只在日本才有的奇怪东西
Weird Things That ONLY Exist In Japan
译文简介
油管网友：日本的子弹头列车，真得很顺滑，因为轮子没有碰到铁轨，列车是通过磁悬浮轨道跑的，这也是它可以跑那么快、那么顺滑的原因。
正文翻译
视频地址：https://www.bilibili.com/video/av90854269/
评论翻译
很赞 ( 0 )
收藏
Me the whole vid: JAPAN IS LIVING IN THE FUTURE
整个视频看下来，我的感受是：日本活在未来呀
My mom went to japan and she told me that THE TOILET HAS A SEAT HEATER!
我妈去过日本，她告诉我，日本厕所的马桶盖有加热器！
Everybody: Japan is the best place on planet earth! Corona Virus: I''''m About to ruin this whole man''''s career.
每个人都说：日本是地球上最好的地方！
冠状病毒说：我要毁了这里。
Lia: "Japan is my favorite place in the world!" Me: "The refrigerator is my favorite place in the world (kitchen)" :)
莉亚：日本是世界上我最爱的地方
我：厨房的冰箱，才是我最爱的地方
japan is literally the most advanced country
日本实际上是世界上最先进的国家
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
If those selfie stands where in America everyone''''s phones would be stolen!
（将手机放在柱子上自拍），如果这些自拍发生在美国，那每个人的手机都会被偷走！
"Wouldn''''t water be wobbly?"
“水都不晃的吗？”
Lia: " how can you go that fast and be that smooth" My dirty-minded self: THATS WHAT SHE SAID dear god pls save meh
莉亚：“（高铁）你怎么可以这么快，还那么顺滑”
邪恶的我：她在说什么，上帝啊，请救救我吧
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
Whenever I get pregnant I know where I''''m going for a whole nine months: Japan
当我怀孕的时候，我知道我要去哪儿度过那九个月的孕期了，那就是日本
When I used to live in Singapore, they had this fruit called "Star Fruit" and I had a tree of them in my backyard. (We also had a mango tree...) But anyways, the fruit was a cute yellow fruit. When you cut in though, it was the shape of a star!
我住在新加坡的时候，发现那里有一种水果，叫“星果”，我的后院就有一棵星果树，还有一棵芒果树……不管怎样，那种水果是非常可爱的黄色小水果。切开后，它里面是星星的形状。
friend in 2029 going to have a kid You:”Here’s a flight to Japan!”
如果你朋友打算在2029年要个孩子，你直接说“这儿有张飞往日本的机票”
Japan: sorry America America : ugh whatever Japan
日本：美国，对不起啦
美国：呃，没关系啦，日本
Sees Japan makes kids clean schools; OMG THATS AMAZING
看看，日本都是让孩子自己清扫学校，我的天啦，这太让人吃惊了
Japan has bags to put on your head in the fitting room Me: what you can sufacate and die
日本在试衣间放了套在头上的袋子（防止口红蹭衣服上）
我：这可能会导致窒息和死亡啊
Japan has these new good quality Starbucks drinks why can''''t we have that?
日本有这么多新出的星巴克饮品，为什么我们没有呢？
When I’m older and I’m ready to give BIRTH I’m going to Japan so I can get that DELICIOUS food
我生孩子的时候，我要去日本生，这样我就能吃到那些美味的食物了
Lia: "Japan is my favourite place in the world!" Me: "My bed is my favourite place in the world!!"
莉亚：日本是世界上我最喜欢的地方
我：我的床是世界上我最喜欢的地方
lia: omg people in japan are soooo nice! also lia: they stole my umbrella 300 times i am so mad!!!
莉亚：天啦，日本人真是太好啦啦啦
也是莉亚：我的伞被他们偷了三百次，我快要疯了！
Japan :nicest place ever Coronavirus : I''''m about to ruin the place
日本：迄今为止，最好的地方
冠状病毒：我要毁了这里
Everyone:*talks about how japan is so advanced* Me: ouh man I live in Indonesia and Japan attack our country for 3,5 years(I think) but they''''re pretty advanced tho
每个人都说说，日本是如何的先进吧。
我：哦，天啦，我住在印度尼西亚，日本曾经打过我们国家，我认为战争时间持续了三五年，但是他们还是相当先进的
A lot of these things aren’t only in Japan
其中的很多东西，不止日本有
Lia: japan is my favorite place in the world! Me: to get the corona virus
莉亚：日本是我最喜欢的地方
我：那去感染冠状病毒吧
If u read this hopefully 2020 gets better for you
如果你读到了这条评论，希望你在2020年里变得更好
I went buy gum at Japan then I was like “WUT IS THIS PAPER FOR?!?”
在日本买口香糖的时候，我在想“这张纸是干嘛用的？”
Me watching this when Corona is attacking Japan. Haha not your favourite anymore
我看这个视频的时候，冠状病毒正在日本传播。哈哈哈，它不再是你最爱的地方了
She saying that she loves everything in Japan Me: Do you even like corona virus
她说她爱日本的一切。我：你也爱冠状病毒吗？
Her: I think Japan in the coolest place in the world. Me and other Japanese people: **Thank you**
她：我认为日本是世界上最酷的地方。
我和其他的日本人：谢谢你啊
America: we are the future of the world and we have the best things Japan: hold my sushi plate
美国：我们是世界的未来，我们有世界上最好的东西
日本：看我的寿司拼盘
Japan because everything is amazing and my sister went there and she didn''''t want to leave and when I knew that she was in Pennsylvania I started crying tears of happiness
日本的一切都令人惊讶，我姐姐去了那里，她说她不想离开那。当我知道她最后是在美国宾夕法尼亚州的时候，我流下了幸福的泪水
I''''m half Japanese but I''''ve never been there
我是半个日本人，但是我从未去过那儿
When I was in play school I tried to pee SO QUIETLY so no one heard me But now about 5 years later I’m here peeing my part off Me now: WHO CARES
我在戏剧学校的时候，我尿尿时尽量保持安静，这样就没人能听到了。但到现在，大概五年了，我是想怎么尿就怎么尿，谁在乎呢
For a second I forgot the video was "weird things that only exist in japan" an though she was just listing what she liked
有那么一会儿，我都忘了这个视频是关于“只会在日本存在的奇怪东西”，虽然她只是在列举她喜欢的东西。
Am I the only one who wants to know where she got this fricking jacket? Just me? Ok.
只有我一个人想知道她的褶边夹克是在哪儿买的吗？就我吗？好吧。
The school also help the kids to do basic cleaning as well so when they''''re living alone there won''''t be any size 14 roaches and new York rats
学校也会帮助孩子们做基本的清洁工作，这样他们住的时候，就不会有十四码的蟑螂和纽约那样的老鼠了
Lia:my favorite place in the world is Japan Me: my favorite place in the world is Philiphines Ilove my country Like if you are a filipino
莉亚：我最喜欢的地方是日本
我：我最喜欢的地方是菲律宾。如果你是菲律宾人，肯定会喜欢菲律宾的
Lia: Japan is my favorite place in the world Me: scared of the corona Virus
莉亚：日本是世界上我最喜欢的地方
我：害怕染上冠状病毒啊
Me watching in 2020.
我在2020年观看这个视频。
1:55 I went to Thailand and at they mall they have the same toilet, (Thailand is part of Asia if you didn''''t know)
我去过泰国，他们的商场里，也有着同样的厕所。如果你不知道泰国的话，我来告诉你，泰国是亚洲的一个国家。
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
They have banana vending machines in Japan. I''''m never surprised with this country
在日本，他们还有卖香蕉的自动售货机。对于这个国家出现的奇怪东西，我一点儿都不惊讶
I was at Taiwan for vacation and we saw this as well. What they have in the toilet huh? Cameras?
我在台湾度假，也看过这样的厕所。日本的厕所里面有什么呢？额，摄像头？
I can’t stop laughing but, after eating my moms diner I can’t stop farting!
我忍不住笑了，但是，吃了我妈做的饭以后，我忍不住要放屁！
Japan is the greatest. I feel so lucky to live here.
日本是最棒的。很幸运我住在这儿。
Japan. Its alway been my favorite place in the world not just for the anime. Did you know that they wear masks when there sick not to get others sick.
日本一直都是我最喜欢的地方，不仅是因为他们的动漫。你知道吗，日本人生病的时候，他们会戴上口罩，防止将病传染给别人。
Bullet trains r really smooth cause the wheels r not on the rail road the train levitates by magnets along the track and that’s y it can go so fast and so smooth
日本的子弹头列车，真得很顺滑，因为轮子没有碰到铁轨，列车是通过磁悬浮轨道跑的，这也是它可以跑那么快、那么顺滑的原因。
I want the Starbucks that they have Pls
我想要他们那样的星巴克，求你了
I''''m Hawaii I went to a cat caffe there were cats everywhere
我是夏威夷人，我去了一家猫咪咖啡馆，那里到处都是猫
I was about to say you should visit Europe someday when I remembered you were born in the UK
我记得你是在英国出生的呀，我想说你应该去欧洲旅旅游
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
my mom grew up in Japan and is fluent in Japanese
我妈妈在日本长大，会说一口流利的日语
Japan is so cool. The people are so proper and gracious. I wish everywhere was like this..
日本太酷了。日本人是这么的得体和亲切。我希望到处都像日本那样。
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
In the Plilippines kids clean the classrooms Kids get assigned what day they will clean
在菲律宾，孩子们也是自己清扫教室，孩子们都是值日做清洁。
" Japan is my favorite place!" me thinks of anime. To get the most amount of points, drink a lot of water to win the urinal game
“日本是我最喜爱的地方”我想到的是动漫。还记得有个片段：为了得到最多的分数，通过喝大量的水来赢得小便比赛
I didn''''t have to wait that long to get into Canada lol
进入加拿大，我不需要等待那么长的时间，哈哈哈
All of these things exist in Taiwan too...
所有这些东西，在台湾也存在……
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
In Philippines we do clean our own room too.♥️
在菲律宾，我们的教室也是自己做清洁
One of the places I''''ve always wanted to go is Australia...
我一直想去的地方，其中一个就是澳大利亚……
I want to got to France And eat all there French foods
我想到法国去，吃遍法国所有的美食
when will somebody like china..?And most things in the world, china has it.
什么时候有人喜欢中国啊？世界上大多数的东西，中国都有。
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
my favorite place is my bed or the fridge cause I like to eat and like to sleep but for real where would I want to go is Russia my dream place but America will always be me fav
我最爱的地方，是我的床和冰箱，因为我喜欢吃和睡，但说真的，我想去的地方是俄罗斯，俄罗斯是我的梦想之地，但是美国也是我的最爱。
Lia: Japan has so cool things but America dose not!! so dumb Me: im living in Croatia and we dont even have STARBUCKS!!! Or lockers in school !!
莉亚：日本有这么酷的东西，但是美国却没有！太蠢了。
我：我住在克罗尼亚，我们连星巴克都没有！学校也没有储物柜！
I have a toilet with a sink on the back and I live in Britain.
我住在英国，我的马桶后面也带水槽
The mini fridge lockers, we have that in Sweden to.
迷你冰箱，我们瑞典也有哦
I’ve lived in Japan for 3 years and these are insanely true!
我住在日本三年了，这些东西绝对是真实存在的！
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
I''''m from Japan and it''''s awsome!
我来自日本，这个视频了不起啊！
Me 2018 : I like Japan
Me 2019: I''''m gonna go visit Japan
Me 2020: I''''m moving to Japan when I''''m old enough!!!
2018年的我：我喜欢日本
2019年的我：我要去日本旅游
2020年的我：当我老的时候，我要搬到日本去！
i used to live in japan for 6 years
我曾在日本住了六年
In phillipenes there''''s a school name Xavier University Grade School and we clean our own classroom
在菲律宾，有一所学校叫泽维尔大学附属小学，我们也是自己清扫教室
I wonder if iphones in china are cheaper since there made there.
我在想，中国的苹果手机会不会便宜些，因为苹果手机就是在那儿生产的。
We need Japan to take a trip
我们需要去趟日本旅行了
You make me want to visit Japan even though they might have the Corona virus
虽然他们那儿有冠状病毒，但是你的视频让我想去日本旅游了……
japan my dream home
日本，我的梦中老家
Omg I''''m going to mexco
天啦，我要去墨西哥
someone take me to Japan
来个人带我去日本吧
and here I am getting late because the schedule lied to me and the bus came 5 minute too early
我要迟到了，时间表骗了我，公交车早走了五分钟
If I could travel anywhere I would probably go back to Egypt
如果我可以到处旅游的话，我可能会回趟埃及
Seng Chann3周前
跟泰国的餐馆一样，日本的餐馆也会摆出塑料的食物模型，有时候摆的是真的食物
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
When I saw that cherry blossom Starbucks I was like: Even I live in Asia why don''''t I have FREAKIN CHERRY BLOSSOM STARBUCKS DRINKS?!??!?!
当我看到星巴克的樱花盛开的饮品的时候，我在纳闷：我都住在亚洲了，为什么不去点杯星巴克的樱花盛开呢？！
At the airport we were going to Mexico
在机场了，我们将要去墨西哥了
Why can''''t we be as advanced as Japan?
我们为什么不能像日本一样先进呢？
Random fact: The possibility of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket is higher than the possibility of actually winning the lottery.
随机的事实：在买彩票的路上死亡的可能性，高于你中大奖的可能性
Am in Japan i was BORN in Japan I LIVED in Japan from 2012 to 2020
我在日本，我生于日本，住在日本，从2012年到2020年
Learned a lot! Thanks
学到了很多，谢谢
My favorite place is Tokyo!!
我最喜爱的地方是东京！
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
Japan is known for its strong Toilet Culture
日本以擅长厕所文化而出名
just saying the footage of the fast train is from china not japan
只想说，快车的那段镜头，来自中国的高铁，不是日本的
Here in Australia we don''''t have star-bucks ;-;
我在澳大利亚，我们的星巴克没有那样的甜品
All the Japanese know you are from America when you''''re the only one to not reverse park.
当你是唯一反向停车的那个人的时候，所有日本人都知道你是来自美国了
I am so glad I am Japanese
很高兴我是个日本人
Wait I know why they have these nice things, they want you to live there because of that nice things. Forever....
等下，我知道他们为什么会有这些好东西了。他们想让你因为这些美好的东西，永远地住在那里……