这都是啥玩楞！？倒霉糗事一箩筐（上）
50 Times The Universe Said “No” To People
译文简介
尴尬是什么？
正文翻译
Liucija Adomaite and Denis TymulisWhen all the tiny, invisible angels that are supposed to be sitting on your shoulder flee and karma is put on hold, and you roll the dice and get 0, and… Guys, we are all, at some point in our lives, one bunch of very unlucky people.
To find out what luck even means, we could look at the definition from Merriam-Webster dictionary, which reads “a force that brings good fortune or adversity; Luck was a big factor in the outcome.” Or we could better see the real-life examples where this magical force has somehow vanished, leaving no trace.
And thanks to the subreddit r/FacePalm, we now have an endless archive of unfortunate moments, sometimes embarrassing and sometimes plain pitiful.
本应守护你身边的幸运小天使开小差的时候，你做什么都会遇到不顺心的事情，伙计们，在人生的某个阶段，我们都是一群倒霉蛋。
想知道幸运的含义是什么么，我们可以看看韦氏词典里对它的定义，它是“一种带来好运或厄运的力量;运气是决定结果的一个重要因素。或者我们最好看看现实生活中这股神奇的力量离你而去时的例子。
幸亏reddit上提供了FacePalm版块，可以记录下我们遇到的各种倒霉、尴尬，或是令人深感遗憾的时刻。
1、This Guy Has Had It Rough
郁闷小哥
郁闷小哥
"Lose right arm and break my left hand. Friend gives me this shirt"
没了右臂，左手骨折，然后好哥们给了我这件衬衫。（注：衬衫上写着，高兴你就拍拍手）
Doggo Froggo
The best friend ever!
最佳损友
The best friend ever!
最佳损友
Deborah B
That is clearly a friend worth having.
这显然是一个值得拥有的朋友。
That is clearly a friend worth having.
这显然是一个值得拥有的朋友。
Foxxy (The Original)
Round of applause for your thoughtful friend.
为你体贴的朋友鼓掌吧
Round of applause for your thoughtful friend.
为你体贴的朋友鼓掌吧
Vanta Black
"I still have two good legs."
幸好我还有两条腿
"I still have two good legs."
幸好我还有两条腿
Mewton’s Third Paw
Wow I wonder what happened.
哇哦，我很好奇这家伙碰到了什么倒霉事
Wow I wonder what happened.
哇哦，我很好奇这家伙碰到了什么倒霉事
TheBookwormPotato
Lol I’d probably give this to a friend if this happened to them
哈哈哈，要是我朋友这样，我也会给他买个这样婶的衬衫的
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Lol I’d probably give this to a friend if this happened to them
哈哈哈，要是我朋友这样，我也会给他买个这样婶的衬衫的
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We think of people who, it appears, find happiness in whatever they do as the lucky ones. It seems like they were born under a lucky star, meaning one is born this way while another isn’t.
In many cultures across the world, there are even lucky charms and symbols specifically made to draw in fortune and success, like a rabbit’s foot, ladybug, horseshoe, dreamcatcher, and so on.
But according to Neil Farber, a certified life coach and hypnotherapist, the so-called "lucky" people differ from the unlucky ones not because we were born different, but because we put different amounts of work into what we are trying to achieve.
我们认为那些无论做什么都能找到幸福的人是幸运的。他们似乎是在幸运女神的眷顾下出生的，不过这意味着有的人是这样，而有的人不是。
在世界各地的许多文化中，甚至还有专门用来描绘财富和成功的幸运符和符号，比如兔脚、瓢虫、马蹄铁、捕梦网等等。
但据人生导师和催眠治疗师尼尔·法伯的说法，人们所谓的“幸运”或不幸，并不是因为我们生来有别，而是因为我们为实现目标付出了不同的努力。
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In many cultures across the world, there are even lucky charms and symbols specifically made to draw in fortune and success, like a rabbit’s foot, ladybug, horseshoe, dreamcatcher, and so on.
But according to Neil Farber, a certified life coach and hypnotherapist, the so-called "lucky" people differ from the unlucky ones not because we were born different, but because we put different amounts of work into what we are trying to achieve.
我们认为那些无论做什么都能找到幸福的人是幸运的。他们似乎是在幸运女神的眷顾下出生的，不过这意味着有的人是这样，而有的人不是。
在世界各地的许多文化中，甚至还有专门用来描绘财富和成功的幸运符和符号，比如兔脚、瓢虫、马蹄铁、捕梦网等等。
但据人生导师和催眠治疗师尼尔·法伯的说法，人们所谓的“幸运”或不幸，并不是因为我们生来有别，而是因为我们为实现目标付出了不同的努力。
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2、Kitty Found A Comfy Bed
猫猫：哎~这床不错
猫猫：哎~这床不错
Hilary Mol
"If a crime you commits, I sits."
谁要是罪犯，我就趴在谁身上
Rowlie
It's ok officers, I got him
警察叔叔，我搞定他了
It's ok officers, I got him
警察叔叔，我搞定他了
Night Owl
It's a dry and warm place *shrug*
唉~发现一个既干燥又暖和的地方。
It's a dry and warm place *shrug*
唉~发现一个既干燥又暖和的地方。
7 Second Ninja
I've got a feline he's going to jail.
我还抓住了一只猫，它也应该进监狱
I've got a feline he's going to jail.
我还抓住了一只猫，它也应该进监狱
3、This Pedestrian In Particular
闪照
闪照
"Somebody's day was ruined"
某人的一天被毁了
Johnny Rodriguez
Banksy?
涂鸦？
Banksy?
涂鸦？
Asi Bassey
my thoughts exactly!
跟我想的一样
my thoughts exactly!
跟我想的一样
CD Mills
I laughed so hard at this because I've been on the receiving end of this scenario!
笑死我了，我就是老被泥水溅一身
I laughed so hard at this because I've been on the receiving end of this scenario!
笑死我了，我就是老被泥水溅一身
Stille20
The outline is too perfect
这个人形轮廓简直太完美了
The outline is too perfect
这个人形轮廓简直太完美了
DC
Anyone know where this was taken? Green/White looks like the Hannoverian Busses from the nineties, but I'm not sure which model this is ... looks like an MAN, those that were available as Diesel and CNG version ... may it be this was in Hannover?
有人知道这是在哪里拍的吗?绿白相间的巴士看起来像是在90年代，但我不确定这是哪个车型…墙上的那个看起来好像是个男人，巴士是烧油气的么…也许这是在汉诺威?
Anyone know where this was taken? Green/White looks like the Hannoverian Busses from the nineties, but I'm not sure which model this is ... looks like an MAN, those that were available as Diesel and CNG version ... may it be this was in Hannover?
有人知道这是在哪里拍的吗?绿白相间的巴士看起来像是在90年代，但我不确定这是哪个车型…墙上的那个看起来好像是个男人，巴士是烧油气的么…也许这是在汉诺威?
I’m A Black Cat
It's Tallinn, Estonia. That bus is contemorary though and that building is still there. So the picture is not exactly as old as the internet
这是爱沙尼亚，塔林。那辆巴士是现代的，那栋大楼还在那里。所以这张照片并不是老图了
It's Tallinn, Estonia. That bus is contemorary though and that building is still there. So the picture is not exactly as old as the internet
这是爱沙尼亚，塔林。那辆巴士是现代的，那栋大楼还在那里。所以这张照片并不是老图了
Marcellus the Third
The clue is you graffiti the outline, with a transparent non-absorbing finish. So the muddy water rolls off the outline, where it accumulates elsewhere. Otherwise this outline is gone the second the next buss passes, splashed over.
这是涂鸦，是用不沾水的涂料画的，泥水会从轮廓边上淌下来流到一边，若不然下一辆巴士路过后，这个涂鸦就被溅到的泥水盖住了。
The clue is you graffiti the outline, with a transparent non-absorbing finish. So the muddy water rolls off the outline, where it accumulates elsewhere. Otherwise this outline is gone the second the next buss passes, splashed over.
这是涂鸦，是用不沾水的涂料画的，泥水会从轮廓边上淌下来流到一边，若不然下一辆巴士路过后，这个涂鸦就被溅到的泥水盖住了。
EA
Iron Man 3?
钢铁侠三？
Iron Man 3?
钢铁侠三？
Vanta Black
No, this photo is better.
不，这照片不比那强多了
No, this photo is better.
不，这照片不比那强多了
Neil, who says “many people have considered me to be a lucky person,” doesn’t see it that way and he lists all the different features that separate the lucky.
First, they are being proactive. “'Lucky' people make things happen. They are proactive rather than reactive. They make their future. And when you can take responsibility for your words, actions, and behavior, you have more control of your destiny."
Second, while most of us are blind to opportunities in front of us, successful people are opportunists. “They have the ability to take advantage of novel and often concealed opportunities when they arise,” Neil Farber explains.
人生导师尼尔说“很多人都认为我是一个幸运的人”，但他自己却不这么认为，他列出了区分幸运的一切不同特征。
首先，只要积极主动就会遇到“幸运”的事情。他们是主动的，而不是被动的。他们创造自己的未来。当你能为自己的言行负责时，你就能更好地掌控自己的命运。”
其次，我们大多数人对摆在我们面前的机会视而不见，而成功人则是善于抓住机会。尼尔解释说:“只不过他们有抓住稍瞬即逝的机遇的能力。”
First, they are being proactive. “'Lucky' people make things happen. They are proactive rather than reactive. They make their future. And when you can take responsibility for your words, actions, and behavior, you have more control of your destiny."
Second, while most of us are blind to opportunities in front of us, successful people are opportunists. “They have the ability to take advantage of novel and often concealed opportunities when they arise,” Neil Farber explains.
人生导师尼尔说“很多人都认为我是一个幸运的人”，但他自己却不这么认为，他列出了区分幸运的一切不同特征。
首先，只要积极主动就会遇到“幸运”的事情。他们是主动的，而不是被动的。他们创造自己的未来。当你能为自己的言行负责时，你就能更好地掌控自己的命运。”
其次，我们大多数人对摆在我们面前的机会视而不见，而成功人则是善于抓住机会。尼尔解释说:“只不过他们有抓住稍瞬即逝的机遇的能力。”
4、In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River
1998年，洪都拉斯在乔路特卡河上建了一座桥，但飓风令河流改道，让这座桥白建了
1998年，洪都拉斯在乔路特卡河上建了一座桥，但飓风令河流改道，让这座桥白建了
EA
Trolled by nature
大自然的力量
The weird one!
lol true
哈哈，确实
lol true
哈哈，确实
Gata Nick
Pfft, just push it over the river. 10-12 guys should suffice I reckon
把他挪到河上面，我估么着十几人就能搞定了
Madison Feehan
*Mother nature cackles*
大自然母亲在窃笑中
Cleo bird
ok but is anyone going to talk about how pretty the landscape is
好吧，，不过，难道就没有人注意到这里的风景有多美么！
ok but is anyone going to talk about how pretty the landscape is
好吧，，不过，难道就没有人注意到这里的风景有多美么！
Mewton’s Third Paw
Uh, where’s the rest of the road though?
桥连接两边的路都哪去了？
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Uh, where’s the rest of the road though?
桥连接两边的路都哪去了？
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Tiari
Probably got washed away.
当然是被洪水冲没了呗
Probably got washed away.
当然是被洪水冲没了呗
M O'Connell
The embankments leading up to the bridge were washed away. They were rebuilt in 2003, reconnecting the bridge to the highway system.
桥两边的护堤都被冲走了。2003他们都进行了重建，新的大桥连接新的高速公路。
The embankments leading up to the bridge were washed away. They were rebuilt in 2003, reconnecting the bridge to the highway system.
桥两边的护堤都被冲走了。2003他们都进行了重建，新的大桥连接新的高速公路。
Marcellus the Third
At least they have an excuse... Belgium used to have dozens of such unconnected bridges with no 'natural' explanation. See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_to_nowhere
至少他们还有借口…比利时以前就有几十座这样孤孤单单的的桥，也没有天灾什么的解释。
At least they have an excuse... Belgium used to have dozens of such unconnected bridges with no 'natural' explanation. See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_to_nowhere
至少他们还有借口…比利时以前就有几十座这样孤孤单单的的桥，也没有天灾什么的解释。
Jo Choto
I didn't even know that was possible.
没想到，居然还能出现这种情形
I didn't even know that was possible.
没想到，居然还能出现这种情形
The Dave
Dang nature, you scary!
该死的大自然，你也太可怕了
Dang nature, you scary!
该死的大自然，你也太可怕了
TheBookwormPotato
Wow the river must have really hated that bridge
哇哦~我猜这条河一定很讨厌这座桥
Wow the river must have really hated that bridge
哇哦~我猜这条河一定很讨厌这座桥
AndersM
And they still talk about best solution. Move the bridge or the river?
他们可能还在讨论最佳解决方案。比如是挪桥还是让这条河改道?
And they still talk about best solution. Move the bridge or the river?
他们可能还在讨论最佳解决方案。比如是挪桥还是让这条河改道?
Robert T
We're gonna need a bigger bridge.
看来我们得需要盖一座更大的桥了
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We're gonna need a bigger bridge.
看来我们得需要盖一座更大的桥了
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Stacy S.
Mother Nature is always in charge. She is my almighty Goddess. I see her everyday. - Hippie Gurrrrl.
大自然母亲一直在掌管一切。她是我全能的女神。我天天都要跟她打交道
Mother Nature is always in charge. She is my almighty Goddess. I see her everyday. - Hippie Gurrrrl.
大自然母亲一直在掌管一切。她是我全能的女神。我天天都要跟她打交道
mehoi
The hurricane managed to move the river but the bridge didn't budge? That's gotta be a pretty good bridge!
飓风能使河流改道，但桥却一点没事?这桥的质量一定很不错!
The hurricane managed to move the river but the bridge didn't budge? That's gotta be a pretty good bridge!
飓风能使河流改道，但桥却一点没事?这桥的质量一定很不错!
Stephanie Did It
But where is the road the bridge is supposed to connect to? It's just a bridge in the middle of nothing!
但是这座桥应该连的是哪条路呢?就像虚无之中凭空出现了一座桥，感觉太玄幻了!
But where is the road the bridge is supposed to connect to? It's just a bridge in the middle of nothing!
但是这座桥应该连的是哪条路呢?就像虚无之中凭空出现了一座桥，感觉太玄幻了!
5、You Suck Gregg
格雷你个傻帽
格雷你个傻帽
The whole world population moved to Mars,but they accidently forgot you. You wake upand you're all alone on earth. What would you do?
问：全世界的人都跑到了火星，却独独把你忘在地球上。当你一觉醒来，发现自己孤零零一个人时。你会怎样做?
l'd go to Gregg's house and take back my fucking Dreamcast that I KNOW he took. Fuck you Gregg what are gonna do now bitch ass Mars boy.
答：我肯定先去格雷家把我借给他的游戏机给拿回来，我知道就是他给拿走的，去你M的格雷，傻了吧，你这个火星小子。
答：我肯定先去格雷家把我借给他的游戏机给拿回来，我知道就是他给拿走的，去你M的格雷，傻了吧，你这个火星小子。
Madison Feehan
I think I like this idea.
这个想法不错
I think I like this idea.
这个想法不错
BabyBooby
Amen.....humans get gone, leave pets
阿门…人类要是都消失了，那些宠物该怎么办啊
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Amen.....humans get gone, leave pets
阿门…人类要是都消失了，那些宠物该怎么办啊
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You are Beautiful (He,Him)
Pee with door open
站在家大门口冲着大街撒尿
Pee with door open
站在家大门口冲着大街撒尿
Robyn
pfft i would steal all the comfy hoodies
我会去把所有的comfy hoodies牌子的东西全给拿走
pfft i would steal all the comfy hoodies
我会去把所有的comfy hoodies牌子的东西全给拿走
Mewton’s Third Paw
How on earth does this fit the topic?
你们说的这都啥跟啥，这跟这贴主题有一毛关系么。
How on earth does this fit the topic?
你们说的这都啥跟啥，这跟这贴主题有一毛关系么。
Vanta Black
Live with everyone else on a barren rock like a sucker! Good luck breathing on an un-terraformed planet, jackass!
像个傻瓜一样和其他人一起住在兔子不拉屎的大石头上!祝你们在还没经改造的星球上能喘气，混蛋!
Live with everyone else on a barren rock like a sucker! Good luck breathing on an un-terraformed planet, jackass!
像个傻瓜一样和其他人一起住在兔子不拉屎的大石头上!祝你们在还没经改造的星球上能喘气，混蛋!
Gasper B.
What if Gregg took it with him to Mars?
要是格雷把游戏机也带上火星了呢？
What if Gregg took it with him to Mars?
要是格雷把游戏机也带上火星了呢？
6、Turtle Of Destruction
倔强的乌龟
倔强的乌龟
Lydia Dean-Melchior
Poor turtle. I hope he isn't affected by the lime in the cement.
可怜的乌龟。我希望他不会被水泥里的石灰伤害到。
Eliška Hůlková
When cement is mixed with water, lime changes into limestone, which is harmless. So I think the turtle is all right.
水泥和水混合后，石灰就变成无害的石灰石。所以我认海龟没啥事。
When cement is mixed with water, lime changes into limestone, which is harmless. So I think the turtle is all right.
水泥和水混合后，石灰就变成无害的石灰石。所以我认海龟没啥事。
Mewton’s Third Paw
Stop taking pics and help it!
别看笑话了，赶紧帮帮它吧
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Stop taking pics and help it!
别看笑话了，赶紧帮帮它吧
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Mel Schmidt
I wonder why that someone who took the picture did not get the Tortoise out of the wet concrete and washed his or her feet off?
我不知道拍这张照片的人为什么没有把乌龟从潮湿的混凝土中抱出来，给他洗洗呢?
I wonder why that someone who took the picture did not get the Tortoise out of the wet concrete and washed his or her feet off?
我不知道拍这张照片的人为什么没有把乌龟从潮湿的混凝土中抱出来，给他洗洗呢?
Robert T
Well he's turtly destroyed that.
一切全都被这只乌龟给毁了
Well he's turtly destroyed that.
一切全都被这只乌龟给毁了
Kathryn Baylis
Turtles leave interesting tread marks. But yeah, get him out of there ASAP. Chemicals in cement burn skin, plus you don’t want it to harden.
海龟留下的小脚印挺有意思。但不过还是尽快把它给弄出来。因为水泥中的化学物质会灼伤皮肤，而且你也不想让它变硬。
Turtles leave interesting tread marks. But yeah, get him out of there ASAP. Chemicals in cement burn skin, plus you don’t want it to harden.
海龟留下的小脚印挺有意思。但不过还是尽快把它给弄出来。因为水泥中的化学物质会灼伤皮肤，而且你也不想让它变硬。
7、The Biggest Bruh Moment In History
费那么大的劲好不容易爬到山顶，你就给我拍成这样？
费那么大的劲好不容易爬到山顶，你就给我拍成这样？
My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is...
我的朋友请了两个礼拜的假，去了非洲，爬上乞力马扎罗山，为慈善事业筹集了30多万欧元。经过7天的努力攀爬，他终于登上了顶峰，当时那里零下25度，他叫导游用他快没电的iPhone给他巅峰时刻拍个纪念照。然鹅……
Hilary Mol
"...the guide was never heard from again."
后来…导游从此杳无音信了
"...the guide was never heard from again."
后来…导游从此杳无音信了
ℜ ℭ
He probably *accidentally* fell off the side.
当时那个导游可能会“不小心”从悬崖边摔了下去。
He probably *accidentally* fell off the side.
当时那个导游可能会“不小心”从悬崖边摔了下去。
Vanta Black
"Those are totally my knees! Ask my mum!"
照片里的那俩腿是我的， 不信你们问我妈
"Those are totally my knees! Ask my mum!"
照片里的那俩腿是我的， 不信你们问我妈
Timmy
You are climbing a mountain in Africa and you don't take an actual camera?
去非洲爬山，你还不带上一个专业的相机？
You are climbing a mountain in Africa and you don't take an actual camera?
去非洲爬山，你还不带上一个专业的相机？
Johnny Rodriguez
Nice pants..
裤子不错，哪儿买的？
Nice pants..
裤子不错，哪儿买的？
Ivy Ruonakoski
The battery does indeed die faster in cold temperatures.
温度太低的话，手机电池里的点会很快会被耗光的。
The battery does indeed die faster in cold temperatures.
温度太低的话，手机电池里的点会很快会被耗光的。
Blue Mar
It doesn't surprise me that iPhone battery died
iPhone手机电池没电？这我一点也不惊讶!
It doesn't surprise me that iPhone battery died
iPhone手机电池没电？这我一点也不惊讶!
Alexis Davar
What a nice picture! ish
拍的多好啊~
What a nice picture! ish
拍的多好啊~
Third, successful people are being flexible. You see, life is dynamic and many things don't simply depend on us. “Appreciating the dynamics of life and being able to go with the flow provides enormous advantages to finding new ways of doing things or getting places or creating opportunities.”
Taking advantage of new things is key, whatever they may be, and there’s always a good side to whatever happens. In fact, luck has a lot to do with your perspective of things, which directly affects your behavior and decisions.
第三，成功人士处事灵活。你看，生活是变化的，很多事情并不仅仅取决于我们的主观意识。“学会欣赏生活，善于发现、寻找做事的新方法，以达到目的或创造机会。”
捕捉新事物是关键，无论它们是什么，无论发生什么，总会有好的一面。事实上，运气与你看待事物的角度有很大关系，它直接影响你的行为和决定。
Taking advantage of new things is key, whatever they may be, and there’s always a good side to whatever happens. In fact, luck has a lot to do with your perspective of things, which directly affects your behavior and decisions.
第三，成功人士处事灵活。你看，生活是变化的，很多事情并不仅仅取决于我们的主观意识。“学会欣赏生活，善于发现、寻找做事的新方法，以达到目的或创造机会。”
捕捉新事物是关键，无论它们是什么，无论发生什么，总会有好的一面。事实上，运气与你看待事物的角度有很大关系，它直接影响你的行为和决定。
8、F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!
去你的史蒂文，不是迈克，不是杰克，也不是鲍勃，就是你——史蒂文!
去你的史蒂文，不是迈克，不是杰克，也不是鲍勃，就是你——史蒂文!
Hi Steven
Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky,immoral, unfaithful,poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape.
Your(soon-to-be-ex) Wife,Emily
p.s. I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account.
（广告牌上写着）
史蒂文：
这下你没法装看不见了吧？
让你偷女人，你这个肮脏，卑鄙，人面兽心，狼心狗肺，阳痿的混蛋。你的那些破事全都给录下来了。
（落款）你（很快就会成为你前妻的）的妻子，艾米丽
顺便加一句：广告钱是我从我俩共同账户出的
Doggo Froggo
If that is real, that is mean. Deserved, I am sure, but, just wow.
这要是真的,那就意味着。我只想说，佩服~。
If that is real, that is mean. Deserved, I am sure, but, just wow.
这要是真的,那就意味着。我只想说，佩服~。
Lu
I pray there isn’t another Steven with a wife named Emily who read this.
万一要是有另一对夫妻也叫史蒂夫和艾米丽的，看到这个那可就有意思了
I pray there isn’t another Steven with a wife named Emily who read this.
万一要是有另一对夫妻也叫史蒂夫和艾米丽的，看到这个那可就有意思了
TheBookwormPotato
That is really hard core petty. I like it.
这广告打的真硬，不过我喜欢
That is really hard core petty. I like it.
这广告打的真硬，不过我喜欢
9、F You Poland
凸你个波兰
凸你个波兰
What pedestrians look like across Europe
IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE ISWALKING AWAY FROM POLAND
欧洲各个国家的红路灯上的人形灯样子
怎么看都像是在躲开波兰似的
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Marta Dyrgała
I'm polish and considering what's happening in Poland since current gov. was chosen, I am not surprised. F U polish gov. ***** ***
我是波兰人，考虑到新当选的政府执政以来波兰发生的破事儿。我并不感到惊讶。凸你的波兰政府。（注：2020年7月波兰大选）
I'm polish and considering what's happening in Poland since current gov. was chosen, I am not surprised. F U polish gov. ***** ***
我是波兰人，考虑到新当选的政府执政以来波兰发生的破事儿。我并不感到惊讶。凸你的波兰政府。（注：2020年7月波兰大选）
Bee Jairrels
Poland farted
波兰太臭了
Poland farted
波兰太臭了
Katherine Boag
Good. Last time lots of europeans walked towards poland it was not a good thing
以前欧洲人都在往波兰跑的时候就没好事发生过
Good. Last time lots of europeans walked towards poland it was not a good thing
以前欧洲人都在往波兰跑的时候就没好事发生过
lara
Well, actually, considering what Germany and Russia have done to Poland for hundreds of years, Poland thinks it is a good thing.
嗯，实际上，考虑到德国和俄罗斯几百年来对波兰所做的，波兰以为这都是件好事。
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Well, actually, considering what Germany and Russia have done to Poland for hundreds of years, Poland thinks it is a good thing.
嗯，实际上，考虑到德国和俄罗斯几百年来对波兰所做的，波兰以为这都是件好事。
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Dave P
as opposed most of the 20th century was everyone trying to march in
在20世纪的大部分时间里，人人都想把波兰收入囊中
as opposed most of the 20th century was everyone trying to march in
在20世纪的大部分时间里，人人都想把波兰收入囊中
Vanta Black
Britain isn't! We're heading to help just like we did in '45! Which is good, because I have Polish family.
英国可没这么想!我们去帮他们了，就像二次世界大战那时一样!这很好，因为我有波兰血统。
Britain isn't! We're heading to help just like we did in '45! Which is good, because I have Polish family.
英国可没这么想!我们去帮他们了，就像二次世界大战那时一样!这很好，因为我有波兰血统。
Dave P
you mean backstabbed in 45 by not honoring their promise of an independent poland and sold them out to Stalin.
你的意思是，在二次大战中，英国没有履行让波兰独立的承诺，把它卖给了斯大林？
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you mean backstabbed in 45 by not honoring their promise of an independent poland and sold them out to Stalin.
你的意思是，在二次大战中，英国没有履行让波兰独立的承诺，把它卖给了斯大林？
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Toea Muresan Iulia
hm, if that was true... in fact everybody wanted some piece of Poland, but they are brave and fought for every inch
嗯，如果那是真的……事实上，每个人都对波兰虎视眈眈，分食他们，但他们都很勇敢，为每一寸土地而战
hm, if that was true... in fact everybody wanted some piece of Poland, but they are brave and fought for every inch
嗯，如果那是真的……事实上，每个人都对波兰虎视眈眈，分食他们，但他们都很勇敢，为每一寸土地而战
로희
They know what Poland did last summer.
他们知道波兰去年夏天做了什么么。
They know what Poland did last summer.
他们知道波兰去年夏天做了什么么。
Sarah
And Ireland can't wait to get away from the UK.
爱尔兰也迫不及待地想离开开英国呢
And Ireland can't wait to get away from the UK.
爱尔兰也迫不及待地想离开开英国呢
7、Lucky Nurse
“幸运”护士
“幸运”护士
Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three 'sisters' Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.
维奥莱特·杰瑟普，一名随船护士。她先后在泰坦尼克号、不列颠号和奥林匹克号这三艘“姐妹”船上服务过。当她在“奥林匹克号”船上时，这艘船与一艘战舰相撞几近沉船，她在“泰坦尼克号”时，该船撞上冰山沉了，后来她在“不列颠号”船上时，船撞暗礁后沉了。而维奥莱特在这三次沉船事件中都幸运滴活了下来。
Johnny Rodriguez
Don't travel with this lady!
大家可千万不要和这位女士一起出门啊!
Don't travel with this lady!
大家可千万不要和这位女士一起出门啊!
Deborah B
or if you do, when the ship hits something, hold on to her, because she is clearly very good at surviving.
或者，当船撞上什么东西的时候，拽住她，因为她显然很擅长求生的。
or if you do, when the ship hits something, hold on to her, because she is clearly very good at surviving.
或者，当船撞上什么东西的时候，拽住她，因为她显然很擅长求生的。
Random Person
And never travled again.
后来她再也没随船出过海
And never travled again.
后来她再也没随船出过海
Tim Barnhart
Someone should have investigated her.
应该找人研究一下这女人
Someone should have investigated her.
应该找人研究一下这女人
Lexi Mitchell
So it’s her fault.
那么，这都是她的错喽~
So it’s her fault.
那么，这都是她的错喽~
Lu
Jack should have stuck with her, not stupid Rose and that stupid door
杰克应该和她在一起，而不是萝丝和那扇破木板
Jack should have stuck with her, not stupid Rose and that stupid door
杰克应该和她在一起，而不是萝丝和那扇破木板
Teucer T
Then divorced hee husband because he wouldn't take her fishing.
后来他和丈夫离婚了，因为他不愿带她去海钓。
Then divorced hee husband because he wouldn't take her fishing.
后来他和丈夫离婚了，因为他不愿带她去海钓。
Downunderdude
Captain (checking off crew list). OK, who's the nurse? chief mate: umm...Jessop...Violet Jessop captain: chief mate: captain: Man the lifeboats!
正在核对随船船员名单的船长：好的，随船护士那位？
大副：我看看…嗯…维…维奥莱特杰瑟普?！！！！
船长:大副，立即准备救生艇!
Captain (checking off crew list). OK, who's the nurse? chief mate: umm...Jessop...Violet Jessop captain: chief mate: captain: Man the lifeboats!
正在核对随船船员名单的船长：好的，随船护士那位？
大副：我看看…嗯…维…维奥莱特杰瑟普?！！！！
船长:大副，立即准备救生艇!
Michelle Muirhead
Hope she bought a lottery ticket.
希望他能去买个彩票
Hope she bought a lottery ticket.
希望他能去买个彩票
8、Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall
特意多花钱买了个可以靠窗户座位的机票，然而…
特意多花钱买了个可以靠窗户座位的机票，然而…
Ivica Nikolov
Exact same thing happened to me, on my first flight into Scotland. I was gutted!
我第一次飞苏格兰的时候,同样的事也发生在我身上了。我想骂人!
Brendan Hills
I've had that seat :-(
你不是一个人 ：（
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Toea Muresan Iulia
carve yourself a window in the hull :))))
可以在上面画一扇窗户嘛 ：））
carve yourself a window in the hull :))))
可以在上面画一扇窗户嘛 ：））
lara
I never understood the desire for a window in a plane. There isn't that much to see. But, I do appreciate being able to lean up against the window area to sleep.
真是搞不懂大家为啥总想靠着窗户。都有啥可看的。不过，靠窗户边睡觉的感觉对我来说挺不错的
I never understood the desire for a window in a plane. There isn't that much to see. But, I do appreciate being able to lean up against the window area to sleep.
真是搞不懂大家为啥总想靠着窗户。都有啥可看的。不过，靠窗户边睡觉的感觉对我来说挺不错的
Robert T
Depends where you are flying. Over the sea, then its pretty boring. Over land and it can be very interesting. But take off and landing are the best. I remember coming in to land at Edinburgh airport at sunset and the QEII was moored just outside the Forth rail bridge and the sun was catching them both. Sadly is was before the days of phone cameras, and I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but it is one image that has stuck in my mind all these years.
这取决于你要飞哪里。要是在海上，那就很无聊了。在陆地上空还行，挺有意思的。起飞和降落时最好。我记得日落的时候，飞机降落在爱丁堡机场，QEII停在福斯铁路桥外，沐浴在夕阳中。遗憾的是，当时得手机还没带有摄像头，没法给它拍张照片，但这一幕是我多年来一直在我脑海里挥之不去的景象。
Depends where you are flying. Over the sea, then its pretty boring. Over land and it can be very interesting. But take off and landing are the best. I remember coming in to land at Edinburgh airport at sunset and the QEII was moored just outside the Forth rail bridge and the sun was catching them both. Sadly is was before the days of phone cameras, and I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but it is one image that has stuck in my mind all these years.
这取决于你要飞哪里。要是在海上，那就很无聊了。在陆地上空还行，挺有意思的。起飞和降落时最好。我记得日落的时候，飞机降落在爱丁堡机场，QEII停在福斯铁路桥外，沐浴在夕阳中。遗憾的是，当时得手机还没带有摄像头，没法给它拍张照片，但这一幕是我多年来一直在我脑海里挥之不去的景象。
로희
I've been there once on a >5 hours flight. I feel you~
我坐过一次5个多小时的飞机。同感~
I've been there once on a >5 hours flight. I feel you~
我坐过一次5个多小时的飞机。同感~
Vanta Black
Windows need a day off, too.
窗户也很累的
Windows need a day off, too.
窗户也很累的
Eric Law
How about just ask for a refund?
退票，去退票呀？
How about just ask for a refund?
退票，去退票呀？
9、Ancient Facepalm
古训的尴尬
古训的尴尬
In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning
在泰国，触碰女王被视为死罪，可判处死刑。1880年，泰国女王在乘坐皇家船只前往王宫的途中翻了船，女王溺水身亡。因为看到此事的众人怕触碰女王身体致使谁都不敢下水去救她。
Doggo Froggo
I bet she regretted making that law.....
我敢打赌她肯定后悔定下了那条法规
I bet she regretted making that law.....
我敢打赌她肯定后悔定下了那条法规
Marcellus the Third
She didn't, much older law.
不是她定的，老规矩了
She didn't, much older law.
不是她定的，老规矩了
Roxy Eastland
Let's be honest, that law was made by men
说实话，这条法律肯定是男人定的
Let's be honest, that law was made by men
说实话，这条法律肯定是男人定的
52 Blue
Too late for regret
悔之晚矣
Too late for regret
悔之晚矣
Dave P
This is a myth, story happened, in fact she dies after dozens tried to save her. The law about touching the Royals had a very specific clause regarding saving a life. The Official account even describes how the royal staff jumped into the water, got her and her child from the water, brought them to shore and failed to revive them. This a myth and should be removed from this list for being fake https://books.google.com/books?id=57ZeDwAAQBAJ&q=Sunanda+Kumariratana+drown+myth&pg=PA63#v=snippet&q=Sunanda%20Kumariratana%20drown%20myth&f=false
这是谣传，事儿是真的，但事实上她落水后几十人都去救她。关于如何救护危难之中的皇室成员，甚至专门制定了个详细具体的救护流程。官方报道甚至事无巨细的描述了皇室侍从如何跳进水里，把她和她的孩子从水里救出来，虽然被救到岸上，但女王还是死了。这是个谣言，应该把这帖子删了，因为这是假的
This is a myth, story happened, in fact she dies after dozens tried to save her. The law about touching the Royals had a very specific clause regarding saving a life. The Official account even describes how the royal staff jumped into the water, got her and her child from the water, brought them to shore and failed to revive them. This a myth and should be removed from this list for being fake https://books.google.com/books?id=57ZeDwAAQBAJ&q=Sunanda+Kumariratana+drown+myth&pg=PA63#v=snippet&q=Sunanda%20Kumariratana%20drown%20myth&f=false
这是谣传，事儿是真的，但事实上她落水后几十人都去救她。关于如何救护危难之中的皇室成员，甚至专门制定了个详细具体的救护流程。官方报道甚至事无巨细的描述了皇室侍从如何跳进水里，把她和她的孩子从水里救出来，虽然被救到岸上，但女王还是死了。这是个谣言，应该把这帖子删了，因为这是假的
10、The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary
今天我发现我婚戒上的钻石没了，我带着它都已经10年了，而昨天恰好是我和我老婆十周年纪念日。
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今天我发现我婚戒上的钻石没了，我带着它都已经10年了，而昨天恰好是我和我老婆十周年纪念日。
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Johnny Rodriguez
Samsung is making rings now?
难道三星现在都开始造戒指了？
Gninja
This is why you should get fine jewelry checked yearly. Sometimes stones get loose and they cand fix and clean before this happens.
这就是为什么你应该每年检查一次。万一宝石松了呢，及时修复和清洁以防不测。
This is why you should get fine jewelry checked yearly. Sometimes stones get loose and they cand fix and clean before this happens.
这就是为什么你应该每年检查一次。万一宝石松了呢，及时修复和清洁以防不测。
ebbaoruhaikekeluhe
this ring has a timer.
戒指的”有效期”到了吧
this ring has a timer.
戒指的”有效期”到了吧
oddkiddo
Well, you should get rings like that cleaned and serviced once a year..
你应该每年都把戒指清洗保养一次
Well, you should get rings like that cleaned and serviced once a year..
你应该每年都把戒指清洗保养一次
11、Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake...
这是我老丈母娘给我端来的蛋糕
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这是我老丈母娘给我端来的蛋糕
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（注：蛋糕上的字 die）
Ellie Rosser
Not so much a warning as an instruction :-)
与其说是警告，不如说是让你照着做
Not so much a warning as an instruction :-)
与其说是警告，不如说是让你照着做
Bacony Cakes
A kind reminder of things to come.
让你按照着这意思去做？
A kind reminder of things to come.
让你按照着这意思去做？
Konpat
That's not an accident
这绝不是巧合
That's not an accident
这绝不是巧合
kjorn
wonder if she served it with a smile
不知道她端上来的时候是不是还面带着微笑
wonder if she served it with a smile
不知道她端上来的时候是不是还面带着微笑
Gibberint Dark
Should have taken the hint when you noticed that it was written in mustard...!!
当你注意到这字是用芥末酱写的时候你就应该明白了…！！
Should have taken the hint when you noticed that it was written in mustard...!!
当你注意到这字是用芥末酱写的时候你就应该明白了…！！
12、The Poor Guy
可怜的家伙
可怜的家伙
A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.
这名男子在1871年的沉船事故中幸存下来，而后精神受到刺从此激恐惧坐船。不过历经40年的心理治疗，他终于战胜恐惧，再次登上轮船…这艘轮船的名字叫泰坦尼克号。
Doggo Froggo
The "unsinkable" ship....... I wonder how he would have felt if he has survived the Titanic too?
“永不沉没的船……我想知道要是他也从泰坦尼克号幸存下来，他会作何感想?
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The "unsinkable" ship....... I wonder how he would have felt if he has survived the Titanic too?
“永不沉没的船……我想知道要是他也从泰坦尼克号幸存下来，他会作何感想?
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Lorelai Purvis
"i will never get on a ship again"
“我再也不想坐船了”
"i will never get on a ship again"
“我再也不想坐船了”
J. F.
I think it's a curse to call a ship unsinkable - same was said about the Yamato
我认为对于一艘船来说号称什么“永不沉没的船”就像是一种诅咒，日本的大和战舰也是起的这个绰号
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I think it's a curse to call a ship unsinkable - same was said about the Yamato
我认为对于一艘船来说号称什么“永不沉没的船”就像是一种诅咒，日本的大和战舰也是起的这个绰号
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Raven Sheridan
Poor bastard.
可怜的倒霉蛋
Poor bastard.
可怜的倒霉蛋
catslave6
Should have been hanging out with Nurse Violet Jessop.
他应该去找上面帖子里讲的那个护士
Should have been hanging out with Nurse Violet Jessop.
他应该去找上面帖子里讲的那个护士
Jo Choto
Final Destination told us you can't cheat death.
电影《死神来了》告诉我们你终究欺骗不了死神。
Final Destination told us you can't cheat death.
电影《死神来了》告诉我们你终究欺骗不了死神。
Sarcastic Panda
you know, someone should file a lawsuit against the Titanic for false advertising. "the unsinkable ship" my hat.
知道吗，应该有人应该投诉泰坦尼克号做的虚假宣传。"不沉之船"就是个噱头。
you know, someone should file a lawsuit against the Titanic for false advertising. "the unsinkable ship" my hat.
知道吗，应该有人应该投诉泰坦尼克号做的虚假宣传。"不沉之船"就是个噱头。
M O'Connell
False advertising was pretty common historically, and little could be done about it until the first laws started to be passed in the 1890s. The Federal Trade Commission, which handles enforcement of truth-in-advertising laws wasn't established until 1914.
从历史上看，虚假广告非常普遍，而且在1989年第一部相关法律出台之前，对此几无任何约束力。直到1914年，负责执行“真实广告”法律的联邦贸易委员会才开始成立。
False advertising was pretty common historically, and little could be done about it until the first laws started to be passed in the 1890s. The Federal Trade Commission, which handles enforcement of truth-in-advertising laws wasn't established until 1914.
从历史上看，虚假广告非常普遍，而且在1989年第一部相关法律出台之前，对此几无任何约束力。直到1914年，负责执行“真实广告”法律的联邦贸易委员会才开始成立。
13、This Kinda Cracked Me Up
气死我了！
气死我了！
Hurricane Names
Hurricanes were first given names by Australian meteorologist Clement Wragge (1852-1922),who named violent storms afire politicians he disliked.
飓风命名的由来
飓风是澳大利亚气象学家Clement Wragge (1852-1922年)命名的, Hurricanes（飓风）这个词原本是为他不喜欢的政客名字。
smol doggo
Hurricane trump incoming
特朗普飓风来袭
Hurricane trump incoming
特朗普飓风来袭
Vanta Black
Trump's supporters did storm the Capitol.
特朗普粉丝飓风确实席卷了国会大厦
Trump's supporters did storm the Capitol.
特朗普粉丝飓风确实席卷了国会大厦
Aldrian Reza
I mean, are there any politicians we like?
我就想，我们有喜欢的政客么？
I mean, are there any politicians we like?
我就想，我们有喜欢的政客么？
Leo Domitrix
My poor mother has the name of an infamous hurricane. When asked, she says her name, followed by, "Yes, like the hurricane."...
我妈的名字里就有个这个词，真倒霉。当别人问到她叫什么名字的时候，他就说“是的，就跟那个叫‘飓风’的一样”
My poor mother has the name of an infamous hurricane. When asked, she says her name, followed by, "Yes, like the hurricane."...
我妈的名字里就有个这个词，真倒霉。当别人问到她叫什么名字的时候，他就说“是的，就跟那个叫‘飓风’的一样”
Nikki Sevven
I recommend reinstating this practice, and here by nominate the first several storms to be Trump, McConnell, and Cruz.
我建议恢复这种命名方法, 最首先应该提名的是特朗普、麦康奈尔和克鲁兹。
I recommend reinstating this practice, and here by nominate the first several storms to be Trump, McConnell, and Cruz.
我建议恢复这种命名方法, 最首先应该提名的是特朗普、麦康奈尔和克鲁兹。
Sage Gusano
Hurricane Congress.
飓风国会
Hurricane Congress.
飓风国会
Bacony Cakes
Next hurricane is Hurricane Andrew Wilson.
下一场飓风该叫安德鲁·威尔逊飓风。
Next hurricane is Hurricane Andrew Wilson.
下一场飓风该叫安德鲁·威尔逊飓风。
14、How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2
这家伙是怎么在二战时的两次原子弹爆炸中活下来的
这家伙是怎么在二战时的两次原子弹爆炸中活下来的
Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as "crazy" after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.
当广岛遭到原子弹轰炸时，这个叫Tsutomu Yamaguchi的家伙当时正在这里上班。当天晚些时候他逃回到了长崎,在长崎的公司里，他向上司们诉说一枚炸弹是如何摧毁了整个广岛，主管们听闻纷纷认为他疯了,恰在此时第二颗原子弹落在长崎。Tsutomu Yamaguchi又一次地幸存下来。他是唯一已知的两起原子弹爆炸的幸存者
Doggo Froggo
Poor man - he must have seen a lot.
可怜的家伙，他肯定目睹了一切。
Poor man - he must have seen a lot.
可怜的家伙，他肯定目睹了一切。
Kyle
He and other Japanese people still go to special medical appointments to study the effects over time. True story.
他和其他日本幸存者仍还得进行特殊医疗，以研究随着时间的推移受到原子弹的影响。这事是真的。
He and other Japanese people still go to special medical appointments to study the effects over time. True story.
他和其他日本幸存者仍还得进行特殊医疗，以研究随着时间的推移受到原子弹的影响。这事是真的。
Annie Niemands
Well he's passed away now, but the other survivors sure.
这人早挂了吧，估计其他侥幸活下来的人也是一样。
Well he's passed away now, but the other survivors sure.
这人早挂了吧，估计其他侥幸活下来的人也是一样。
Raven Sheridan
Classic Japanese dedication to work.
日本人典型的人宁死，但班一定不能落下的精神
Classic Japanese dedication to work.
日本人典型的人宁死，但班一定不能落下的精神
Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
the face tells you he saw some stuff he didn't need to see
这表情说明了他看到了一些他不应该看到的东西
the face tells you he saw some stuff he didn't need to see
这表情说明了他看到了一些他不应该看到的东西
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