friendly ‘BeeVi toilet’, which helps power a school building by turning faeces into methane gas. Those who use the invention at the Ulsan National Institute of Science and Technology can earn digital currency, Ggool, which allows them to buy goods on campus.
一所韩国大学的学生如今可以通过使用环境友好型厕所"BeeVi”来赚些买咖啡的钱。这种厕所可以把粪便转化为沼气，为学校里的一座建筑提供能源。那些使用蔚山国立科学技术研究院这套发明的人可以因此获得一些数字货币——Ggool，不过这种货币只能在校园内使用。
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Someone: "how do you earn for your living?"
Him: "I always go to toilet"
问：你是怎么赚到生活费的？
答：一直去上厕所。
I want to laugh, but honestly, this is a brilliant idea. Imagine how much energy we could produce at home! And while methane is a greenhouse gas, it diffuses much faster than carbon dioxide.
我想笑。不过说真的这是个好主意。想想我们在家能产出多少能源！另外，虽然沼气也是一种温室气体，不过它的逸散速度比二氧化碳可快多了。
This high tech waste conversion and energy making machine should replace existing public toilet facilities. There are more people out there and not only students want to earn some income anyway.....
这种高科技的废物转化和能源生产机器应该取代所有的公共厕所。除了学生，学校外面还有很多人也想靠它赚点小钱钱……
"What is your income?"
"Oh it''s just daily stuffs".
“你的收入来源是什么？”
“哦，只是干点儿日常琐事.”
Soon there will be a lot of spicy food restaurants or stalls near this toilet
用不了多久，那厕所旁边就会开出一堆专卖辣食品的餐馆或小摊。
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Never in my life did I think I would hear "toilet income"
活了这么大，我从没想到还能听到“拉屎赚钱”这回事
I'm relieved that tank is sealed shut, but just the thought of it
听说储藏罐是封闭的，我松了口气。不过只要一想到那个我就……
There are rumours that after this news was spread, people from nearby area''s are standing in a very long "Q" outside this University to use that Washroom and earn some digital currency.
据说这条新闻扩散开以后，附近的人就在研究机构外面排起了长队，希望进去上个厕所、赚点数字货币。
Finally my IBS and lactose intolerance is paying off! I''m going to be a millionaire.
我的肠激惹综合征和乳糖不耐受终于找到了用武之地！我要变成百万富翁啦。
the saying flushing money down the toilet has a "hole" new meaning
“把钱冲进马桶里”这句话终于有新含义了
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Using outdoor toilets
in other countries: pay
in SK: get paid
使用户外厕所
在其他国家：你得付钱
在韩国：他们付你钱
Oh wow!!! this will really benefit san francisco
哇，这对旧金山绝对有好处！
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they should have install that to my apartment so I can pay my rent
他们应该在我住的公寓也安一台，这样我就有钱交房租了。
Turning rest rooms into power plants-Imagine doing this at a zoo or animal farm with mountains of manure.
把洗手间变成发电厂：想想在粪便堆积如山的动物园或牧场(会有多大潜力)
When I grow up, I want to do ANYTHING except service those tanks.
等我长大了，我干什么工作也不会去伺候那些储藏罐.
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Imagine if your job was literally just sitting on the toilet.
想象一下：你的工作就是每天蹲在厕所里.
Toilets, urinals, fountains, sinks, bath tubs, showers, wells, or and barrels should all be like this yeah
厕所、小便池、喷泉、水槽、浴缸、淋浴、水井、或水桶……都该引进类似的技术，耶
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Human waste is something that is produced every moment in huge amount and will never stop producing as long as we are alive ! Creating such a humongous waste into a renewable resource can change the whole electricity and fuel system of world forever. Brilliant innovation
人类的排泄物是每时每刻都会大量产生的东西，而且只要我们活着，它就永远不会停止。把如此大量的废物转化成可再生能源将永久地改变全世界的整个电力和燃料体系。了不起的发明。
A sentence I never thought I would read
从来没想到我会读到的一句话
There's no limit to what a toilet can be in Asia
亚洲人对厕所的探索永无止境
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If they are making real energy out of it then they should give real money to users. Otherwise it''s just a scam.
如果他们产出了真正的能源，就该付给用户真正的钱。否则就是一场骗局。
Finally, I can play Slime Rancher in real life now.
终于能在现实社会里玩《史莱姆农场》了。
people in other countries use electricity to mine Bitcoin.
Now South Korean just sit on a toilet bowl for couple of time to get money
别的国家的人要动用电力挖比特币，韩国人只需在马桶上蹲几次就能挣到钱了。
Cool invention. The only issue I see with it is: How would you avoid abuse of the system if it was implemented all over the place? Would there be timers, etc?
很酷的发明。唯一让我疑惑的是：他们怎么避免有人滥用系统呢？假如所有的坑都一直被占着的话，应该有个定时器什么的吧？
All the under developed and developing countries need this toilet since everyone will be employed.
所有的不发达国家和发展中国家都需要这种厕所。这样一来每个人都有工作了。
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Praying for the mechanics who''s responsible for repairing or cleaning the tanks!
为那些负责维护设备和清洁储藏罐的人们祈祷！
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This is an old method in modern days, the gas generated can also be used for cooking
现在这法子已经过时了。设备生成的沼气还可以用来烹饪。
Finally something that I can do even with depression!
就连患有抑郁症的我也终于找到能做的事了！
The man that ordered from chipotle : UNLIMITED MONEY
从chiootle订餐的那些人：看见了无数的小钱钱
I like this kind of invention. Wish we had here too.
我喜欢这种发明，希望我们这也能有。
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Me: shittin'' and fartin
Toilet: im about to start this mans whole career
我：屁声隆隆，黄金万两……
厕所：即将开启此人的职业生涯
at least govt offices, hotels, hosptals, multistory buildins can do that technology .....
至少政府机关、酒店、医院、多层建筑可以引进这个技术……
and in Japan they harvest the sewers for gold, getting 1 ounce for every ton of it...
在日本，人们从下水道污物里获取金子，每吨可赚到一盎司黄金……
win-win for me and tacobell
我和tacobell（注：一家快餐）之间的“双赢”
If I lived in Korea I would be a millionaire within days...
我要是住在韩国，没几天就能变成百万富翁……
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back then we mine bitcoin, now we mine shitcoin.
以前挖比特币，现在挖屎币
Why do I hear every single day something news and unexpected!
为什么我每天都会听到些意想不到的新闻！
Me with diarrhea: UNLIMITED POWER
我拉肚子了：无限的力量.
Finally, there''s something I can contribute to the society
我终于找到机会为社会做贡献了。
Imagine planning your meal to maximize your faecal production.
想象一下你会怎么去规划食谱，好让自己每天的“产量”最大化。
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gives new meaning to the phrase, "I get sheeet pay"
它给了“我拿到工资了”这句话一层新的含义.（注：sheeet=shit谐音梗）
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I thought of this in 6th grade and my SCIENCE teacher laughed at me..
六年级的时候我就想到过这个主意，还被教科学的老师嘲笑了。
BRUH, I THOUGHT THEY LITERALLY TURNED FECES INTO CURRENCY!!!!
我还以为他们是真的把粪便变成货币呢！！
South Korea is so underrated.
韩国是如此地被低估了。
assuming that there is no hidden cameras installed inside
前提是厕所里不能有隐藏的摄像头。
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This is the real digital currency
Based on "something"
Unlike crypto nothing
这可是绝对真实的数字货币，基于某些真实的“对标物”。
不想那些空气币。
My parents to me : Making money is very difficult
Me : Really?
我父母：孩子，赚钱可不是件容易事。
我：真的？
Girl: Oh! So what do you do for a living?
Boy: Its too Shitty.
女：哦！那么你靠什么谋生呢？
男：唉，都是些特屎的活儿。
I want to do this as a full time job
我想全职干这个
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Yeah, well, think about all this real hard when you sip your next cup of coffee....
嗯，当你开始喝咖啡的时候想到这个还是够难受的。
This toilet is the need of the hour. Evey country needs this
这种厕所是刚需！每个国家都需要！
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Dear, Indian government please use this idea the country will generate more than enough energy for the whole country.
亲爱的印度政府，请赶紧采纳这个主意！印度人民用它肯定会产出足够全国用的能源！
I was having my dinner. Thanks for making this video, south china morning post.
我正在吃饭的时候你们放出了这条视频……我可谢谢你了啊《华南早报》
If there is a leakage in the tank, imagine that smell
要是那个罐子漏了，想象一下那味道……
Currently doing my bit for the environment.
I jest. I haven't one of these… yet.
They should place several in Mexico and India; you'd be able to power Russia for a year, after what comes out within a day!
我为环保尽一了绵薄之力。
开玩笑的。我还没搞到一台这个。
他们应该在墨西哥和印度放几台。这样的话一天之内就能产出足够俄罗斯用一年的能源！
Give it to modhis government in india. They need it
赶紧送一台给印度的莫迪政府，他们需要这个。
this can actually save alot of money for students
这个真能帮学生们省不少钱.