#25
Really Great Laptop Performance With A Core I7

I7的笔记本电脑性能可真是太厉害了


Derek Liu 4 days ago
What happened to the poor laptop?

这台可怜的笔记本电脑到底咋了?



#26
Behold The Beauty Of Our Office Server

看看我们美丽的办公服务器


WilvanderHeijden 4 days ago
State of the art airco for a state of the art server room. Budget for PR is $10 million per year, budget for IT is $10 000 for 2 years.

最先进的空调,最前卫的服务器机房。公共预算是每年1000万美元,IT预算是2年1万美元。


Maurettis 4 days ago
Still cheaper than water cooling

这不比水冷便宜多了

Jace 4 days ago
This is a horror story, but specifically it’s a horror story of bad management who don’t want to dedicate a proper space to the office server systems... but still expect some employee(s) to manage it. It’s an employment horror story. Get out ASAP.

这也太糟糕了,具体说,这对后期维护简直就是灾难,谁不想弄个好机房方便管理。这对维护来说太可怕了。赶紧换家公司吧。

im.bored.person 4 days ago
i mean whatever works

我的观点是,能用就行

Keerthi Vardhan 4 days ago
Hope they have the opening on the back side of it to let the air pass.

希望他们能在机柜后面开个通风口。

#27
Electrician Friend Just Sent Me This, Found During A Portable Appliance Test

一个电工朋友刚刚发给我这个,是在测试一个便携电器时发现的


Robert T 4 days ago
And this is why we have portable appliance tests... That "fuse" will take far more current than the cable, so if it does overload the cable will melt and potentially cause a fire.

这就是为什么我们要测试手提电器的原因…这种“保险丝”的能承载的电流要比电缆大得多,所以如果出现接地现象,电缆就会熔化并可能引起火灾。

Jyri Hakola 4 days ago
Likely on most of the countries this same product is nevertheless sold with a power cable which has not an integrated fuse.

很可能在大多数国家,类似自带保险的电线插头很少有卖。





All's Gravy 4 days ago
What a great idea!

鬼才啊


#28
Lent It To A Friend...

借给朋友的笔记本还回来之后…


Ryan Deschanel 3 days ago
So... What happened here ?

嗯,这究竟是发生了什么?

Grant Barke 2 days ago
Install win 10 as many times as you want or until you run out of disk space. My record is 52 on a 1 terabyte drive, still had room left for more.

一个电脑上可以安N多个win10系统,直至你硬盘塞满为止。我的记录是在1TB的硬盘上安了52个win10系统,而且硬盘空间还有不少富余。




Susan Widomski 3 days ago
How do so many people have ants in their computers?

怎么这个电脑里咋钻进了这么多蚂蚁啊?

Suzanne Haigh 4 days ago
Aww them poor ants, suppose they now have to move on?

可怜的蚂蚁,这回可要是真的家破人亡了?



Llama_flower93 4 days ago
They had enough time to make larvae! *shudders*

它们居然还能有足够的时间产卵!好怕怕

#30
Someone Tried To Print From USB

这是要拷贝(打印) U盘么?


Jace 4 days ago
Someone dropped a USB storage device into the printer?

有人把U盘丢进打印机里了? 2

#31
Friends Computer Has Been Crashing For Like 3 Years

朋友家的电脑在近3年里总死机


Lauren Caswell 4 days ago (edited)
Ay! I remember when my dad replaced the cooling fan things years back on our home pc (he did 90s computer tech stuff so we had stuff at home for his work etc plus he bought and refurbished old parts from his work), he had them in bout 30 mins them *BOOM* *swearwords*, dad comes out covered in coffee and black soot. Checked the fan seperately, it was a dud, stopped after approx 1 min. Rang the computer place, 'oh no its specialist we aren't reresponsible blah' plus a bunch of condescending jargon. So dad brought it in and politely schooled them on how their faulty fan had toasted his new hard drive.

唉!我记得几年前,我爸给我家电脑换换风扇(他在90年代是修电脑的,所以我家里常备有他工作用的东西,而且他还能从他的公司买到二手电脑元器件),大约不到半小时老爸就搞定了他们,老爸黑着脸带着满身咖啡味骂骂咧咧走出书房。我单独检查了一下CPU风扇,感觉不太好用,转了不到一分钟就不转了。我拍了一下电脑,说“哦,不,这是专家能干的活,我们不行”,还发了一大堆牢骚。后来老爸把它又卸下来拿到公司,礼貌地告诉他们,这个破风扇是如何毁了他的新硬盘的。

Grant Barke 2 days ago
I doubt a faulty fan would toast a hard drive.

我就纳闷风扇不转怎么能损坏硬盘呢

#32
My New USB C Car Lighter

我的新式车用USB打火机


Coleonema 3 days ago
I heard Jim Carreys voice when I read this

看到这里,我耳边好像响起金凯利那杠铃般的坏笑声

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 days ago
Oh my lanta get it out of the car now! Don't waste time taking a picture of it!

我的天,赶紧把它从车里拿出来吧!别浪费时间给它拍照了!

#33
Got An Xbox 360 Controller In For Repair. Inside, I Found Multiple Dead Bugs And Everything Was Covered In A Fine, White Powder-Like Dust

待修中的Xbox 360游戏手柄。我在这里面发现好几只死虫子,里面所有东西上面都蒙着一层细小的白色粉末


engineer_nope.avi 4 days ago
Hmmmmm, wonder what that powder is.

嗯,这个粉末很可疑。

Miss Milixy 4 days ago
probably skin...

可能是手上的死皮



Yort 4 days ago
Could easily just be dust from the bugs.

也可能是死虫子风化后的东西

Hello ppl 4 days ago
Lets hope its not drugs

可别是毒品吧


#34
Stupidity Strikes Again. Now I've Got A 'Curved' Keyboard

一不留神,我电脑多出了个“曲面”键盘


Llewella 4 days ago
Please clean your laptop!

赶紧把你的笔记本先擦干净点把

The_tattered_hippie 3 days ago
It’s called “Ergonomic” geez!

这也可以说成是“人体工学”呢

Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
Just smack it a few times. That'll fix it.

掰一掰就能正过来了


#35
How Do Things Like This Happen

这到底是咋弄的?


Duncan 4 days ago
Most of those scratches will buff right out

浙商的裂痕大多都能被磨平的



Legoinsinööri 4 days ago
My son's phone got ran over by a tractor. Didn't get damaged that bad.

我儿子的手机被车轧了。也没坏的这么严重啊。


BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 days ago
It's like they forgot to put it together before putting it in the box

就像他们把它放进包装里前忘了拼起来似的

Jace 4 days ago
Is this a support/service request or an e-waste recycling return? That phone was obviously snapped in half. Was this an aggressive act of hate directed at Samsung support by a former customer? CONTEXT!!! Where is it?

这是保修客服收的吧,这部手机显然是被掰成两半。这是一个老客户针在对三星进行的报复攻击么?
#36 (牛头不对马嘴)

Criminal Poe Adapter

网络设备电源插头?


Sum Guy 4 days ago
What is this for?

这玩意是用来干什么的



DaVo 4 days ago
Blowing up the internet I guess.

我猜这都能给网络给炸了


Nat Hedley 4 days ago
Killing people.

害人的玩意

Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
He plugged that into his wifi router and his house melted.

要是把他插到无线路由器上,他家都能被烤化了吧

WilvanderHeijden 4 days ago
How to fry routers, modems and IP-camera's in seconds and live to tell the tale.

要是插上,几秒钟内炸掉路由器,调制解调器和网络摄像头,立竿见影现身说法
#37 (“机”载烟具)

Just Imagine The Smell

想象一下那个味道


James016 4 days ago
That's an actual thing???

这玩意能现实存在么?

J Gund 4 days ago (edited)
I googled and it is a real thing. Name is Thermaltake X-ray. Product Descxtion: Don't laugh... well, okay, you can laugh, but the Thermaltake X-Ray is a surprisingly practical product. The Thermaltake X-Ray is great for any home or office, allowing you to use cigarette adaptor accessories outside of your car. Besides that with the Thermaltake X-Ray you always have a place to keep your drinks, at home, and more importantly at LAN Parties. Now you don't have to worry about mixing drinks up with the people around. Plus, you'll be the weird guy who has a cigarette lighter and drink holder in their computer, doesn't get much better than that, does it? The beverage holder portion has an eject button, and can be closed when not in use.

我百度了一下,这是真的。这东西叫Thermaltake X-ray。产品功能:别笑…好吧,除了忍不住,不过Thermaltake x光盘机确是一个比较实用的产品。这玩意非常适合你居家办公使用,让你可以享受车载点烟器的方便。除此之外,有了这玩意,你就有地方放喝的了,在家里,尤其是在进行网上对战时。现在你可以放心大胆地一个人独享饮料了。另外,你会成为电脑里有打火机和杯架的怪人,再也没有什么比这更酷的了,是吧?饮料架部分有一个凸出的按钮,不想用的时候就可以按下按钮让它收回去。

Robert T 4 days ago
Well that's slightly better than I was thinking - I thought the cup holder was an ashtray!

好吧,这比我想象的要好一点,我还以为那上的杯架是烟灰缸呢!

Cain Hargreaves 4 days ago
Remember that prank email where Coca-Cola was supposedly giving out free drink holders if you clicked this button--and then your CD-ROM tray would pop out? It became a reality somehow and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

还记得那个捉弄人的邮件吗?据说可口可乐公司会提供免费饮料架,如果你点击邮件里的那个按钮,你的CD光盘托盘就会弹出来。不知怎么的,这一切居然变成了现实,我不确定这样做是否合适。

Jon Steensen 4 days ago
But who would want any liquid that close to their computer? All I see is a terrible disaster waiting to happen. It is bad enough that people regularly spill coffe into their keybords, but soaking the computer itself must be far worse.

难道就没人担心水离电脑那么近不危险么?我只看到一场可怕的灾难即将发生

Lauren Caswell 4 days ago
That took me so long to realise that isn't a blimming car dashboard

我盯了很长时间才意识到那不是一个银光色的汽车表盘

jamie1707 4 days ago
They sell that on Amazon, but mercifully it's no longer available. A friend bought one back in '13. ? You're going to use that ash tray and allow your machine to breath in smoke? Or put a beverage that close to your computer?

这玩意以前在亚马逊上有卖,但幸运的是现在已经没有了。我朋友在2013年买了一套? 你想让电脑吸进烟灰缸里的烟么?或是在电脑旁边放一杯饮料?

#38
Saw The Other Post About Ethernet Rewiring And Reminded Me Of This. It Worked Fine For Almost A Week Until I Replaced It With A Proper Cable

看过另一篇关于网络布线的文章,让我灵光一闪。这玩意用了快一个星期了,直到我换了一个更合适的电缆


Geoff C. 4 days ago
Yikes... with the money it cost for eight of those Wago connectors you could have bought an ethernet cable long enough to go to the moon and back

呵……居然用了8个接线子接线,你完全可以买一条全新的网线嘛,长度足以往返月球



Bill 4 days ago
Somebody needs their license pulled. 18" seperation between power and data cables

干这事的人该下岗了吧,电源和数据线之间至少得有半米间隔啊



Power Supply Didn’t Fit, I Guess This Works?

这电源怎么会放不进机箱里呢,这还能用么?


engineer_nope.avi 4 days ago
That setup looks so dusty, never mind the power supply.

先不说电源,这机箱也太埋汰了吧



M O'Connell 4 days ago
I recently re-capped an HP printer power supply, the supply itself was branded internally by Sony. I thought that was weird.

之前我修了一个惠普电源,让人奇怪的是,电源虽然是惠普的,但电源内部用的却是索尼的元器件。


How To Make Sure Ideas Hold Water

终极冷却(怎样才能确保这玩意放稳啊)


Vic 4 days ago
Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you should :-)

仅仅因为你能做到,并不意味着你就可以这么做

J Gund 4 days ago
Modern problems require modern solutions

现代的问题需要现代的解决方案

Hayhaypaula 4 days ago
A great way to hide your homebuilt gaming pc! Crooks won't touch it!

极为巧妙的电脑伪装,小偷基本连碰都不会去碰一下的

Mark Johansen 4 days ago
Suddenly gives me many ideas.

这让我脑洞大开



Lauren Caswell 4 days ago
Bah, says I

切,这是在说我么


Jace 4 days ago
Huh. It never occurred to me that they’re literally half the length of the larger type. How old is this kid? I’m thinking he shouldn’t be building computers yet if he’s too young to exercise the minimum effort on reading instructions and ordering parts. ALSO: do the submission forms filter out apostrophes, or are submitters just this bad with spelling possessives?

嗯。这情况还真是头一次见,这个内存条才只有插口长度一半大。这孩子到底多大?我在想,要是孩子太小,连说明书都看不明白,不知道买那种规格的内存条,他就不应该自己装电脑。还有有的内存颗粒上的信息都快看不见了,装的时候怎么就没注意到这点么?



Lexipoo 4 days ago
My dad would freak if he saw these.

要是我老爸看到这种情况肯定会疯掉的。要

Camilla Koutsos 3 days ago
This makes my teeth itch. Seriously jonesing for some cable porn...

看的感觉太让人糟心了

Lunar Bicycle 3 days ago
In 2007 I started work at a medical company, you know, where a lot of private health information is kept. The company’s 80 computers were a mix of XP, ‘98, NT and 2000 on a peer-to-peer network, and the “server” was just an old desktop running ‘95. No antivirus, no firewall, no password protocols at all. The soon to be fired IT Director said antivirus software was unnecessary “if you were smart.”

2007年,我开始在一家医疗公司工作,你知道,那里有很多私人病例信息。这家公司局域网上连着80太装有不同操作系统的电脑什么XP、WIN98、NT和2000的全都有,而“服务器”只是一台运行WIN95的老台式机。这个所谓的“服务器”没有杀毒软件,没有防火墙,没有密码协议。这位就要下岗的IT主管还说,“如果你够聪明的话”,就没必要去装什么杀毒软件。



Hans 1 year ago
This is a very accurate descxtion.

这是一个相当准确的描述。


Sel Bonda 1 year ago
Bird attempted "selfies"!

小鸟是想来个“自拍”吧

Biljana Malesevic 1 year ago
Give camera to the bird and buy a new one, please!

把这台监控让给那只鸟,然后再换个新的!

LemonyLickit 12 months ago
They've got a bird's-eye view.

他们有 “鸟瞰图”了。

Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Nice birdhouse... very modern.

鸟窝真漂亮,相当前卫
#44 (饶了我吧)



Panda Kicki 1 year ago
Oh, that face!

哦,那是张脸

80 Van 1 year ago
It looks like a Thomas the Tank Engine train when Sir Topham Hatt catches them doing something wrong.

这看起来就像托普汉姆·哈特爵士发现托马斯火车头做错事时的表情。

Daniel Mason 1 year ago
Yes!! I'm glad I'm not the only one to see that!

哈,我正想这么说

Ray Martin 1 year ago
I had a very similar one like this. Something to note is that personal heaters and fans were prohibited so as to not affect the air conditioning. We were rolling out new PCs to Call Centre staff, each one costing $2,800. I had installed five and was doing the sixth when I could smell burning. One of the staff had turned on a heater at full power facing the PC and it had literally melted the fascia, destroying also the CD/DVD unit, and the motherboard and CPU were damaged. It was a complete write-off. Brand new, it had been in use for less than twenty minutes before being destroyed.

我有跟这差不多类似的经历。这里需要注意的是,为了不影响电脑散热,在它附近禁止使用小太阳。之前我们向呼叫中心的工作人员提供了新的个人电脑,每台售价2800美元。当时我已装了5台,正想装六台,我闻到了一股烧焦味。一名工作人员把电脑对面的小太阳功率档位开到了最大,把它前面的电脑面板都给吹化了,CD机,主板和CPU都给烫坏了。这台机器彻底玩蛋。一台全新电脑只用了不到20分钟就被毁了。


deanna woods 1 year ago
Who in their right mind would put a heater near a computer?

哪个头脑正常的人会把取暖用的小太阳放在电脑旁边?



Slixman 1 year ago
'I saw a red floor and i want it painted black'

“我不喜欢红色的地板,我想把它涂成黑色”

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 1 year ago
Well why did no one take him out into the back yard? Poor thing probably held that in for years

那为什么没人把它搬到外面去?这可怜的家伙可能憋了好几年了吧

Sam Cheung 1 year ago
I'm surprised there isn't an outline of a human somewhere here.

我很惊讶这地上居然没出现个人形轮廓。

SweetCee 1 year ago
It just sneezed. god bless you.

只是只是打了个喷嚏,老天爷保佑你

#46
First Day On Job; Set Up Those 4 Wireless Speakers For You.

第一天上班就装了4个大号的无线音箱。


Ola Polowczyk 1 year ago
And here, dear children, you can see speakers resting in their natural habitat

请看这里,亲爱的孩子们,你可以看到音箱正在他们的自然栖息地休息

Paul K. Johnson 1 year ago
To the right we see a male attempting to attract the attention of a female who has ignored his advances thus far. Scientists believe the Wireless Horn Tweeter mates for life unlike the Lesser Horned Tweeter and the Wired Shelfie who, for lack of a better term, are total sluts.

请网右边看,我们可以看到一只试图吸引雌性注意的雄性音箱,而雌性迄今为止一直忽视它的追求。科学家们认为,“无线喇叭”型推特用户与“小喇叭”型推特用户和“有线Shelfie”型推特用户不同,如果找不到更好的词来形容它们的话,它们绝对能配得上荡妇这个词。

Grant Barke 1 year ago
Nothing wrong here, that is how you mount them. Those are the antennas for the wireless speakers.

你没错,就是这么装的。那些是无线大喇叭的信号接收天线。
#47(古墓丽影)

Ancient Temple Of Asus

上古神庙


Alan Smith 1 year ago
still looks like an egyptian ruin at first glance. XD

乍一看还真像似古埃及废墟,哈哈


elia 84631 1 year ago
I wish Indiana Jones did a movie about this

真希望《夺宝奇兵》能拍一部有关这个的电影

Monika Soffronow 1 year ago
So did I. "Never trust what you hear and only half of what you see" is as good a piece of advice as ever!

常言到。“永远不要相信你所听到的,而你所眼见的也不要全部相信”,这是一句到任何时候都不会过时的箴言!

Binxyminxem 1 year ago
It looks like a mini model of a set for star trek to me!

在我看来,它就像《星际迷航》的迷你布景!



Panda Kicki 1 year ago
Lucky it was just a mess and not a fire...

幸好只是一片狼藉,没着火


fainasKeturatis 1 year ago
It would be so interesting to know if it recovered or not.

比较有意思,不过这电脑还能用么

#49
I Should Tell Them It's Not A Touch Screen...

我应该警告大家这不是触摸屏


Roger Callon 1 year ago
I would put a plastic blanket/ barrier over the screen to prevent the screen becoming a Covid 19 transmission station

我会在屏幕上贴上保护膜,以避免屏幕成为新冠病毒的中转站


WilvanderHeijden 1 year ago
Doesn't matter. Most end-users use their fingers to read what's on the screen.

常有的事。大多数用户都是用手指捋着屏幕上的内容看的。




Chris Watson 1 year ago
What a filthy environment

这也太脏了吧

Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Also happens when people put their PCs on a carpeted floor rather than raised on a solid surface, like the top of the desk.

要是电脑放在地板上铺着的地毯,而想放在桌面那样放在坚实的地面上时,就会出现这种情况。


#51
“My Space Heater Stopped Working”

我家的电暖气不热了


Blakkur Sverrir 1 year ago
Don't worry. Will be heating again, soon

别担心。孩子,再过一阵你就又会再热起来的。

N G 1 year ago
Never ever plug heaters into extension cords

千万不要将小太阳插到带延长线的插排上

#52
Plugging In Your USB Receiver With A Hammer For That Flush Mounted Look

我终于把蓝牙接收器给插结实了


Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 1 year ago
This one is painful to look at...

这个看起来好像哪里不对劲

#53
My Friend Drilled Holes In His Mouse To Make It Lighter So It Would Give Him An "Advantage

我一朋友为了鼠标用起来能更轻便于是就往他的鼠标上钻下许多眼,这样他就能立于不败之地


TheDivineMs.M 1 year ago
Advantage of what????

到底有啥优势???

Nupraptor 1 year ago
"Competitive Gamers" think that a lighter mouse will let them lift it faster, thus giving them an advantage. Some companies actually sell mice like this.

网络对战玩家,认为更轻的鼠标能够让他们更迅速地移动鼠标,从而获得优势。有些公司实际上就有卖这种类似鼠标的

Finux Leong 1 year ago
This man was ahead of his time


这个家伙已经先人一步了

Elsker 1 year ago
i guess that was easier than buying a new lighter gamingmouse?

我想这比买一个更轻的游戏鼠标要省钱
#54 (我的U盘终于给插进去了)

“My Flash Drive Won’t Show Up And I’ve Literally Tried Everything!”

我U盘里的信息怎么就读不出来呢,而且我真的什么都试过了


Mark
Other than plugging in into the right port!

难道你就不能换个口插么,你插错地方啦

LSR
Let's hope this idiot doesn´t use same approach for sex...

让我们祈祷这个白痴不要用同样的方法去和女票啪啪。

your_lesbian_friend
the usb port is literally right next to it lmao

它旁边就是个U盘接口,简直笑死我了

Id row

Stuart Tamanaha 1 year ago
Actually, a very common problem!

其实,出这种事不新鲜的